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PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida Is Dead (Rumours) by DerKaiser: 5:49am On Jun 07, 2016
farouk0403:
Maradona my role model....

finally they are giving us chance to be the leaders of unforseen tomorrow...

remain T.Y danjuma, Abdulsami, Obj,
A murderer is your role model?

Smh.
Christianity EtcRe: See The Sacrifice Form RCCG Gave Members Asking For Houses, Cars, Lands & Money by DerKaiser: 12:55pm On Jun 06, 2016
herbie27:
Proverbs 13:3 says, "HE that keepeth his mouth keepeth his LIFE: but he that openeth WIDE his LIPS shall have DESTRUCTION".

Jst be careful of how you ignorantly abuse the church and men of God.
Counter his argument and stop being emotional.

Stop threatening people with bible quotes that you do not understand. You are not God.

You cannot be more christian than the Catholic Church which is the true ordained Church of God.

You mushroom Pentecostal Churches have become the demise and mockery of Christianity and have tainted its name with your greed and evil.

I mean look at the nonsense list above. Aren't you people ever ashamed to defend such nonsense and ridiculousness?

Honestly I hope all these Pentecostal Churches would completely cease to exist so that Christianity can return to its rightful path of Salvation and not this rubbish called prosperity with which they defraud their deluded members.
PhonesRe: 5 Reasons To Buy An Android Phone With A Removable Battery by DerKaiser: 11:02pm On Jun 03, 2016
dabigjoe6:
a 1gb ram phone is always ok what matters is your processor, i had am innjoo i1s and i ran gta san andreas at that time with no problem
Phone freezing is directly related to ram management and not CPU.

Ram allocation would determine how many applications you can run at a time. The more applications you run,the less ram you have and the more likely that your phone would freeze.

An average mobile phone user runs multiple applications at a time including background applications and processes like Whatsapp, Facebook, Operating System, Voice search and so on, that stay active even when not launched.

These background applications and processes consume lots of ram.

When your phone runs out of ram and cannot free up some automatically, it freezes the phone.

Cpu determines how fast and smooth a single app runs when active and should interest mostly gamers and power users.
BusinessRe: 6 Months After! Fidelity Bank Apologizes To Lady After Calling Them Out Today by DerKaiser: 10:04pm On Jun 03, 2016
She transferred money into the wrong account and still claiming she was right.

Even the two recipients names do not sound and look similar.

It is her fault she got herself in such mess.

Next time she should verify the information she typed in before hitting send. It takes just 2 minutes to do.
PhonesRe: 5 Reasons To Buy An Android Phone With A Removable Battery by DerKaiser: 7:56pm On Jun 02, 2016
In order to avoid phone freezes, stop buying a 1GB Ram phone and at the same time attempting to run demanding apps or games like Fifa 16, NBA2k15, Asphalt 8 and so on...on the phone. It would often freeze the phone and deteriorate the internals very quickly.

Always insist on a phone with at least 3GB of ram and up-to-date GPU. They are the standard for 2 years now.

Huawei, Xiaomi, Meizu, Oppo, OnePlus are some of the OEMs that provide top class phones for very reasonable and affordable prices and almost all their phones come with Ram starting from 3GB.

Even the upcoming OnePlus3 is rumoured to be coming with 6GB Ram.

Always go for higher phone specifications over aesthetics and you would never have to worry about phone freezes.

Phone freezes are now a thing of the past for regular users of phone.
PoliticsRe: Archbishop Obinna Abused By Pro-Biafran Protesters by DerKaiser: 6:27am On May 31, 2016
Is this for real?

IPOB should be careful not to lose sympathy for their cause.

I haven't watched the video but I refuse to believe that IPOB would be foolish enough to attack or confront a Catholic Bishop.

Igbos are overwhelmingly Roman Catholic and do not take attack on their Clergymen lightly.

IPOB should be grateful for any sort of support and acknowledgement they get from such men otherwise their Clamour would be dead on arrival.

IPOB be wise and do not lose the respect of the vast Igbos like MASSOB has.
PhonesRe: SARS officers Arrested Me For having A Social Media (kik) App On My Smartphone by DerKaiser: 11:03pm On May 30, 2016
grandlexuz:
Wow... I am totally taken aback. So you saying in Nigeria it is very "normal" for a police man to check on someones phone without a warrant? What business has a police got with a passenger's mobile gadgets? Are they not better ways of tracking yahoo boys other than infringing on the rights of citizens. In Cameroon it will take a warrant from a high court judge for a police officer to go through someones phone. I tire for Nigeria oh!
In Nigeria, even the people's lives are at the police's mercy. They can snuff it out at will.

