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PoliticsRe: INEC Displays List Of 15 Governorship Candidates In Lagos by DesChyko: 9:54pm On Jan 04, 2015
Why not just display two and spare us the ceremony?
CrimeRe: I Use Urine To Prepare Moi-Moi For My Customers – Alleged Witch Confesses by DesChyko: 8:34pm On Jan 04, 2015
oluchijud:
lol... Apart from facebook, the other two are?
2go in 2012.. Facebook in 2013.. Whatsapp in 2014.. I no go join any other site next year angry
CrimeRe: I Use Urine To Prepare Moi-Moi For My Customers – Alleged Witch Confesses by DesChyko: 7:42pm On Jan 04, 2015
oluchijud:
Na she na.. So na her urine full ur brain since ? Chei, and I bn they wonder why your brain engine dey knock most times
This is the fourth social platform you have beefed me on.. For that reason, I will prepare moin moin for you angry
PoliticsRe: Retirement Letter To GMB - Dele Akinola by DesChyko: 3:58pm On Jan 04, 2015
PassingShot:
To rescue Nigeria is a task for all of us to do... It is about doing the right thing to make Nigeria prosper once more.. If Mr. Clueless is wins..(or rigged in)..
I'm sorry, but you're not an objective person.
I am disappointed because in spite of your seemingly knowledgeable stance, you have failed to reason with an open mind, and look beyond your nose.
Calling a person who is the president of your country 'Mr Clueless' portrays you not as a patriotic citizen, but as a selfish individual in all ramifications.
Yes it is our task to rescue the nation from its fall. We are all clamoring for change. That doesn't mean we should be blind to how things are done or supposed to have been done. This has gone on for too long.
Handing over the country with a noticeably educated populace to a man who cannot even give an acceptable explanation for the whereabouts of one of the prerequisites for being voted in is an oversight that cannot be imagined.
Was he ever prepared or qualified for the job or was he using his position erstwhile to boycott the norm? Did you EVER follow this line of thought?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria And Coded Employment Recruitment. by DesChyko: 1:46pm On Jan 04, 2015
Having noticed that majority of this generation are not ready to do things in the proper way, it is safe to say that we will make the same mistakes our fathers made and our unborn children will make the same complains we are making.

Let us hope our unborn generations are ready to ignore our poor life choices and endure the heat of their youth to enjoy their future as well as create a better atmosphere for their own successors.
PoliticsRe: Retirement Letter To GMB - Dele Akinola by DesChyko: 1:36pm On Jan 04, 2015
jamace:
..but in Nigeria, readers are cowards and touts are leaders. The educated are commentators, fearfully making noise in their closets..
With the simplest of words, you have painted the situation in the country vividly.. The monster we need to slay.
But No! Instead of that, we are fighting the war for the country's enemies.
Some see emancipation of Nigeria this year. I can't see it in the PDP/APC exploitation experts we call leaders. I can't even see it in we, the masses.
Until we adopt the real 'CHANGE' in our mentality, not even a party's slogan can rescue Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Retirement Letter To GMB - Dele Akinola by DesChyko: 1:30pm On Jan 04, 2015
PassingShot:
It is called an open letter....But remember that your unborn generations will never forgive you.
Yes. What are open letters?
An address to a particular person? A bland show-off? A misplacement of priorities? Needless I must say.
If you must write an article, do so by all means. If you must write a letter, address it to whom it concerns.
They are as pointless as their oddity.

I will never tolerate any of my generation who can't take time to ponder the truth of things themselves but rely on the utterances of random individuals, especially biased minds.
PoliticsRe: Retirement Letter To GMB - Dele Akinola by DesChyko: 1:14pm On Jan 04, 2015
He doesn't have Buhari's mailbox or email address?

When will you, younger Nigerians, stop being tools to satisfy the political libido of Nigerian politicians? When?

People utilize all forms of mind-games to campaign for their choice of leaders, and instead of carving a niche for yourself using your powers, you get tangled in their merciless net and are dragged along.

Look, Nigeria have had leaders in the past. They will have new ones this year. They will also have one next four years. And four years after that. It's an endless routine. So, why engage in this ruthlessly like you have no tomorrow; like your tomorrow cannot exist without the presence of a particular person in a particular position.

Take time to think. Politicians are busy strategizing how to win various seats. That is their future. We should be busy strategizing how to excel in our various occupations. That is our future.

If you do their work for them, they won't do yours for you. Time wasted.. Nothing gained.
CrimeRe: I Use Urine To Prepare Moi-Moi For My Customers – Alleged Witch Confesses by DesChyko: 10:52am On Jan 04, 2015
Chei!!

I hope it is not Mama Oghenerobor!! shocked lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: I Consulted Pastor Adeboye Before Accepting To Be Buhari’s Runningmate- Osinbajo by DesChyko: 9:52am On Jan 04, 2015
VoteOutPDPJona:
If GEJ can't surround himself with capable hands to help him improve the lot of Nigerians, (which is why they voted him into power), he should give way for a capable hand.

