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Events › Re: Happy Birthday Lalasticlala by DesChyko: 1:17pm On Feb 16, 2016
Who put this on frontpage?? grin
Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili: No Guaranteed Solutions To Nigeria's Failing Economy by DesChyko: 12:14pm On Feb 16, 2016
Well, you are KNOWLEDGEABLE, so you have MOUTHED OFF that your KNOWLEDGE has NO SOLUTION to OFFER. Why did YOU MOUTH OFF in the FIRST place? huh
Politics › Re: NIGERIA: Abike Dabiri-erewa Biography And Profile by DesChyko: 12:05pm On Feb 16, 2016
Err.. Not sure how to react to this.
Is there any particular reason for this exposé?
Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Stunning In New Photos by DesChyko: 12:04pm On Feb 16, 2016
Akkord4gov:
Dey deceive yourself,black is beauty truly but not with foundation,pancake,maryK etc
The lady u see on the street during the day,check on her when she is just waking up and define your beauty from that.
So, what you're trying to say is that she looks more beautiful in her very first shot than this? Or that she isn't beautiful? Or are you referring to the people that live around you?
Celebrities › Re: If You Could Wake Up Tomorrow In The Body Of A Celebrity,who Would You Pick? by DesChyko: 12:01pm On Feb 16, 2016
Probably Abraham Lincoln cheesy
Influence without violence
Romance › Re: Lovers home by DesChyko: 11:57am On Feb 16, 2016
Yeah Yeah..

Y'all trying to break a record or what??

Best friends for 25 years? Are you at least, 40 now?

Cos toddlers definitely can't do best friends.

Trust me, you don't need to sell us a dummy to let us know you've got a cute union.

#GodSpeed tho'
Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Stunning In New Photos by DesChyko: 11:55am On Feb 16, 2016
That's the beauty in black women.
They just need the right touch and bam!
Beauty pours forth.
Celebrities › Re: This Happens When God Picks Your Call (PICTURED) by DesChyko: 10:50am On Feb 16, 2016
derrick333:
Bros u gt rhymes lik dis ?NA in u no enta studio,dis is still fresh for som
OneManLegion:
Dude, you get betta lines.
No let am end for just Nairaland. You'll make a good rapper.
No wahala. Just drop una contacts so that I dey sure say my album go at least sell two copies grin
Crime › Re: Photo:- Man Chops Off His Penis After Cutting Wife’s Breast On Val’s Day Eve Ove by DesChyko: 8:39am On Feb 16, 2016
Many are mad, but few roam the streets. That man is as irrational as hell
Nairaland General › Re: Autocrash This Morning Along Lagos-ibadan Express Road Opposite Alausa by DesChyko: 8:30am On Feb 16, 2016
Na so o.. It's not our right, but his grace.
Oluwa, much love.
Jokes Etc › Re: Caption This Picture Of Basketmouth And Kim Kardashian by DesChyko: 8:28am On Feb 16, 2016
Kim K: Nobody never wants to go out for dinner with me anymore. The last guy I went on a romantic dinner with, Kanye killed him. But you're very brave Basket-

Basketmouth: Wait.. I think I hear the sound of Kanye's car.
Celebrities › Re: This Happens When God Picks Your Call (PICTURED) by DesChyko: 8:23am On Feb 16, 2016
Nigerians will dilute and reboil this story until it loses flavour like ogbono soup after five days. Repeating lines like cracked CD plates undecided
Politics › Re: Presidency, NASS In Secret Deal To Harmonise 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 4:14am On Feb 16, 2016
If only they weren't so all about the media, even in ultrasensitive issues, this would have been corrected in-house. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. Dance of shame while the world watches.
Education › Re: How Many Triangles Are There??? by DesChyko: 4:09am On Feb 16, 2016
13.
9 of small size, 3 of medium size and 1 of big size.
Politics › Re: Details: 10 Sacked DGs Of Parastatals In Trouble Over Alleged Fraud by DesChyko: 4:07am On Feb 16, 2016
Silly reporting.

