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TV/MoviesRe: Television Politics: Five Years Later DSTV Is Still Yet To Launch Igbo Channel by DerKaiser: 6:36pm On Mar 09, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
You are the very stupid one.

Grandpa Willow, next time-don't twerk on my comment.
Randy ediots, start up an e-fight - then hide under maturity.

Now, swerve real fast.
I thought you were too ace to ignore me? Should have guessed better, lol.

Don't get it twisted though cause addressing you as a kid has more to do with you than whatever my perceived age is to you. Anybody who openly and shamelessly insults his parents language in order to gain cheap and irrelevant Internet notoriety has the intelligence equivalence of a weasel, at least to me.

But please ignore me like you promised 'cause I also know how to bring heat when irked and I wouldn't care that you are a girl, at least online.

Take care Auntie.
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Enjoying Mum's Food. by DerKaiser: 6:12pm On Mar 09, 2015
Coal City ain't never fell off.

Nice one Chinedu.
TV/MoviesRe: Television Politics: Five Years Later DSTV Is Still Yet To Launch Igbo Channel by DerKaiser: 6:06pm On Mar 09, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
Firstly I made that comment not her.

Yes, I wouldn't watch an igbo movie @gun point - it gat no content.
Maybe, I might watch it when it has a content.

When I see people like you, advertently exude unconscionable level of fatuity, inferiority complex, garrulity, querulousness and petulance.
I just sit back and watch.


To bandy words with you, would be an affront on my well-groomed sensibility and intellect. Your level of assimilation is turbid and way below par...

Please, bear with me if I don't indulge you again. Right now, it's only apposite that I ignore you__ I think your brain is on Auto-reverse.

Thanks.
So much for intelligence. You are truly pathetic.

Lol @ putting the name Der Kaiser and inferiority complex together on the same sentence.

Please kindly ignore me. *stůpid kids these days*
TV/MoviesRe: Television Politics: Five Years Later DSTV Is Still Yet To Launch Igbo Channel by DerKaiser: 5:55pm On Mar 09, 2015
softysparky:
Bia nwokem, maybe you should go back and reread my post and the post you quoted properly. I think something is wrong with your eyes.
I don't need to go through your disgraceful post again. Once is enough and my cognition is intact. Thanks.

You are just a shameless self hater for that tasteless "gunpoint" comment and the more your kind remove themselves from greater Igbo affairs, the better.

Seems like nobody taught you anything about dirty linens and public or keeping your trap shut if you have nothing sensible to say.

Edit: My apologies if the comment wasn't from you. All above comments thus addressed to the fòól who made the comment.
TV/MoviesRe: Television Politics: Five Years Later DSTV Is Still Yet To Launch Igbo Channel by DerKaiser: 5:30pm On Mar 09, 2015
softysparky:
Hahahhahahahha I have been laughing since I clicked on this thread.

I don't know why my brothers like shouting marginalisation all the time even over silly things, some even attacked a yoruba guy that his post was so on point

How many igbo movies do we even have in the market? No good programs, few actors and no content. How many of them even listen to igbo radio stations or news in igbo.

I went to Electromart @ Onitsha to buy igbo movies for my parents, could you believe I didn't see up to 5 new igbo movies to buy, even the ones titled in igbo were all english movies.

Don't be surprised some people ranting here can't list like 20 igbo movies they have seen.

Smh for some people.
What a tool. You are so shameless to denounce your language in front of people and declare how elated you are to pick up and master the language of those who have absolutely no qualms in berating and antagonising your own culture and people.

To term you a complete disgrace would be downplaying it.

***even at gunpoint, I would not watch an Igbo movie....*** that is your supposed comment.

Better consult your parents to tell you your true origin 'cause you sure as hell ain't one of the proud Igbos I grew up knowing.
CultureRe: Igbo Language And Its Downward Trend by DerKaiser:
It is quite pathetic and disheartening honestly.

