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Health / Re: Must Read!!! My Experience With Nature20 (A Herbal Therapist On NL) by desperatem(m): 3:28pm On Nov 27, 2014
xcelsia:
Lmao you're very funny, just throw them away abeg

I want the guy to come out and tell me why he barred me from calling him. His response would determine my next line of action. Thanks for your concern dear. Much Love

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Health / Re: Must Read!!! My Experience With Nature20 (A Herbal Therapist On NL) by desperatem(m): 3:18pm On Nov 27, 2014
xcelsia:
Hi there, sorry about your predicament. I suggest you visit a doctor to prescribe pharmacological drugs and not herbal drugs for you. I know herbal drugs are good because they're natural but you can't gamble with your health if you think this man is not credible.

Even if people come and testify on this thread that he's genuine, there's no guarantee that they're not working with him. I'm not saying he's a scam artist or not, all I'm saying is that you should follow your instincts.

Best of luck smiley



You are right there, That is why I am skeptical of the dude. I am so scared of using the Herbs he gave me. Its still in my kitchen staring at me each time i entered the kitchen, Lol.

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Health / Re: Must Read!!! My Experience With Nature20 (A Herbal Therapist On NL) by desperatem(m): 2:47pm On Nov 27, 2014
I called him 6 hours later that i can't find the detoxifier he asked me to mix with the liquid he gave me. he asked me where i was and i told him Agege, He said I should go to Boluke Pharmacy at Pen Cinema he describe the Dextoxifier to me and said i should buy the smallest pack. I got there and bought the stuff but it cost 1000 NGN. so after getting home in the evening, I wanted to call him and ask him how to mix the stuff, whether i should mix all the content of the detoxifier with the black liquid he gave me earlier, But his number was busy. i tried again for 35 minutes, yet his number was busy. I gave up that evening and tried calling him again on Sunday morning. That was when i grew suspicious of him. I then decided to use my second line to call him, Lo and Behold his number went through, he picked it and said hello. I kept quite and hung up the call. He text me 2 minutes later saying "I am in church, how can i help you"

This got me skeptical of the guy. up till now, the guy still barred me from calling him. why did he do that? I paid him the price he called (10k) I gave him T.fare, I even let him stay in my car and enjoy my car A/C for almost 20 minutes, Lol. On a more serious note, I am wondering why he barred my number from calling him. Because of that, I haven't taste out of the Therapy or the black liquid he gave me. I am so scared. and it keeps me wondering if the people giving positive review about his Therapy are his paid Internet gangster, but i doubt that because I dont think the guy can afford paying Internet gangster from his look and outfit. I think he has more than one registered moniker on NL or maybe I am wrong, maybe his Therapy is working but the guy just have a questionable character and his love of money is making him act like a cheap scammer. If you have ever used his Therapy please comment and tell us how you met him and how is the treatment going so far. and to you nature20 come out and tell Nairalanders why you acting cunning and why you barred me from calling you. Please mods, grace this thread a front page, let more people see this. This is about health, who knows what the guy is mixing and selling to people. I am not saying he is a fraud, But from the way he acts, he has a questionable character and its very unsafe. Thanks in advance.

Health / Must Read!!! My Experience With Nature20 (A Herbal Therapist On NL) by desperatem(m): 2:45pm On Nov 27, 2014
Fellow Nairalanders, I am sharing with you my experience with a fellow Nairalander, a Staphylococcus therapist with a moniker of Nature20. I got to know about him on a thread he created under health section of Nairaland. From the way he explained staph and its possible cure. and from review of some Nairalanders who have patronized him, I decided to give him a try.

I called him on Friday 21st of November 2014, I told him I got his number off of Nairaland that I am interested in buying is Staph Therapy. He asked me my name and I told him, Immediately he heard that I am a Muslim, he decided forcing himself to speak some common Arabic tongue, i.e; Insha Allah, Alhamdulila and so on. From the way he speak it, you can easily deduce that he is not a Muslim. I asked him where he was and he told me he was between Abuja and Port Harcourt, that raised a suspicion because Port Harcourt is on the South while Abuja is in North Central. How can someone be between Abuja and Port Harcourt? So I told him I thought he was in Lagos, Because someone posted a question on the thread he created asking if he was in his Office at Abule Egba. I told him I live around Abule Egba in Lagos and Immediately he heard this, He told me he is in Otta, very close to Covenant University that he just came to deliver a therapy that he will be leaving for Abuja and Port Harcourt by Monday.