A DG, One of the DGs.. How traceable is that?

They don't want to be specific so they would not be held accountable. Hallmarks of a kangaroo news outlet. angry
Politics › Akwa Ibom Poll: Umana, APC Failed To Prove Alleged Rigging — Supreme Court by DesChyko(op): 12:18am On Feb 16, 2016
The Supreme Court, Monday, gave reasons why it upheld the April 11, 2015,
governorship election that brought Governor Udom Emmanuel of Akwa Ibom state to
power.

Adducing reasons for the unanimous judgment it delivered on February 3, a seven-
man panel of Justices of the apex court, maintained that neither the All Progressives
Congress, APC, nor its gubernatorial candidate in the state, Umana Okon Umana, was
able to prove that the election was rigged.

The Supreme Court panel faulted both the Abuja Division of the Court of Appeal and the Akwa Ibom State Governorship Election Petition Tribunal, which it said failed to properly evaluate the evidence and case that the contending parties filed before them.

Meanwhile, the apex court panel, yesterday, insisted that the petitioners before the
lower court, failed to prove their criminal allegations beyond every reasonable doubt.

The Supreme Court further held that APC and Umana, failed to prove their allegation
that electorates in Akwa Ibom state were disenfranchised, polling units by polling
units. It said the lower courts erred by placing heavy reliance on the evidence of
Pw-48, who the petitioners brought to testing that there was dis-enfranchisement of
voters in 18 out of the 32 Local Governments Areas in Akwa Ibom state.

The apex court noted that the witness had in his Evidence-in-Chief admitted that he
was not at his polling unit at the time of the polls . The court also held that the over generalisation that there was anarchy in Akwa Ibom state during the election, was wrong, saying neither the Nigerian Police report nor any of the security agencies that participated in the exercise, confirmed such incidents. It said the evidence of the security agencies before the lower courts, contradicted the testimony of the witnesses the were brought by the petitioners.


www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/akwa-ibom-gov-poll-umana-apc-failed-to-prove-alleged-rigging-s-court/
Romance › Re: I Wish To Stay Alone by DesChyko: 11:46pm On Feb 15, 2016
Alright Dude, pick your choice: Venus or Mars?

Meanwhile, here are your flight details.

Feb. 16 Rockot • Sentinel 3A

Launch time: 17:57:31 GMT (12:57:31 p.m. EST)

Launch site: Plesetsk Cosmodrome, Russia


When you get there, just exit at the atmosphere. You'll eventually orbit to your destination
Nairaland General › Re: Romantic Word To Show How Much U Care For Your BOO by DesChyko: 11:40pm On Feb 15, 2016
Spanner4:
Baby, You're my mouth odour. No matter how hard I brush, I know you'll always be there
gringrin #Undercover. #RomanticBawo??
Politics › Not Only On Twitter, Ben Bruce Sells IVM To STV Viewers. by DesChyko(op): 11:25pm On Feb 15, 2016
I guess it's not all about twitter.

Innoson Vehicles are also enjoying awesome air time even on Rhythm Night Live this night. And the program anchors are doing a great job selling the idea to the audience; vehicles videos and specs.

Should we call him #MediaSenator instead?

Music/Radio › Re: A Nigerian Kevin Olusola Won A Grammy by DesChyko: 10:22pm On Feb 15, 2016
Wow!

For the very first time!

A Nigerian is associated with a Grammy award.

The next we'll expect is an outright Nigerian winner.

Not that it matters much to us, this Grammy.

We've got our own Headies tongue

No American has won it!
Education › Re: How many Water Melons are there in the picture? by DesChyko: 10:18pm On Feb 15, 2016
5

Two halves form 1 watermelon.

The other two halves are divided into four quarters to complete the other four.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope John Paul Secret Intimate Letters To A Married Woman Revealed by DesChyko: 9:03pm On Feb 15, 2016
I no see this post o
Romance › Re: good by DesChyko: 9:01pm On Feb 15, 2016
It's normal to feel terribly inadequate when you lose a relationship you've invested greatly in.

