TV/Movies › Re: Have You Cried Watching A Movie? Please Drop The Movie Title For Others To Watch by descarado: 5:39pm On Jun 12, 2025 |
Ever8090: Titanic...
But when I later discovered it was acted in a swimming pool, I felt like suing for my tears be returned back to me...  The reason junior pope shouldn't have died. Movie people have no business with any sea, ocean, lake ,stream or rain. There is artificial rain. Na only naija everybody dey go stream when swimming pool full everywhere. The imagery you want is just developed in HD and pictures as background. We still dey do school more than 30 yrs |
Family › Re: Nigerian Women Share Their Experiences After Giving Birth by descarado: 1:40pm On Jun 12, 2025 |
Hmm. I know some of these happen. Some MIL na devil.
When they lacked love, care, affection and compassion from their husband, they channel everything to their sons. And sons will be gaslighted that nothing like mum.
If your mum is in good par with your dad, she has no time for you. To even visit you na wahala.
So they will always see the wives as their competitors. Pity those boys who don't know how to call their mum to order.
You can as well sleep with her since you are inseparable. Always check the level of closeness with the mum before you put head. |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Elon Musk Apologises To Donald Trump by descarado: 10:53am On Jun 11, 2025 |
It's high time his doctor review his drugs. Or maybe he is on new ones.
The stimulant he is taking is over stimulating. He will be alright finally. |
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Health › Re: Why Are Nigeria Parents So Obsessed In Having Fair Skinned Babies by descarado: 8:26am On Jun 11, 2025 |
Peakdesign23: It's getting out of hands. A friend of mine asked me same stupid question, please how can I make my baby fair, I hate seeing her black and I was like, "The papa fair? She said no. I told her to leave the baby alone but guess what, the baby is now fair, with Funbact A and epidermis cream.
These generation of genz & millennial parents are doing the most stupid things. Trying to make babies look fair didn't start today. Has been in existence since forever. As long as Nigerians worship fair skin and believe it's superior, the cycle continues. |
Romance › Re: Things That Reduce Your Chances Of Finding Husband As A Nigerian Single Lady by descarado: 8:18am On Jun 11, 2025 |
Nigerian ladies, very soon you will be told how to eat food in public so as to get a suitor by Nigerian men. What an irony.
Only in Nigeria do men put eyes on matters that does not concern them. Also advice them on how to wear pads and tampons so their clothes will not stain.
When you see masochists, nobody will tell you. |
Food › Re: Cooking Vs Buying Food: Which Is Really Cheaper. What’s Your Take? by descarado: 7:37am On Jun 11, 2025 |
Juliearth: These days, you spend more to cook, but that option is still cheaper because you can get to enjoy that meal for days. With 20-25k and with an empty kitchen, one can make a big pot of soup and stew to last for 2 weeks as well as rice, pasta and garri to last for the same duration. Same amount or slightly less can be spent in a day when eating out. 20-25k  What really happened? How do people survive? And people are here hailing these destroyers cos of tribalism and greed. Will Nigeria ever get better? |
Food › Re: Cooking Vs Buying Food: Which Is Really Cheaper. What’s Your Take? by descarado: 7:34am On Jun 11, 2025 |
armyofone: Cooking is cheaper but who will do the cooking ?
The man ? The woman? Everybody. Gone are the days women are mandated to enter the kitchen only. |
Food › Re: Cooking Vs Buying Food: Which Is Really Cheaper. What’s Your Take? by descarado: 7:32am On Jun 11, 2025 |
pocohantas: I don't count o, but you can find at least 8 to 10 in a plate. Sometimes it could be more and I get tired of eating it.
It is a food app, Des. 😀😀
You can buy cooked or uncooked food/groceries there. But mostly cooked food sha.  |
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Buratai’s Convoy In Borno – Ndume by descarado: 7:31am On Jun 11, 2025 |
franchasofficia: And he survived? Boko Haram is not serious, they need to go back to training, next news  Northerners answer the name of various towns. The town was attacked not the person. Buratai is a name of a town in borno state. |
Romance › Re: Please Guys Is There Anything Wrong In Applying Dye On A Child's Hair? by descarado: 7:56pm On Jun 10, 2025 |
Okeytech: Anytime my barber comes home to cut our hair me and my two kids, he usually applies dye on all of us. Today my kids came home and told me that their headteacher said they should tell their parents not to put due on their hair. I'm so angry so angry because when you even go to more expensive schools, you'll see kids on dread and different styles. I've decided to go and see the headteacher tomorrow but if she insists then I'll stop it. What is your take guys? Change your barber ASAP. |
Food › Re: Cooking Vs Buying Food: Which Is Really Cheaper. What’s Your Take? by descarado: 7:55pm On Jun 10, 2025 |
inoki247: Lol this question again. 
