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still yet to come to terms with the changing of account numbers thingy what was that all about please?

Been in stitches since i saw this im so sharing this on facebook!

The voice of the people is the voice of God, go get the blasted funnel already!

Anyone feelinh ripped off by swift broadband? when I sibscribed for the service I was told I would have unlimited downloads. on the first of this month I paid as I normally would only to have them tell me 9days later that I jad used up my monthly allocation of 10gigs wtf? which bloody allocation? I didn't sign up for any allocation?!
is there anyone else out there being treated the same way?The guy at the NCC is he like sanusi so he can give these frauds the same kind of treatment and make them remain to the terms of our agreement? someone please advice on what to do cos it seems this people are taking advantage of us!

Had on girl like that as well who said it was done to her at abt the same age by her older cousin he didnt just stop there he actually went as far as having intimacy with her! The part that pisses me off the most shes now in her 4th year in the university and still cant bring herself to tell her folks.I really cant stand timid girls theyre the ones usually yaken advantage of by pervs like this.

I think someone just hates the terry whatever he calls himself so much he needs him annihilated in pubic
MI simply put . . .undisputed who even thot of this comparison? people are funny o!

Sony Ericsson Xperia Arc running on gingerbread, the phone is so thin its taking so much off of me to say theres no witchcraft ionvolved in the thing but men make i no lie android, we are not talking phones anymore the phone thing that had to do with talking between two people is less than 1/20th of what these things do how come still call them phones?
Android, for those who know i cant shout abeg!

obviously these were before wizzys album dropped!
sentiments aside wizkid is way too hot for the comparisons stated all the tracks repping fitting into several moods of the day finally 'MUSIC' @Banky and the entire Empire Mates crew well done!
Wizzy, the sky is your stepping stone thank you for restoring my confidence massively i dare say in the Naija music industry. This olamide boy song no make am compared to wetin wizzy drop.

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Congrats Seun and the entire Nairaland crew!

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A Police officer in Ekiti State Police Command, has been arrested by the command for allegedly raping and impregnating a 12-year old girl.

The suspect whose name was given as Lasisi Nurudeen Olalekan, was said to have lured the Junior Secondary School, JSS 1, student (names withheld) to a nearby bush around Textile area, Ado Ekiti sometimes last year.

The randy police officer, a corporal has been arrested on the order of the police commissioner, Mr Olayinka Balogun, following a complaint from Mrs Juliana Olajiga, a guardian to the innocent girl.

According to a petition written by Mrs Rita Ilevbare, on behalf of a non-governmental organisation which was forwarded to the State police command, the NGO had raised an alarm over the illicit action of the policeman and called on the police authority to arrest the suspect.

In the petition dated May 19, 2011, the suspect was said to have assaulted Mrs Olajiga when she confronted him over his disgaceful act.

However, the State Commissioner of Police, Mr Balogun has confirmed the reciept of the petition, disclosing that the accused person has been arrested and that a senior officer has been assigned to commence investigations into the matter.

In the petition entitled: “Sexual abuse of Miss Bimbo and assault of Mrs Juliana Olajiga by Police Officer, Lasisi Nurudeen Olalekan”, demand for arrest, investigation and prosecution”, the policeman was alleged to have deceived the victim twice and forcefully had a carnal knowledge of her, which led to her impregnation.

Mrs Olajiga, according to the petition was said to have tried for over three months to locate Olalekan to respond to the complaint from Bimbo, but to no avail .

The NGO further alleged that the victim had inflicted bodily injuries on the complainant (Mrs Olajiga) at her residence Similoluwa on May 12, 2011 when the Policeman was eventually found.

While calling for the prosecution of the suspected police officer, the organisation said, “Sir, it would interest you to note that this child, Bimbo, is a about six months pregnant, a minor, an orphan who is 12 years old

“The education and the future of such a great child has been dimmed by a man, a security agent for that matter, who for any reason, will not allow the future of his children to be tampered with. We demand that justice be done in this matter by arresting and prosecuting Olalekan if indeed is culpable”, it concluded.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/05/policeman-rapes-impregnates-12-yr-old/



The army should go ahead and fire all their heads bunch of nitwits!
After that they should face PHCN officials.

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You only live twice
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Sean Connery, absolute legend!
I actually watch these over God knows how many times now
My name is Bond, James Bond, gosh they dont make em like these anymore.

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Thats just my happiness, the prophecy was fulfilled and he didnt, couldnt, wouldnt emerge a president in the new Nigeria!!
However God wants to align His plans is not for me to question but the God I know doesnt go back on His words.
[quote][/quote]GBAM GBAM and double GBAM
Any attempt to use religion to disrepute this is arrant colloquial mentality. Bakare said Buhari was not a part of the new Nigeria how come now its ok to join him & expect to win the way we use religion to blackmail our thinking in this country sef!
BB done lose is evident that they were not of Gods vision for this country take it or leave it. Was GEJ not endorsed by Adeboye is that not enough grounds to also claim religion? Abeg make I hear word. Is Bakare the only one God must use? Screw him he wasn't the best man for the job and that's it, deal with it or go hug the transformer.

Nice one there General Buhari for setting the country as one viewed as being in the dark ages despite what the international community described as a free and fair election. You and your prophet of baal vice president candidate now deserve to be lynched according to your speech considering the several underaged almaJiris you and your kind put out to vote.
Anyone who voted for this scoundrel & his vice seriously how proud are you now? in losing we see his mentality imagine a psycho like this at the helm of affairs?
God continues to save us.

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lol cowbell our milk LWKMD!

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Bakare had better go back to church. What an alliance.

