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 Nairaland General › Re: Mention One Thing Nobody Taught You How To Do But You Can Do It Very Well?? by dewiseacre(m): 8:49pm On Oct 23, 2019 |
Free hand sketching/drawing |
| Sports › Re: Worldrankings Top 50 Clubs In The World: Barca On The Top, Real Madrid 5th by dewiseacre(m): 4:34pm On Oct 12, 2019 |
Valencia is no 5?  How did moderators allow this kind of baseless ranking get to front page? |
| Crime › Re: New Ways of Scammers and How I Was Almost Duped In Ikorodu Today by dewiseacre(m): 1:37pm On Oct 12, 2019 |
....and people here are not even condemning your act of agreeing to lie and inflate figures. It seems normal to them! A generation of people who fault others but cannot even see their own acts of wickedness... Let's imagine if all went well...and then the boss you agreed to swindle puts up his own story here too! Let every single person who's commented on this story put themselves in the shoes of the boss for a minute....and you too OP! 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: 2Face And Faze Reunite, Perform Live On Stage In Abuja (Photo) by dewiseacre(m): 12:59pm On Oct 12, 2019 |
Plantashun Boiz - Faze is the most talented! - 2 face is the luckiest! - Blackface is the most unfortunate! 2 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Simone Biles Becomes Most Decorated Female Gymnast In History by dewiseacre(m): 1:38pm On Oct 09, 2019 |
Blinkers:This not so pleasant background is her true driving force! 2 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Tyson Fury Sparks Brawl With Braun Strowman In WWE Ring,Security Rush In(Photos) by dewiseacre(m): 3:30pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
Did you watch one of the Superman movies where someone shot straight into his eyeball and the bullet got mangled? Yes, that same feeling of excitement and nostalgia watching your 'hero' in a movie is the same I get from WWE - well, maybe just about 40% of it  But my point is..movies are scripted and acted and so is WWE! Some of us love wrestling not because we are fools, but because we enjoy the script and moves that come with every episode! Period!!! 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Ghanaian Groom Unable To Carry His Plus-Sized Bride On Wedding Day In Ghana by dewiseacre(m): 2:56pm On Oct 04, 2019 |
This is just savagery!!! AntiBrutus: 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Betty Anyanwu-Akeredolu Idanre Hills’ Post: Tajudeen Adefisoye Reacts by dewiseacre(m): 6:28pm On Aug 28, 2019 |
Sounds like one of the frustrated ones...and this one is definitely an ancestor at that...with his use of invectives and lexicography...and he knows black American history too (probably was in the same class as MLK). Good luck with your ranting Sir! OgboAto: |
| Politics › Re: Betty Anyanwu-Akeredolu Idanre Hills’ Post: Tajudeen Adefisoye Reacts by dewiseacre(m): 9:37pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Nigerians are frustrated and that's why they get edgy every time. A lot are also follow-follow, they think in just the direction of the crowd and cannot think outside the box. I can bet everyone blaming this woman failed English literature...going berserk over a 'marketing pitch' that wasn't meant to be taken literally! It's people like these that will call one a murderer if you simply wrote "..he killed the game" Kai!! 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Phones › Re: Google Records Everything You Say Around Your Phone. Learn How To Delete Them by dewiseacre(m): 10:14am On Aug 23, 2019 |
foolbuster:They are gathering data for the Antichrist. When he rules the world he will know where everyone is and what everyone's doing at every particular time using this technology (probably bought over by another company then and at a more advanced stage). Then chips (mark of the beast) will be inserted in people's bodies for transaction purposes in the name of a cashless one-world system. Last week I heard Scientists were on the verge of creating perfect human cells that won't allow people to die or be sick again (they may however be killed by other disasters like car accidents or gunshot wounds)...and that's quite a laudable feat. However it only confirms what the book of Revelations said in chapter 9 verse 6..."and in those days men shall seek death and not find it, and shall desire to die but death will flee from them" All these technological feats are quite impressive and valuable to mankind...but for those who understand the times, they know that the beginning of the end is upon us! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: Taking Holy Communion In The Morning Is Wrong, At Night Is Good by dewiseacre(m): 12:02pm On Aug 18, 2019 |
festacman:Flesh and blood has not revealed this to you Sir. End of discussion!!! |
| Health › Help: hospital For Groin Assessment And Possible Surgery by dewiseacre(op): 9:11pm On Aug 10, 2019 |
Please can anyone refer a good hospital in Lagos to have my groin assessed for a possible injury? I've always had the pain since my basketball playing days; now it's come back more painful than ever that I've gone back into exercising. Thanks. |
| Travel › Re: How To Send WAEC Results To WES by dewiseacre(m): 10:31am On May 25, 2019 |
I haven't received a response yet my people. I asked because I intend to do this with my spouse and didn't understand how two of us would be able to share the cost of courier. Does it mean all our different documents will be in one envelope? Someone who's done this should pls guide me dewiseacre: |