I told him I need the Therapy that how can we meet, he asked if I am serious that he prepared one Therapy for a man that he can give me the Therapy instead if I am serious. I told him I am serous but I cant come to Ota because I would be driving down there and Ota road is not so motorable. so we concluded to meet at Toll-Gate on the following day (Saturday). He said he would bring me 2 stuffs, one detoxifies and the other is the main staph Therapy. He said the cost is 10k and agreed with the price. We met at Toll gate the following Morning and the first thing he told me was that, the Keke Maruwa he boarded from Iyana Ilogbo had an accident that he would have stayed to help the driver but he cant because he was rushing to come and meet me. We shook hands and sat in my car. He then told me that he didnt buy the detoxifier he needed to add to a black liquid which i will first use to detoxify. He said i can get the detoxifier at any pharmacy. He said it cost 500 NGN. I told him no problem.

Maybe because of my car, he started showing me some names he stored on his phone. he said he met the people on NL that he sold the Therapy for them in the past. He stored the names with the price they paid him. i.e; Seun Abuja 18k, Mr. Olu lagos 25k and so on. He said he would have told me 15k when i called him, he said purposely reduced the price for me. He said I will give him transport fare plus the 10k he initally charged. I said no qualms. I gave him the money and he said we should pray. he laid his right hand on the Therapy and he started praying in Arabic. he was literally saying rubbish. He was trying to recite Surat Quraish and later Suratu'l Fathia grin. After the prayer he said he will drink out of the Therapy because he is a stranger and he needs to taste a portion of what he is giving me. I was so happy hearing that cheesy he tasted it and hand it over to me.
Health / Re: For All Gym Enthusiasts by desperatem(m): 1:49pm On Nov 21, 2014
PapiWata:


Ha ha I ain't no Arnold, if that is what you are wondering. I do stay lean and mean though, and keep my bench press going even when I go through those lazy times we all get as the years go by.

I have never taken any supplements other than vitamin E which gives you greater endurance. Avoid like the plague any steroids or human growth hormone, no matter how quick the results you see other people get from using them. Those chemicals do serious harm in the long run, and many of the really buffed professional wrestlers who used them to get big while in their 20's, ultimately died of various medical conditions by the time they hit their forties.

Just pump that iron, eat well, drink lots of water, and get enough sleep at night, for that is when you reap the weight gains from the day's workout.

This is my ultra-modern Aba-made iron works. Everything here is sourced from the junkyard at relatively low cost. The bench barbells are fashioned from car wheels filled with concrete, and this setup weighs about 200 pounds. The dumbells are made from cylindrical iron chunks, cut in two, drilled and connected with inch-diameter rods. The bigger pair weigh maybe 50 pounds each, and the smaller ones weigh about 30 pounds apiece. I use those for butterfly presses laying on the bench, which define the chest, to augment the bulking effect of the bench press.

The weight stand is made with steel-rod-reinforced concrete, but this same concept can be replicated with metal by a competent welder. Mine is rooted to the floor of the room. You can make lighter versions of these to start, and then upgrade as you gain strength. The light barbell on the floor is made with pairs of car engine flywheels, and I use this for upright rowing and bicep curls.

Having your own weight room is a good idea in the long run, since you can progress at your own pace without being intimidated by the incredible hulks at the gym, AND, more importantly, your home weight room costs nothing once constructed, and lasts for an entire lifetime.

Lol, thats cool. But i registered in a gym. I find that inspiring and motivational. If i have a gym in my apartment. I wont touch if for days unless i have friends coming over to gym with me. I like the gingers other gives me when we are in the gym. Seeing them will make me push on

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Health / Re: For All Gym Enthusiasts by desperatem(m): 11:58am On Nov 21, 2014
PapiWata:


Hey Desperado I have never been an instructor in weight lifting, but I have relied on weight lifting to stay in shape for my entire life, and during that time I have had the opportunity to figure out what works for me, and for others who engage in this perfect form of exercise, which in my humble opinion, has no equal.

