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cavi:
Sure the charging port had been changed.
Done everything , changed the inbuilt battery, charged it while it's switched off, still discharges.

The picture below is how your charging port looks like. Notice that it has 5 terminals. The GND, the DP, the DM, the VBUS and the last one.
The GND and the VBUS are required for charging the phone while all 4 of the terminals are required to connect the phone to a pc.

If the GND or the VBUS are not well connected to the phone motherboard, then the phone may not charge, fake charge, discharge or even get hot.

If any of the 4 terminals (GND, DP, DM, VBUS) is not well connected to the to the motherboard, a computer cannot recognize the phone.

Now try this. Connect your phone to a computer and see if the computer will recognize the phone. If it does not, then change the charging port again, it was not well done.
If the computer recognize your phone, then wait if it will charge it properly. If it does not also, still the fault of the charging port. Change it again.

For your sake. I have edited the image below.

cavi:
Pls bro, my tecno l8 discharges when plugged in, i av taken it to an engineer they couldn't get it to work .
Pls get back to me, i am counting on it

Have they changed the charging port before? If you have not tried different chargers and USB cables, then do so. Change the battery too if you have another battery. Turn the phone off when charging and note the difference. Let me know after you have tried these.

OHIsIManuEL:
aleeady solved the problem by uninstalling babel fonts, you might want to note that

Thanks for getting back

just2endowed:
Alright thanks. Can u recommend any engineer in CV

Try CarlCare. Its right there in your phone

just2endowed:
Yes am ready to learn

This is a little complex and I will not recommend you do this by yourself. Please contact a technician.

slimjohn2k5:
My Tecno w5 started slow charging, after changing the charging port chip, its network reception became low, unless i am close to a mast i cannot get network, the technician come spoil my screen join.

please how much is both the full screen( touchpad and display) and to fix the network issue?

Sorry for the problem you ran into with your w5. If you are fortunate, the network might work after a proper fix. But really, network problems are hard to solve. Is an part for the phone casing broken or is the phone loosely screwed? The network antenna for tecno w5 is attached to the casing and if the casing is not tight, you may have this network problem.

As for the screen and touchpad, I don't know how much it cost, it may cost you a around 10k+ est.

If you need mare help, experts from http://forum.deviceteck.com will be happy to help.
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OHIsIManuEL:
have you been able to solve the problem, I'm having the same problem on camon c9, Bluetooth con join ontop

Factory reset your phone. This post is about tecno c9 problems and their solutions. It should help http://deviceteck.com/blog/2017/05/08/tecno-camon-c9-problems-fix/

JandyJ:
Do U Av Tecno 8h Screen And Caliberator?

I don't sell screen and touchpads. I only provide repair solutions to technicians in case they run into trouble when repairing phones. If you are a technician check out some solutions here http://deviceteck.com/263-2/

walesho:
I confirmed the price at carlcare they said #11800

That Is way too expensive. Maybe it includes the screen and touchpad. But still too expensive.

just2endowed:
Can u fix tecno N3 audio problems and usb port?

It can be fixed. If you re a technician, I can show you detailed diagram on how to fix it like the pictures above.
If you are not a technician, then consider contacting one to solve the problem. Most likely, the speaker is bad.

walesho:
How much is Techno L8plus screen

It depends on your location. It should be around 4k

Hardware solutions for all tecno phones, infinix phones, Itel phones are now available at http://forum.deviceteck.com
Download free jumper images for any problem. If not available kindly ask for help and solutions will be provided quickly. Also included is motherboard (panel) pictures in full HD. For all the engineers in the house, this is something that will help us all.

Memetou:
good day and thank you for accepting me as part of this family.i have a tecno w5 like who charges but does not accummulate energy.i have change several chargeurs but no change.how can you help me

Read this post, it should help http://deviceteck.com/blog/2017/05/13/tecno-phone-charging-problem-fix/
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lovewins:
my Techno Droidpad 8d hotspot isn't coming on for over a month. when I put it on, it stays for a few seconds then suddenly goes off. kindly assist.