And you are here talking about warrants, privacy and rights.

Those guys called police over there are simply the worst set of animals you would ever come across.

They are like licensed terrorists and people lose their composure on sighting them.
PhonesRe: SARS officers Arrested Me For having A Social Media (kik) App On My Smartphone by DerKaiser: 10:49pm On May 30, 2016
If the common criminals and simpletons called the Nigeria Police Force are obligated to use thorough Investigations to apprehend criminals, like their counterparts all around the world, they would be unable to make any arrests in a year because they wouldn't know where to begin and end an investigation.

That is why they resort to brute force, intimidation and false allegations on innocent people to be able to come up with any so-called suspects.

Those guys are some of the most primitive things I have ever come across.

Pathetic.
PoliticsRe: Catholic Priest Joins IPOB In Nkpor, Anambra by DerKaiser: 7:06pm On May 30, 2016
hucienda:
"Der Ober Burgermeister der Stadt Frankfurt am Main"... you be Frankfurter Burgermaster? grin

The only Deutsch I sprache is "Danke". I have nothing but tremendous respect and greatly admire the Germans for their precision, effectiveness, efficiency and work ethic...

Afterall who else could plunge the world into two world wars, be defeated twice by a grand coalition, yet still stand on their feet and boss it in Europe after 70years of war's end?
Haha. You are completely right. Germans are a different breed of humans, mehn.

Their work ethics and strife for perfection in any little thing they do, is beyond human comprehension.

Even amongst most European Whites, they command some kind of mysterious respect that is very rare to see.

I mean, the German Passport can get you into virtually all countries of the world without a visa, even more than the American Passport, and this is after all the atrocities Nazi Germany committed, lol.

Well I speak and write close to perfect german and was quite surprised when you decoded my name.

You are good bro.
PoliticsRe: Catholic Priest Joins IPOB In Nkpor, Anambra by DerKaiser: 6:04pm On May 30, 2016
hucienda:
Ok. Danke DerKaiser.

btw which Kaiser you be? Kaiser Wilhelm II? Friedrich III? Wilhelm I? ...
Haha Bro.

Friedrich and Wilhelm have nothing on me.

I am more like "Der Ober Burgermeister der Stadt Frankfurt am Main". Now that is a title.

Do you understand and speak German well if I may ask?

Because you are the first person to decipher my Name here.
PoliticsRe: Catholic Priest Joins IPOB In Nkpor, Anambra by DerKaiser: 5:41pm On May 30, 2016
hucienda:
shocked

wow... Is this the Cardinal?

Thought he is resides at the Vatican?

If this is His Eminence, this will bring massive international press coverage to the area.

*update*

This is not Cardinal Arinze.
The regalia here is not that worn by Cardinals- Princes of The Catholic Church- but by Arch/Bishops.
Thus, the senior clergyman shown here is either a Bishop or an Archbishop.
Actually, all Cardinals including the Pope, are Bishops and Arch-Bishops.

Pope is just a title for the Bishop that heads the Church at any given time, albeit a very powerful Bishop.

The pope wears the same casual Regalia as other Cardinals and Bishops.


The Pope is the Bishop of Rome Diocese.
PoliticsRe: Dogara Pushed Sharia Bill Through Second Reading Quietly by DerKaiser: 2:03pm On May 27, 2016
OkoNDOoBo:
Flat head with compressed br***

Where did u get ur stats from.

The biggest church in Nigeria ,Africa and world today re owned by the yorubas.
RCCG
MFM
WINNERS
AOG
E.t.c
Re u telling ur flat head IPOD mothers re only one worshipping in this churches.

Can u compare the congregation of all this churches with any muslim society in Nigeria
Not that you are not re.tarded and s.tupid enough with your comment above but I want to correct a notion.

The biggest church in Nigeria remains the Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church.

The fact that they do not litter the entire environment with crusade and miracle posters, does not mean that they aren't there.

Besides in your so called Pentecostal and miracle churches you listed, Igbos and other ethnicities from the core south make up a significant amount of their membership.

