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This entire article makes no sense at all.

Holy land indeed

iamboody:
I don't even know why all these media outfits are giving PDP hope. As far as this country is concerned PDP will not lead the Senate. I don't know many of those senators that is as smart as Bukoka  Saraki, who wants to get into the black book of Buhari /Tinubu  not even David Mark. How many people saw this Saraki's trial coming from the angle of CCB, not even Saraki himself. Almost all the senators are corrupt because it was easy to be corrupt during the past 16 years of PDP ruling, so there is always a way to nail anyone when the need be. So I can confidently confirm that all these surface analysis would have worked only if all things were equal in the past the way it starts to be now,  if this country had been freed of corruption in the past 16 years, if stealing had been seen as corruption in the past. PDP gave APC the platform they are riding on now and I trust Asiwaju to crush anyone standing on the riding track. PDP would have become a Senate President if Politic was mathematics but nay politics ain't mathematics. The only person that will ever lead the Senate will have to be the anointed candidate of Buhari/Tinubu. Just watch as events unfold.

Some of you APC supporters are beyond stųpid. Always screaming 16 years of PDP rule.

Was APC dormant during those 16 years?

Aren't there APC politicians active now who were active during those 16 years albeit with different party names?

Is there any APC state currently doing better than a PDP state even with APC wielding the executive and legislative powers?

Is the current APC not filled with decayed remnants of PDP who helped destroy this nation further since the return of democratic rule?

Didn't APC politicians also contribute to the rot of this country?

Most of you APC supporters are just plain zombies with no mind of their own and who just repeat the same tired rubbish and mantra handed down to them by their corrupt heads like Tinubu.

I spit on all y'all. Y'all are totally repulsive to my person.

Hoes everywhere you look.

Ilekeh:
Please direct another movie abeg.

Love this girl sha

Jealous BiafraAUDs be like...."why she so happy we no happy".

https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1402424/little-girl-mad-o.gif

What an idiot.

kotv:
A 35 years old man attacking a 16 years old and 21 years old women is nothing more than a coward

...and all the attacks on the women were from the back a.k.a. suckerpunches. Make of that what you will.

Amya:
Oh well, sound city or not, they're clearly making their buck.

If you own a property in the US, you may be qualified for a green card.

One of my brothers got his green card that way. Even though he lives in Nigeria and only visits the states periodically.

Many people are taking up the opportunity now.

These Ikwerre people should quit using and exploiting the Igbo culture for their fųckery.

They should attempt to be original and create their own tradition instead of appropriating other people's way of life.

That's 144 virgins on deck.

Serious orgie and reverse gąng bang coming up.

Young Gunners.

Military is beautiful. Military is life.

May God be with them.

Well unfortunately, your fellow muslim jihadists started what they couldn't finish in CAR and the militias are helping them to finish it.

Not everybody has the time and patience for your stupid antics. They have zero tolerance for the rampaging Muslims rubbish so they reacted.

They want their land muslim free just as Saudi Arabia want theirs Christian free.

Tell your fellow suicidal jihadists not to test the level of the river with both feet next time or they would be mowed down. They should live and let others live too.

In what kind of club do they serve you drinks and ask you to pay after drinking it?

Really awkward.

It is expected when you elect illiterates and college dropouts as leaders.

They don't know anything about creating concepts and blueprints, powering a project, entrepreneurial thought processes and leadership skills exhibited by intelligent people.


They are leaders by chance and by way of whom they know.

Most European countries are run by technocrats and intelligent college graduates who are great and successful professionals in their field of specialty.

Together they create a country run by smart people.

Can you compare the German foreign minister Frank Walter Steinmeier or their economics minister Sigmar Gabriel to the idiots following an illiterate president buhari around?

Can you put the Prime minister of Luxembourg Xavier Bettel together in the same room with Buhari to discuss economics, energy and politics? Where would Buhari start? Are they even on the same league of intellect?

This is what you will keep getting in a country filled with vindictive and backwards thinking people who would elect a monkey in the person of a buhari, who has previously failed woefully as a leader, to lead them again instead of seasoned professionals.

Good morning Nigeria.

gesundheit:
The whole of your bloodline should be in cuffs and be forever confined in a loonie.

Verdammter Hurensohn

gesundheit:
Priceless coming from a crossbreed between illiteracy and tomfoolery.


You come across as the most demented in the pack of the brainless apes and the dumbest kid in your block.

Everyone avoids you like a leech cause your stupidity is more contagious than the Ebola virus.


When did opinion of dumb broke asss demented poltroon, cretinous lackluster and dead corpse like you start to matter. you can as well keep your opinion in your gay asss.

You are a meshuga moonstruck of no redeeming grace.

I no talk am.

This kid needs psychiatric help.

Just go through the rubbish you typed up there. If it makes sense to you then you need to be somewhere locked down in chains. Lol.

You have lost it.

gesundheit:
You have the persuasiveness of a cheap backwater prost....itutes.

if your worthless brain haven't been exchange for one piece of akara. you would have see I said Abraham Maslow should create another pyramid for stupid people like you and the guy.