Try reseting the phone to factory default. This should solve the problem. Remember to back up.
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NewOrleans:
MY GIONEE M5 says "can't play this
video" pls assist

It could be that your Gionee m5 does not support the video format (extension). Have you tried different video extensions before? Like MP4, 3GP, FLV, MPEG etc. Have you tried reseting the phone to factory default before?
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Last night, my next door neighbor who is seriously sick called me and told me she wants to call a native doctor to heal her. I told her it was wrong to do so, but she already made up her mind. Few minutes later, the native doctor arrived her house and told her that her sickness is incurable but can be transfered to another person. She quickly accepted that her disease be transfered. The native doctor then did some incantations and told her that if anybody comes to her house and she tell the person "tar", the sickness will immediately transfer into the person. Then the native doctor hurriedly left the house. Few seconds later, the native doctor remembered that he did not collect the money my neighbor was supposed to pay him, so he had to return. Meanwhile, My neighbor had already position her chair directly opposite the entrance door to her house to tell the first person to come....READ COMPLETE JOKE HERE https:///0Mdjap

All Tecno phones now have their repair solutions online with pictures. I am not permitted to post a link here otherwise I would have done so.
Included are some Itel phones hardware solution, Lenovo and Some Chinese phones.
If you want the hardware connection solution to any Tecno phones, whether android or key[ad phones, let me know. It is free and no conditions attached.
https://obruche.com/2020/02/28/tecno-phones-problems-and-solutions/
Here are some examples.

I fell in love with a girl called Amanda, but don’t have the guts to ask her out. So I went to see a native doctor popularly called “Baba”.

All he demanded from me was 1-month internet data subscription money which I paid and he gave me a ring called ‘Touch and Follow’.

He said, “All I need to do is touch her with this ring and she will follow.” I was excited because that was pretty easy.

The next day, when she was passing, I created a scene just to draw her attention and touched her like it was a mistake. I was expecting her to follow me, but she didn’t, rather she moved on and was pressing her phone.

I was disappointed and went home. On getting home, I checked my phone and saw 9 notifications showing Amanda Paul is now following me on Twitter, Instagram, Keek, Badoo, Viber, sent me a friend request on Facebook, sent me a message on Whatsapp and 2go.

I called Baba immediately to inform him and he replied me, “My son, we’ve upgraded, everything is now digital! Bye to rural village, welcome to the global village. That was why I did not ask for a cock, the brain of a mosquito, a vulture’s eye and groundnut oil but one month internet data to keep me online.

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Teacher : You this stupic boy. you are late again.

Akpos : Anty I beg no vex ma.

Teacher : Why did you come late to school?

Akpos : As I dey come for road, I come see one woman wey dey find her #1,000 for inside park.

Teacher : Oh. I see why you are late. As a good boy, hope you helped her find the money? I trust you on that.

Akpors : Teacher, I dey craze? Abi na me match the money for ground make them for no fit see am.

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I know lots of guys will fail. Only the girls will do better. Wish my mom is using social media, I am sure she will win this test. OK. Make we start.
Here is the test.

1. Name the food
2. Tell us the ingredients
3. Tell us how to cook it

10 min for all 3 questions. your time starts now.

Tips: You can use the help here https:///e45eWW

Simple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

orunto27:
He's a Fulani Herdsman.
Under him, Southern Traditional Rulers who don't agree are arrested and clamped into detentions without mercy.
20 citizens of Ile Ife were abducted 500 miles away from their homes Abacha style and in violation of their constitutional rights.
etcetera etcetera.

I think those southern traditional rulers are being arrested as a result of corrupt practice. But the problem is that this corruption fighting is one sided. Or is fighting corruption not a good thing?

Luckylife:
total failure on his campaign promises because the little Nigerians would have give him pass mark on security have be bastardized by his nonchalant attitude on terrorist Fulani herdsmen killings .

You are right. But security would gone worse especially in the case of boko haram if the president has not intervened. Don't you think so?

*S M A R T K I D*

Dad: who do you like more, Mum or Dad?

