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Car Talk › Re: Inside NTM's Multi-Billion Automobile Assemble Plant In Kano (Photos) by dewiseacre(m): 11:18am On Nov 29, 2020
Arrewa:
Africa is gradually getting there
Well done!!

However, by the time Africa arrives, others would have moved on. We are celebrating what should have been in 1990 in 2020 [thanks to corrupt and mediocre leadership]!
Sports › Re: Folarin Balogun Scores His First Arsenal Goal 37 Seconds After Coming As A Sub by dewiseacre(m): 12:01am On Nov 27, 2020
AfroDude:
Support Maradona's family
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FirstBank
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People in this country are something else!
Celebrities › Re: Davido, Joeboy, Others At Laycon's 27th Birthday Party by dewiseacre(m): 12:32am On Nov 10, 2020
That wasn't Mrs. Alakija!!! It's obvious a lot don't even know her in person. So this is how fake news spreadhuh A lot just read and swallow anything!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome: It's Not Trump That They Hate, It's You, The Christians by dewiseacre(m): 6:01pm On Nov 07, 2020
Let me break things down to some of us, especially Christians!

1. God does not use perfect people, because no one is perfect!! Not a GO, a Pope...no one. The system of the world is warped because of the ideologies of men (not because God created it like that). When He then decides to do something, He will use the people in that warped system and not send you an angel. Hence, Trump may not be your ideal holy holy figure, but God can use Him to drive His agenda...period!!

2. The influence of America on earth is super huge. The policies and agendas they role out as a nation have a way of influencing every other nation. If the Antichrist is to propagate his lawless ideologies when he is revealed, then he needs America at his beck and call. Trump is, and has been a stumbling block in passing some of these liberal laws that will eventually lead more people to having reprobate minds and fueling utopianism. Funny enough, Trump, being a spoilt brat and stubborn individual doesn't even understand that He's playing out a script about the end time... He's not succumbed to endorsing those evil laws because he's just stubborn and doesn't want to be a puppet in the hands of some, not because he believes entirely that God is using him in any way.

Whichever way things go, the coming of the Son of man is nearer than ever before. Trump's reelection was meant to afford us more grace time (according to some quarters), and the election of a Democrat is supposed to be the nail on the coffin - to bring about the age of liberalism and lawlessness that will usher in the Antichrist.

...in all your ways, daily seek [God's] wisdom and remember that our ticket is just believing that Jesus died for us because of what is coming! That is our salvation!!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Vacancy: Software Mobile Developer – Remote/onsite Work Arrangement by dewiseacre(op): 9:13pm On Nov 01, 2020
Vacancy: Software Mobile Developer – Remote/onsite work arrangement
(Full stack)

Job ref: SHARB-11

Location: Lagos

Job Description
• Our client requires a Software Mobile Developer with good understanding of software engineering and coding. The occupant of the role will be able to combine both remote and onsite work.

Job Summary
The ideal candidate is expected to be a Mobile Developer with prior developing experience to create and maintain mobile applications for Andriod, iOS and Windows devices. His/her responsibilities will include researching UI and UX trends, updating current applications and working with team members to brainstorm innovative ideas for new applications.

Skills requirements
• PROGRAMING LANGUAGES AND FRAMEWORKS- JavaScript (Node JS), Express, React JS, React Native
• DATABASES- MongoDB, Postgres SQL
• CONTINUOUS INTEGRATION / CONTINUOUS DELIVERY- Circle CI, Jenkins
• VERSION CONTROL - Git (Bitbucket)
• CONTAINERIZATION- Docker
• ARCHITECTURE TYPE- Micro Service
• SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT TOOL- Jira, XD
• ENVIRONMENT—Agile methodology
• API– APIARY for documentation, Postman for testing, etc

Qualifications and knowledge
• A Bachelor's degree in Computer Science or other related technology/engineering disciplines
• Proficient knowledge of relevant computer languages for Android, iOS and Windows devices.
• App design knowledge
• Software design knowledge
• Coding
• Native app writing ability
• Backend web services knowledge
• Knowledge of UX and UI, Unit tests, automation, and code reviews
• Creativity and brainstorming