The yoruba christian is a dying breed and in the not so distant future, would become a unicorn.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Fayose Surrounded By Gun-Wielding Hunters by DerKaiser: 2:34pm On May 24, 2016
Equip the hunters properly because this is just a suicide mission that they are being sent on.

These rubbish they are carrying are not guns.

A Kalashnikov of any model has a range of more than 150 metres with quite a menacing sound and up to 20 rounds of magazine that is automatic or semi-automatic.

The nonsense called guns that these hunters have there has just a range of 10 metres at most and has to be reloaded after 2 shots.

Any military guy would tell you that reloading a gun during a firefight is a point of life and death, if the enemy is not yet suppressed and that is why they carry a side arm, like a Glock, in order to buy more time.

These hunters won't have that time if they were ever to engage those radical and trained fulani herdsmen.

I support Fayose on this but please equip them very properly and make them accountable for any automatic rifles they receive otherwise they would be torn to shreds against those herdsmen because they can never get close enough to shoot their extremely short ranged trash they call guns.
Science/TechnologyRe: Facts About The Milky Way Galaxy (with Photos) by DerKaiser:
A little interesting fact about Space.

Some stars that we see today in the sky may have been dead thousands of years ago and are inactive.

We are only seeing the light they reflected long before dying out because it takes sometimes thousands of years for the light to reach earth.

And this is just for stars in the Milky Way galaxy..
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities From Anambra- PHOTOS by DerKaiser: 1:53pm On May 23, 2016
NRIPRIEST:
Guy, you couldn't have written any better.
My self was not even born in Anambra but I started hearing slangs like Aroba/Alobam,nkolo/corner,asa/fine chic and the rest from my friends and cousins who lived in Onicha and I am also very familiar with my numerous relatives who lived in Enugu and these slangs were strange and novel to them.
Not trying to take anything from Enugu but lately I have heard Enugu guys lay claims to these slangs they used to despise and mocked the guys who used it...Like the case of a stone rejected by the builders.
Guy go and sleep.

Enugu slang is Enugu slang.

Get lost with that Onicha hybrid nonsense.

Nobody cherishes your local, crude and uncouth slangs and way of life over here.

Stop trying hard to connect yourself to the 042.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities From Anambra- PHOTOS by DerKaiser: 3:24am On May 23, 2016
NRIPRIEST:
Lol...Are we in class.....Nairaland censors some bad words.....I honestly don't know what to tell you....But while you are at it the sentence "your vocabularies is very poor" is wrong. Nigga,I got your weak mind fuuccked up....lmao
Onye ka nmadu ka chie!
You are boring.

Come harder.

Iti boribo
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities From Anambra- PHOTOS by DerKaiser:
NRIPRIEST:
Ain't this some Shiite!
You are on this case like your life depends on it....lol
And what's up with you and calling people illiterate? It's becoming redundant and I doubt you can define the word,properly....f...cking loser!
Because you are dumb and retarded.

I would eat you for dinner. Lol.

Anyway I am just being lenient for now.

Mumu. Shiite is a muslim sect. Your vocabularies are very poor.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities From Anambra- PHOTOS by DerKaiser: 10:00pm On May 22, 2016
myaokija:
bro phyno was born in abakpa nike in enugu we know that already, but he is from Awka. Her mother is widely known and called "nwanyi Awka" me dey stay abakpa Nike so I know dem well. Ife eji Abu Anambra elika.....anyi nwelu mmadu
Nne dalu.

You are true 042.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities From Anambra- PHOTOS by DerKaiser: 9:56pm On May 22, 2016
asha90:
Why are you people so useless? Did anyone mention Mike or Chinyere on this thread? Why are you people like this? Did the OP mention Chinyere and Mike on this thread? Smh!


[s][/s]
Monkey.

Seems like you just learned how to cross out a post.

Surprise me. Be a little creative.

Afo anu.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities From Anambra- PHOTOS by DerKaiser: 9:52pm On May 22, 2016
NRIPRIEST:
Negodu nnor! So,you hate my "L" ? The L that gives Anambra the elegance in our dialect...In fact,i loff Amelika....jee gbabie! Omanbala with all our flaws and imperfections till I go 6 under! I dont like associating with frustrated minds....Omanbala nnem!
I bu a local man. Go on and pick a seat over there.