| Travel › Re: How To Send WAEC Results To WES by dewiseacre(m): 11:08pm On May 20, 2019 |
I have a couple of questions and I will ask them one by each. So here goes 1. How is it possible to split the courier money. Someone should please explain |
| Sports › Re: Iker Casillas Suffers Heart Attack During Porto Training by dewiseacre(m): 9:13am On May 02, 2019 |
My Captain!!! #halaMadrid |
| Education › Re: Am Having Issues With Wes by dewiseacre(m): 11:37am On Apr 18, 2019 |
Please I am sorry that I'm having to ask this at this stage. Issue is this thread is so long and I don't know exactly where to look. 1. I need direct information on how to process my CIPMN certificate with WES (anyone done so?) 2. I need direct information on how to process my LASU (B.Sc) certificate with WES (anyone done so?) 3. If I am verifying the two above, do I need to verify my SSCE? 4. Do I need to, or can I verify training certificates e.g. HR training at Tom Associates? Will appreciate help from the pros at the earliest. Bless y'all |
| Travel › Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 7 by dewiseacre(m): 11:31am On Apr 18, 2019 |
Please I am sorry that I'm having to ask this at this stage. Issue is this thread is so long and I don't know exactly where to look. 1. I need direct information on how to process my CIPMN certificate with WES (anyone done so?) 2. I need direct information on how to process my LASU (B.Sc) certificate with WES (anyone done so?) 3. If I am verifying the two above, do I need to verify my SSCE? 4. Do I need to, or can I verify training certificates e.g. HR training at Tom Associates? Will appreciate help from the pros at the earliest. Bless y'all |
| Travel › Help Needed: WES Verification For CIPM And LASU (canada Immigration) by dewiseacre(op): 10:26am On Apr 17, 2019 |
Please I am sorry that I'm having to ask this here. Issue is, the Canada section is so much (in numbers) that it can be a bit difficult to find what you're actually looking for. 1. I need direct information on how to process my CIPMN certificate with WES 2. I need direct information on how to process my LASU (B.Sc) certificate with WES 3. If I am verifying the two above, do I need to verify my SSCE? 4. Do I need to, or can I verify training certificates e.g. HR training at Tom Associates? Will appreciate help from the pros at the earliest. Bless y'all |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Implementation Manager - Code: IM2012 by dewiseacre(op): 1:59pm On Jul 24, 2012 |
We are an indigenous software development and sales organization with our head office in Lagos. We are currently looking for Implementation Manager in our Head office. Roles & Responsibilities • Own the technical knowledge of our preferred hardware • Be Primary Technical Contact (Hardware) for Concept Nova to Partners and Clients • Lead operations in the implementation projects for Client installations • Take the initiative in market research of other new hardware and their capabilities • Play proactive role in the recruitment and training of Implementation Technicians contract-hired for implementation projects • Ensure that projects are implemented within time and cost. • Provide clients with acknowledgement and speedy resolution when their requests are escalated. Pre-Requisites • Electronic Engineer preferably with secretary and low voltage background. • Excellent communication skills (verbal and written) • Project management experience • 3+ Years experience installing and maintaining GPS trackers Key Performance Indicators (KPIs) • Implementation o Quality o Project time o Project cost • Support o Response time o Time to Resolution o Client Satisfaction All qualified and interested candidates should forward their resumes to hrvacancy536@gmail.com using the code as the subject of mail. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Implementation Manager Code: IM2012 by dewiseacre(op): 1:51pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
We are an indigenous software development and sales organization with our head office in Lagos. We are currently looking for Implementation Manager in our Head office. Roles & Responsibilities • Own the technical knowledge of our preferred hardware • Be Primary Technical Contact (Hardware) for Concept Nova to Partners and Clients • Lead operations in the implementation projects for Client installations • Take the initiative in market research of other new hardware and their capabilities • Play proactive role in the recruitment and training of Implementation Technicians contract-hired for implementation projects • Ensure that projects are implemented within time and cost. • Provide clients with acknowledgement and speedy resolution when their requests are escalated. Pre-Requisites • Electrical Engineering background • Excellent communication skills (verbal and written) • Project management experience • 3+ Years experience installing and maintaining GPS trackers Key Performance Indicators (KPIs) • Implementation o Quality o Project time o Project cost • Support o Response time o Time to Resolution o Client Satisfaction All qualified and interested candidates should forward their resumes to hrvacancy536@gmail.com using the code as the subject of mail. |
| Romance › Re: Why Is It That Everybody Cheats In A Relationship? Even You! by dewiseacre(op): 3:55pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