Have you ever been to any gathering where families are present with their kids? You will discover that 80 percent of those kids would be inclined to speak just English even in the heart of major Igbo cities like Enugu and Awka.

Their spoken English is often poor and their command of the Igbo language is non-existent. So what the aim of forcing kids to learn only English is, I cannot tell.

My sister has lived 27 years in Europe but does not even stutter or mince an English word while speaking Igbo and funny enough, she speaks only in my local dialect which many Igbos wouldn't understand.

Igbo parents have ruined the new generation of Igbos coming up.

You could hardly tell apart an Igbo born in Lagos from Yoruba in Lagos because they often understand zero or poor Igbo while having flawless command of yoruba, and shamelessly so.

It then begs the question, what were their parents doing while they were toddlers.
RomanceRe: I Cooked Better Than My Virgin Girl, What Should I Do? by DerKaiser: 5:12am On Feb 21, 2015
What is with the disgusting Virginity fetishism with men on these nairaland forums?

It is really aggravating.
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu Likens GEJ Fate Afta March To Lautent Gbagbo Of Ivory Coast Case by DerKaiser: 4:14pm On Feb 15, 2015
Dele Momodu the fat, irrelevant fool.
PoliticsRe: MEET AFIKPO CHIC (photo And Info) by DerKaiser:
Is it also stated in her Resumee that she was a former prostitute who acquired her ill gotten wealth running the streets of the United States?

Clowns.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Airforce Drone Strike Shatters Boko Haram Tank (video) by DerKaiser: 1:50am On Feb 10, 2015
SirShymexx:
Lol. It's obvious this mofo needs a hug. grin

This bum doesn't even know the difference between air-to-surface missiles and surface-to-air missiles. I guess that's why he keeps spouting heat-seeking missile everywhere. This is what happens when folks google shiit without basic understanding of what they're googling.

And now another argument about hitting a target not on the focal point of the coordinate. Check the youtube I posted, and fvck off. And stop quoting me, you panda IQ havin bonobo. Go play with ya fellow village nutjobs! grin

I'm out!


[img]http://x3.cdn03.imgwykop.pl/c3201142/comment_Z0rs1XaWKXCR7n1mn9lNWwjmEueliLxw.gif[/img]
Trying to hide his insecurity, stųpidity and lack of knowledge behind funny gifs.

You ain't fooling me at all kid.

You ain't military and you know nothing about the military.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Airforce Drone Strike Shatters Boko Haram Tank (video) by DerKaiser:
SirShymexx:
Bwahahaha...you are crazy! These guys are funny - butt of jokes.

Anyway, since my pops and his brother were in the naij army briefly in the late 60s and early 70s, it is nothing but love for the true patriots. The system is responsible for their woes.

God bless the servicemen and women.
Even the toughest in your lineage can't possibly be military. I can smell the blood of a coward from you even from here that I sit.

I think playing your usual Internet gangster and pseudo-intellectual suits you better while looking for cheap Internet popularity.

Worthless things that can't lift a finger trying to throw jabs at the military from behind the computer screen.

I really do not blame you touts.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Airforce Drone Strike Shatters Boko Haram Tank (video) by DerKaiser: 1:27am On Feb 10, 2015
SirShymexx:
This is the video again, can anyone on the thread show me where the focal point of the coordinate was on target? grin

Bwahahahahaha -- hitting a target without aiming properly, no? - hysterical. grin

https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7424/15842545623_6a527bd4aa_o.gif
Is this ediot this dense or what? Can't you see that the moving crosshair is that of a spy cam and not a missile target reticule?

Why do you revel in being Stųpid?

What part of electronically acquired lock confuses you?

Do you think firing a missile is the same as pointing your rifle at a target and shooting off?

Do you know the level of collateral damage that would be incurred if missiles were using common point and shoot mechanism?

Who told you missiles have crosshairs and that the reticule you are seeing in that video represents where the missile would hit?