Salary
• Salary is a minimum of N300,000 monthly

Application Closing Date
November 20, 2020

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their updated CVs to recruitment@stresertservices.com using "SHARB-11" as the subject of their application. Only shortlisted applicants will be contacted.
Jobs/Vacancies › Executive Director, Fix-politics (abuja) by dewiseacre(op): 10:51pm On Oct 30, 2020
COMPANY BRIEF
• See www.fixpolitics.org

LOCATION
• Abuja

JOB PURPOSE
• Responsible for delivering the mandate of the intiative to transform the current inhibitory climate and culture of public leadership by promoting value-based leadership, catalysing the emergence of an empowered and engagement electorate, producing skilled and reformed-minded political leaders as well as driving the design of public-led political and electoral reforms.
• Lead the strategic management of #FixPolitics Initiative, its School of Politics, Policy and Governance (SPPG) and its reform campaigns by developing, coordinating and implementing programmes, processes and systems geared towards realising the mandate.
• Pioneer the establishment of #FixPolitics Initiative’s School of Politics, Policy and Governance (SPPG) to drive cultural shift and governance programming capable of inculcating value-based, visionary and noble leadership mindsets necessary to shape the priorities of public office holders, improve the administration of public institutions, transform the quality of government, and produce empowered and engaged electorates.
• Champion the design and development of #FixPolitics Initiative’s public-led political and electoral reforms.

KEY RESPONSIBILITIES AREAS

Standards:
• Promote and enable principled and value driven leadership, that operates with integrity, openness, and transparency, exemplifying good governance and accountability culture within the organisation and across its footprints.
• Foster strong organisational culture and paradigm within the organisation by developing, inculcating and implementing change management approaches as needed.
• Ensure the integrity of the initiative by ensuring that activities, policies, actions and position statement of the programmes align with the set corporate policy, and that actions taken by the all stakeholders are consistent with the Initiative’s policy.
• Ensure shared-value and adherence to corporate policies in the development of partnerships, alliances and collaborations.

Strategic Leadership:
• Drive the realisation of #FixPolitics’ mandate by coordinating programmes, activities and campaigns of Work Study Groups (WSGs) geared towards expediting the emergence of an empowered and engaged electorate, engraving a new value-based public leadership paradigm and designing public-led political and electoral reforms.
• Promote growth by defining the long and short-term strategic direction of the initiative, implementing policies, systems and the strategic imperatives of the Board whilst recommending improvements to organisational policies and procedures where necessary.
• Enhance the organisational impact by overseeing the operations and activities of the initiative such as the SPPG, policy reform campaigns inter alia.
• Maintain an organisational climate that attracts, motivates, supports, and retains high quality employees and volunteers who are committed to #FixPolitics initiative’s vision, mission and values.
• Manage the human and financial resources of the initiative by setting operational goals, planning and monitoring adherence to budgets, managing organisational priorities as well as compliance with workforce planning.
• Recruit and line-manage staff in line with #FixPolitics Initiative’s policy, including performance management and staff development.
• Promote synergy and team-spirit by ensuring effective communication across the organisation and resolving corporate management issues where they arise.
• Represent the initiative by interfacing with internal and external entities such as the Board, staff, volunteers, participants, corporate partners, sponsors, donors, vendors, and other stakeholders.
• Foster the culture of continuous development by identifying and developing leadership skills in team members and participants, offering sound guidance and direction on complex/critical issues, addressing ongoing training needs, creating suitable opportunities for staff development and empowering individuals to take ownership of their own development.
• Forge and grow a network of international, continental and national partners and stakeholders committed to advancing the goals of #FixPolitics by developing and sharing a vision and programme of work that will engender buy-in and active participation from desired partners and stakeholders.
• Strengthen #FixPolitics’ brand identity by developing and implementing an integrated, organisation-wide strategic communications plan to broaden awareness of the initiative’s programmes and campaigns across key stakeholder audiences.
• Drive #FixPolitics communications by creating a brand/marketing/public relations strategy that will allow the executive and board leadership to cultivate and enhance meaningful relationships with targeted, high-level external audiences, including the media, public officials and key influencers as well as recognising internal and external communications opportunities and solutions, and defining and executing appropriate strategies to support them.