And pyramid is about attainment of human need. which part is not clear to your already diseased brain.


Your brain must be faeces-soiled and should be used as manure on your Uncle's farm in Abakaliki.

More stůpid ramblings as expected.

You are really a true waste. Vaguely meaningless pieces of words strung together to create an illusion of saying something worthwhile but they still make no sense.

You are quite dumb little boy.

Go have a seat at the fool's corner and take a real long hard look at yourself to reevaluate your worthlessness.

If after that you still don't understand why you appear dense to everyone else on this topic, then I don't think you could still be helped.

Pack up and go home. You are making a fool of yourself.


PS: Your grammar sucks. Elementary school pupils can write better than you.

Smh.

gesundheit:
Then Crawl back to your hole you dolt, the whole of your bloodline are dunce.

I know about the pyramid I don't need brainless twerps like you to tell me.

Now f***k off.

You are truly pathetic.

It is quite glaring to see that you are proudly stůpid.

If you knew about Maslow's pyramid, please explain then how it correlates to your pointless rambling towards that guy and what the pyramid has to do with his level of intelligence. Simply pathetic.

Your name suits you quite nicely too because I can clearly see now that you need medical help.

Olodo.

gesundheit:
Bring it on poltroon. with your poor attempt at writing your mental elasticity can't stretch beyond 2cm.

You below in the hierarchy, I ball with your lords. Only if Abraham Maslow can create new levels of attainment for stupid peeps like you.

Run along tool you are beneath the dirt in my fingernails.

Man what the hell are you bleating about? You sound truly dense.

You have poor written grammar, very poor one at that and you are calling someone out on the same offence.

The hell is wrong with peeps like you? And what is that gibberish about Maslow and attainments? Do you have any idea what the Maslow hierarchy pyramid is all about?

There are all sorts of creepy and utterly stůpid characters crawling all over these forums.

Geez.

dustmalik:
Go back and read the OP. He called the president a F00L. Therefore, he deserves any insult hauled at him.

And should the same fate befall you and your family for calling President Jonathan clueless and dull?

Some of you are compound idiøts.

ayindejimmy:
I give up on these Wailers!
Staying there will reduce all expenses on that trip drastically.
If he refused to stay, you people will start wailing he's wasting our scarce resources. Now he stays, another wail.
Get one thing straight, we have SSS that frisk any foreign apartment our president stays. America would NEVER bug his private conversations.
And another thing, Buhari is not oblige to please insatiable Wailers. He does what needs to be done-period!

You are a very naive kid. If the United States could bug and monitor the Kanzlerin of Germany, Angela Merkel, a country that is arguably the most powerful in Europe., who is Buhari to be monitored? A common illiterate fulani cattle herder that became an accidental president.

Shut your mouth and observe next time if you are not exposed enough for world politics.

Haywhymido:
i av stop trusting dose Igbos, though little r still gud among dem. but most are bad, double edge swords,hypocrites. an average yiboe man doesnt like yoruba people, he may smile to ur face but what is going on in his mind is bad. if dey want peace we will give it to dem, and also if dey want wahala we dey kampe. moreover, is d zoo now owk to stay for dem is better dey go back to hole dey came out frm.when sumthing good things happen in nigeria u will say we r one,but when bad things happen it is den dat dey remember dat nigeria is a zoo. n let dat silly guy (kanu) knw dat he is a bastard born by a harlot mother for calling nigeria a zoo. a country dat has been existing b4 her mother knw where her private part is. it is only a bastard dat will point to his father house with d left hand

You cannot give anybody wahala. You have never succeeded in it as you have always been beaten black and blue trying such. Ask the dahomey women and fulanis as witnesses.

This call is more like a way to appease a sulking toddler. You people are eternally powerless when you are not fighting yourselves but faced with external aggression.

Don't get ahead of your time little boy.

jessiecah:
Abi...wow, you're so curvy

Welcome to the wonders of Photoshop.

I am very surprised that people can still be deceived in 2015 by Internet pictures.

But there are still those of us who can spot a photo shopped picture no matter how minute the touch up is.

That ain't no Aventador. That is a Gallardo and it costs less than 120000 Euro.

Secondly, Lamborghinis are not the most expensive cars. Apart from Lamborghini Veneno and Huracan, most Lamborghinis are affordable for middle class citizens.

You Nigerians love lying and exaggerating a lot.

Nobody gives a shįt who you prefer.

You only have one worthless vote.

Same, almost exact thing happened to me and my brother.

My oldest brother, on the way to the US decided to stop over in London to see my Sister and also asked me to come over to his hotel in London to see him too.

I was a student then in Germany. I boarded a cheap flight to London immediately.

After my brother picked me up we headed straight to Oxford center as he wanted to buy some suits for his trip and a ladies pant suit for his wife.

Being a guy with an insanely high taste, we entered a shop which looked quite exquisite. I felt really uncomfortable being there as I would normally have nothing to do in such expensive shops (I am already used to the Peek & Cloppenburgs and C&As, being a student then) but knowing my bro, he wouldn't go anywhere less.