Back to church ke? he has once again proven his prophesies to be a massive sham!
IMHO he should head up to Abeokuta as the name suggests and where he's from and crawl under one of the rocks there his destiny was already set in stone (all pun intended!)

I really dont know which 'god told him to run with Buhari    http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2011/02/01/bakare-god-told-me-to-run-with-buhari/     but really if this was my pastor and this was what god telling him leads to. . .then i believe a rethink is long overdue!

Yes Beaf we all are truly proud of you for standing up and never relenting #GOODLUCK to all of us!

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@ Kilode Gba sibe Eyan gidi you're too much you get mouth!

Jakumo:
If you are a Buhari fanboy who is feeling blue and dejected over the landslide electoral LOSS currently being tallied for your yellow-toothed idol, just smile and pretend those bitter tears are actually tears of joy, pouring forth because the Ayatollah has FINALLY been put out of his lifetime of misery.

Don't forget, however, that Buhari still has a FAILED, STILL-BORN court case to launch and LOSE, protesting his 7th election loss. When the outcome of that wasted effort and expense is announced, more wailing and gnashing of teeth will be expected of you good folks. Thank you for listening, and you have yourselves a good day ha ha ha.

LDKMD, and after the celebration NL and all in the land will have peace sebi now it is clear to all but watch o dem no go gree they will now start disturbing us with all kinds of stories despite first hand results weve been getting.

To all those who voted Fresh Air Goodluck to you and yours and also because we are such nice and liberal people who understand what it means to be civil even those who didnt vote Fresh Air. . .Goodluck to you also with loads of fresh air coming your way!!!


YES! YES!! YES!!! we did it. @Jakumo youre very right they really should just smile and pretend those bitter tears are actually tears of joy

haha in your faces. . . i wonder what Pastor Bakares vision is now. . . maybe it was blurry the time he saw it. . .but sebi he uses glasses?. . . maybe he didnt have them on then. . .or vision no dey show with glasses on

GOODLUCK everyone Fresh Air is yours (my prophesy sounds nicer! )

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@Poster all you previous posts justify the truth about you
all these acts of desperation

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They should have asked this old man what really he wants again? and during his time as military head of state was he not aware of democracy then to have steered the country in that direction that now hes fighting for? who gives a flying f**k when he joined partisan politics? Also please please please when he loses again this time around would he kindly save us the trauma of his purposeless disillusioned attempt to rule the country and not campaign again either under this or any other party please BUHARI please it is enough you are not (have never and will never be) in tune or aware of what it takes to rule the Nation right. All your other mates now are chilling or running things in the background your political campaign is older than my last three cars yet you still believe you should be a hindrance for  fresh air to blow.
Please go, we dont want you not now. . .not ever you and the deceitful smokescreen you have as a vice. pastor of fake prophecies. I hope he has seen the result in his vision cos its always the opposite of what he prophesies that comes to pass.

Wahala90:
[size=13pt]"If a man that can give us a free and fair election is in PDP, then that man is fit to wear the presidential crown."[/size] couldnt have reasoned this better myself God bless you jare wahala90

next time you want to cry do it on top of a transformer

loser

Really cant stand tribalistic people who really have no focus other than ask people to give account of. . .did he appear when invited to face the Oputa panel? suddenly now the harbinger of justice and no other purpose as president SMH maybe as EFCC chairman he'd do alright
As for the pastor of fake prophesies and mouth change once given a post by the same person he condemned. . . a double minded man is unstable in all his ways surely he must have come across this at some stage of his deceiving himself on his former calling
Then why does every photo of
buharis face ALWAYS looks like the second stage of something in a blender?

In the words of a wiseman the problem is not their age but the age of their ideas
Guy who will you be spending the rest of your life with? your mum? I think its pathetic the way some parents take these things some times.
Heres a test though get your mum and the so called evangelist or whatever the man giving her the idea is to predict the next person who knocks on the door (to identify that the lady you love is not the one) and at what time (to clarify on their your dying early theorem).
make sure u collect both their phones so they dont text anyone and deceive you further cos ure dealing with some pretty coy people here.

If the girls parents are being adamant about your folks accepting first thats the simplest one carry her into the room lock door and bathe her cervix with sperm well well continuously for one month then lets see if they will still be insisting on your coming around when the bun is in the oven.

All these things have simple solutions. . .well except if you sef are not too sure about your feelings for the babe.

guy shine your eye

Egypt ko Cotonou ni as if when if you enter thats the same way you will share your salary. Pastor take am easy ok? bear in mind no matter what you do you will always remain an infidel in the eyes of your whatever the mess he is to you whether oga or whatever should the two of you have a misunderstanding between yourselves, na Boko haram go settle am between your families, now thats an 'experience' id like to watch live.
So when the Egyptian style revolution you prophesy of along with all your other prophesies fallacies as times past have shown where will you be? organise your wife and children to carry out the 'Experience' when you lose. its only your party that must win any other result has to be false abi? Toad

White house in sabo to is kinda over rated was there last night again cos they stay till around 9pm and i didnt really have a choice since i was mad hungry. The food tasted to 'burny' These days if i want to eat
Eni - Afe on old yaba road just after the ACN mainland party office building. . . with a location like that you know the place must rock! its just before you turn off Old Yaba road into H/macaulay to face third mainland.
Then theres canada restaurant dont ask me why the name o but men the taste of their soup its to kill for eran orisirisi its near the LSDPC estate in ebute metta. . .ol boy those peeps will hear from me tomorrow afternoon japans earthquake go small compared to my slamming that joint tomorrow kai!