₦airaland Forum

LRNZH:
. She is yet to even spend 1 year on the job. It is too early to judge her performance.

Then why did you open the comparison thread? Nigerians sef

That is some serious weed
Pablo Escobar will be impressed.

I'd have been surprised.
It's APC.. They don't do PEACE tinz

The liquor you conquer

But on the streetz you hunger

An IDP street monger

Quiet hommie, we're back now


You ain't gat time for me bro, that's right.

I only do Tager Heuer on that ice

Your choir? Hommie, we're talking crews n gangz

Ma flows step in 'n' like Eminem, yu lose yourself.

That list is incomplete. He has visited Nigeria on a number of occasions, the last of which was a few days ago.

I have proof

We will not accept this!

Flex tight.
Genesis 1:26

naijaking1:
David West, professor of virology turned politician. You never know when his brain must have been infected with some of those virulent viruses.
Unlike the northerners, southerners, Ijaws go to the extreme to dehumanize their own, even if there is no truth in their words. Same group that saw Igbos as the cause of all troubles in Nigeria, now turned against GEJ, unfortunately history is not on their side.

This is a very articulate use of the language. One of the very few I've come across on Nairaland. Well done, Sir.

nerilove:
Wow! Na season of God picking calls. Mine will be picked soon. If you believe yours will be picked soon too click like

Just imagine??

See 'likes'

How his line no go dey 'number busy'. Even those wey im don answer their call twice still dey call again!

Then by all means, give it all you can give. If you don't, you may never find out and live with the regret. You just have to go into the relationship.

Mekwen:
Then take time to know more before commenting next time.

As much as you knew before you commented right?

Practise what you preach, mister.

MisterGrace:
I'm just thinking about the level of loneliness that will be abound in the realm of the female folks should this thing becomes a hit.
Except they also start producing male machines too.

Hahahaha.. Funny enough, I didn't think of that.. Lol.

Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, "I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed." She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning. She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the excursion and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair. She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her bag. Mum then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth. Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed." "I'm on my way," she said. She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on.. She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and radios, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework. In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals. About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. "I'm going to bed." And he did...without another thought. Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...? 'CAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL........ (and they can't die sooner, they still have things to do!!!!)

Madness
How can doll replace humans?
We were taught the disadvantages of mechanization in school. This is one of it.
Prostitutes, over to you: Upgrade or Lose your job.

This one na ginger.
Death for robbery bawo?
Attention Seeking Judge

Drajah:
Our politics na big joke.....even football fans don't decamp like this na wa ooo....

Omo.. E depend the club o.. Make Chelsea come sign Kano Pillars player, you go see flight ticket, Visa and Tutorial classes go materialize under one day

No be story.
Rivers is PDP..
Although I no understand wetin dey happen for the Chairman seat o.
Make them do well or they may upset the base of the party.

But those decampers are heartlessly ruthless..
APC wey use torchlight dey find 'fans' for daylight na im heart dem still dey break



We must struggle to own Rivers State - Oyegun

Na like this?

Bullcrap!

Why not create bombing routes for Boko Haram while you're at it? Or pipe-blowing routes for militants?

These people are not fit to be around the rest of Nigerians. They are threats to everyone that happens upon them, security -wise and otherwise.

The government either treats them like the enemies of peace that they are, or simply admit an association with them. #EOD

Ajibel:
Please I'd like if you can provide a link to where it was stated that the Flower projects cost up to #2 billion naira. Thanks.

Oh, I'm simply flowing with the vibe of the person whom you quoted because I find the originally reported sum to be unbelievable. You can see for yourself: No. 6 of the second part.

saharareporters.com/2010/01/27/fashola-mega-corruption-true-face-lagos-part-1

kossyablaze:
Ok

I would have tested you on your signature 'Love' or 'Hate', but it seems the APC mods on NL have taken a recent liking to banning my black a$s. You walk free today

How does this information emanate?

Dailypost give today's account, NigeriaNews handle the next day's own, TheEagleOnline is on the next day, so that in a week, you'll get 10 different information until Sahara Reporters land with their own version of billions accompainied with 'unknown sources' and 'true caller tracing devices'. Shortly, Magu will come out to lambast lawyers because no headway is being made.

Who can even remember the figures mentioned last week? Pffffftttt!!

Well, when I imagine Nairaland moderators turn up for work, I feel they'll be dressed close to something like that.

Can't reveal my biggest regret, sorry.
It's that BIG.

Lol.. Bayelsa dem dey sabi act movie.
Na the kidnappers go still release am ni.
Jonah geh mouth die for their place
Even as Naija no respect am.

What he really needs to earn first is mental preparedness. Irrespective of how much he earns, if this is amiss, the cash is never enough.

In all honesty, it isn't possible to fix a particular sum. Some guys start families with as low as 20k, others are millionaires before starting up. Therefore, their expenses, choices and degrees of sacrifices are different.

From a personal point of view though, I think anything from #50,000 is decent enough to start up and prepare for a family of 3. Although the sacrifices involved are quite tempting, but insignificant in the long run.

Man and wife may manage as hard as they could but still live comfortably with the said amount, but the real sacrifice comes when the baby is coming. Ante natal bills, maternal preferences and preparations, and finally, the baby itself; the new expenses will comfortably dwarf what man and wife have been on previously because at this point, there are little options available.

Take Heart.
Just send another #4,000. You'll get three times what they stole (9GB)

They're just buying headlines ahead of their album launch