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Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Greatest Rivalries Of All Time (Photos) by dewiseacre(m): 9:37pm On Oct 21
El Classico!
Politics › Re: Elderly Citizens Queueing To Receive APC Branded Loaves Of Bread In Lagos Island by dewiseacre(m): 7:59pm On Oct 08
The issue is these same old people will still vote their oppressors because of tribe. Illiteracy is a disease! Poverty is a weapon!
Car Talk › Re: Only Experienced Drivers Will Get This Right. Which Mirror Is Correct? (Photo) by dewiseacre(m): 9:04pm On Oct 07
D anytime.
Every other one can blind you on the side.
I'm a defensive driving coach!!
Politics › Re: Elderly Yoruba Woman Sparks Reactions With Bold Claim About APC Supporters(Fotos by dewiseacre(m): 1:08pm On Oct 03
I am not partisan but honestly my resolution is that those who support bad governance in this country do so because there's personal benefits being enjoyed by them, they're tribalistic, or will just NEVER admit that someone else can be better than them. They will support the most glaringly absurd situations, and defend all manner of mediocrity. Honestly, the list is endless.

I'm super glad that this is coming from a Yoruba woman.

I was at my Uncle's and people around him, Yorubas too, all admitted that Tinubu has been a disaster so far. What knocked me out was when they said regardless, they'll still just vote for him.

My people, sometimes you just give up on the dog who's purposed to wander off despite hearing the whistle of its owner. That, by the way, is a Yoruba adage.
Business › Re: Kenya President Visits Dangote Refinary In Ibeju, Lagos by dewiseacre(m): 12:01am On Sep 26
I thought presidents would usually receive other presidents when they come into their countries. Who officially received Kenya's number one into Lagos, Nigeria? Is Tinubu back ni?
Politics › Re: Desmond Elliot, Gbajabiamila, And The Unseemly Sight Of Kneeling Men By Yesufu by dewiseacre(m): 11:27am On Sep 16
Who recorded this? From the number of people in the room and the angle, that person no fit deny am.

Let's pray for that man's safety in these trying times
Romance › Re: Yahoo Boy’s Kindness To Girlfriend’s Family Ends In Hospital by dewiseacre(m): 9:31pm On Sep 05
You're duping people and making them cry somewhere but think yourself a "kind" person because you've been offering your ill-gotten money for sex to some girl, and helping her family...

Robbing Peter to pay Paul and dare label yourself a caring person? You're a robber and you deserve your current fate!

SMH for everyone ignoring the elephant in the room
Nairaland General › Re: What Keeps Them Together by dewiseacre(m): 8:38am On Jul 21
Cho! Cho! Cho!
Travel › Re: What Happened To The Passengers On Flight MH370? by dewiseacre(m): 5:56pm On Jun 22
Did you ever see the series Manifest?
Health › Re: Why Sleep Paralysis Feels Like A Spiritual Attack — Expert by dewiseacre(m): 2:40pm On May 31
Just anything to refute and discredit the spiritual realm.. read all that epistle yet nothing to prove where the feeling of a strange and supernatural presence around you during the episode. The legacy makers of these medications that instigate this experience don't want to you to know the source of their invention. Or it could be that those medications have the capacity to take one to gate that separates the body and soul, hence that momentary expaetience. This has nothing with how educated you are.. it's just a case of the more you look, the less you see
Family › Re: Unforgiveness: Please I Need Help. by dewiseacre(m): 8:41pm On May 26
.. and forgive us as we forgive those who trespass against us... If we don't forgive, God won't forgive us, and we're also not perfect. Learnt all these the hard way too
Politics › Re: Give Me One Reason I Should Vote Tinubu Again by dewiseacre(m): 1:11pm On May 17
The most ludicrous thing about this man's government is how he tells Nigerians to endure the suffering, while he fixes the country and continues to live in luxury paid for by the same people's taxes. Nigerians ask your leaders.. what suffering are they suffering for your own sufferness? Let them use only their followers for this suffering experiment
Family › Re: My Late Husband's Younger Brother Wants Me To Have A Baby For Him - Widow by dewiseacre(m): 10:55pm On May 05
All shades of wrong!

Just using the "have a child for me because I've been childless for 17 years" excuse to sleep with that poor widow.

If it's truly a child he wants, then he should opt for artificial insemination with her without sleeping with her.

Talking as if the woman na automatic baby manufacturer. What's the guarantee she will get pregnant after you have had your way with her?