But remember that it is lost, no matter how badly you feel.

If you had been adequate for her, she would have been careful with her treads.
Crime › Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed Before??? Share Your Experience. by DesChyko: 8:15pm On Feb 15, 2016
mascot87:
.. Na so them take sell fufu for me for 6.5k grin grin
That is one hell of an expensive fufu grin
Phones › Re: Rude Airtel Customer-Service Staff In Makurdi, Benue State by DesChyko: 7:46pm On Feb 15, 2016
Who knows how you must have made your request? Rudely perhaps. Else, dial 622. You should have recorded the conversation when you discovered it was going awry.
Politics › Re: Najatu Muhammad Rejects Buhari’s Appointment, Becomes First Person To Do So by DesChyko: 4:57pm On Feb 15, 2016
evansvenus:
She was appointed without due consultation?

So buhari have been appointing every tom,dick and harry without duely consulting them? No wonder he submitted a budget,without his ministers making any tangible inputs!

President itk(i too know)

click like if you think buhari is fast losing his grip on nigerian affairs or click share if you think otherwise..
No Share?? shocked

People hate Buhari oo
Crime › Re: Baby Abandoned Inside Indomie Carton In Lagos by DesChyko: 4:49pm On Feb 15, 2016
glossy6:
Please tell them to dash the kids to me
Hahaha.. If I hear?? They wished doesn't mean they haven't lived with it nah. But unfortunately, not everyone has the mental strength to push ahead, especially single parents. Not everyone.
Crime › Re: Baby Abandoned Inside Indomie Carton In Lagos by DesChyko: 4:46pm On Feb 15, 2016
gretblue:
You talk before you reason or you reason before you talk? Does it mean the mother never put the economic situation into consideration before she engages in the marathon sex.Or she only thinks of the economic situation after she gives birth.
Look, the deed has been done. The baby has been brought into this world. I do not know how the child managed to end up in the hands of the caretaker, and I'm not in support of the decision of the mother to abandon her child if that's the case.

What I'm saying in essence is this: It is very much easy to transfer the aggression of frustrations to a child, especially by the mothers. I don't think any child deserves that.
Celebrities › Re: Rukky Sanda Installs Fans In LUTH's Ward by DesChyko: 4:40pm On Feb 15, 2016
Idydarling:
no offence oga, but what little have u been able to do to alleviate the suffering of the masses?
now keep quiet and let those who have done so enjoy the attention they're getting. ..
at least, ds is better than spending quality money wearing bikini in dubai
You asked a question, didn't wait for an answer but forged ahead to tell me your opinion. Why did you ask the question then?

Why did you ask a question which if I answer, I may be singing my own praises?

#Temptation.
Politics › Re: The Hypocrisy In Ben Bruce’s Common Sense Revolution by DesChyko: 8:41am On Feb 15, 2016
AZeD1:
He is a senator, sponsoring and pushing a bill mandating all government agencies to buy made in Nigeria will have a far reaching effect than any tweet. He is paid to make things happen in the senate.

Talker talk(tweet), great people take action...


PS: The senate is about to spend a ridiculous amount of money on buying cars, can you imagine the effect it would have on the economy if Ben had spent his time convincing he mates in the senate to buy Innoson rather than twitting?
I'm not a twitter guy, yet I get his messages. I believe if he was moving in the opposite direction in the Senate, he'ld have been called out. I'm also aware that others with him are aware of his opinions, but whom exactly out of the entire senate has come out to lend credence to this wonderful opinion? That's to tell you how bad things really are. He's the only one saying the words Nigerians need to hear to inspire them. Hushing him down will benefit no one. Rather, we should imbibe the message.
Crime › Re: Baby Abandoned Inside Indomie Carton In Lagos by DesChyko: 8:36am On Feb 15, 2016
Khd95:
which contesthuh
That i frown at selling babies nd throwin some away?
No.
That it's a problem of the South, not of the North.

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