Wow! How long have you been weightlifting? And do you have any supplements you can recomend for faster result
Health / Re: For All Gym Enthusiasts by desperatem(m): 12:32am On Nov 21, 2014
Thanks for your contributions peepz. At kelnad do you still gym? How long did it take you to archieve the body you desire? @papiwata are you a gym instructor? You are so good at the analysis. Yeah, my gym instructor always say "no pain, no gain" and it keeps us going grin
Health / For All Gym Enthusiasts by desperatem(m): 11:03pm On Nov 19, 2014
Hello all gym enthusiasts and aspiring ones, let's share our first day experience at the gym, subsequent experience and work out hints and tips and also nutritional supplements for quick gym result because i know only work out can do it fast, supplementing it for quick result in body mass, strength and size is ideal.

Let me start with my experience, I am a newbie, I started gym last week Monday and I couldn't go to the gym for 3 days. I slept on my right arm after work out and when i woke in the evening (come see muscle grin), my right arm was heavy and my muscle swollen up, if you saw me that day, you'd think I have been weightlifting for the past few years cheesy. I later called a friend around past 11 in the night to drive me to the hospital with my car when the pains was unbearable because i couldnt drive or walk properly. Thanks to the doctor who later gave me 2 injections and some drugs. I resumed the gym on friday and I have been going ever since. I am really enjoying the gym now. Share your experiences dear friends. lets keep the ball rolling wink
Travel / Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by desperatem(m): 6:13pm On Oct 27, 2014
Please house, How much is the cost of an international passport. I urgently need it. I went to the Alausa Passport office today, and when i was about entering into the compound, an immigration officer asked me weather i have an in-house person I plan to go and meet, I told him NO. So he said he can help me, he told me the passport cost 27k for people from 18 years old - 60. he also told me i will need a guarantor, proof of age, local government form or so, birth certificate and 3 passport photograph. he said i need to make the person via online instantly before the online payment portal closes again due to rainfall. I was skeptical and wanted to do some verification from people who have gotten a passport. so i told him i need to make withdrawal with my atm card. that was how i discharge. please peepz, gimme info and requirement for obtaining a nigeria passport. I dont trust those immigration people. thanks in anticipation

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Music/Radio / Re: Who Sang Champion? by desperatem(m): 3:21pm On Oct 11, 2014
Tolexander:

Right Said Fred

dejt4u:
There are numerous songs wit the title 'champion'.. Which one are u really talking about..? One is by Eldee, another one by general pype, e.t.c
well, i guess the one u ar talking about is that of 'RIGHT SAID FRED'_Stand up for the champion!

Thank broses, God bless
Music/Radio / Who Sang Champion? by desperatem(m): 2:36pm On Oct 11, 2014
Please, I want to know the name of the artiste/group that sang "champion" I am tidying up my computer by naming unnamed songs and i came across the song, the lyric goes thus; stand up, stand up, for the champion for the champion. it sounds like light house family type of song, but when i checked night house family on Wikipedia and read about them, no song named champion is credited to there name. please help out wink Thanks Ya'll
Autos / Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports by desperatem(m): 11:55am On Jul 25, 2014
Hi Boss, Please help me check. 4T1BG22K3YU980001
you can post the result on here or send to my email "mutant2223@gmail.com"

Thanks Sir
Food / Is There A Perfect Pepper Blender? by desperatem(m): 8:17pm On Dec 04, 2013
Good day good women in the house. please I'd like to know if there is any blender that can blend pepper and tomatoes properly without sparing the seeds. i hate seeing the seeds after blending my pepper. the most annoying part is, the real pepper goes down the pot while the water stays up while cooking, i have to stir the soup severally before the real, not well blended comes up. I will be glad if you can recommend a better blender. I'm a bachelor and i love cooking my food. thanks in advance

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Phones / The Clearer Footage Of The Soldier Who Stole My Iphone by desperatem(m): 12:15pm On Sep 04, 2013
I have taken my mind off the phone. but I will like the phone theft to be apprehended either he is an impersonator or a real soldier. I loop and recorded where his face shows with VLC player and re-upload it on youtube. Please watch maybe you could see the guy someday, even if its next year. Thanks.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRlthbFCqyo
Phones / Re: A Soldier Stole My Iphone 4s by desperatem(m): 12:46am On Aug 30, 2013
OCTAVO: You should have said something to make him attack you in the process of recording the video at least.

i was hiding the 3rd phone from him. i dont want it to be seized too. why cant this video work? because no convo? does that means i am lying against him? i love my country

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Phones / Re: A Soldier Stole My Iphone 4s by desperatem(m): 12:35am On Aug 30, 2013
the link to the video has been added to the original post, i will add it again