Do you have any idea how difficult it would be to point and shoot at a fast moving target from 20000ft above ground level by simply following a crosshair without any sort of precision guidance?

Why do you refuse to exhibit the tiniest level of intelligence?

Jesus, I have never come across such an ediot on this forum before masking as an intelligent being.

Your case is very pathetic honestly.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Airforce Drone Strike Shatters Boko Haram Tank (video) by DerKaiser:
SirShymexx:
Err, show me when the coordinate was on target in that video, and when the target was hit.

In case you don't know - the focal point is the circle within the coordinate, failure to do so, means ya accursed life would be verbally murked tonight. grin

Heat seeking missiles for ASM? - bwahahahaha. Or laser guided?

You're a stalk illiterate! And when did I ever tell you I was a rapper? grin Freaking bum!
When I called you an ediot, I knew I wasn't mistaken. You know nothing about the military so stick to conspiracy theories.

Yes, heat-seeking air-to-surface or air-to-air missiles are often used to target fast moving ground vehicles or aircrafts after a lock has been acquired.

Laser-guided missiles which require a laser designation from another source (i.e.pinpointing the laser on the target for precision hit) either by the ground forces or other aircraft hovering nearby is often used for stationary targets but sometimes used for moving targets with varying degree of success.

I told you that you know nothing but you wouldn't agree.

Stick to trying to deceive gullible nairalanders that you have something in your hollow brain, you can't fool me with such nonsense.

I am way above your league in all facets of intelligence.

...and I have no idea what a "stalk illiterate is supposed to mean"

Garage Tout.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Airforce Drone Strike Shatters Boko Haram Tank (video) by DerKaiser: 10:33pm On Feb 09, 2015
Missy89:
zukasteve , DerKaiser and all of you attacking Sirshymexx are actually the ignorant ones here.

He made a valid point. Only few drones can carry anti tank weapons because of the payload weight (They are usually deployed on Helicopters, APC or in person). Apart from the Hell fire missile used the the predator drone, there are few drones capable of doing the same.

Now its either the "drone" in the video is hitting a normal vehicle or the title of the video is not real.

It looks more like a surveillance drone and the explosion looks more like an IED. Even anti tank missile wouldn't have that huge explosive radius on a tank and a tank cant be as fast as it was seen in that video from that altitude.
Please go and sit down in a corner. I do not discuss military with kids who read up nonsense from Wikipedia.

The ediot you are defending categorically stated that due to the erratic movement of the crosshair, there was no way the missile could have hit the vehicle (which obviously isn't a chain tank unless it is the British crusader which was notorious for its speed).

You do not need a crosshair to be fixed on a moving target to be able to hit it and that is my argument.
This is not the Vietnam era where gunships had to deploy endless stream of gunfire and rockets to be able to hit a fast moving target.

Since the cold war era, which ushered in exponential advancement in the creation of military hardwares, most advanced countries have been using heat-seeking technology for their missiles.

Lastly, the missile was obviously fired from the drone or a Lockheed AC-130 gunship or whatever it was as you can clearly see the smoke trail when it was fired and if you know anything about speed, distance and time from mathematics, you would know that the time it hit would correspond with the speed of an average missile fired from such distance.

An IED rarely creates such blast radius unless it is highly sophisticated.

Next time know what an argument is about before jumping in blind.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Airforce Drone Strike Shatters Boko Haram Tank (video) by DerKaiser:
SirShymexx:
Interesting.

However, how did Nigeria acquire military drones that carry hellfire missile tank-busters?

I believe only the US and Israel have that capability.

Impressive - but the coordinates look suspect. Shifting coordinates...and the target got hit perfectly, this is incredulous. grin

I hope this isn't another propaganda. undecided
Olodo. What do you know about military hardwares? Pathetic armchair military analysts and failed wannabe rapper.

Do you have any idea what a target lock means? Drones and Jet fighters do not need to keep their crosshair on a locked target to hit it.

They acquire targets electronically and then let off the missiles which follow the targets using heat-seeking technology.

