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Family / Re: Mother Of Quadruplets Shaves Numbers On Their Hair To Identify Them by desperatem(m): 7:16pm On Sep 07, 2012
I thought they said chinese are allowed to have just one child. That government will cease one if any citizen bear twins #PopulationControl
Travel / Re: Weirdest Ways To Identify A Nigerian Abroad by desperatem(m): 10:10am On Sep 03, 2012
Nigerians have a certain look? Just like Chinese/asians have theres? Does that means we look alike to the chinese and other countries?

Well i don't believe that cos nigerians look varies. Some have big nose, flat nose, pointed nose, wide nose, big forehead, chubby and different heights unlike chinese with small eyes (always seems they are sleeping) short and fine hair. Besides ghanians and nigerians looks alike just that ghanians are more dark
Music/Radio / Re: 17 Nominations For Nigeria In ChannelO MVA 2012 by desperatem(m): 12:38pm On Sep 02, 2012
Ileke-IdI:
LOTS of them are in Yoruba and/or by Yorubas lipsrsealed

Ewww, who listens to Yoruba-fied music? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

We hate anything Yoruba, up Flavour (even though Tiwa, a Yoruba woman) got you the nomination. Igbo kwenu!!

I think those yorubas condemning Ileke-idi don't understand the motive behind her comment. She mean the opposite of what she wrote, that's why she typed "up Flavour (even
though Tiwa, a Yoruba woman)" she is trying to provoke our igbo brothers.
Politics / Re: Where Can I Get A National ID Card? by desperatem(m): 10:06am On Sep 01, 2012
Yeah, how long does it take? My neighbor told me 6 months shocked
Politics / Where Can I Get A National ID Card? by desperatem(m): 7:17am On Sep 01, 2012
Hey guys, does anyone know where and how much will it cost me to get a national ID card?

I'm tired of calling my drawee each time I'm issued a cheque and they forget to write "pay with my company's ID" on the back of the cheque.

I'm tired of seeing pay with so so ID card on the back of the issued cheque.

Abeg, sensible comments only
Properties / I Need A Room Self Contain @iyana Ipaja, Egbeda And Environ by desperatem(m): 3:39pm On Aug 15, 2012
I need it urgently. A standard room self contained apartment.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Design A Logo For Me And Win N5000..... by desperatem(m): 1:46pm On Aug 10, 2012
The OP is funny. He thinks 5000 is a huge money for a logo designer. The guy think say designers are beggar. Thank God we are not
Education / Crazy Math by desperatem(m): 4:30pm On Aug 09, 2012
Maths is crazy>=) I wants to buy a fone for 50k, so I borrowed 25k frm mum and 25 frm dad. Wen I went to buy d fone, I bought it for 45k meaning I am left wit 5k, I gave 1k back to my mom nd 1k to my dad, I am now left with 3k. Now I owe my parent 24k each. now 24+24 =48k + 3k (which I hav left)=51k now where did dat xtra 1k' came from since I only had 50k Answer now and get a recharge cardwink
Education / Re: What Is The English Term For "Osuka"? by desperatem(m): 3:20pm On Aug 01, 2012
Thanks for the response. Head gear is "gele" not osuka.

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Education / What Is The English Term For "Osuka"? by desperatem(m): 10:21am On Aug 01, 2012
Osuka is a yoruba term for a piece of cloth or anything (usually folded) used to support ones head before carrying water or heavy object on the head.

Wondering if there is english term for it.

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Technology Market / Re: Original USB Flash Drives Available 4 Sale. 2GB Price N800 by desperatem(m): 11:14pm On Jul 24, 2012
@seguneze how can we hook up? I called u tonight u said u r at igando. I thought u hav an office at ikeja. Where can we meet apart from igando?
Jokes Etc / Laugh It Off #contemporaryjoke by desperatem(m): 9:29pm On Jul 23, 2012
She holds it with her hand and tries to put it into the hole but it wouldn't penetrate, then she licks it with her tongue to make it wet and stand firm. She then tries to put it in again and this time it enters smoothly.... its not what you think?? ....... she's just trying to fix a thread in a needle, may God forgive your mind,what were u thinking
Ahahahahaahahaaha grin
Technology Market / Re: Original USB Flash Drives Available 4 Sale. 2GB Price N800 by desperatem(m): 9:00am On Jul 19, 2012
Jblo: I have original 8gb for 2k5 call 08023968288,08068930553


Can it go for 2k? Are u in lagos?
Health / Re: Urine Therapy - Perfect Cure for all Sickness by desperatem(m): 8:34am On Jul 18, 2012
@me2012
Thanks for coming back on the thread to share your experience. Well to me, i think urine therapy cannot cure staph. It can cure other diseases and infection but staph is too strong to be cured by just urine.