Child: Both

Dad: Ok, if I go to UK and your Mum goes to America, where will you go?

Child: America…

Dad: that shows you love your Mum more?

Child: No, it shows i love America more than UK.

Dad: Ok, if I go to America and your Mum goes to UK, where will you go?

Child: UK

Dad: replied angrily, why?

Child: haha, why the anger? I choose UK because I have been to America before.

Dad: When did you go to America?

Child: During the first question

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During the 2015 presidential election, his campaign agenda was mainly on fighting corruption. Right from the time of his military rule, he has been known as a disciplined ruler. Regarding this, Deviceteck stated: "About 500 politicians, officials and businessmen were said to have been jailed for corruption in 12 months during his military government.

Despite this, many still believe that he is corrupt and has no experience in governance. One prove to support their claims is that the country is in recession.

What do you think Of president Buhari's government? Please comment below

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We all know that Nigeria is not making much progress in terms of productions. This has hindered employment all over the country. However, we are Nigerians and we must survive. The biggest mistake one can make it to think that education will help secure are decent job in this country. No. Not in this country. We must stand on our own and not depend on the government of the day or on secular job opportunities that may fail when there is still sunshine.

Does this mean that we should not go to school again? Again no. Not at all. School is light. That is it and that's simple. I intend to put something more sophisticated here to help all take actions that will secure a better future. Unfortunately, I don't have sufficient battery on my laptop at this time. Whatever the case may be, see some products we can make in Nigeria and still earn decent funds at the end of the day.

FOOTHWARES ROCKS IN THE NIGERIA MARKET
I know some shoe makers that amend shoes and bags in places that are not too good. However, after upgrading to making shoes, belts, sandals, and bags, they turn their ugly shops to a very pretty looking office. If this can put money in your pocket, why not learn to design professional shoes for men and women and make money. There is no location in the country where shoes are not sold.

PROFESSIONAL FURNITURE MAKING.
Before writing this post I did some research and during the research work, I found the pictures below. See how pretty that kitchen cabinet is. A fellow Nigerian made it and obviously not for free. It makes complete sense that...http://deviceteck.com/blog/2017/03/22/list-products-made-nigeria/

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An Igbo man who makes caskets was going to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. 9ja Police with their wahala saw him and wanted to extort money off him so they challenged him.

"Come! where u dey carry dat thing go?"

Trust Igbo man, na him replied, "I no like the place where dem bury me so i dey try relocate, " :

Omo! see as Olopa tear race ‎​​  ‎​  .=))

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ChristianFreedo:
[color=#800000]Jehovah’s Witnesses in the Camps[/color]

There is yet another issue which the heads of the sect like to bring up often to glorify themselves – the conduct of sect’s members in concentration camps. Let’s see what they themselves say: [color=#0000ff]“Yes, history reveals that “Jehovah’s Witnesses” have always shown love for their fellowman, even in the face of intense pressure.”(50) “Out of love of neighbor —cell-mate, barracks-mate, camp-mate — the witnesses shared not only their spiritual food but also whatever physical food they had.”[/color] (51)

Was that really the case?

The noted psychoanalyst, and himself a concentration camp survivor, Bruno Bettelheim in his famous book 'The Informed Heart' describes 'Jehovah’s Witnesses' as very aloof and set apart from the social life of the camp. (52) Not exactly a picture of “sharing spiritual and physical food.”

That’s how 'The Encyclopedia of the Holocaust' describes the behavior of members of the sect in the camps: “… they refused to cooperate with other illegal political groups, to try to escape or to rebel against SS… in the end the SS exploited this unusual behavior of the 'Bible Students'” for their own benefit. For example, by the orders of Heinrich Himmler, they were allowed to gather mushrooms and fruits outside the camps, because there was no danger of them trying to run away or to attack members of the SS. As a result of this policy change by SS, the conditions of “Bible Students” in the camps improved."(32)

The truth is that the moral conduct of 'Jehovah’s Witnesses' in the camps did not differ from conduct of other non-Jewish prisoners – some of them behaved like human beings and others not at all. This is how they are described in a book 'Face to Face with Nazis – fighters tell their story' (published by the 'Association of Invalids of War on Nazism' in cooperation with 'Yad Vashem') by a Jew who was together with them in the concentration camps: “In the camps in Poland they did not always behave according to their teachings. They served the cruel Nazi enemy very well with everything connected to murdering the Jews.” (53)

The writer of these lines could not have known what were the teachings of the sect. If he had known, he would’ve understood that they behave totally “according to the teachings.”