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBmMghowg28

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Phones / Re: A Soldier Stole My Iphone 4s by desperatem(m): 12:12am On Aug 30, 2013
I just uploaded his photos, i am uploading the video on youtube too. its taking time
Phones / Re: A Soldier Stole My Iphone 4s by desperatem(m): 11:33pm On Aug 29, 2013
thanks y'all, i will upload the videos on youtube now, my internet connection is kinda slow now. i am still on the matter. actually the video does not capture most of his face, but anyone who knows him will be able to tell by the video.
Phones / A Soldier Stole My Iphone 4s by desperatem(m): 10:55pm On Aug 29, 2013
A soldier or maybe a fake soldier hit his body against mine at Abule Egba today. he then call me back and ask me if i was blind, i told him i didn't know i hit him and i apologize. he told me something fell off from what his Oga sent him, i search the floor there is nothing there, he said i should cross the road and i did, i don't want to disobey him. i don't want a situation whereby he will start beating me and even tell me to sleep in the gutter, this is Nigeria, no one will near us, they will just pity me from distance, some women may start crying from a far too but that wont change anything. i have seen it happened several times in lagos. soldier just beat the guy and later carried him away. no one could intervene.

as we crossed to the other side of the road, he told me to keep walking in front of him, we walked toward SUPER bus-top by KATANGOWA MARKET. he then odered me to stop and we waited for a commercial bus going to IYANA IPAJA and IKEJA. we later entered a bus, after 5 mins of the journey, i stylishly call a friend whose's dad is also a soldier, i spoke with the guy and told him what happened, i told him to give the phone to his dad so he can speak to the soldier, I spoke with his dad and he told me to give the phone to the soldier (we were still in the bus going to ikeja) my dad friend was speaking to the soldier and the soldier hung up the call and switched my phone off, he ordered me to give my iPhone to him as well and i oblige, people in the bus started staring and there was an old woman signaling to me at the back sit to beg the soldier, i was begging him and he land me a heavy slap.


I don't want to write too much because of my readers.

He later said we should go to MUSHIN maybe he can buy the stuff there. from OSHODI he called a bike man beside enterprise bank in a small filling station there, he spoke to the guy and the guy agreed to take us. (before we got to the filling station, i saw RRS police van and 5 policemen stationed along the road, i wanted to tell them to help me, but i remember what happened about 2 years ago when some policemen arrest me after showing them my work ID. i tried to call another policeman we met along the road to help me and he told me i am stupid, he said i should settle my scores with those policemen and i should not call him)

The bike man carried us, we passed ilupeju, onipanu, jibowu, yaba and sabo. after few minutes ride from SABO he ordered the bike man to stop, he gave me 200 to buy him recharge card that he wants to call someone who was flashing him (someone was actually flashing him) he pointed to a recharge card vendor across the express, i told him i cant go there that he should use my nokia torch light phone or my iPhone because i have credit in them both. he kicked me in the stomach before i could say jack he jumped on the bike and they zoomed off. i run after the bike and could not catch up.

Before he ran away with my phones, i had been capturing him when we alighted at OSHODI-OKE. he didnt know i am still having a blackberry in my pocket. thanks to God the blackberry didnt ring througout that time. i was even wondering why it didnt ring because its my hotline. i videoed him 3 times and i add to hide the phone at the back of bottled water bottle i bought along the road. the videos are here with me now. i need help about it, i want the video to go viral, i want the guy/thief to be seen throughout where internet spans. I called my 2 phones immediately after he ran with the bike man, the nokia phone was off but the iPhone was still on. i text him and let him know that i videoed him, i threatened him that i will post the videos online and what happened to the police offer who asked for a bribed early this month will happen to him. he didnt call back or text back. i told him to meet me at sabo for negotiation but he didnt turn up.

please i need help, even i can retrive my phone i want to disgrace the man, i will love to see him jailed or killed. i wont even pity him at all.

P.S: Dont mind my errors in typing, i am rushing as i am typing this and i dont even proof read it. thanks y'all

Edit**** i take snapshots of the video from my phone screen, the last picture here is when the guy was peeing along ikeja-oshodi road


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRlthbFCqyo

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Business / Re: When A Bank Shuts Down by desperatem(m): 2:19pm On Aug 04, 2013
^^^Thanks so much for your contribution. I really appreciate it. My mind is at rest now.
Business / When A Bank Shuts Down by desperatem(m): 10:14pm On Jul 31, 2013
Hi Enlightened peepz of Nairaland. please i want your enlightenment about a mind troubling issue. its about BANKS. what will happen to the customer of a bank when that bank shuts down? just like what happened to intercontinental bank and Oceanic bank.

