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Smart Move: But on that cash, can you pay for your house rent? If yes, that should be your first budget; saving for the house rent; then, your expenses (feeding inclusive) and finally, the amount of cash you will set aside every month. Living hand to mouth isn't advisable.

Funny. But I love him.

This is one funny budget story. The economy is down and some still want to bleed it.

He was robbed of his face

I think nothing also. Guess we'll wait for the third person

Manchester United have held talks with representatives of ex-Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho, the
BBC understands. The 53-year-old Portuguese, who was sacked by the Blues in December, is increasingly hopeful of succeeding Louis van Gaal at Old Trafford. No agreement has been reached, and the club have made no comment, but negotiations have begun.

m.bbc.com/sport/football/35508280

KCee? Lil Kesh? Terry G?
Come on! Your first five isn't even credible enough! These guys made huge waves. You're just hating man.

Which means anytime you're as Hot as hell, she'll spend two weeks at LUTH after sex

Lawdy

ihatesycophant:
A Ph.D that cannot trace his thesis. A Ph.D that sees stealing as not corruption. A Ph.D that told the whole world that how much did Jim Nwobodo stole, a money that cannot buy Volkswagen. What is Jonathan teaching the upcoming children?

A President that cannot locate his SSCE result.
A President that has a porous memory.
A President that sold his countrymen to please his hosts, labelling them criminals.

I'ld rather my child persevered to have his Ph. D someday.
#E.O.D.

989900:
This post reeks of a decent degree of illiteracy.

Decent degree of illiteracy?

For one so literate to attempt to temper a societal disease as grave as illiteracy, you must be treading the waters of abysmal confusion. I know a good psychiatrist.

Halftime!

Lingard shouldn't have started. He's almost ineffectual on his flank! Bring on flair! Bring on Memphis!

OneManLegion:
So, in your empty head, $3billion and 906 billion naira will be enough to float the budget.

You are forgetting the $2 trillion recovered. You forget

It's not First Class.. I think it's Second Class Upper

Why not just ask him to resign while you're at it?

Imagine if you were employed and you take this kind of vacation at the expense of your job. Your employment status will change before you say 'Bingo'.

oboman:
What's derogatory about that? Any form of work that is legit and making people income is never derogatory, from toilet cleaning to street cleaning.

If we have this attitude that some jobs are derogatory, the alternative of such attitude is unpleasant. People that ought to go to that ''derogatory '' job will take on other sinister vices like prostitution and robbery.

Imagine this: A man used to carry loads off and on containers. Then he was called a porter everywhere he went. Suddenly, luck smiled on him. He became an importer. Should he still be called a porter?

rozayx5:
beats gej in evrything
?

show me one achievement of buhari

Spare the shallow-minded fellow wallowing in the confines of APC propaganda-abyss. Spitting figures like a deranged mathematician. All these monies have been recovered and there is still an active plan in motion to borrow $3 billion.

OneManLegion:
Be kind to yourself and your meagre brain(if you have any; which is really doubtful) and stop being so ludicrous. You've seen Buhari and his classmates in a rendezvous; you saw different Britons congratulating him and saying his integrity, right from their post-graduate days was always commendable; you've heard different igbo ex-servicemen attest to Buhari's scholarship and you're here on Nairaland trying to seem witty at the expense of truth and originality?
Don't be like GEJ: don't be dumb.
I re-assert, PMB bests GEJ effortlessly.

Oga, go sleep. You no get substance. No academician would bother lending credence to this outrageous absurdity. They are incomparable. Leave it at that. I've seen illiterate business moguls command the respect of equally successful foreigners. Does that make him comparable to the erudite next door? Lock up. Talk no dey here, bros.

MrALIVE:
you are a fool for calling your president such names! ..

But you also called a President the same thing. Does that make you a fool as well? Or are you going to deny this post?

MrALIVE:
Your desperation for power can make you do anything! Useless man

OneManLegion:
..Buhari bests GEJ at everything.

LMAO.. You're crazy, Nigga.

That illiterate? Really?

He's the President; deserves our respect and all-but hey, you're comparing a Ph. D holder to a secondary school dropout for Christ sake. Cut down on the irony.

Sammyashol:
President Muhammadu Buhari says
..I recall that the first trip I had was to go to Chad and Niger. The trip was mainly
because of Nigeria’s security.”

I recall a certain aspirant lamented before the elections that Nigeria was seeking aid from countries like Chad and Niger. How times change.

Whom else?
GEJ..

Pre-colonial administration in Nigeria (HISTORY)

Imagine if you had given such excuses before the elections.

SURElee:
What is derogatory in callng her an agege bread seller?

We know that's what she is. Constantly putting it in our faces at every whim is what I don't find funny. At one point in time, we were pooping on our bodies. No matter how true it is, I don't think it'll be funny having to relive that experience on a constant basis. Trust the media to blow things out of proportion. That being said, if she had this opportunity she has now, would she have being an agege bread seller? Let's move on.

So crazy to be true.. If there ain't no source for this, I'm so not eating this beans and plantain

Sorry for his death, but I guess he had it coming.

I don't know if she's telling the truth, but her maternal instinct took over when her baby fell. That is perfectly understandable. I don't take too kindly to men who boss a lady; a nursing mother at that

Chelsea 1 - 3 Man Utd (Sentimental View)