I am not on your level. Go and look for your fellow illiterates and lackies to mingle with.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities From Anambra- PHOTOS by DerKaiser: 8:31pm On May 22, 2016
NRIPRIEST:
Don't take it too serious. I hope I didn't hurt your feelings but Enugu boys are civil servants children with little street credibility...This is a known fact..
Lol. The Enugu environment didn't give room for the kind of atmosphere that springs the lifestyle obtainable in the inner streets of Onicha...lol.
Nwanne,ibu ette....for Otu Onicha little kids will make you piss in your pants.

Everything else you wrote up there is garbage...I don't compete with anybody because I am on top and from Omanbala.Just because you are an Anambrarian raised in Enugu doesn't give you a pass...prove You are a true born,nigga!
Well as I expected, rubbish put up as opinion.

Like I already told you, you are small time and you reek of wackness. Trying to slyly switch the topic won't help either.

None among you can stand up toe to toe to Coal City peeps when it comes to style.

Which day did you local champions start dressing decently again? Lol.

The entire smart style of dressing that exist in the east is coming from either Enugu or PH, you lokkies have no contributions to it.

No matter your level of so called street smartness, we would always see you guys as local champions.

You osha and nnewi peeps are too crude and rough to be taken seriously.

Get back at me when you learn the difference between 'L' and 'R' in pronunciation over there until then, you people are not to be taken seriously.

Mediocre wanna-bes lol.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities From Anambra- PHOTOS by DerKaiser: 8:12pm On May 22, 2016
Beowulf:
Before nko! All those guys na our set and dem sabi play ball well back in the day plus the Ogbukes (though only one Ogbuke was our set)! Are you on our Facebook group CICOBA '99 i.e. C.I.C Old Boys Association Class of '99?
Bro your memory is intact. How could I forget the Ogbukes. Those guys were really good in football.

Could you kindly post the old boys link here for me or better yet PM me the link to avoid unnecessary attention from Trolls.

Thanks.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities From Anambra- PHOTOS by DerKaiser: 8:03pm On May 22, 2016
NRIPRIEST:
See this Enugu boys wey no get common street swag...Nwanne biko,nalie! This is very disrespectful....Just because he mimics Enugu accent doesn't mean shhit...Flavor sings in Imo dialect and he didn't even grew up there...Abeg,swerve.
Coal City Boys ain't got swag? hahaha.

Dude seriously, get the f.uck outta here with that nonsense.

I guess swag to you is the rubbish you wear in Osha or Nnewi, suits with sandals and fez caps right. Seriously get lost.

Funny thing is that you do not even know my state of origin and have to resort to silly assumptions.

I would challenge you to post your best pic and let us see your useless street swag.

Honestly you are small time, a complete mediocre. I can already tell that from the way you type and your demeanor.

Lol.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities From Anambra- PHOTOS by DerKaiser: 7:28pm On May 22, 2016
Beowulf:
Kaiser! Semper!! I confirm all your deposits. Leave all these people ka fa na ako ife fa amaro! You must be my 99 set for Semper. I was in G and Nonso was in C and he was even in my Uni for a year before leaving or something. Back in the day when Nonso and co used to do Interact Club with those Queens and HRC gals.
Semper Fidelis!!!

Chai!! Bro you just made my day

Yes I am also 99 Set bro and I remember all these.

Remember Osagie and Nąked Wire from C? Lol.

Ikenna and Obumneme Eribe, Harrison, Nonso Nwosu...and many others?

Damn Bro, C.I.C. was the ish then.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities From Anambra- PHOTOS by DerKaiser: 7:21pm On May 22, 2016
asha90:
What is spoken in Enugu is Anambra Igbo version. Watch phyno songs..he speaks 'ife' 'isi' and so on. He is a pure breed of Anambra. Even enugu indigenes are ashamed to speak their own version of Igbo which sounds inferior.

I agree he was born at Abakpa but he is currently living in Lagos and Awka where he built a mansion. Stop spreading lies here.

[s][/s]
I do not have your time.

Do not mention me anymore on this thread or I would descend on you.

You are warned.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities From Anambra- PHOTOS by DerKaiser: 7:19pm On May 22, 2016
Beowulf:
Bro you are 100% right!! That is why most of us from 042 actually understand Phyno and Flavour cause all their slang are 042 slang we all grew up to meet in Enugu. If you grew up on the streets of Ogui, Abakpa, Obiagu, Afia 9, Achara Layout, Nike, Uwani, Coal Camp, Asata, Emene you will know what I am talking about.

