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That was the only song JJC did that was accepted in Nigeria, according DJs and media outlets in Nigeria they pay less attention to Nigerian Singers who live abroad, JJC have released some head scratching singles that I would never play and despite the fact that they are based in UK people like Dbanj, 9ice, P Square or Terry still have bigger market share in UK

D most sensible comment so far. If truly jjc didn't cheat don baba how come none of the mohit crew feature in one of the remix awoo?

@me2012
Nope, i have not started the urine therapy because i am kinda busy right now. I will start it as soon as i am on leave because you have to dedicate time for it. i.e Less work, long rest, eat once daily, take natural juice.

@Johnsinnia
Yeah he is actually died, he died of urine therapy, he wanted to go wide so he drank one lady urine, unfortunately for him the lady is HIV positive

Lesson: if you are practicing urine therapy and you notice its not working for you, please don't drink someone's else urine o

I am in P.H just leaving for lagos. i will call you as soon as i reach lag.

Wow! How much is it? Can you gimme your email addy?

Bro how efficient is your drug? Is there any testimony from staph patient? How much is the drug? Where is your location?

@OP why does the price varies? What is the difference between the stuff. I know it can't last up to 20 hrs but can it at least run for 9-10 hrs?

Three tortoise friends: Mick, Andy and Roy, decided to go on a picnic. Mick packed the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches. The trouble was that the picnic site was ten miles away; so it took them ten days to get there.When they got there Mick unpacked the food and drinks. "Ok Roy give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it" Mick gets worried,He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?" No, Andy didn't bring it too. So they're stucked ten miles away from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy begged Roy to go back for it. But he refused as he said they will eat all the sandwiches b4 he comes back.After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, Roy finally agreed to go and get d bottle opener. So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace, 20 days passed and he wasn't back and Mick and Andy were starving, but they have to keep their promise. Another 5 days and he still wasnt back, but a promise is a promise.Finally, 30days went by and they couldnt take it any longer so they took out a sandwich each, and just as they were about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts: "I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT GOING!

if i call someone with the SIM will it display U.S number on the receiver's phone? how do i recharge it? how much is the minimum recharge if there is any? how much does the sim cost? how soon can i get it if i buy one. waiting for your reply

I want to be able to call U.S and Canada and probably one or two Asia countries. is there any software that can do that? a friend told me skype does that but i am not sure how true is it because i don't see him use it

@phemmy, thanks for the reply, though its late. You said it would cost me 66k to get a wacom bamboo tablet. But the actual price for the item is $180.00 which is equivalent to 29,000 naira how come the price is so high? Reply soon. Thanks.

For those of you waiting for cheaptins reply, wait no more, cos mr. Cheaptins is dead and gone, may his gentle soul rest in peace.

@phemmy, why are you not replying my post?

@phemmy, how much will a wacom drawing tablet cost, and how long will it get to nigeria? Need it urgently

Wait o, is seun a man or woman? Cos dat name na unisex.

How i wish say na naija presido kick bucket men e for good wella

^^^ i meant to say if i see someone else poo (shit on d road of lagos, shit on railways) its irritates me that i won't be able to eat cos i will keep remembering it ;(

PS: are you a comedian? Your reply above is damn funny

lilkech: in those years in lagos anytime we saw cattle eaglets flying in the sky we would raise our hands to them and wave our fingers furiously while singing something like "se-ke-le-ke, se-ke-le-ke sometin sometin" and just like magic by the time the birds fly by we would have white streaks in most of our finger nails.


This one works 100%


feel free to quote me

Ha guy u self don tay o you remind me of those days of leke leke bami leke. It works 100% that time, i dunno if it still work though

It was last year. I foretold my gf 31st march dat i will go to ijoko d following day (april 1st) i foretold her on purpose so she would believe any story i give her on april fools day.

