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Family › Re: The Househelp Saga: The Nanny That Almost Beat A Toddler To Death by DesChyko: 7:07am On Dec 08, 2014

I think the parents are too focused on their jobs than the welfare of their child. All those bruises on their kids and the best they could do is install CCTVs??

And that nanny is definitely NOT okay. Such effrontery requires some awkward nerve.

Crime › Re: 50-year-old Man Flees Home After Raping 14 Year Old Daughter by DesChyko: 7:00am On Dec 08, 2014

I have a feeling I've read this before.
The only new twist is that she called her elder brother first, not the Human Right Activist directly.

And that the police and the human right activists had an issue.

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Politics › Re: Gov Fashola Ignorantly Seeks A Cut In Petrol Pump Price by DesChyko: 6:37am On Dec 08, 2014

yIkEsDuDe:
..Read through many dictionaries you'll find that your choice is regarded as illogical and incorrect..

Correction: I'm not a student in the sense you're implying. I'm a teacher.
I don't know if you verified what I posted before attacking me, but here are two dictionary links.

[url=http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/you-can%27t-have-your-cake-and-eat-it-too]1. OXFORD DICTIONARY ONLINE[/url]

2. CAMBRIDGE DICTIONARY ONLINE

If you're still of the opinion that you're more knowledgeable than the owners of the language, have a nice day.

Romance › Re: Which Sustains A Relationship; SEX OR MONEY. by DesChyko: 11:59pm On Dec 07, 2014

Both..and many more.

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Bought A dress For 1 MILLION NAIRA 'TOO MUCH MONEY' to support ebola by DesChyko: 11:56pm On Dec 07, 2014

She pay cash?

Jokes Etc › Re: Did You Do This? by DesChyko: 11:54pm On Dec 07, 2014

Stale

Politics › Re: Gov Fashola Ignorantly Seeks A Cut In Petrol Pump Price by DesChyko: 11:09pm On Dec 07, 2014

BlackTechnology:
But also the price of refined products has fallen.

In other words both are affecting each other.

I have no idea about that, I mean the new prices of the products.

Family › Re: Husband Of Egopersonified by DesChyko: 11:06pm On Dec 07, 2014

Very sorry about his demise.
May the good Lord grant you fortitude to bear your loss.

Politics › Re: Gov Fashola Ignorantly Seeks A Cut In Petrol Pump Price by DesChyko: 10:58pm On Dec 07, 2014

lakpalakpa:
1. Falling Oil Prices: Fashola Asks FG To Cut Pump Price

2. Governor Fashola Urges Federal Government to Cut Petrol Pump Price

These are the titles from the sources posted by the OP. Where did "ignorantly" come from??

PDP Mods in action I guess.

Ignorantly because the importers now have to pay more to import the finished products. Remember the naira dropped value alongside the dollar.

Politics › Re: Gov Fashola Ignorantly Seeks A Cut In Petrol Pump Price by DesChyko: 10:56pm On Dec 07, 2014

saintopus:
. You cannot eat your cake and have it.

You cannot have your cake and eat it.

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Launch Second Naval Ship NNS Unity by DesChyko: 1:01pm On Dec 07, 2014

ocelot2006:
The fact that the poster thinks the Nigerian Navy owns only TWO ship already places him on a far lower level when it comes to intellect.

The fact that your error of omission was pointed out to you twice yet you failed to see beyond your nose should set you down in a re-evaluation of your comprehension abilities.

Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Prayer Request, Nairaland Pastors Will Pray For You by DesChyko: 8:36am On Dec 07, 2014

Edwardhead:
selfish

Lol.. Oya which does your number begin with let me add it before the pastors begin attacking the prayer points grin

Politics › Re: Nigeria Launch Second Naval Ship NNS Unity by DesChyko: 8:34am On Dec 07, 2014

ocelot2006:
Buffoon, that is the SECOND ship of the same class. The first is NNS CENTENARY.

Before you posted, you must have seen this rule:

2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to any Nairaland member.

Adhere strictly to the rules if you are a Nairalander. Thank you.

Now, refer back to the post you so wholeheartedly frowned upon. I'm very sure you missed this:

..Adjust the topic to be more accomodating..

Probably you won't have gone in blindly as to insult people of, obviously, a higher intellectual and moral standing than you.

Your parents won't be too proud of you.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Prayer Request, Nairaland Pastors Will Pray For You by DesChyko: 8:10am On Dec 07, 2014

MTN to give 100GB-a-year subscription to only customers with 0803-numbers free next year sad

Please God, Please MTN, Please Pastors.

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Politics › Re: I Am Still On Good Terms With Fashola - Tinubu by DesChyko: 8:03am On Dec 07, 2014

Una quarrel o, una good terms o, how e take affect the price of 'one cup of rice'? huh

Shift go front make I see 2015 jare..
#FreshAirTinz.. Whether from PDP or APC..no wahala.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Do I Need To Pay Tithe Form My Gamble Wins? by DesChyko: 8:02am On Dec 07, 2014

Oga, pay tithe jare.
If the money jumps out of the box, don't pay again.

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Education › Re: Meet Nigeria's 42-yr-old JSS1 Student And Her Son, In Same School [photo] by DesChyko: 7:59am On Dec 07, 2014

Funny but exemplary.
Very brave woman.
Tongues must be wagging but she knows what she wants and how to get it. So it bothers her not. Can you see the proud features of her face?

President GEJ should emulate this woman. Even if 'condemned-to-be-followers' good-for-nothings hurl insults and rotten criticisms at him, he should stand firm and stick to his target. The end always justifies the means!