Just so so wrong by any standards.
Sports › Re: Netflix, WWE Celebrate Nigerian American Wrestler, Obafemi by dewiseacre(m): 8:08pm On Apr 24
Anything oyinbo man show you for TV is almost scripted...even some News. It's called "packaging" and that's what sells any product! It's ridiculous how some people in the States actually think wrestling is real. They'll even bet their lives on it grin

Breaker001:
The fights are not as scripted during Triple H's era as it was during Machnon's era.
Triple H is doing well to allow the natural flow of the game. Nobody is forced to allow his/her opponent win. Under Triple H, it is difficult to predict who will win a wrestling match. That's why, you can see many wrestlers who left during Machnon's era, return back to WWE. If somebody like CM Punk could be back, that means something. Even his wife AJ Lee came back. Did you notice that Paige came back also? And I am certain that Dean Ambrose will be back. This is all because Triple H allows the game to flow 😎
Sports › Re: Netflix, WWE Celebrate Nigerian American Wrestler, Obafemi by dewiseacre(m): 7:56pm On Apr 24
Yes, I know it's acting...but it's the same high I get from reading superhero comics and watching the Avengers franchise I get when the announcer says "From Lagos, Nigeria...OBA...FEMI" and thousands are on their feet chanting and doing the majesty walk...it's a crazy feeling! The chills are indescribable.

What an export!! We need more Nigerians that the world can chant their names for "positivity."
Romance › Re: Man Caught With Another Man’s Pregnant Wife In Benue. Photos Go Viral by dewiseacre(m): 10:50am On Apr 11
See that man's neck?
Fear men that wear those kind of choking chains! Their way no dey pure
Travel › Re: Guys Should I Go Ahead And Sponsor Him Or Should I Not ? by dewiseacre(m): 11:12pm On Feb 17
Why do I feel someone on this thread is using this to lure desperate uninformed Nigerians?

My advice - don't contact anyone in private, especially those promising to know, and can help you secure visas to those 2 countries.

Be wise! This thread fit be format!
Education › Re: How Many Of These Collective Animal Names Do You Know? by dewiseacre(m): 8:11pm On Jan 20
No stress your brain.. just say a "group of" each time. Who has time to remember a shrewdness of apes?

I saw a group of lions
I saw a group of bears
I saw a group of owls..

Nobody go flog you!
Travel › Re: US to partially suspend visa issuance to Nigerians from January 1, 2026 by dewiseacre(m): 11:34pm On Dec 23, 2025
I have an interview in March...not my first visit to the States and I've never overstayed. Should I simply send them a letter asking for a refund considering the partial ban or still attend the interview?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Now Receiving Support From US, UK, France To Fight Terrorism - Ribadu by dewiseacre(m): 1:05pm On Dec 07, 2025
Just wait for these named countries to deny this claim, or say they've ONLY been offering admonition and just advising Nigeria to sit up... Why didn't he specify the kind of support being received? Those countries sef will read this news and confuse! Lamba!!
Nairaland General › Re: You Are Asked To Chose Only 1 Out Of This List, Which Would You Pick? by dewiseacre(m): 7:50pm On Nov 16, 2025
I'll gladly take N800million
Christianity Etc › Re: What Do You Understand By 11th Hour Miracle, Have You Experienced It? by dewiseacre(m): 2:05pm On Nov 02, 2025
That some people don't acknowledge God doesn't mean He doesn't exist. That people who don't acknowledge Him have a better life doesn't mean He still doesn't exist. He is God regardless of experience, situations, religion,ethnicity or beliefs. That you cant see electromagnetic rays doesn't mean they're not all around us connecting us to phones, TV, etc.
That most Nigerians are super religious but not spiritual enough to really know God still doesn't change the truth about His existence!

ReacherSaidNoth:
In your small mind you think religious mumbo-jumbo is the only way to face the troubles of life. There are entire countries where people don't acknowledge the god you worship, yet their quality of life is far better than yours.
Sports › Re: The Super Eagles Road To 2026 World Cup by dewiseacre(m): 7:33am On Oct 15, 2025
Someone on radio said this route was like the end-time tribulation described in the Bible.. South Africa and others got raptured! grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Old Campaign Poster As Governor Of Lagos Under AD (Throwback Photo) by dewiseacre(m): 11:10pm On Oct 09, 2025
Politicians and lies. See that list?

They'll still come and lie again in 2027 and Nigerians will fall mugu.

