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Assuming you were writing the word 'CONDOM' and your teacher saw you when you have just writing 'CON' what other words can
you write to confuse your teacher?

As for me, na confuse I go write ooo Find more funny jokes http://deviceteck.com/community/jokes/could-this-be-you/

This lady worked at a meat distribution factory. One day, when she finished with her work schedule, she went into the meat cold room (Freezer) to inspect something, but in a moment of misfortune, the door closed and she was locked inside with no help in sight. Although she screamed and knocked with all her might, her cries went unheard as no one could hear her. Most of the workers had already gone, and outside the cold room it's impossible to hear what was going on inside.

Five hours later, whilst she was at the verge of death, the security guard of the factory eventually opened the door. She was miraculously saved from dying that day. She later asked the security guard how he had come to open the door, which wasn't his usual work routine.

His explanation: "I've been working in this factory for 35 years, hundreds of workers come in and out every day, but you're one of the few who greets me in the morning and says goodbye to me every night when leaving after work. Many treat me as if I'm invisible. Today, as you reported for work... SEE MORE http://deviceteck.com/community/jokes/saved-at-night/#post-16

Funke is 9-Months pregnant and her husband Bode cannot wait to be a father, if you do not know Bode before now, you will think his love for his life started when she got pregnant.

Far from it, Bode has been like this since the day she said YES to his proposal.

She can remember how he prepared breakfast a day after their wedding, she loved it but she thought it will not last.

Ever since that day, He has always woken up before her to prepare breakfast. No matter how busy he was a day before, or how busy the day will be, he always finds time to prepare breakfast before leaving for office.

The aroma of the soup awakens a heavily pregnant Funke from the bed, she walks to the kitchen to find her man returning the pot of egusi to its place.

"I am just making sure the taste is perfect for my baby", he said as he moves towards his wife who only smiles at him.

Before the smile goes off her face, her lips were met with a warm kiss !

"Good morning darling" he said to her ,as he rubs her stomach gently.

"Good morning champion," he says to the pointed

stomach, without getting a response, he smiles and said to the stomach again, "Do not disturb my darling ok, I love you,but I loved her first so I do not want disturbance, Ok?".

He rose up, kissed his wife again and then picked his suit which has been hanging at a corner in the parlor.

I am late already, I will call you when I get to the office ok?

Your food is in the dining, please eat on time today o!, he said as he makes for the door. "Oh, I forgot to tell you that I love you so so much," he said as he rushes out of the house.

Funke watched through the kitchen window as he raced to his car, "I know you are watching me!" Bode scream as he opens the door, "I will miss you too!" he concluded,before jumping into the car.

"I cannot wait for you to return!" Funke raised her voice in response, she smiled and waved him bye

as the car drove off the gate.

She is indeed blessed with a loving husband, she

remembered how they met. Bode was a quiet person, yet, a lot of girls flock around him, she liked him too but she never

let it show. Despite all the girls, he chose her and she has been his only one, till date. She cannot wait to have his first child. She sighed, she found herself still waving the car

which by now might have gotten to its destination, she was lost in her thoughts! Do not blame her, blame it on the love.

Bode was lost in office work when his phone return him to reality, he has a special ringtone for his wife, he knows she is the one calling, he quickly shifted the file aside as he

picks his call. "Hello beautiful," he said, the recipient didn't

respond at first, "Hello baby are you there?" he asked, this time, "Yes baby, how are you?" Funke asked before he could respond, she continued: "Two men are here to see you, one

Mr. Eze who also called himself the finisher and One Mr. Ola who said he is the Planner,"

"WHAT!, How did they...... Where did..Errrrrm...Baby, you know what?" Before he

could say another word, the phone went off.

Bode jumped out of the chair, he was sweating seriously despite the Air-conditioned office, he grabbed his car key,

ran towards the exit door without saying a word to anybody.

Everyone who met him on his way out of the office knows

something is wrong, they all know him to be a funny person, he always has a smile on his face. Right now, the smiles are no where to be found, a cloud of pain covers his face as

he raced out of the office.

Immediately he parked his car, he jumped out... http://deviceteck.com/community/jokes/big-lesson-to-the-youths/

Does anyone wants to learn how to repair phones here?

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Nice Design
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jaydhorxe:
bros abeg gimmie ur whatsapp number m jxt learning dis work nd i nid ur help

Visit the web site http://deviceteck.com and create an account. Ask any questions in the forum and your answers will come right away.
As for my number, it's 08094142318. I am bot always on whatsapp and may not be available to respond to your questions promptly.

You will find out that learning how to repair phones is really easier than you thought.

The first thing you should know are the tools required for phone repair. I will mention 4 tools here and upload their pictures below.

1. Soldering Iron
This is what repairers use to do the simple trick. If you really want to learn how to repair a phone, then this should be your No.1 tool.

2. Multimeter
To know what the problem is with a phone, you need a multimeter. With a multimeter, you can detect whether the speaker is good or bad, you can detect whether the lights of a screen are working or not and so on. If you can use a meter, then you have an advantage. If you can't don't worry. I will Consider how to use it in future lessons.

3. Screw Driver
With out the screw driver, you cannot disassemble a phone that is screwed.

4. Soldering Led
Also called solder wire, this is needed to hold together two or more things (terminals) that you want to solder together. Without it, the soldering iron mentioned above cannot completely do its job.

In the next post by tomorrow evening, we will talk about how to detect some problems (faults) in a phone such as the mouth piece, speaker, power problem and others.

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AhluSunnah:
my charging port is faulty, it charges malfunctioning.. new charging port that was replaced also does malfunction. engineer said he has to change my phone board to make the charging port work

Could it be that the engineer did not fix it well? Why not try another repairer?

Flakky26:
flashing has been done and d issue still persist

Then you will have to browse using only mobile data.
If you use mobile data, you can restrict the malicious apps from running and downloading unwanted apps. but those apps cannot be restricted over wifi.
Try this. Go to settings, app management, all apps and restrict any suspicious apps there.
you can learn more about this here. http://deviceteck.com/blog/2017/01/03/remove-virus-android-phone/

AhluSunnah:
help oooo.. engineer tested working charging port of infinix hot note 2gig with my own phone.. and it's doing exactly the same way the faulty one i wanna replace is doing... ###help

Please give a better explanation of your situation to get help

Flakky26:
my phone techno P5 easily attract viruses anytime the wifi is put on. A factoy reset need to be done for it to be okay,what do i do to correct this anomaly .this only happens whenever i put on the wifi ,so presently i cant use my wifi because it will easily be infested by viruses.

pls help

There is virus in your device already. You will have to flash the phone.

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