Anyway, long story short, the shop we entered was teeming with high class looking Arabs and Whites but I and my Bro were the only blacks there and to make matters worse, he was putting on only a T-shirt, Jean short and Sneaks while every body there was in suit or trench coats and Emirates Arab attires.

A particular white lady kept stylishly following us. After a while, I asked my bro if he has noticed the woman following us and he replied in the affirmative without taking a glance.

After we picked all that we wanted with bills running into 3600 pounds, we arrived the counter to pay and that is where the drama started.

My bro pulled a Visa credit card issued in Nigeria by then Citibank and the lady at the counter flatly refused it without even swiping it.

My brother insisted, even though he had another foreign credit card. They refused and I got aggravated and wanted to raise my voice but my bro told me to chill while smiling.

Next they started asking for my brother's ID and he asked them for what and they replied for security purpose and he refused.

While this was happening, two hefty security guys were already perching next to us with the female manager appearing to call the police.

Seeing that the situation was getting tense, I asked my bro to drop the damn goods and let's leave but at that time, he reached for his Rucksack and brought out what I suspected to be 5000 pounds bundle and paid for the clothes. They counted it with the machine and crossed checked it's authenticity more than thrice before accepting it.


Then they suddenly changed to all smiles and started to try apologising for the embarrassment but my brother sternly asked them to kindly pack up his goods and let us leave.

That single experience made me to despise that country England and everything it stands for. Some of the most rętarded people I have ever come across.

Worse of all, their whole damned country looks like Lagos, complete rubbish but their ego and prejudice are out of this world.

SagePerv:
[color=maroon]Wrong thread.
I don't even plan on getting married.[/color]

The irony of your signature is earth shattering.

Ogbanje is not a marine spirit.

It has nothing to do with marine spirits which is a contemporary pentecostal church terminology.

Ogbanje is an age old Igbo term that has existed for hundreds of years for a child that supposedly keeps returning to the same family after its eventual death.

ChristyG:
hahaha ur ibo pple will die to live in dat sh1t area than their 'golden' and perfect state,haters gonna hate

Stinky and nasty looking ibadan girl, ewww. I take God beg you, ignore my comments on these forums.

Thank you.

xrisdon:
we often spends more time taking of the best performing governor in S/east, but we over look other regions.

now lets move west a bit,
the best performing governor in south west goes to Babatunde fashola while the worst is Rauf Aregbeshola of osun state.
My Opinion though, lets here yours...

Please scratch Fashola from that list of performing governors.

He is a complete and utter failure and has pulled wool over you peoples eyes while perfectly mastering the art of deception.

A very smooth looter and pawn of the grand master of corruption and greed, Asiwaju.

He is a media governor who thrives on propaganda than factual performance.

Lagos still looks like ş.h.i.t. compared to most states in Nigeria.

Just saw the video and the woman was somewhat unprofessional and arrogant.

Knowing how big Muslim men ego is towards their women, she should have let him rant a little and afterwards end the interview on the excuse of time.

Engaging in an unnecessary argument with him on-air and telling him that she runs things here was condescending in itself and I guess that riled the man up even more.

Amanpour is a legend in this regard. Super calm demeanour but still exerts impeccable control over her interviews.

Kachisbarbie:
No.
I changed my mind__ bring the damn heat on.
Like I said, your brain is on auto-reverse.
When you start reasoning well, holla, for a meaningful discourse.

Who cares if you care that I am a female.
Nigga do you pay my bills?

Once again, never you in your e-life - twerk on my comment.

Respect is reciprocal, you don't address me with expletives and lewd comments, then expect me to clap for you.

Look at you, trying to claim mature. When you can't converse like a civil human.
Oh pls, nigga we doing the growing up together...lolss.




Silly nwa-mkpi, trying to form professor.
How did I deny my father's tongue?
Did I @ any point say I can't speak igbo.

They just can't take the truth, even when you sugar-coat it.

Haha, I ain't hollering for any meaningful discourse 'cause I have no idea what i could possibly discuss with a weasel, ain't need your reciprocity in respect because it is useless to me and I ain't no nigga, keep that for your fellow gutter kind.

I find it quite amusing when you try to refer to me with words like Randy to try and push the notion that I am one of the ridiculous male folks who inadvertently lust for you cheap, 2-for-a-dollar nairaland fake girls online. sorry auntie but you got the wrong guy.

And what is with the twerking comments? I think you are mistaking me for one of your closet gay admirers, sorry I don't do ghetto girls who twerk or get twerked on.

Anyway, my points remains that it is only a shameless child that points to his father's house with his/her left hand.

You can choose to learn and become yoruba, complete with the tiger claw scars, that ain't my business but I won't sit back and watch any nonentity online insult the giant strides that Igbo language, movies and literature have made and their contribution to the growth of Nollywood up to this point. Like I said before, if anybody does that, I bring heat.

Hope you'll remember that.