Program Management
• Head the School of Politics, Policy and Governance (SPPG) by leading the design and development of blueprints, curriculum and other requirements for the kick-start of the school as well as coordinating and overseeing the operations and activities of the school.
• Drive the initiative’s reform campaigns by identifying situations of interest, locating key points of change, mobilising think tanks, and platforms for a collective discuss, generating specific policy recommendations and action points, mounting an aggressive advocacy campaign that clearly communicates the most complex ideas in simple and attractive ways to build the case for policy reforms, and driving contact with the relevant stakeholder(s) to act on the reform agenda.
• Promote efficient execution of programmes by working closely with other stakeholders to ensure programmes receive necessary support as well as adequate participation and representation.
• Raise #FixPolitics’ profile by promoting outreach to identify potential participants for governance and reform programming.
• Grow the initiative’s network by attending external meetings, consultations with relevant government bodies and other stakeholder meetings relevant to governance, reform policy and sustainable development.
• Drive program awareness and participation by leveraging digital technologies, learning management systems, social media and millennial trends to ensure program and messaging accessibility, reach and penetration.

Compliance:
• Exemplify good governance by working closely with the Board, and ensuring adherence to internal policies and best practice.
• Ensure the integrity of reform policies developed by the initiative by compiling and maintaining copies of governance policies and documentation, checking that new policies are in line with core standards and best practice.
• Enhance internal policy reform development capacity and performance by referencing cutting-edge thinking and innovations, benchmarking good practice and promoting capacity building.

Accountability:
• Develop and implement a continuous capacity building and promotional programme to strengthen the understanding and adherence to policies and best practice in areas such as accountability, transparency, and decision-making, working closely with other relevant teams.
• Exemplify accountability by taking ownership of assigned tasks, honouring deadlines, ensuring timely delivery of outputs within defined cost and quality standard parameters, taking responsibility for own shortcomings and compliances as well as in supporting subordinates, provides oversight and takes responsibility for all delegated assignments.

Reporting:
• Ensure the implementation of effective reporting and communication systems by establishing management reporting systems and processes between the SPPG, reform programmes and the Board, constantly seeking to enhance the effectiveness of governance through innovative, appropriate, streamlined and coherent reporting.
• Promote Board engagement by ensuring adequate Board reporting and management information systems are in place, and performing regular quality and efficacy reviews of reporting systems in place for improvement.

SKILLS & EXPERIENCE

Knowledge:
• Knowledge of how to grow and scale a start-up.
• Expertise and knowledge of governance and best practice in organisational leadership.
• Knowledge on governance and stewardship particularly for not-for-profit and charity governance.
• Understanding of dynamics of a Board in an NGO setting.
• Mastery of change management and organisational building.
• Good knowledge of the contemporary development, governance and public administration issues as they affect developing countries.

Skills:
• Political judgment and astute people skills.
• Ability to work with volunteer leadership.
• Strategic thinking.
• Excellent communication skills.
• Ability to analyse, work within and reform complex organisational systems.
• Strong writing skills including development of documentation on relevant case studies.
• Fluency in English and any local language.

Experience:
• Experience of governance, board development, including leadership development, standards setting and their implementation.
• Experience working with volunteers at different levels.
• Project oversight and monitoring.
• Management of people including cross-cultural teams and distance management.
• Managing conflict.

Qualities:
• Flexible.
• Principled.
• Committed to making equal opportunities and diversity a reality.
• Committed and able to motivate others.
• Good political and cultural sensitivity, as well as judgment.

MINIMUM REQUIRED JOB SPECIFICATIONS

Academic and Professional:
• Master’s Degree or a Post graduate qualification in development studies, governance, political science, public administration or a related social science discipline

Experience:
• At least 8 years relevant work experience with similar developmental organisations, think tanks, public policy or inter-government organisations.
• Experience working in the field of public administration, policy reform and institutional strengthening.
• Minimum of 3 years’ experience in a senior management capacity.