Eating outside is cheaper...
Cooking at home is costly if u want to eat quality and not just anyhow meal and Cooking at home makes you eat like Bandit...
U no fit keep food for pot mak u get rest of mind..
Ur mind go always dey if u cook 3 to 2 cup of rice to eat till night before 12am u go don finish am... If eating out is cheaper for you,you should go and learn food management. It is very vital. There are basics you need in a my Nigerian home. Freezer not fridge. A bag or half bag of rice depending on the number of people in your house Half bag of garri or more. Half bag of at least 2 types of beans. Dry pepper, Bullion cubes Keg of oils. If you like crayfish,buy loads and grind. Carton of spag If you cook with dry fish, buy like a carton or half. Cartons of noodles You can see I didn't incluse yam. This will set you for a year. You just shop for fresh proteins,veggies and some other stuffs that don't cost much. Even as a student, you bulk buy, not to talk of somebody living alone. Aso rock do bulk buy. |
Food › Re: Cooking Vs Buying Food: Which Is Really Cheaper. What’s Your Take? by descarado: 7:46pm On Jun 10, 2025 |
pocohantas: For the quality of food I/we eat, cooking is cheaper. Any week I don't cook, Chowdeck bills no be here. You done transfer 150k to Chowdeck wallet before? Which one is chowdeck? |
Food › Re: Cooking Vs Buying Food: Which Is Really Cheaper. What’s Your Take? by descarado: 7:44pm On Jun 10, 2025 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Man Who Served God For 43yrs Cries Out, Says He Is Moving To Satan by descarado: 6:55pm On Jun 10, 2025 |
Don't worry,from Satan he can move to amadioha or osun worshipping. |
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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Buratai’s Convoy In Borno – Ndume by descarado: 9:12am On Jun 09, 2025 |
You see what they want you to see and run with it.
Human brains in this part of the world. Smh |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by descarado: 7:25am On Jun 06, 2025 |
Maeve7: Yeah, and when husband and wife wash their dirty linen in public, we respect them.  Many have been doing that and heaven have not collapsed. And they moved on. So you move on. |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Grandmother Sacked By UK Varsity Over Misplaced Bracelet by descarado: 7:21am On Jun 06, 2025 |
Nemesis0147: and she is still struggling to pay rent? No husband No children? She should have made plans for her retirement long time ago Even if na to come back Nigeria and set up. She might be sending money to you and grand children who only think she picks money from the streets of London. At very old age, majority of them are training their siblings grand children while their siblings laze around with entitlement mentality. Heaven help her if they sponsored her trip. Besides, old age in the uk is from middle or late 70. Trump is 80 and still hopping up and down. Why won't she work? The moment she stops working,she may get sick and depressed. |
Family › Re: Can Parents Love All Their Kids Equally? by descarado: 7:11am On Jun 06, 2025 |
Authoreety: at the bolded, same script once played in my home...when the second one now came i just found out that i love them both equally... without lowering any fire.
Personally, i love them both super equally You love deeply and differently but never equally. As long as they are not the same and has diff temperaments, you will love them differently. A mum will love her son who is a cultist though she detests cultist differently the way she will love her other son who is a pastor assuming she is very religious. Also the love you have for your son and daughter is never the same and equal. |
Family › Re: Can Parents Love All Their Kids Equally? by descarado: 7:05am On Jun 06, 2025 |
Lexusgs430: I love all my children equally...... Why would I love them selectively? 🤔 Say you love them differently. Love can never be equal. You love your parents and wife deeply but differently not equally. |
Family › Re: Can Parents Love All Their Kids Equally? by descarado: 6:54am On Jun 06, 2025 |
Kobojunkie: . Favoritism is beyond just that. Imagine a situation where a parent shops for expensive clothing and toys for one particular child— without fail—while the others either get regular brands or hand-me-downs. I have seen parents who would do anything that one kid says, but rack up excuses for why the other kid should not expect the same treatment, and the excuses are usually atrocious.  That's harsh and extreme. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by descarado: 6:45am On Jun 06, 2025 |
raumdeuter: Another win for America
The numbers: The U.S. international trade deficit narrowed 55.5% in April to $61.6 billion, the Commerce Department said Thursday.