Rudolf Hess, commandant of Auschwitz, in his book of memoirs 'The Commandant of Auschwitz Testifies' describes the faith and behavior of several female members of 'Jehovah’s Witnesses', who worked as faithful servants of SS officers in Auschwitz: “The strange thing was that all of them were convinced that causing suffering to the Jews and killing them was justified, because their ancestors betrayed God.” (54)

In light of all the citations mentioned above, we’re not at all surprised.

[color=#800000]Attitude of Jehovah’s Witnesses to Zionism and the State of Israel[/color]

Professor Yona Malachy in his definitive work 'American Fundamentalism and Israel', dealing with the relationship of Fundamentalist Churches to Israel, dedicates the whole chapter to 'Jehovah’s Witnesses’. (55) The chapter is an in-depth research with many original sources on the theological and political views of the sect and its attitude to Zionism and the Jewish State.

Prof. Malachy notes that in the beginning of 20th Century the attitude of the sect towards Zionism was positive, but around 1931-32 it “gradually became negative and eventually hostile.” (56) From that time on the views of 'Jehovah’s Witnesses', whom Prof. Malachy describes as “theocratic dictatorship” (57), “became anti-Zionist in tone.” (58)

An accurate example of the sect’s opinion on Zionism we find in the book 'Vindication' by J. F. Rutherford: “…during the World War the Jews received recognition of the heathen nations. (59) In 1917 the Balfour Declaration, sponsored by the heathen governments of Satan’s organization, (60) came forth, recognized the Jews, and bestowed upon them great favors… The Jews have received more attention at their hands than they really deserved.” (61)

After the death of Rutherford, the anti-Zionist approach of 'Jehovah’s Witnesses' was crystallized and given an appropriate theological foundation, which was formulated in another book of the sect 'Let God be True'(62). In that book, according to Professor Y. Malachy, 'Jehovah’s Witnesses' “launched a sharp attack on the State of Israel.” (63) The book overflows with anti-Semitism and anti-Zionism and it is full of descriptions of various “sins” of the Jewish people in general and the State of Israel in particular. For example, the book attacks the Jewish State for the “sin” of joining the United Nations, which “was a flat rejection of God’s Kingdom of the Heavens”. Instead, Israel should have… submitted itself to the authority of the sect and joined its ranks, for after all they are “the sole, true and legal apostles of Jehovah on earth.” (64)

The following is the summary by Professor Y. Malachy on the attitude of 'Jehovah’s Witnesses' to the Jewish State: “To the present, this has remained the view of 'Jehovah’s Witnesses' on the status of the Jewish people. In this view Israel... is denied the right to exist as a state, for, having been established against the will of Jehovah, it has thereby become an additional instrument in the hands of Satan.” (65) “From the point of view of 'Jehovah’s Witnesses'… Lucifer assumed command of the Jewish people, who had now returned to Zion. The State of Israel thus became in their eyes yet another deplorable political entity, and additional rampart in Satan’s fortress.” (66)

This venomous anti-Semitism and anti-Zionism does not remain with the members of 'Jehovah’s Witnesses' on a purely theoretical level, but finds it’s practical application in that all members of the sect living in the State of Israel refuse to serve in Israel’s Defense Forces, completely ignore all the National Holidays (including the Holocaust Remembrance Day, Remembrance Day and Independence Day), refuse to vote in any elections, refuse to join any cultural or political organizations, etc. In the words of Professor Y. Malachy they learned to “develop a complete indifference to… the political fate of the land in which they lived.” (67)

[color=#800000]Summing up[/color]

Shortly after the Holocaust, the following lines were written in the mouthpiece of 'Jehovah’s Witnesses':
“Propagandists think the people have short memories. It is their intention to erase past history, presenting themselves in the modern disguise of benefactors, their incriminating record being covered up.” (68)

These lines perfectly describe the leadership of 'Jehovah’s Witnesses' in their attempts to rely on shortness of human memory, as they try to cover up their anti-Semitism and their deplorable conduct during the Holocaust.