REMUNERATION
• Attractive

APPLICATION
Interested applicants should forward CVs to mgtpositions@stresert.com using #FIXPOLITICS as subject. Only suitably qualified and shortlisted candidates will be contacted.
Politics › Re: Adetokunbo Abiru: Lagosians Are Proud Of Sanwo-Olu’s Achievements by dewiseacre(m): 12:50pm On Sep 08, 2020
Which Lagosians? Make e no join me ooo!!! When you ask my opinion wey I cast vote?
Nairaland General › Re: Police Officer Urinates, Breaks Own Order (Photo) by dewiseacre(m): 6:42pm On Sep 02, 2020
Picture of the year!!! The photographer deserves an award. A thousand things said with just one picture!
Romance › Re: Ghanaian Bride Weds Without Makeup And Accesories Yet Looks Amazing (photos) by dewiseacre(m): 8:44am On Sep 01, 2020
#TeamNatural...lovely kiss
I used to work with a young girl in her early 20s...she had a pouch that contained her make-up personal effects. She was always using the bathroom every 20 minutes to touch up. It's a shame that she'd become addicted and didn't ooze any self confidence once she'd not gone to do her routine touch up!! And she once told us that it was her mom that taught her. What a legacy cheesy
Crime › Suspicious Covid-19 Sms by dewiseacre(op): 5:21pm On Aug 30, 2020
Please I received this SMS today and it obviously looks suspicious. I am putting it out here to expose the numbers used and also for the network service providers to take note! How did these people register the lines? Can they be traced? Nairalanders, you can please call them for me and sw**r for them grin grin grin grin grin

Mods, please help put on the front page!

Romance › Re: Man Rolling On Owerri Mud Water To Propose To A Girl by dewiseacre(m): 7:33pm On Aug 29, 2020
It's the aftermath of those charmed waist beads and rings that these girls deal in...go and ask this man few days after, he'll tell you he didn't know what he was doing!
Romance › Re: My Fiance's Ex Is Fabricating Lies Against Me by dewiseacre(m): 10:11pm On Aug 18, 2020
Anything more than this feedback is a counterfeit!


yomi007k:
All of you need help.

From the emotional infidel married woman to the yeye boyfriend who keeps an ex as a close friend and you that have the intestinal mucosa to stomach all this crap.

I will pray for you all.

P.S This is no way an insult. If you feel insulted, I apologise.
Sports › Re: The Real Madrid Stadium Reconstruction Works by dewiseacre(m): 6:37pm On Jul 28, 2020
Visiting upon completion by God's grace!
Webmasters › Re: Advice Needed (web Hosting And Domain Issues) by dewiseacre(op): 9:45pm On Jul 26, 2020
Will go with this option and just change the name servers!

Debestweb3:
Buy the domain with a Nigerian domain reseller or any foreign domain reseller that sells .com.ng domain . Buy the hosting plan with the foreign hosting company and point the domain to the foreign hosting account.
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Beside your client already has his or her Domain registered with a Nigerian hosting company. So just buy the foreign hosting account and point the domain to it . There are many ways to do that . If you need help just contact me on Whatsapp 0701_543_35_02
Webmasters › Re: Advice Needed (web Hosting And Domain Issues) by dewiseacre(op): 2:39pm On Jul 26, 2020
Debestweb3:
Buy the domain with a Nigerian domain reseller or any foreign domain reseller that sells .com.ng domain . Buy the hosting plan with the foreign hosting company and point the domain to the foreign hosting account.
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Beside your client already has his or her Domain registered with a Nigerian hosting company. So just buy the foreign hosting account and point the domain to it . There are many ways to do that . If you need help just contact me on Whatsapp 0701_543_35_02
Super!
So we buy a hosting plan with the foreign company but leave the domain with the Nigerian company, and just point the domain to the host? So the .com.ng will not be affected in this case? The foreign company can host a .com.ng but can't sell a domain of same extension..is that your point?
Webmasters › Re: Advice Needed (web Hosting And Domain Issues) by dewiseacre(op): 2:35pm On Jul 26, 2020
LMServices:
Have your client purchase a .com domain and redirect his current to the new one and then peacefully move to a foreign web hosting provider. Other alternatives can be recommended but any sane, business minded person will never embrace a .com.ng domain for security reasons.