The crosshair following that vehicle was just monitoring its movement until the missile hits after which you can clearly see it retract its surveillance camera.

Use your brain for once sometimes before making silly comments or ignore topics you have no idea of.
PhonesRe: If You Are Opportuned To Buy A New Phone Today, What Will It Be? by DerKaiser:
Just copped me a fresh new Samsung Galaxy Note 4. Best smart phone ever.

PoliticsRe: A Former Dictator Is A Better Choice Than A Failed President - THE ECONOMIST by DerKaiser: 10:05pm On Feb 05, 2015
Make the Economist come vote Buhari in na.

Stųpid British people that have no idea that the basic structure of Nigeria has been changed forever from the sham they left behind.

Hausa/Fulani days of dominance are over, at least with the resources keeping this useless entity Nigeria afloat, coming from the south.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Igbo Internet Warriors Are A Disgrace To Humanity By C. Don Adinuba by DerKaiser: 6:08am On Jan 23, 2015
Same way you Yoruba r.e.t.a.r.d.s are still licking up the Hausa/ Fulani unwashed a.s.s.e.s after they jailed all your prominent leaders and silenced the loud ones in the 80s, used koboko to chase them all into exile in the 90s and still smacking you around in the 2000s.

Yorubas are worthless and if you people had any dignity and self worth left, none of you would be campaigning for anything looking like a northerner after all they did to you.

Your useless Fani Kayode is inconsequential and is just being used by GEJ to smite and ridicule your worthless mission of electing one of your oppressors and slave masters. When the election is over, he will be kicked to the curb as expected.

GEJ remains in Aso Rock and the great Igbo race will stand hundred percent behind him. Your blackmail ain't working, find another one.

Better kill yourselves while you can.
PoliticsRe: Why The North Is Not Responding To Charlie Hebdo Cartoons by DerKaiser:
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Kenai:
Have you met Caesar yet or are you still on the internet ranting like a headless chicken?
I remember the guy dropped his home address as well as directions, and urged you to pay him a visit and carry out that violence you were threatening to carry out on Igbos here on the internet.
If you really had the balls, you'd pay him that visit and put yourself out of your own misery, instead of bleating on Nairaland like a rubber-inflated coward!

Chicken-livered Yoruba imbeccile. Can you read the nonsense you just posted?
"While you have Hausas bombing you up north". Well, newsflash, dunce. The Yoruba people have equally recorded several casualties from the pogroms happening there (check the NYSC casualties for instance) but you guys are just too dumb and cowardly to even bury your own dead that you sweep it under the rug because you're just that desperate for an alliance with your own Hausa oppressors.

Boy, if you feel you're strong enough, get off the f0cking internet and carry out that violence you're threatening to carry out, and we shall see if your corpse won't serve as cadaver in a few months. Bloody internet warrior.
Guy forget that punk. I should have known that I was dealing with a worthless coward who was not worth my time honestly.

I waited for him to PM me his name since I realised he would be too scared to post it on the forums but he chickened out as expected.

Honestly I was ready to do him serious harm if he reared his ugly head in my vicinity.

I gave him till yesterday to show up and I neither heard nor saw anything looking like his ugly azz, I ain't interested in the coward anymore.

Notice how his second post on this thread came with threats but more interestingly, the threats are a total deviation from the fire and brimstone he was threatening the Igbos and the girl he quoted on that other thread with. His threat now is termed "ideological and intellectual war between his Yoruba people and the Igbos"

A total and complete r.e.t.a.r.d. that I should have deciphered.
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Oludapo Osinbajo & Aisha Buhari: What's Wrong With The Pic? by DerKaiser: 3:08am On Jan 15, 2015
Oh and one more thing, drop your name here so that I can personally identify you, if you are too scared to drop it on this thread, send it through PM.

When you get to the gate to Deji Odunuga, ask the security men for "Ceasar", they will direct you to my house.

