Ujupsy:
Diseased mouth

Foot & Mouth, you no look well

Dannyset:
Second Most Beautiful Woman in Nigeria.

*vomits last nights beans*

nurey:


Your orientation about toyota is biased and screams hatred. Luxurious toyota a badged as lexus so if u want more luxury in your toyota, buy a lexus

No No No No No ...No don't even go there I beg of you with Gods name please don't even go there.

Gave up on mercs a while back cos of some nut job I had as a mechanic so switched to Toyota drop light then the SE V6 (which by the way spoilt me) time for an upgrade (2 years max on any car I don't care the story) so which car? saw an ES Lexus and was like even though the face of the car no make am I'd buy. Was going to settle for one I saw here on nairaland after driving one for a couple of days thanks to one of my friends who has something similar. That was how alhaji called me that a friend had a c class for sale. out of respect for the man I went there believing there was no way I would take the benz...long story short, test drove the car in surulere along one of those untared roads omo are suspension! before that when I tried to shut the door see as door heavy. hmmm I need not spill too many things here you should test drive a merc first then understand true luxury. settled for an E class afterwards and guy I no go deceive you khaki no be leather. With the star diagnostics tool that mercs now use I'm very comfortable with owning one now. upgrading early next year and you know it...if theres no star in front of me as I drive...I ain't driving.

Next time you see that merc guy smiling arrogantly behind the wheel just say a prayer for him cos hes got more than a really good reason hes smiling.

...And in the words of Amaru...picture me rolling in my 500 benz...lol

*runs to Mercedes Benz thread*

Besides that new camry design/shape just doesn't cut it for me. would rather the 07/08 or 2010 SE.

That thing honda vehicles do when one of front tyres acts like Its possessed and takes a turn more than the other tyre reminiscent of exorcism of Emily Rose whats up with that? And it always happens at the silliest of places! Even seen it happen once smack in the middle of third mainland bridge at the adekunle junction. I only wonder what could happen if the driver is on high speed and this happens. Thing is this is synonymous with honda cars

@MercedesBenz: In top form: The new #EClass. Get the free guide now.
iOS: http://benz.me/Mercedes-Benz-Guide_iOS/
Android: http://benz.me/Mercedes-Benz-Guide_Android/

Mercedes has an app for Android and IOS users thought I'd share just going through the thing myself seems pretty loaded with tons of stuff

Roku 3 for sale who's interested ?

and this is a general in the Nigerian army? see why BH is thriving?

UrennaNkoli:
Everyday, Buhari this, Buhari that all coming from PDP and their swine they call supporters. As they say, the road to success is not always easy. He who laughs last laughs best.....at the end, we shall see.
Sai Buhari.

Really wish youd address the topic

tiamiyukunle69:
Can't wait to see the end of all these election palavas

I swear

Timbuktou:
Otta, 2003: Sunday afternoon, went to drop off dad's car at the mechanic, had no change(bike fare was #30 and I had a #1000 note on me) and decided to enjoy a walk home. I decide to explore a new route and, viola, I come upon a business centre and decide to put a call through to a friend make we for hang out; see we had phones but no airtime in those days.

Someone was on the phone when I got there so, I had to wait my turn. In the meantime, there was a lovely looking gyal sitting by the side eating ofada rice and as I was hungry I asked to join, and with the most dazzling smile made to give me the dish, I said thanks and said I was kidding and asked her name which she told me. So, I put my phone on silent mode, took their phone and dialled my number twice and told them the guy didn't pick, I totally forgot to call my homey.

I get home and dial the number and asked to speak to her, it turns out she was the daughter of the phone centre woman and I only had the chance to chat her up because mom was attending to another customer. Anyway, her mom tells me to call her own phone and I say it's not going through. She hands over the phone to daugjter and I proceed to introduce myself "erm, I'm the guy that asked for rice now now. Please, don't hang up". Somehow, she found it funny and the rest is history. We're currently trying for baby number 2. Hehehehe.

Luv this

fr3do:
When did Nigerians start having this bipolar disorder?

I tire o

tit:


even before Obama showed his birth certificate to the public,
the relevant authorities had screened the documents and cleared him for the political office.