Privacy is everything in today's world and that should be prioritised over pricing.
Fantastic! We actually have a .com of this website, which redirects to .com.ng when you type it
My concern with this is that all emails are .com.ng. So how will these emails be affected if for instance we get the .com domain plus hosting from the foreign company but still want all emails to be .com.ng (will redirecting automatically solve this issue)??
Webmasters › Advice Needed (web Hosting And Domain Issues) by dewiseacre(op): 11:25pm On Jul 25, 2020
Please I need your technical advice (not just someone willing to sell a brand to me)

I have a client whose website is hosted by a Nigerian host (don't want to spoil their market here grin). The client has been complaining about their emails mostly going to the SPAM folders of recipients. So I forwarded the complaint to the host company, they worked on it, but the client says the problem still persists till now. So I thought the best option would be to go for a foreign host, but a popular one said that they don't do .ng extension. So there lies the issue - my client's website is a .com.ng but this foreign host company doesn't do .com.ng.
Anyways, what do you advise as the way forward? Please note, the client has made up his mind to go with a foreign host company. Any good foreign host that accepts .com.ng?
Travel › Re: FG To Shut Third Mainland Bridge For Six Months by dewiseacre(m): 8:00pm On Jul 06, 2020
It's a cultural thing and it's deep rooted in our system. The other day those old men in the house went berserk because Keyamo questioned their rather selfish and personal aggrandizement in the name of "we are working for the people." I'm neither pro APC cause even the SAN's structuring of the whole thing is equally faulty.

Politicians are the same. Selfish and pretentious. You want to renovate 3rd Mainland bridge for the people but you don't offer palliatives or care about how these people will cope during the period. "They should just endure (as they always have)."

I would rather spend 12 months putting structures and systems in place to make life better for the PEOPLE [during the project], so they don't die before it ends in 6-months!
Phones › Re: Dual Core, Quad Core, Octa Core. What Do They Mean? by dewiseacre(m): 7:27pm On Jun 20, 2020
The OP kept answering "yes and no" to his own questions. What could be more confusing
Celebrities › Re: Dan Foster Dies Of COVID-19 Disease - Independent.ng by dewiseacre(m): 6:35pm On Jun 17, 2020
Met him twice back then...remember the last one was with Ali Baba at his station's *Praise Jam* that year. He was just pluto miles ahead of all these fake OAPs now forming phonetics grin (mixing American with Indian and Lekki accent)...on Sundays after playing songs from Casting Crowns, Sarah Groves and co...he'll say, "the devil can't have all the good music"
...RIP bro!
Career › Re: Should I Expose Them? by dewiseacre(m): 7:51pm On May 21, 2020
You're just attaching unnecessary empathy to a wrongdoing. What is wrong is always wrong!! Will you approve of a highway criminal who robs and kills because the family back home is hungry? There are times keeping quiet is a sin; there are times it's tantamount to being an accomplice!

What if you were the boss in this case?

Anyways, OP, pls do the right thing and find a way to expose these people. The earlier, the better cause you are not safe yourself having reprimanded them before. One of them might even be reading this now.

Read Proverbs 3:5-6 and pray to the HOLY SPIRIT to guide your decision


Fabulouzjoseph:
Life itself is not fair. Suffering and pain is part of human existence.

You are in a dilema any action you take now you will still end up hurting someone.


If you report: you are going to put your co-workers and their family in trouble, they will lose their job and they will also go to jail if not for life.

If you choose not to report you will be harming the md and she might lose her business.

either ways you are going to hurt people.