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Christianity Etc › Re: 6 Things That Choke/kill Ones Spiritual Life by DesChyko: 7:49am On Dec 07, 2014

Not knowing what you want for yourself.
For instance, if you don't want to be a church-man, and you're forcing yourself to go every Sunday, you'll successfully become one of the following:
1. Minister of 'Dress-to-kill'
2. Professional Buttocks Analyzer
3. C.E.O., Attendance Records Dept.
4. Member, Notice-Me Asso.
5. Slumber Crew, Church Branch.
6. Gossip Specialist, Back Seat Section, e.t.c.

Anything but a Spiritual Gee.

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Now Using Cows To Bomb Communities - FG by DesChyko: 7:40am On Dec 07, 2014*

Lol.. Improvisation!!!

The same way Nigerians attack fallen tankers containing fuel despite it being a potential explosive. If, for instance, the suicide-cow is at Mile 2, they will run to Maza Maza and wait. After the explosion, they will come back to hunt for roasted/burnt pieces of meat. No time grin

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Launch Second Naval Ship NNS Unity by DesChyko: 7:36am On Dec 07, 2014*

Second sha huh

A whole Nigerian Navy that has being in existence since is just launching its second Naval ship?
Adjust the topic to be more accomodating or move this into a gossip corner.
It doesn't speak well of our government efforts.
Half bread is better than none sha.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Celebrating An Icon - Happy Birthday To Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by DesChyko: 7:33am On Dec 07, 2014

Yes.
He has used his position to make Nigeria a much better country.
Nigeria would have been much worse if not for your input economically, morally and financially.
That's why we're celebrating you.
Happy Birthday.

N.B: Don't ask me what he did to contribute to the emancipation of Nigeria. I have no idea, but I know there is a reason we're being coerced to felicitate with him.

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Education › Re: Pls Help And Solve This Maths, Thanks. by DesChyko: 8:18pm On Dec 06, 2014

Omo.. Will it ever be worth that amount?

Politics › Re: Jail Break In Minna, 270 Freed by DesChyko: 8:06pm On Dec 06, 2014

Inmates suddenly reintroduced into the Nigerian system.
What does this mean for our safety?
Considering there are even bigger thieves up there and we still live, there is hope for tomorrow.

Romance › Re: He Is Willing To Marry Her But Not Ready. by DesChyko: 8:02pm On Dec 06, 2014

I wouldn't know the tradition where parents give bills to prospective inlaws though.

In Igbo tradition, the relatives of the man would inquire about the rights demanded by such town for marrying their daughter. And it isn't just a family-to-family affair.
Some men from the family would be present as well to witness the proceedings. After that, the groom's family estimates what it will cost.

₦800,000 for what? Even if she is a Ph.D holder, that fee, excluding preparations is exhorbitant.

Let him look for another option.

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Agriculture › Re: One Of My Snail Is White See Pics by DesChyko: 6:35pm On Dec 06, 2014

Albinism.. Lol

Try another breed..a pure breed jor!

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Family › Re: Curcumcision Of Female Children by DesChyko: 6:28pm On Dec 06, 2014

Girls should be spared circumcision but it is alright to circumcise the boys, this some ladies will totally agree with.
Girls should be taught the kitchen job while the boys should be spared the bother, this same ladies will argue against.
Get your ideas sorted out, you cannot have your cake and eat it!
Where's the 'gender equality' banner you wave over your heads, is it now irrelevant?

https://www.nairaland.com/2009241/opinion-boy-child-should-not-primarily

Education › Re: 16 Errors That Are Still Taught In Nigerian Schools Today by DesChyko: 3:52pm On Dec 06, 2014

VickyyB:
3. We have 24 vowel sounds.
No one taught that there are 5 vowel sounds. We were taught 5 vowel alphabets not sounds.

Timmytimmy:
There is a world of difference between Alphabets and Speech sounds. No one teaches what you wrote.

I won't say you're wrong.
I always ask this question to any class that I intend to start Speech Work with.
I had stints as a teacher and I discovered this when I assess what we call 'Previous Knowledge' before we teach any subject.
Do the same and document your answers.

Education › Re: 16 Errors That Are Still Taught In Nigerian Schools Today by DesChyko: 12:30pm On Dec 06, 2014

1. That 'Yours' Sincerely' is used in informal letters. Oxford dictionary shows otherwise.

2. That Level of Organization in Biology has four stages. It has 'seven' levels.

3. That there are five vowel sounds in English. The vowel sounds are '20+'.

Politics › Re: Igbo Deportees: Court Dismisses Suit Against Lagos State by DesChyko: 8:45am On Dec 06, 2014

Who can give the true account of what really happened and why these people happened upon this claim.. Who?

Politics › Re: Nwobodo’s Son’s Corpse Missing, Burial Postponed by DesChyko: 8:34am On Dec 06, 2014

Ogojohn:
.. The first is the the next most two senior sons are from the same mother and they are the next in line to become the first living son......

Very clinical view point here. I missed it myself.
Very very impressive analysis. I agree wholeheartedly with you.
I'm speaking of Igbo tradition.
Thank you for this enlightenment.

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Politics › Re: Photos: Unhappy and Mean-Looking Faces Of Prominent Nigerian Politicians by DesChyko: 7:26am On Dec 06, 2014

Only Fashola's anger mean business.

People like OBJ shouldn't get angry to prevent cardiac arrest in the masses.

Finally, sadness no fit most politicians huh

. After embezzling so much money, they're only permitted, at all times, to grin stupidly like this ===> grin

.. So that we can identify them easily angry

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