We are not even asking buhari to show us, the public, his school certificate.
He should simply submit it to INEC!

simple!

chelseabmw:
I just got myself a 2013 Mercedes Benz cls 55amg

Oya congratulate me my people... I'm more important than wizkid here cos I'm a nairalander

Go bless us all

Happy new year



For those of you hitting the 'Like' button may God/Allah bless you all in 100 folds and may all your heart desires be granted IJN, Amen/Amin

Madt car! well done boss

Prixus:

u still haven't told us what he will gain o.

simple

Meanwhile let him ignore davido and his race invitation o. We need baddoo alive - saviour of naija music.
davido can go and race with wizkid and the others no problem for that one.

warrior01:
somebody should help me ask the hypocrite when last he attended the council of state meeting that deliberated on how to solve the boko haram crisis.

Warrior01 God bless you a million fold this holidays and 10 million fold in the coming year multiplied by 10 each year that follows for this truth I really don't know who this hypocrite feels he's deceiving council of state meeting he NEVER attends yet he has the interest of the nation at heart he HE WILL NEVER WIN. Deceitful human being.

Eyop:
You welcome sir. Am glad you've seen that on youtube and was easy for you to have that sorted out,but was there any improvement after cleaning/replacing the filter? As for the leakage,let's hope it isn't from the compressor but another area might be the condenser or evaporator but a good AC technician will detect and have that sorted out.

Thanks boss i pretty much guess theres still a leak as this has not improved it. Glad to change the filter anyways...way too much dust even for a mud flap. Im still in need of the good ac repair person o.

Eyop:

It can be done personally if you want to. But since you said you already have an issue with your AC which mostly likely should be a leakage,i suggest an AC man does that for you. But if you are not ready for the repairs soon,i can search and post a video illustration for you sir.

Thanks boss, actually saw a clip on youtube on getting this done, pretty easy. Now to find that really good ac repair man (or woman) who can get this gas leak thing sorted once and for all.

Eyop:
I don't know of a professional that i can recommend but other members will advise you. As for the vent,i guess your filter is blocked and i suggest you check your filter for the blockage.

Hmmm! That makes a whole lot of sense. Thank you sir! Can this be done easily or do i have to get someone to do this? *saturday morning activities cancelled*

Hello folks please does anyone know where i can get a good air conditioning repair person for the w211 in Lagos? There seems to be a leak somewhere each time its gassed after a couple of days its back to no cooling. Firstly only the passenger side vents blow cool (nothing to write home about type) then the whole thing just goes out.
Thanks.

No where to port been on the sharp peeps network airtel since day one! will take more than one yellow gapped toothed fellow to monkey me (obviously you can tell im not really a fan of stupid or saka as you might aptly put it!) Really anyone portin to mtn has issues to answer with God when he will ask what they did with the talents he gave them.
...but then thats just me!

how much is your best offer for this car pls

This is exactly what Shrek sees when Fiona gets kinky!
lol

saxking: be the friend he runs to first
be the foundation of his feelings
be the critic whose opinion is second to none
be the confidante whose heart, mind and soul is his vault
be the mirror to whom he's never shy or ashamed to show his true self
be the ink and the paper who judiciously plans for him, making him know you even think about his future much more than he
be the voice that calms his nerve
be the face that makes him believe in beauty
be the woman he fantasizes about in bed
be the woman who reminds him of God
be the only one who does this

...wow! so on point!

talktimi: I feel it was stage managed to boost his album sales and prepare for his coming album MASTERMIND. Its extremely difficult to shoot a big car or miss a man that big...

Big car or big sized man?
if the assassin could miss such a large sized target as this he must be totally blind or aiming for something else entirely...maybe just someone who hates the brand of car or something

...and the purpose of this is?
someone please shoot this mans weed supplier please!...or is it the bow tie thats too tight?
so much confusion between one pair of ears!

what about the muslim wife? Need the post for her too o. I ask cos its almost to easy to blame the husbands but like Hazard and the ballboy it takes two to create an issue. This one sided belief in a relationship just doesnt cut it. if he's not doing something right she has to react etc.
women can be abusive to their partners emotionally too making the husband want to claw up the wall in frustration #balotelliontheballboytinz in mind!
someone please talk about the qualities of the wife too!

Maxwell is coming to nigeria...sexy!
valentine shopping begins i love my baby tinz!

God forbid!