Imports plunged 16.3% in April after hefty tariffs took effect, notably on China, economists said.
The narrowing will boost second-quarter activity, as the import plunge adds to GDP growth.
Key details: Exports rose 3% to $289.4 billion in April, the fourth consecutive monthly increase.
The fall in imports was led by consumer goods, pharmaceuticals, industrial supplies and autos.
Imports from China dropped to $28.3 billion in April from $40 billion in the prior month.
The trade surplus in services rebounded in April despite worries about fewer foreign travel https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/money/us-trade-deficit-tumbles-to-616b-vs-663b-estimated/vi-AA1G99m2?t=17 This is the reason for all the abracadabra. Who will not like this? Clashes will abound. It's normal. Husbands and wives clash from time to time. No big deal. The koko is this. EOD. The rest is entertainment. |
Health › Re: Please, Help. Does Lack Of Sex Cause The Scrotum To Swell ? by descarado: 10:31am On Jun 05, 2025 |
Brilliancepower: If you're above 40 and not married and you're the disciplined type, it is best you masturbate. When you don't think of sex, your body will stop producing new sperm cells. Until the one produced is released, nothing. That is biology. It lies dormant like that. There are men who has less male hormones and naturally don't care about sex. They are normal. Besides, prostrate cancer will cone even if you dey ejaculate 10 times daily. Nigerians need to unlearn so many things. |
Health › Re: Please, Help. Does Lack Of Sex Cause The Scrotum To Swell ? by descarado: 10:24am On Jun 05, 2025 |
flokii: Lack of sex or inadequate sex for a grown man increases risk of prostate problems. Ask your doctor, he/she will educate you more. I don't need to ask a doctor. Nigerians always come with their own medical explanations of some certain health related issues . At least use Google. Unconfirmed research said frequent ejaculation can reduce prostrate cancer but didn't say lack of sex. But stat has shown that if your brother, father or uncle had it, the probability of you having it is double. Nigerian men saw a good opportunity to use sex to deceive women about prostrate cancer which is totally an outright lie. If you have blue balls, you can use your hand or toy. Stop deceiving yourself. Sorry for those ladies who belive this junk and open anyhow. |
Health › Re: Doctor Throws Shade At Women Who Want To Be Financially Stable Before Having Kid by descarado: 9:51am On Jun 05, 2025 |
Allthingswork: It came to me as if it were a revelation from the kingdom of God. Yes, self-discovery also played a major part. Sorry, I actually mind telling you, because this is a public space. It would have been better if only us were discussing about it.
Hope you had a stress-free day. Thanks |
Family › Re: Can Parents Love All Their Kids Equally? by descarado: 9:50am On Jun 05, 2025 |
This has destroyed so many homes. Favouritism |
Food › Re: World Milk Day: Three Crowns Launches "Treasure That Nourishes Our World" by descarado: 9:19pm On Jun 04, 2025 |
Acidosis: The male akamu part is so so funny. I agree with your points. I've seen some of your posts explaining the same thing about food, and I nod in agreement. Very accurate view.
We are doing fine o. How are you doing too? My brother, don't ever mind my mouth  I have swallowed that thing mistakenly. I vomit till my bile comot  I don drink breast milk too. It's just as bland as cow milk before it's pasteurised and warm. So was talking from experience. Happy you all are fine. We are good. Just that I dey look for money to buy tesla S 24. My colleagues dey flaunt the latest models for me. Me wey no be fan. Now I wan break bank. Na so I dey dream model S 24 every time I sleep Hubby asked if I have malaria  |
Health › Re: Please, Help. Does Lack Of Sex Cause The Scrotum To Swell ? by descarado: 9:02pm On Jun 04, 2025 |
Adewale1603: That's how you people usually kill yourself of ignorancy. If your scrotum is swelling up, then you definitely have a serious medical condition that you need to visit the hospital for check-up. It has nothing to do with being celibate, or having wet dreams which is perfectly normal Impressed with what I'm reading. |
Health › Re: Please, Help. Does Lack Of Sex Cause The Scrotum To Swell ? by descarado: 8:58pm On Jun 04, 2025 |
flokii: Huncle go and knack.. Don't put yourself at risk of prostate cancer. No, knacking does not cause prostrate cancer. Most prostrate cancer is hereditary. Family background. |