Many of us are in doubt of the much touted GOODLUCK in our affairs and are gradually running out of PATIENCE.
I just noticed your username.. GIGO.
PoliticsRe: I Consulted Pastor Adeboye Before Accepting To Be Buhari’s Runningmate- Osinbajo by DesChyko: 8:30am On Jan 04, 2015
philips70:
You think you will fool Nairalanders with your moniker? No, people here are well informed of happenings. By their sermon we shall know them.
"People here are well-informed."

So you say. Now prove that every statement of his is wrong. Don't just scream blindly. Educate the people. If the people are well-informed, it is only by well documented buttressed information, not shiny castles in the air.
PoliticsRe: I Consulted Pastor Adeboye Before Accepting To Be Buhari’s Runningmate- Osinbajo by DesChyko: 8:03am On Jan 04, 2015
VoteOutPDPJona:

..WITH THE PRESIDENT AND COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF OF THE ARMED FORCES CLUELESS OF THEIR WHEREABOUT OR HOW TO RESCUE THEM.
Since many of you are quick to point out the absence of GEJ in the areas affected by insurgency.

You will build a house one day. Make sure you don't give money to anyone to buy anything you need for the building. Do it yourself! Make sure you supervise the builders from the foundation till the paintjob and fittings. In fact, do them all yourself. Give as much time as you live to the building.

Then check out how long it took you and how much progress you were able to make, that is if you didn't run mad or stress didn't drive you to your sickbed. Check out how perfect the house looked in each of these:
1. When you did everything yourself.
2. When you let others help.
3. When everyone did their job. Owning a house should be a priority. Just like a country deserves her president's 100% attention, it also deserves all your attention.

Governance is like a tripod stand. One can't perform the function of the other, nor perform its function without the other. Any of them missing in its position will lead to loss of contents of the cooking pot. These things are as simple to understand. It baffles me how people can be so blinded by sentiments that they forget even their own identity.

The insurgency attempts averted recently didn't include GEJ in their midst, but it happened, didn't it? Leave to Caesar, what is Caesar's.
PoliticsRe: I Consulted Pastor Adeboye Before Accepting To Be Buhari’s Runningmate- Osinbajo by DesChyko: 7:50am On Jan 04, 2015
natureblack:
you are not as baffled as I am ......... nigga put the "I N" in incomprehensible.. embarassed
LOL.. #Cruel
PoliticsRe: The South Is Politically Matured Than The North. by DesChyko: 7:05am On Jan 04, 2015
Majority of them lack the necessary education to see beyond their nose, hence the negative crowd mentality that governs them.
The result is that they are being used as puppets. Moreover, I'm led to believe that the predominance of the indigenously violent Islamic religion there has a part to play in the volatile reactions of their youth.

If GEJ wins or not, I'll buy an underground bunker with a 6feet surface concrete slab in preparation. I no fit shout.
PoliticsRe: Presidency, Others To Fuel Cars, Generators With N815.4m by DesChyko: 6:58am On Jan 04, 2015
The cost of governance in this country is too damn high!
PoliticsRe: I Consulted Pastor Adeboye Before Accepting To Be Buhari’s Runningmate- Osinbajo by DesChyko: 6:53am On Jan 04, 2015
FastShipping:
[b]Total Number of Voters by Region:

NORTHWEST 18.9million
SOUTHWEST 14.3million
NORTHEAST 10million
SOUTHSOUTH 8.9m
NORTHCENTRAL 7.6million
SOUTHEAST 7million
Total: 66 Million+


For Buhari:

NORTHWEST - 13 Million +
SOUTHWEST - 6 Million+
NORTHEAST - 4 Million+ (Low Number of Voters Due to Insurgency)
NORTHCENTRAL - 3Million+
SOUTHSOUTH - 1 Million+
SOUTHEAST - 400,000+

Total: 27, 000,000


For Jonathan:

NORTHWEST 4 Million+
SOUTHWEST 6 Million+
NORTHEAST 2 Million+
SOUTHSOUTH 6 Million+
NORTHCENTRAL 3 Million+
SOUTHEAST 5 Million+

Total: 26,000,000+ for Jonathan

- I have been generous with numbers for GEJ in North-west. I don't see how Jonathan can get up to 4 Million votes in North-east but I had to give him up to that number to be fair.

- Due to the insurgency in North-east, I reduced the number of voters for Buhari in the North-east. Buhari could have got 2-3 million more in the North-east but many voters have been displaced there.

- I have been conservative with Numbers of votes for Buhari in the North-west where indication shows that voters turn out could be between 80%-92%.

- Base on my assumption, I project total votes turnout to be around 53 Million out of 66 Million voters as published by INEC. I project around 13 Million voters to stay home.
[/b]
Like seriously, stop spamming.

