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Who is doing the selling/who is he buying from? Whose inheritance is it by the way, who owns the moon??

Eyaa! She hugged him and he lost his senses!! Maybe we should warn these kids to stop hugging grandpa so stops losing his senses.
Grandpa sorry e, when and if you eventually come out, we will ensure she does not hug you again.

Ipata agbalagba!

I cannot believe our own NA is expending energy replying to Kanu's threat when we have an embarrassing war going on in the North.

How can I come for inspection? I'm interested.

Nice ride. I'm offering 300k, if ok then we talk.

Jakeattah:
Deep

Very deep

1.9. I pick it up weekend.

What if the babe dies a day after the guy was caned. Will the babe family replace or the guy goes for another round of shiro?

You can post or email your phone number.

Your phone number.

Pls can I see more pics

moscobabs:
No wonder!!!

I will be dashing police money henceforth

Yea, me too.

Ifediba don hammer. God bless your hustle my nigger.

If the owner can take 1.5m, Pls Holla me. I am interested in any Mercedes product not later than 1980. Must be clean though.

TPound:
possible causes
1.) shocks
2.) twisted tyre
3.) village people.

Solution.

1.) have a competent mechanic check it out if its okay.. ( front ones ooo)

2.) have a professional Vulcanizer check the tyres to see if it has loops.

3.) pacify them.

You are very funny sir. Answer is non of the above, I have changed all 4 tyres since this problem started and done countless wheel balancing to no avail. Not village people either.

Hello guys. I have this 06 Toyota Avalon, a sweet car but the car vibrates whenever I press the acceleration. For 2 years now I have tried various mechanics but non is able to detect talk more of fixing the problem.
Is there any specialist here in Lagos who can help out?

This is the masses way of passing a vote of no confidence on their government.

Can we do a swap deal?

One of the best write-ups I've seen on our social media of recent. As usual, this truth will be avoided by the uninformed combatants. And the cycle continues.

If he did not want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.

So this is what we have been reduced to, reporting the sighting of our own president as if we are reporting the sighting of the moon during Ramadan.

Op, with you, I'll be darned if I sleep with my clothes on.

Somebody brought up an issue that deserves an intellectual discourse by so-called youths but what do you get? Typical response from an average Nigeria youth. The issue is not what Oby was or was not rather it is about what she felt is a tragi-comedic governance that has mortgaged the youth, reducing them to cheering spectators in a process they should be stakeholders and the least act of decency would have been some sense of outrage but then ...................I am not surprised however, it will be surprising if this does not degenerate to the usual tribal show of shame.

Okafor's law being proven.

Of course it exists but not many will admit it. It is strictly business, no strings attached. The lady takes care of the guy's sexual needs and the guy takes care of her financial/other needs as may be agreed on the terms of contract. So if 2 consenting adults feel they can have such a symbiotic relationship, they have what is called a no strings attached relationship.

@Op, I have been wondering.........I had to go through your previous posts and ..bingo!!
For all who remember the story of Calabar, wicked stepdad and the cry for help.
You guessed right, GLAMOURED. Now check to see the similarities between Glamoured and lisababey.
Also check the date he/she registered.

Have you tried starting something on your own, no matter how small. Do you have a passion for something?

Op actually meant 10000. Pls that was a typo. Our apologies for the typo.

BrainnewsNg:
It is well with the poor

You are a rare breed. I thought I was the only one who noticed that 'confessional' statement. That sentence summarises what the politicians think of the youth, however, subsequent responses on this thread gives you the impression the so-called youths deserve what they are getting.

frenchwine:
This ur comment summarises the mindset of today's youth, intellectual marasmus. I bet you'd rather have threads on boobs and snakes and celebrity wannabes and pointless political arguements becos they epp you.
No offense broh, no offense

Your next bottle is on me. You just took the word out of my mouth.

I need a male pure breed gsd not more than 10 weeks old. Will be happier if it is a slant back. I am Lagos based.

Merry Xmas to all Nairalanders. May we all live to celebrate same next year.