And as such i will advice you to focus on yourself and mind your business.
Health › Re: How I Burnt My Chest After Using Harsh Chemicals On It (Graphic) by dewiseacre(m): 1:30pm On May 21, 2020
Pls how old is this guy?
Family › Re: Time To Divorce My Wife? by dewiseacre(m): 8:40pm On May 05, 2020
When a child is born, he/she comes on a clean slate. Genetics and the immediate environment then forms character, habits and personality.

What past events of this lady do you think could have informed this character? What you see today is a character formed over the years because of circumstances that probably weren't her fault.

Don't involve anyone...get into a heart to heart talk about past events of her life...not to judge but to empathize. Try to identify the root cause of why she's become who she is now, don't judge that person!!

Let her see this thread to show how far you've been hurt, but let her know you really don't want to leave her.

Trust the Holy Spirit to guide you all the way!
Health › Re: "Arrest Bill Gates": Americans Protest Against Bill Gates' Vaccines (Video) by dewiseacre(m): 2:43pm On May 03, 2020
Unfortunately, the message of the Cross is foolishness to those who're perishing
1Corinthians 1:18

The fool says in his heart there's no God
Psalm 14:1

...so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name Revelations 13:17

These were written even before Bill Gates or anyone reading this were born...


Whether Bill Gates is the perpetrator of the utopianism agenda or not, let Christians cease from trying to convince or arguing about with those who are blinded by spiritual truth...focus on Christ and what is to come. God bless as many as have the Spirit of discernment!

Health › Lagos Reduces Social Gathering To 20 by dewiseacre(op): 6:37pm On Mar 21, 2020
From the earlier 50, the Lagos state government has now reduced the number of social gathering to 20 putting into consideration the recent per day increase in the number of people testing positive to Covid-19!

Means no church service tomorrow be that!


Source
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/03/21/covid-19-lagos-reduces-social-gathering-from-50-to-20/
Celebrities › Re: Kenny Rogers Dies At 81 (Photos) by dewiseacre(m): 12:54pm On Mar 21, 2020
osesology:
This man was a fvcking racist! He never liked black people. And he never performs to a black crowd. He was a professed racist.
Every man has a weakness...but it's how far you impact lives with your strength that matters!! Not that I doubt or believe your claims
Celebrities › Re: Kenny Rogers Dies At 81 (Photos) by dewiseacre(m): 12:49pm On Mar 21, 2020
"You don't have to fight to be a man"...his lyrics were off the chart. He's one of the reasons why I think country music is the best genre...unless words don't move you!!
RIP man
Crime › Re: Uber Passenger Jumps Into Lagos Lagoon by dewiseacre(m): 12:30am On Feb 16, 2020
Pls is third mainland bridge a toilet? It's amazing how everyone is not addressing this part of the story...Shithole capital of the world!!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Protests In Tehran After Iran Admits Shooting Down Plane by dewiseacre(m): 12:54pm On Jan 12, 2020
And what led to Suleimani being killed? These days everyone too wants to say something...follow follow!


9jayes:
Blame everything on Trump, if he hadn't killed Suleimani Iran wouldn't have shut down the plane by mistake. 176 people just die like chicken cos of Trump.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Do I Handle This Issue At Work? by dewiseacre(m): 5:26pm On Dec 28, 2019
Okay! First off, you need to COMMUNICATE reasons why you've taken the steps you've taken so far..for transparency sakes. You even need to have them documented in an Employee handbook. Let that clear the air about their false accusations.. Let the world see your corporate goals and what you're trying to achieve.

Secondly, you need to weed out as many as you deem are not for the progress of the school. You can use a Consulting company to carry out a staff audit to execute this! You seem to be running on sentiments...and that's what they've been using to exploit the school. If you're SURE they've abused the opportunity and are not for the progress of the institution, they have to leave...for the progress of the school and safety of your life!

Then recruit competent hands using a Consulting firm too...they have to be strategic with this. And ensure it's with a company that offers recruitment replacement warranty at no cost should you not find any of the new hires hitting the ground running. To attract the best new hands you can improve on the pay slightly in order to be competitive and retain them.

If you're in Lagos, you can talk to me for more guidance. I'm a Human Resources Consultant.

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