1. will their money be gone?

2. what happened to those who buy there stocks and those who had a fixed deposits there?

3. What caused the shut down? (i heard they didn't meet some CBN requirement)

4. What bank is likely to shut down in the nearest future too?

The reason why i am so concerned is because i want to do some business with fidelity bank. i want to fixed 300 thousand Naira there till next year (a banker at fidelity bank told me its maximum of 3 months) so i plan to redo another 3 months fixed deposit as soon as the first one ends. I was about opening an account with them when a friend told me that what if they shut down just like oceanic bank? i had a rethink and i halt the move for now till i have some Infos concerning banks shutting down and the fate of their customers. please i need urgent replies. thanks in advance


PS: I was too busy and lost in the world when oceanic and intercontinental bank shut down, hence i dont know what went wrong with them or what they did wrong.

MODS AND SUPER MODS, FRONT PAGE THINGS, I NEED URGENT CONTRIBUTIONS. NAGODE!
Phones / Trying To Register An Apple ID by desperatem(m): 5:12pm On Jul 10, 2013
Done smiley
Phones / Re: Please Help; Strange Things On My New Bold 5 (9900) by desperatem(m): 3:14pm On Jan 16, 2013
^^^thanks so much for the comment. Do yo think they will change the fone for me? They have already unlocked it for me.
Phones / Please Help; Strange Things On My New Bold 5 (9900) by desperatem(m): 1:06pm On Jan 16, 2013
I just bought a brandnew bold 5 on monday and I was given a 5 days warranty. The fone is ROGERS wireless. I love the phone but there are somethings that makes me wonder if the phone is good or not

*it show H+ instead of 3G
*the letter (U) botton requires muscles before it works (hard press)
*i was using a bold 2 before and I still have an active BIS sbscription. When I use the sim on this bold 5 some applications does not work (facebook, twitter, yahoo messenger) its says "yo are currently on a plan that does not support this application"
*it bring H+ yet it does not open any page even google. It only bbm that works (I use mtn network)

I need your contributions fast before its too late (I want to return this phone before its too late)
Do you think they will replace the phone for me cos it was unlocked for me there when I paid for the phone.

Abeg I no wan waste money. Mod I will appreciate if this can get on the FP for faster comment from NL'ders
Phones / Re: Have You Ever Watched Youtube Video On Your Blackberry Phone? by desperatem(m): 1:57pm On Sep 16, 2012
^^^wow! I dunno, don't for sharing.
Phones / Re: Have You Ever Watched Youtube Video On Your Blackberry Phone? by desperatem(m): 12:32pm On Sep 16, 2012
amblors: If you don't credit on ur fone then its not going to work.
You mean i cannot watch youtube video on my  even with BIS? I always subscribe for a month on my  and i have never been able to watch any youtube video.

Excelboi: Op and anyother person it worked for, please indicate cos that what have been using to download videos from youtube (all youtube videos are in MOKLIP)! Anyhelp don't hesitate to ask. cool

Thanks brova. I really appreciate it
Phones / Re: Have You Ever Watched Youtube Video On Your Blackberry Phone? by desperatem(m): 9:37am On Sep 16, 2012
^^^Yeah its enabled. Do you watches youtube video on your fone

Phones / Have You Ever Watched Youtube Video On Your Blackberry Phone? by desperatem(m): 3:37am On Sep 16, 2012
I have been using blackberry smart phone for years and i have never been able to watch any youtube video on my phone. I have tried it several time but it just couldn't stream the video. I thought its MTN's fault so i subscribe on my etisalat it still the same. So this got me wondering if blackberry can be used to view/watch youtube video.
Forum Games / Re: Scrabble by desperatem(m): 8:55am On Sep 08, 2012
^^^ DAUGHTER
Health / Re: All You Need To Know About Herbs by desperatem(m): 6:19am On Sep 08, 2012
Is there any herbs for weight increment? I weighs 63 kg since 2 years ago. There was a day we check our weights and i was surprised to see my friend's younger bro weigh 70 plus. I'm so concerned now. Please do you have any herbs i can take?

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