₦airaland Forum

Hostel jokes.

Yeah. I think his attacks on Buhari are uncivilized and quite thoughtless.
There is a difference between expressing a concrete opinion and these jabs.
These are qualities mostly defining a typical APC fanatic.

Hehehehe.. Abi oo
Bu-bu branch Cambridge collect your level abeg.

Summary: You just bought a new pair of underpants

Congratulations of this 'great' achievement.

Well.. Just tell them they better return him before that armoured tank reaches Benue State.
It is brand new + the weapons are hungry for usage!

See his face.. Fashbaba.. How did this happen under your nose?
Thought you'ld begin to practice sending 'thieves' to jail by all means?
Or are you waiting for an overhaul of the constitution before you begin?
Una never start..

Buhari, bewarned: A president is nothing but a pencil in the hands of the Senate!

Frontpage Scores for Today

PDP 2 - 0 APC

Expecting Sahara babies or Premium chiefs to cook up something ASAP!

Imagine seeking employment as a civilian in Nigeria without your 'certificate' #OnlyInNigeria..

Question: Bros wey the certificate?
Answer: I hab not pound it. But the fiful say eben ip I hab only nefa receift, they will still bote por me so I vrought the receift.

Reaction 1: You for bring your hospital bill. Chai, see bad market.
Reaction 2: O ma se o.. I told Asiwaju.

If PDP cannot shut this thug up, I will have to steer my ship elsewhere.
He's beginning to sound like an APC fanatic with his thoughtless rantings! The type of people blowing the trumpet for GEJ though. Always on the news for news sites to entice trouble-hungry Nigerians with. Does he even have kids?

#GEJ2019

englishmart:
so? How this matter take reduce your salary?

No let am boil your soul.

bashydemy:
What tactical about loosing the lives of our fellow brothers and sisters, What's tactical when over 200 girls are missing and the president said its a lie for over a month, What tactical about Bomb blast in Abuja park and the president went to dance azonto in Kano the next day...

We know their plan but it did not work, They want to reduce the Northern votes and scared the electorate in the north with Boko Haram but since its not working and after seeing the turn out of People from the Northern states the CLueless and his Cabal now get to work..

Igbayi laaro

You have no evidence of what you say about Jonathan decimating the North. For all we know, the vast majority of the Northerners who are chiefly responsible for the going-ons, since time immemorial, are governed by their leaders and religion, so painting GEJ black in this scenario only epitomizes your lack of touch with the orthodox Northern mentality. I wonder how 'exposed' you are if you can close your eyes to facts and spew whatever fantasy that comes to your mind. You're so sold on propaganda.
All I know now is what the military, who are facing the enemy's firepower and having casualties amongst themselves have said, and so far, their tactics have been proved right. They have been able to isolate the terrorists for annihilation with little citizenry casualties. And you believe you can become Omniscient hiding behind your keypad?
Even to test your waters, assuming your 'hypothesis' is true, how has this casualty significantly overthrown the North so far in comparison to the population in the South? Provide statistics, not just words.
You can keep believing whatever you cook up. That is your own cup of tea. I live only in reality. I don't do non-existent ideas.
As for the 'Nigerian president dancing azonto', it is only a proof of how blind ignorance is misleading you and your cohorts, just like Leonardo Da Vinci detailed. It is unthinkable, a reality fostered only by minds of a mediocre thought-processing ability.

VickyRotex:
You mean one big family of Psycho

Seun, where are you please??

The janitor? He's outside the gate nah.. Preventing the 20 million still outside from pouring in

Rennee:
lol.. finally met my mad big brother Deschyko *hugs him*

Don't shout it.. I'm undercover

haywire1:
See them acknowledging each other, una don found each other. 2 out of 21million

Hehehehe.. What is your room number?

Rennee:
They Guy you're here too na...

Yes. You're here too. Excellent to have you here.. One big family..

VickyRotex:
Oh yea!! We are in this together

Lol.. if I hear

Awkward.

OP, do you know the meaning of 'Tactical Planning'?
Or you think warfare is like waking up in the morning, sleepy or not, and heading off to your bathroom for a brush?

Err.. Whozzat?

14. Please search the forum before creating a new thread on Nairaland.

Thread already on frontpage.

Qiewz11:
For someone who could not catch Shekau in 6 year to claim that he can catch within 6 weeks leaves questions to be asked.

What give him the assurance that he will catch him within the said period?

Is the assurance politically motivated?

Is this a sincere promise or another elusive promise or another political statement to entice voters?

Interesting times indeed

Before you ask your questions
1. Do you know the meaning of 'God willing' and 'Claim'?
2. Do you know Premium Times?

eduxerxes:
Doc!!! I just identified one of them here

Take him to Ward 14
We'll leave no 'mad' stone unturned

VickyRotex:
What I do

You know what the topic is all about

hifaif:
What do you expect from a country governed by a clueless drunk?

Picture of Jonathan drunk in your sitting room or remain an eternal dumb goat.

Sahara Reporters Though

Quite a careless speech from Gov. Fashola. I used to like him when he was just AC.. The new 'P' seems to have 'polluted' his comportment.

VickyRotex:
You meant 21 thousands

Guy, do you know the meaning of millions If na so igboro for don daru na...

I admit there are mentally derailed people in Naija, but e no reach 21mills jare.

I'm just watching you

#TeamCatchThemFast!

And Nairaland has only 1316906 members
They are all here..and much more out there..

#swallows my ball of eba#

Nostradamu:
From the way you reason, someone like you might not bother to do any research ... Stop being mentally lazy, googling is your nearest educator.

Sorry dude, you definitely aren't talking about me. I don't even 'just' google. I'm very careful about my references. And if you understood my first objection to his submissions at all, you'll probably know you shot yourself on the foot.

Nostradamu:
Deschyko and co, where are you guys. Ignorance is bliss, this is what ya'll should do instead of hibernating mentally. Good job @op

Take a look at this excerpt from what you quoted for instance.. 'Styrofoam containers used to package noodles'.. What styrofoam containers? The noodles you buy here, do they come in that container? The noodles you buy, are they made from identical ingredients with the Korean noodles? Even if they are, what are the sequence of reactions that take place before such occur?
We don't live in the stone age anymore. It is only normal to seek reason in probably 'misleading' information, not just nod your head because it seemed convincing enough on surface examination.

olokpa11:
My guy, ur problem long no be small, lol, so no new way to attack his interview statement nw, na to attack the op tht posted it? Lol APC pple sha, anyway I would advise u to locate an enclosed space and hit your head on the nearest wall, maybe it will reset ur brain. MOFO

I think your parents must have let you know sometime in life that is is st.upid for you to take sides in an issue you know not the origin. Let him speak for himself.

kestolove95:
Gej u knw dey. Visit orphanage homes?,hospitals?,prisons to see how inmates dey suffer?..
U continue visiting visiting visiting..let ur transformation agenda speaks. For u if u'v. Truli don anytin worthy of been re-eleccted

How many times have you gone there yourself?
Or you're one of those 'sit-and-point-the-way'?