Your name will be "sorry", it is a promise.
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Oludapo Osinbajo & Aisha Buhari: What's Wrong With The Pic? by DerKaiser: 3:00am On Jan 15, 2015
Alcatraz001:
Maybe you should post your address anywhere in the Southwest.
Number 7 Deji Odunuga Street, Anthony Village, Lagos. If you do not show up by Sunday then know that your father was sacrificed to the gods as burnt offering. Go ahead and prove your bravery. The mouth wey u don make for this thread don too much.

Come prepared too because you may never make it back home.

I am waiting for you.
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Oludapo Osinbajo & Aisha Buhari: What's Wrong With The Pic? by DerKaiser: 2:03am On Jan 15, 2015
Alcatraz001:
@ Mhizenegu, please am waiting for your address and name so that I can teach a lesson.I won't kill you myself,I will only send yoruba Nationalists to waste you.

You think Laagos is Nnewi? We have been watching you people for 4 years now under Jonathan's rudderless leadership and we have had enough of your insults.

We will kill you and burn down your properties.We won't bomb you but kill you individually and nothing will happen.

Please dare me and drop your address and name.Thank God this Is election period.I don't need to pay money to get you killed in Lagos.

I reiterate,just try any nonsense nxt month and you will see the rage with which you will all be mowed down.Ingrates!!!
Guy, deep within you, you know that you cannot approach any Igbo man, one on one, and talk smack with him.

One on one, an average Igbo guy will beat you to stupor even in front of your family.

Do not talk much, it makes you look like an I.d.i.o.t, just take the action and come back later to tell us how it went, if you survive it.

Quit your pathetic and childish Internet thuggery and attack the next Igbo guy you see, I dare you.

These Wimps should know their place, seriously.
CelebritiesRe: Foluke Daramola And Husband Campaign For Buhari (Photo) by DerKaiser: 8:01pm On Jan 14, 2015
So in this entire thread, not even a single person realised that the writing on their t-shirts were photoshopped unto them.

God, I am really appalled.

Just look at the writings and their alignments.
RomanceRe: I Find It Funny When People Talk About Us by DerKaiser: 9:09am On Jan 12, 2015
May the Lord be your stronghold Fam.

Keep being positive
PoliticsRe: Jonathan And Buhari Images In 1977: Compare And Contrast by DerKaiser: 10:54pm On Jan 11, 2015
Slonge2:
why 're u crying? He is definitely going to be kicked outta aso rock on the 14th of next month..
You sound distorted.

I ask you, who is the joke on?

37 years on, who is on top between the both?

Buncha not-so-intelligent thugs.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan And Buhari Images In 1977: Compare And Contrast by DerKaiser:
Slonge2:
Buhari: tall, sexy and handsome leader with charisma and carriage.

Jonathan: "shoeless", clueless and razz fisherman without class and a very horrendous taste in fashion.
...but he ended being a leader of a nation, leading everyone including your father and your entire generation.
...and you ended up being a loser in life, licking politicians azz on the Internet in order to find something to eat
...and your tall, handsome dictator, ended up losing 3 consecutive elections (heading to the fourth) and shedding tears on national TV like a f00l
...so who is the joke on mate?
RomanceRe: 'he Asked Me To Marry Him, Now He Beats Me' (help) by DerKaiser: 9:11am On Jan 11, 2015
They ain't even born that man yet, who would put his slimy hands on my sister, married or not, I would use his lips to scrub the concrete on the streets.
That you are dating my sister, niece, cousin or any female member of my family does not give you the audacity to try that. He would stare death in it's face. Unless I am not aware.

Cowardly thugs whose only strength lies in abusing women. That ain't mean you can't stand your ground as a man and treat your wife or girlfriend's fvck up if she gets out of line but you have no right to inflict bodily pain on another human, whoever he or she may be to you.

@OP, abusers get worse overtime and oftentimes, climax to murder or permanent disability of there victims.

Your useless love for him won't save you when the true beast in him takes over.

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