[color=#800000]Bibliography[/color]
16. Isaiah 43:10,12; 44:8
17. Vindication'(1932) p.159; The Watch Tower (1932) pp. 179-186; 'The Watch Tower', April 1 – July 15, 1934
18. The Watch Tower, April 15, 1960; 'Let God Be True' 2nd edition, Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society (Brooklyn, N.Y. 1952) pp. 213-217; K. Hutlen “Seher, Gruebler, Enthusiasten” 6 Auflage (Stuttgart, 1960) p. 108.
19. J.F. Rutherford. 'Enemies' (The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society, 1937) p. 281.
20. Ibid, p. 212
21. J.F. Rutherford, A Righteous Government, The Golden Age, February 23, 1927, p.343
22. One of the names of the sect before they changed it to Jehovah’s Witnesses.
23. Prof. M.J. Penton. “A Story of Attempted Compromise: Jehovah’s Witnesses, Anti - Semitism and the Third Reich”. 1990.
24. J.F. Rutherford, The Way to Paradise p. 224
25. The Watchtower May 1, 1984 p.31
26. See also J.F. Rutherford, Comfort to the Jews (Brooklyn, N.Y. 1925) p. 123 “The eyes of the Hebrews were blinded by Satan, who prevented them from seeing the truth.”; Trost, July 15, 1938.
27. Babylon the Great Has Fallen - God’s Kingdom Rules, pp. 549-550
28. Awake!, April 8, 1989. It was distributed world-wide in 54 languages, in more than 11 million copies
29. Yearbook of Jehovah’s Witnesses 1974, p. 212
30. Awake!, April-May 1996
31. The Watchtower, October 1,1984, p. 8
32. 'האנציקלופדיה של השואה הוצאת 'יד ושם' ו'קיבוץ ארצי השומר הצעיר
33. The Spirit and the Sword. Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society of Pennsylvania, 1997.
34. Jehovah’s Witnesses in the Divine Purpose. Watchtower Society, 1957.
35. According to the tape-recorded testimony of Konrad Franke (later on one of the heads of 'Jehovah’s Witnesses' in Germany), who himself participated in that assembly, the 'Sporthalle Wilmersdorf' hall, where the assembly took place, was bedecked with swastika flags – evidently to please the Nazis.
36. 1934 Year Book of Jehovah’s Witnesses. Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society. Brooklyn, N.Y. 1933.
37. In the book that 'Jehovah’s Witnesses' sent to all Knesset members in Israel ('The Spirit and the Sword'), on pp. 21-23 appear photographs of original German text of 'Declaration of Facts'. But in a very devious way they decided to print pictures of such small size that nobody can see what’s written there.
38. 1934 Year Book p. 132-133
39. 1934 Year Book p. 135
40. 1934 Year Book p. 135-136
41. 1934 Year Book p. 134
42. 1934 Year Book p. 137-138
43. 'האנציקלופדיה של השואה הוצאת 'יד ושם' ו'קיבוץ ארצי השומר הצעיר
44. 1934 Year Book p. 131
45. The Christian Quest Journal, Vol. 3, No. 1, 1990, p. 77ff.
46. King, Christine Elizabeth. 'The Nazi State and the new Religions'. The Edwin Mellen Press, 1982.
47. 1974 Yearbook of Jehovah’s Witnesses. Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society. Brooklyn, N.Y.
48. Awake! April-June 1996, P. 4
49. Trost (German issue of 'Consolation') July 15, 1938
50. Awake! August 22, 1995 p. 15
51. Awake! August 22, 1995 p. 11
52. Bettelheim, Bruno. 'The Informed Heart'. Glencoe, IL: The Free Press, 1960.
53. "מול האויב הנאצי, לוחמים מספרים" כרך א'. ארגון נכי המלחמה בנאצים. בסיוע "יד ושם". תל אביב, תשכ"ב - 1961
54. ר.פ.האס "הקומנדאנט מאושוויץ מעיד. רשימותיו של רודולף פרדינאנד האס."
55. Yona Malachy. 'American Fundamentalism and Israel'. The Hebrew University of Jerusalem.
Professor Y. Malachy who received his doctorate from Sorbonne was “a scholar who was qualified as were few others to deal with his particular subject.” From the preface to the book by Professor R.J. Zwi Werblowsky.
56. Yona Malachy, ibid., p. 59.
57. Ibid., p.75
58. Ibid., p.76
59. According to 'Jehovah’s Witnesses', everybody outside of their sect is a heathen.
60. By “Satan’s organization” they mean 'The League of Nations', the predecessor of the U.N.. 'Jehovah’s Witnesses' declared themselves to be the sole representatives of God on our planet. As such, all individuals and organizations have to submit themselves to them. And since 'The League of Nations' and all the countries affiliated with them, didn’t do so, they’re considered by 'Jehovah’s Witnesses' as representatives of Satan.
61. J.F. Rutherford, 'Vindication' Vol.2, p.258
62. Let God Be True, 2nd ed., Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society (Brooklyn, N.Y.)
63. Yona Malachy,p.80.
64. Ibid.,p.p. 76,80
65. Ibid., p. 80
66. Ibid., p. 83
68. Awake! August 22, 1995 p. 12