Chai!
Politics › Re: Bandit Commander, Dangata Abba & Armed Gang Members Display Ransom Cash Online by dewiseacre(m): 11:17am On Oct 04, 2025
Insecurity, kidnappings, etc. and similar issues like this are the fruits of an impoverished economy where money circulates mostly among politicians and their cohorts, while the masses are continuously pushed down the poverty line. So when you just think security agencies are the solution, you miss the mark. Address the underlying ailment, don't just treat the symptom.



esnbrutality:
Nlfpmod, what is happening in NIGERIA sef? Is Kwara State the new frontier after Benue?
Cant understand why the security agencies are not doing their jobs cool
Properties › Re: Nigerian Man Shares Shocking Experience At Hotel He Allegedly Booked Online (pix by dewiseacre(m): 11:51pm On Sep 13, 2025
Even hotels that the bed is well laid and everything looks fine, there are still spiritual forces there that you can't see, possibly more than even the ones where these statues are. All those entanglements and illicit gymnastics, release all sorts of demons into the atmosphere and the housekeeping department thinks dry-cleaning the sheets is all that matters. I lodged in one yesterday and my wife called to bind all dem adulterous demons that might be lodging in the room. I'm sure a week from now another set of iniquitous human being will go and release them again!
Health › Re: 2cm Long Mosquito: When Mosquitoes Look Like Helicopters (Photos) by dewiseacre(m): 9:02pm On Aug 24, 2025
I remember seeing these on a train in Nice, France. The thing fear me
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Signs Liverpool's Luis Diaz (photos) by dewiseacre(m): 12:31pm On Jul 30, 2025
Shocking dude was earning a meagre 50pounds per week compared to others, despite his on-the-field commitments. Abeg, let him leave in peace now that he's still got small age on his side
Science/Technology › Re: The Mariana Trench – Earth's Deepest Mystery! by dewiseacre(m): 4:06pm On May 15, 2025
The Almighty! One whose existence is unfathomable! Whose ways are undecipherable! Religion and science cannot capture Your omniscience. The One who exists in the realm of timelessness. This minute, You are in my yesterday and future altogether, as You are in my now! The words to describe You are not in the literature of men; to understand You is not given to the intellect of the wise! You who chooses foolish things to confound the acuity of sages. Because mere mortals could not understand You, they put You in the box of anthropomorphism...giving You descriptions as if You were an earthling, and neither are you Martian! You are God all by Yourself!!! In a category spirits and humans cannot usurp, even if they tried for all eternity. The author of light and the creator of darkness...people call you good and You bring calamity into their midst; they say You're evil and You show them love immeasurable and undeserved. What or who can we liken You too? The immortal, the invincible invisible God who alone is wise. Inscrutable! Mysterio! Unintelligible! The Shekinah! This writer clay bows before you today!
Celebrities › Re: Nigeria Has The Worst Governments - Davido by dewiseacre(m): 9:56am On May 01, 2025
he said. “Last December, there were more Americans than Nigerians in Lagos. I was like, what are you all doing here?”


You're right David but that statement above is super exaggerated! The stooges of these corrupt and selfish leaders will latch on to that instead of pleading with their task masters to have MERCY ON NIGERIANs!
Christianity Etc › Re: Ibiyeomie Breaks Silence On Viral 'Jesus And The Poor' Controversy! by dewiseacre(m): 2:36pm On Apr 27, 2025
Personally, I feel this analogy is self-machinated. That you're a preacher that preaches from the pulpit every Sunday does not mean that every word you say is from God.. many times, men add their own too for several reasons even if they give the impression that they're being spoken through by the Holy Spirit.
Unless he's reading a different Bible, Jesus did associate with the poor while on earth and there's no sermon of his where he said to not associate with them. The 5000 people he fed were all rich abi? Was Peter his disciple rich, because Jesus visited his house and healed the mother-in-law. Jesus also said people who will inherit his kingdom are those that give to the hungry and those in need (Matthew 25:31-46) are the ones who will inherit His Kingdom.

You can encourage your congregation not to be poor but please don't manipulate stories in the Bible to support your concocted opinion.

Just humble yourself Sir and say you made an error. You will lose some followers but will gain favour in the sight of God. Please don't make me start another sermon on pride and humility abeg!

We are all fallible.. let's always pray for the grace to be humble enough to admit our vulnerabilities, especially when we are at the top. I know say e no easy!
Travel › Re: U.S Mission In Nigeria Rolls Out New Requirements For Visa Application by dewiseacre(m): 8:52pm On Apr 12, 2025
I was in Switzerland years back from Nigeria using a Schengen visa I got through the German embassy.

Because I had a multiple entry visa I also visited France, the Netherlands and of course Germany. Once you have a Schengen visa you can go to Europe except for the UK

TheBreastSucker:
Going through another country will cost you more money

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