On april 1 i stand in front of a power standing fan which was blowing like mad, i then call her and said i am on bike on my way to ijoko, as we were talking i shouted yeah!!! And she was asking what was that, immediately after the shouting i played a pre recorded crash sound in my dec. To form a accident scene. I then bared my fone from incoming calls using *33*0000#

Men when i reach home later that night, i decided to check on her and tell her it was april fool, behold d girl as been admitted in a hospital it took 2 weeks before she could forgive me and her parents warned me against such expensive joke

Seun why don't u consider white for the background and mid-grays for the header? There are lots of cool color man, i.e cool blue, green. Abeg this site now look amateurish

i barely log out nl on my smartphone. Early this morning after reading some news on nl i decide to go back to the homepage maybe new topics will have been posted. As i clicked on niaraland forum i noticed this great change, the color scheme is now showing dark gold, dark violet and some colors i have never seen before. Am i the only seeing this or uncle seun is at work again? I would like to know if its an error so i will know next step

Tonight 12:30 a.m to 3:30 a.m cosmo rays entering earth from mars. So switch off your mobile at night. Don't keep your cell with you & put it away while you are sleeping because they are quite dangerous rays
NASA BBC NEWS
Plz pass to dear ones

I received the above message from a friend on blackberry messenger. He said he heard it on bbc news i dunno how true it is. I just want to share it anyway

I have still not got the money, d guys who posted there email address here are not replying to emails.

Well, i asked the question cos i don't know how i got infected. I was trying to figure out the cause of the symptoms so i remembered the days of swimming in dirty pond when i was 13/14. I am sorry if i am not making sense, i am just trying to know what's wrong so i can know what to treat

@mrbrownjay

Thanks for the post. I have not heard of any of d infections u listed. Does any of those infections relates to my symptoms?

I use to swim in a pond before, the pond gets its water
from a river about 10 kilometer away. Initially i
didn't want to swim in the pond because
people swim, do laundry and do dirty things in
the river which the pond got its water from,
but some elderly women said the water will be
as clean as new before it got to the pond, they
said it a nature. That was year 2000.
About 7 years ago i started seeing some
symptom but i never knew what it was. I spit
frequently, get irritated with any dirty things,
if i a poo i won't eat throughout that day, i
hate seeing someone that has a big wound
(alms beggers) i hate seeing slowpoke, i have
acnes on my face, something vibrates in my
body (it doesn't move) i am slim compared to
my kid days, i had mouth odor but it has gone
automatically, my hair is not growing longer its
barely 1 inch since 8 month ago. I have never
Were Intimate when i started seeing the
symptoms cos i was 14-yr-old then. I am still
infected till now though no more mouth odour
since the past 3 yrs. Please help my life. I want
to be free, this thing is depriving me of my
youthful days cos i am just 22

Wow this made me remember though. I use to swim in a pond before, the pond gets its water from a river about 10 kilometer away. Initially i didn't want to swim in the pond because people swim, do laundry and do dirty things in the river which the pond got its water from, but some elderly women said the water will be as clean as new before it got to the pond, they said it a nature. That was year 2000.

About 7 years ago i started seeing some symptom but i never knew what it was. I spit frequently, get irritated with any dirty things, if i a poo i won't eat throughout that day, i hate seeing someone that has a big wound (alms beggers) i hate seeing slowpoke, i have acnes on my face, something vibrates in my body (it doesn't move) i am slim compared to my kid days, i had mouth odor but it has gone automatically, my hair is not growing longer its barely 1 inch since 8 month ago. I have never had sex when i started seeing the symptoms cos i was 14-yr-old then. I am still infected till now though no more mouth odour since the past 3 yrs. Please help my life. I want to be free, this thing is depriving me of my youthful days cos i am just 22

D guy joystick is too big for d girl punny, it gives her pains instead of pleasure that why d call seek divorce because she doenst want to die young

^^^Do you loan money to people? How much interest will 100k accrue? I said in my previous post that i am a freelance graphic artist for this reason i cannot deposit my laptop because that is what i use for my work. Btw why can't people talk on here cos it seems they are not reading the email i sent to them talkless of replying

What's going on? People drop there email address and ask me to email them so we could talk, but none of them are replying ever since i sent them a message

erniewhez: if u hav a shop or a place where u operate ur business, a valid/recent utility bill, mode of identification dt is national passport or national id card, a willing guarantor, then approach amfb, accion micro finance bank

Yeah i have an office at ogba retail market, lagos. And my business is registered with C.A.C. I have recent bill and also a guarantor. But i dunno amfb i have never sighted them. Can you give me there location?