I just cannot imagine how a lot of pple can be trifling over something as sacrosanct as a relationship. See how babes dey yarn non-chalantly about cheating as if say na food wey dem must to chop. God! What will ever make a lady satisfied and remove her insatiable desires! I know of a friend who had a perfect relationship, bought her gal a car but she ended up on the bed of the mechanic fixing that car. Women just want a taste of what evryman has got! Na wa o |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Interview For Sales Lady At Ikoyi Tomorrow. Book Your Place Now by dewiseacre(op): 4:12pm On Jun 06, 2008*. Modified: 11:07am On Sep 03, 2019 |
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| Romance › Why Is It That Everybody Cheats In A Relationship? Even You! by dewiseacre(op): 3:42pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
It just puzzles me to find out that people in so called serious relationships would always cheat if the opportunity to do so comes knocking. To some people, we are humans made of flesh so we are unable to resist the temptation of defiling our bed even if it's just for the shortest of minutes. I was arguing with some of my friends who said there was no way I cud ever be faithful to my galfriend forever, how true is that? I maintained that I'd always love and never cheat on my woman but they said it was impossible that my "fidel" feelings will vanish soonest. The truth is that it is truly very very hard to be faithful, but I still feel it is not impossible. Tell us about your experience here. Time for some confessions! |
| Jobs/Vacancies › 3 Sales Girls Wanted At Ikoyi Before 5pm Today by dewiseacre(op): 12:49pm On Jun 05, 2008*. Modified: 11:06am On Sep 03, 2019 |
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| Sports › Fc Porto Have Been Thrown Out Of Next Season's Champions League by dewiseacre(op): 12:06pm On Jun 05, 2008 |
Portuguese champions Porto have been thrown out of next season's Champions League over alleged bribery of referees in the 2003-04 season. The allegations relate to Porto's 2-0 win against Estrela da Amadora and their 0-0 draw with Beira Mar, during the season in which Jose Mourinho's side won a domestic and European double. The club has already confirmed it will appeal against Uefa's decision. Last month, Porto were found guilty by the Portuguese league and fined 150,000 Euros and docked six points, but they decided not to appeal against that decision as they still won last season's title by 14 from runners-up Sporting Lisbon. Uefa director of communications William Gaillard told BBC Radio 5 Live: "We have taken this decision because a Portuguese court has actually sentenced FC Porto and its president. "The president has appealed against the decision but the club itself has not appealed and therefore this is a sentence that stands and under our statutes, we felt obliged to ban them from next year's Champions League. "I don't think it will affect Porto's status as champions of Europe in 2004, this is not something that has come up in the recent debates that we had among our legal experts. "Porto can appeal within three days of receiving the motivations of the sentence, if it lost that appeal of course we would then replace Porto with the runners-up." Previously Milan were excluded from the Champions League in 2006 following the investigation in to corruption in Italian football. However, on appeal, they were reinstated and went on to win the competition. Boavista were relegated to the second division for their part in the match-fixing. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Federal Radio Corporation In Need Of It Person. Apply Here by dewiseacre(op): 1:17pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
Federal Radio Corporation of Nigeria is recruiting for webmaster/designer. Apply for this and other jobs at www.purplesharks.com. All the very best and good luck. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Driver Needed Urgently At Ikeja. Application Deadline Is 4th June by dewiseacre(op): 10:43am On Jun 02, 2008 |
A qualified and experienced driver is needed urgently at Ikeja. Interested candidates should apply to ogbobaniyi@innovativesolutions.com or visit www.purplesharks.com to drop your CV. Hurry as application closes on Wednesday 4th June. |
| Sports › Re: Eto'o Is Truly A Nigerian! by dewiseacre(m): 3:18pm On May 23, 2008 |
MUKINA 2, I'd love to know you better, I've seen some of your posts and I really think u're one hell of a wiseacre for a lady. My email addy is daprecocious@yahoo.com. Lets chat one of these days. Keep up being u |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Pry School Headteacher(1m Per Annum) And Principal(1.2m Per Annum).apply Here by dewiseacre(op): 5:16pm On May 21, 2008*. Modified: 11:05am On Sep 03, 2019 |
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| Autos › Re: I Want To Sell Toyota Rav4 And Nissan Altima For Cheap by dewiseacre(op): 5:48pm On May 19, 2008 |
So sorry y'all, i'm not dat familiar with the auto section here but i post evryweek on the job angle.It was urgent that the cars be sold and I just felt i needed to announce here and whoever was interested should come down and check them out.Cudnt get to upload em pics coz it was slow and cudnt just somehow get all the other info u guys were requiring,at some point it felt as if I was a fraudster or a joke of some sort. Tolani got the rav4 and another guy(not from nairaland) got the nissan.Thanks y'all. TOLANI,U STILL AVENT GIVEN ME MY OWN CUT.GOD DEY OOO. lol |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Graduates,nd And Ssce Jobs Just Posted Today.help Yourself And Apply by dewiseacre(op): 2:03pm On May 13, 2008 |
Just log on to www.purplesharks.com. This is the best job site around and jobs are updated everyday.Good luck in finding your dream job |