Concerning the coconut oil, will you be licking the oil or rubbing it on your body? Where will you get the coconut oil or is it the same with adin agbon?
Health / Re: Does Eating Groundnut Causes Pimples? by desperatem(m): 8:29pm On Jul 17, 2012
Thanks for the response.
Health / Does Eating Groundnut Causes Pimples? by desperatem(m): 6:32pm On Jul 16, 2012
I have been hearing it since i was a kid. Yet i still eat it smiley but honestly i do have pimples on my face but am not so sure if eating groundnut is the cause. I tried to desist from it but the longest i can go is 2 weeks. I can't go on for a month without eating peanut. Doctors in the house, does groundnut causes pimple?
Properties / Re: A Room Self Contain At Oke Koto, Amoo Agege @5k Per Month by desperatem(m): 6:40pm On Jul 15, 2012
^^Nope i don't have any at the location you mention
Properties / Re: Advice Pls!!! I Already Paid For An Apartment Now I Want A Refund by desperatem(m): 12:43pm On Jul 15, 2012
Am not sure if commission will be refunded. I hope you have let them know your motive?
Properties / Re: A Room Self Contain At Oke Koto, Amoo Agege @5k Per Month by desperatem(m): 12:30pm On Jul 15, 2012
Its still available. Decent environment and they have 18 hrs of light here everyday
Properties / A Room Self Contain At Oke Koto, Amoo Agege @5k Per Month by desperatem(m): 7:26pm On Jul 14, 2012
Gone
Technology Market / Re: Starcomms Izap For Sale! by desperatem(m): 6:39pm On Jun 22, 2012
Still available
Technology Market / Starcomms Izap For Sale! by desperatem(m): 11:08am On Jun 22, 2012
Izap internet modem for sale @6k
Health / Where Can One Get An Acidophylus by desperatem(m): 11:07am On Jun 21, 2012
Where can i get it in lagos or any yogurt that contains large amount of acidophylus.
Jokes Etc / Psychologist Vs. Lawyer.......enjoy by desperatem(m): 5:52pm On Jun 15, 2012
A guy asked a girl in a library; "Do you mind if I sit beside you". The girl answered with a loud voice I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!". All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him "I study psychology and i know what a man is thinking, I guess u felt embarrassed right?
The guy with a loud voice said "5000 Naira JUST FOR ONE NIGHT HABA THAT'S TOO MUCH Ooo!!! and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears "I study law and I know how to make someone feel guilty.
Technology Market / For Fingerlins, Juvenile Or Table Size Catfish******* by desperatem(m): 9:01am On Jun 14, 2012
Contact me if you need fingerlins, post fingerlins, juvenile or table size catfish. I am based in lagos. I offer training as well. Thanks
Technology Market / Re: 32GB (3G) Apple Ipad For Sale!!! by desperatem(m): 8:27am On Jun 14, 2012
Sold smiley thanks for your patronage.
Technology Market / Re: Playstation 2 for sale by desperatem(m): 8:23am On Jun 14, 2012
What about the small ps 2 console? Btw has it been opened before? Can it play original ps 2 disc?
Education / Re: What Influenced Your Choice Of Course In School? by desperatem(m): 1:16pm On Jun 12, 2012
mikron: wanted to study Economics but opt for Fine and applied Arts in Ahmadu Bello univ. (ABU) Zaria. Its a God given talent. Dont want to waste it. My personal choice. Majoring in painting

Pls can you gimme your email address? I want to ask you some question concerning applied art course
Technology Market / Re: Playstation 2 for sale by desperatem(m): 6:12pm On Jun 11, 2012
How much is big play station 2? Console only
Technology Market / Re: 32GB (3G) Apple Ipad For Sale!!! by desperatem(m): 3:45pm On Jun 11, 2012
Still available with complete accessories

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