Most of us that grew up in Enugu have distinct Enugu urban dialect of Igbo. It is not Anambra at all. It is a fusion of different Enugu dialects especially Ngwo and the wider Udi, Nkana, Ezeagu cause people from the places make up most of the Enugu urban population and their dialects now fuse with us that were not from Enugu but taught our own dialects at home!
Thank you my brother.

Nobody would ever dispute the fact that the 2 Juggernauts, Phyno and Flavour are from Anambra respectively but the infusion of minor inaccurate assertions dents that fact.

To us Coal City born and raised, Enugu is more than a City to us, it is our heritage irrespective of where one originally comes from. We wear Coal City badge as our pride. Our way of life is unique.

To buttress my claims, we have a certain group opened for Coal City peeps and this group has other Nigerians from Benue, Kogi, Delta, Warri, Ibom, Cross River on it, even one guy from Niger State is on it and the unifying factor is that we all were born and raised by Coal City and have that uniqueness in us.

Most of the guys I listed above do use 042 slangs better than some Nwafors and we even see them as Igbos now too.

So my point is that an 042 guy will always rep 042 irrespective of his origin and many do not just understand this concept.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities From Anambra- PHOTOS by DerKaiser: 6:56pm On May 22, 2016
NRIPRIEST:
Because he was born and raised there. He grew up there but those slangs you hear him spit originated from the streets of Onicha Ado.
Geez.

Guy take it easy with the unwarranted lies.

All Phyno slangs are strictly Enugu slangs. He has absolutely no recognisable accent that originates from Anambra.

He even uses the thick Ngwo accent in some of his lines and most people not born and raised in Enugu find it quite difficult to decipher his slangs sometimes because they are simple 042 slangs.

Quit with the lies. Phyno has never lived a day anywhere in Anambra how then can he be said to use Onicha Ado slangs (whatever that is).

Go and listen to his song called "Chibuzo" and hear him chronicle his life growing up in the Coal City.

Geez.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities From Anambra- PHOTOS by DerKaiser: 6:28pm On May 22, 2016
AmericanQuarter:
Nonso Diobi was born on July seventeenth 1976. The Young Talented Actor grew up in Anambra State in a family of five, two ladies and three guys. because the last kid of the family, Nonso Diobi forever saw himself within the limelight and as an freelance individual.
OP dey lie small.

Nonso never grew up in Anambra. He was born, raised and still lives in Enugu, my former hood Achara Layout to be precise.

We both went to C.I.C. Enugu, same set.

I was in class D and Nonso was in class C.

Any Coal City and C.I.C. guy can confirm this as an unparalleled fact.

Don't mislead people. Though he comes from Anambra, Coal City has always been his abode.
PoliticsRe: Evidence That The First Rescue Chibok Girl Was Kidnapped By BH by DerKaiser: 12:10pm On May 20, 2016
StunningCEO:
The wickedness and evil of these iPod youths is simply sickening...the day of reckoning is surely coming... sad....I used to feel sorry that they lost so much in the civil war....but if this is what they are like....believe me when I say they got served.... angry
What exactly could you do on the day of reckoning?

Don't bore us with your useless comments.

Just make sure you dig two graves before the so-called day of reckoning because you may be surprised what your opponent is packing.

Little kid.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ghanaian Man Has Sex With 42 Women & Circulates The Video by DerKaiser: 3:26am On May 20, 2016
I just saw two of the videos and couldn't continue looking at it as they are clearly rape scenes.

In the two I saw, he clearly raped those girls as the girls were obviously struggling with him.

All these with no attempt to put on a condom.

The police should find this f.ucker and skin him alive.
PoliticsRe: Governor Ambode with a Pretty Police officer during an inspection by DerKaiser: 11:18am On May 19, 2016
zudozz:
This babe put ur pix make we know whether u fine abi u wohwor!
Yup, you are truly a pathetic and sex starved creature.

And who are you calling babe? Your Papa?
PoliticsRe: Governor Ambode with a Pretty Police officer during an inspection by DerKaiser: 10:08am On May 19, 2016
zudozz:
If I hear say this one dey by d rd side dey collect #20 from Danfo.........This 1 na ''reserved'' 4 OGA them!
No, She is not ''reserved for Oga'', she is the Oga.

Some of you lack respect quite seriously and are too misogynistic.

Pathetic.

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