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@crackhouse.
If you can not read it, any point replying? Of what use is your reply? If you're too lazy to read, it is advisable to click the next post that you desire.

If only you can stand the heat, physics would have been the best option. It's relevant in almost all facet of life; engineering physics, medical physics, statistical physics, solar energy physics, research and lots more


However, most people here has done best to enlighten you, therefore its left for you to make your decision. Bros, be it physics or statistics the goal and the number one agenda will be for you to be good and the best at what you do.


Personally, I switch from Engineering to Industrial physics based on personal decision. My brother, physics is not easy at all let the truth be said. Pick the course you believe you can perform optimumly and continue life from there. Goodluck and most of all success.

U dey do opening prayer 4 Night Club.
- Na God go slap ur mouth.

U come back from dubai dey form British accent.
- Na rat go chop ur mouth

U be house boy u come dey play Rick Ross - I am the Boss.
-4 where na.....mumu

U dey add water to egg say e go plenty when u fry am.
- Why u no add yeast join am....olodo.

U no go university, and u dey find ur name for NYSC posting.
- Na yeye dey worri u.

House dey burn, you wan use gas do fire extinguisher
- Hahahahaha....u don die.

U de say Terry G's music dey inspire u
- unto which level!! madness

U carry candle dey look for where fuel dey smell from.
-continue u go soon see am

U call MTN to tell dem sey ur free browsing has stopped working.
- Lolzzzzzzzzz... ..mad man

When pastor talk say 'Do something crazy for the Lord' u come carry church offering run
- na who wan chase u?....

20 questions 1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are
you sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans." 2. When its raining and someone notice you
going out yet they ask,are you going out in
this rain?
Ans:"No! In the next one." 3. You are making out with your girlfriend
then you start pulling her panties then she
asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u." 4. They see you coming out of the bathroom
wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl." 5.You're standing in front of the elevator on
the ground floor going to your office, yet
they ask, "Are you going up?"
Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come
down and get me." 6.Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch
of flowers, and you still ask, "Are those
flowers?
Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!" 7.You are in the toilet and lock the door and
someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone there?"
Ans: "No! Na poo LOCK DOOR...."
Mtsheeeeeeew!! 8.You are in a queue at the cinema to buy
ticket, a friend saw you and asked, "What are
you doing here?"
Ans: "I'm here to pay my school fees..." ODE! 9.When they see you lying down with your
eyes closed and they still ask, are you
sleeping??
Ans: "No, I’m trying to DIE..." MUMU!!!!!! 10. Someone sees you all dressed up with a
bible on sunday morning and asks "are you
going to church?"
Ans: ’’No i am going for soccer practice’’ 11. Girl asks you, why do u want my pin?
Ans: I want to use it to burst balloon 12. your Girlfriend aks IF i sleep over hope
nothing funny will happen?....
Ans: mumu, we would just perform night
vigil.........a fterall na church you come: 13. When you are doing the correction of an
assignment on the board for your students.
and they ask, sir should we copy it down?
Answer: No, look at it and start clapping 14. someone sees you in a picture with your
wife on your wedding day and asked you "is
this your wife”?
Ans - No,she is your wife. ! Oponu 15. On getting home from work and your
husband or wife asks you.... Are you back?
Ans - No, I'm still at work! 16. U have a spiritual problem and u visited
ur pastor for deliverance. He saw you rolling
on d floor like an epileptic and ask u "do u
want to be healed?"
Ans- No, I come here come act film 17. Take this insecticide; e dey kill insect
fast...Thanks & the person asks you,” E DEY
KILL MOSQUITOS”?
Answer: NO, E DEY KILL ELEPHANT. 18. You enter in a town service bus, you give
the conductor #200 and he asks u, oga, na
for how many people?
Ans: na for everybody in the bus. 19. U went for an interview and they ask u "
Do u really want to work in this
organization?"
Ans- No, I came here to receive air
conditioner. 20. Someone sees u and asks you, is this
you?
Ans: No na my grandfather.

why is most of the abuses coming from female boss? Na waooo

please, I need an answer from someone. Does this suspension also apply to post graduate part time in the university? (both Msc and Pgd)

sagamite. . . . I dey watch u.

This is to inform all prospective student of Imo State University that the post UTME is now on sales for 2500 Naira.

My greatest chanllenges in life is being independent, atleast working for my own money, doing things my own way, having my own things. God help me to be INDEPENDENT soon. Life no dey easy for poor and struggling child.

when u gave ur girlfriend ur only 100 naira, claiming to be a big boy only for her to caught u drinking garri the next hour.

There was similar thread of this such in the past.
Anyways, I'm Martins.
Nice meeting you guys. . .

Hahahahaha. . . . . . Na wao o o o

Areosapien: It's nice.

But Seun, what happened to Nairaland's Google Search box?
It's happens to be more efficient and user friendly than the current 'Local Search' (which I honestly feel serves no meaningful purpose).

Can't you bring it back? Please?

please, do something about this one. Thanks

Hahaha. . . No wahala

Nigeria!

Headline news is always
Boko haram bomb rocks kano
Pension scam
PHCN scandal
Man caught with drug at the air port
Accident at ore road claims 14 lives

we are used to bad news in Nigeria.

Hahahaha. . . . I see people talking about opening of another account as if that will solve the problem.

This thread is meant for all prospective Imo State University student. As a bonafide student of this institution and a valued contributor on this site, I deem it necessary to use this opportunity to enlighten, give necessary information, provide answer to queries, and to give general guide to succeed in this forthcoming university admission.

However, the Imo State Government is about to give free university education to all indigen of the state come 2012/2013 academic session. Following this, the statistics of JAMB/UTME has placed Imo State University as the fifth most preferred university in Nigeria. prospective students, expect nothing but a stiff competition.

On my own side, I will do my best to provide you with relevant information to help you through. While I will be fulfilling my own part, I expect you to do yours by studying and preparing to become a winner in this stiff competition.

Please, no mid-night calls. Wishing all prospective student luck and most of all success.

Bright2: Thank God my text messages din't go invain, i was laughing at her when she started but today,a big shut up for me! Thank God she won,a real blood sister she is.

Bro. . . I Thank God say my text messages no go invain too ooo. What a surprise? A small/little girl that was in JSS3 when I was in SSS3 in ROYAL COLLEGE, RUMUODARA PH. I never knew she could sing this way. Life is nothing but a mystery. Congrat to my little junior student.

@agabaI23. . . Thanks bro

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One find it difficult to read text on pink colour with this new colour combination

It seems the fee is on a high side. Please, how much does one have to earn per month after you must have spent 10million on training. (I mean helicopter pilot)