You dont have time. I will andwer you. But not now.

Akpos a crippled was arrested in connection of stealing a big refrigerator. On judgment day a Judge from High Court said, “upon looking at you, i have seen that you cant be a thief due to your walking disability. So, since they have disgraced you and your CV has been destroyed i order you to take this refrigerator to be yours from today. Let it be
your compensation”. Akpos thanked the Judge and with joy he jumped down from his hand bicycle. He crawled and took the refrigerator by the back going home. After he crawled about ten meters, the Judge said, “you have successfully shown us that you are indeed a thief. Now you are jailed for two years imprisonment with hard labor.

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Why husbands avoid questions!

Why husbands avoid questions!

WIFE : What would you do if i died ? Would you get married again ?

Husband : No....

Wife : Why not ? Don't you like being married ?

Husband : Of course i do.

Wife : Then why wouldn't you remarry ?

Husband : Ok, ok, i'd get married again....

Wife : Would you live in our house with your new Wife....?

Husband : Yes, it's a great house.

Wife : Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband : Yes, its almost new, dear.

Wife : Would you give her my jewelry ?

Husband : No.. I am sure she would want her own..

Wife : Would she wear my dresses..?

Husband : No, her size is '11'

Wife : --silence--

Husband : 'shiiit'...!!

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Who Get Sense Pass

Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from Nigeria, another from Germany, and the third from France.

At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living.

When they all replied that they were contractors, the guard said, "Hey we need one of the rear fences redone. Why don't you guys take a look at it & give me a bid?" So, to the back fence they all went to check it out.

First to step up was the German contractor. He took out his tape measure and pencil, did some measuring and said, "Well I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."

Next was the French contractor. He also took out his tape measure and pencil, did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."

Without so much as moving, the Nigerian contractor said, "$2,700."

The guard, incredulous, looked at him and said, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," he said. "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from France."

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A pilot was transporting a bunch

of madmen
from Lagos to a psychiatric facility
in
Johannesburg, South Africa.
The madmen were making noise. So, one of
them (Akpos) entered the
Pilot’s
Cabin;
MADMAN (Akpos): Teach me how to
fly a
plane! PILOT : I would, but under one
condition.
Akpos : What ?
PILOT : If you can get your
colleagues to keep
quiet. (5 minutes later, the plane was
very quiet!
PILOT : Wow!! How did you get
them to keep
quiet ?
Akpos: I opened the door and asked them
to go and play outside!!
One word for akpos

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