Create a thread or something for this information.
It is only an assumption. The real deal is still weeks away. This is much ado about nothing.
PoliticsRe: I Consulted Pastor Adeboye Before Accepting To Be Buhari’s Runningmate- Osinbajo by DesChyko: 6:50am On Jan 04, 2015
HzRF:
What else who u have said.. Am there stooge? Itz as if God didn't give this man green light too
Until Cyril stober interview u all this na like multiplication table
Cyril stober go give u tough completing the square.. After working (talking) u may still arrive at zero
WTFhuh
PoliticsRe: I Consulted Pastor Adeboye Before Accepting To Be Buhari’s Runningmate- Osinbajo by DesChyko: 6:48am On Jan 04, 2015
Oh really?

I consulted 'Don Moen' also before I decided to attend secondary school.
PoliticsRe: Military Repels Attack On Babbangida Village, Yobe State by DesChyko: 6:06am On Jan 04, 2015
Bravo Nigerian Army!
Your deeds in these trying times will be remembered!

Soon, someone would say the 'president', not even the government or the army, but the 'president' is doing nothing to fight insurgency in the country.
Car TalkRe: I Witnessed An Accident (viewers Discretion Advised) by DesChyko: 10:28pm On Jan 03, 2015
teemanbastos:
wen ur child wants to jump inxyd d well, na snapping of her be d 1st tin?
Be reasonable.
Car TalkRe: I Witnessed An Accident (viewers Discretion Advised) by DesChyko: 10:25pm On Jan 03, 2015
teemanbastos:
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But O.P xo you helped the victims by taking pictures? nigerians..!!..
The newspapers you pay ₦150 to get, were the 'live covered' articles in it presented by humans with '4 arms'? Be reasonable.

OP, Nice job. These are what we need to dominate Nairaland, first-hand articles, not quoting other newspages verbatim.

RIP to the dead.. GWS to the injured.
FamilyRe: Favourite Memory Of A Lost Loved One by DesChyko: 6:41pm On Jan 03, 2015
safarigirl:
sounds like he was a really strong man... Your grandpa must have been very cool
Strong and determined, he is.
But cool?? Choi.. The man sabi vex oo.

Old age brings dementia most often. Sad thing watching the usually active folks being all weak and forgetful.
FamilyRe: Favourite Memory Of A Lost Loved One by DesChyko: 4:48pm On Jan 03, 2015
MissSlimbody:
I think u meant earlier last year, we're in 2015 already smiley
As in ehn.. How time flies..
FashionRe: Why Is Pink Most Ladies' Favourite Colour? by DesChyko: 4:46pm On Jan 03, 2015
Richiy:
Bring it first, then we would change the color. grin grin grin

All things are possible grin grin
Omo Naijagrin
PoliticsRe: Is Buhari Clueless, Is Gej The Messiah ?? - YMODULUS Response to MATTHEWBRIGGS by DesChyko: 4:45pm On Jan 03, 2015
I personally think the OP has a strong point of view.
But it will be disregarded because he is prejudiced against the president, and thus, spares the misdemanours of the entire government.
PoliticsRe: Give Him 60years, Jonathan Can’t Still Fight Corruption, Terrorism…read Why by DesChyko: 4:36pm On Jan 03, 2015
GEJ's administration can't fight corruption because it is a corrupt government.. Can APC really vouch that they are the exact opposite of GEJ's government?

Rivals doesn't mean Opposite. They should slow their bombs.
PoliticsRe: Imagine You Rewind The Time Back To 4 Years Will You Still Vote For Your Governo by DesChyko: 4:29pm On Jan 03, 2015
Rochas was a great experience so I will vote him in again.. But not beyond his 'four' years.
FamilyRe: Favourite Memory Of A Lost Loved One by DesChyko: 4:12pm On Jan 03, 2015
My Grandpa..

Early this year. Had a row with an elderly man in the village over electricity issues.
I was capable of handling the man myself but when word got around that I was involved in a physical tussle with that man, my grandfather who was down with partial stroke clothed himself for the first time since his return from the hospital, came out and took the fight into his own hands.
Everyone who knew his medical condition were surprised.
I was impressed and learnt a great lesson then.."Despite all hinderances, never desert family".

He was aged 84.
TravelRe: Annoying Things Nigerian Travellers Do!!! by DesChyko: 4:05pm On Jan 03, 2015
Giving a detailed information on his/her life and criticizing every damned thing on the road..
You'll hear things like:
"Oh.. See hold-up! That's why I dislike travelling by road. If only Dan Dollars didn't cancel my flight.. Mtschew!!"grin
PoliticsRe: Kano Returns 52 Beggars To Home States. by DesChyko: 3:59pm On Jan 03, 2015
To your tents, O Israel.
Jokes EtcRe: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by DesChyko: 3:55pm On Jan 03, 2015
Mommy, how did the baby enter your stomach?

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