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RomanceRe: Ghanaian Bride Weds Without Makeup And Accesories Yet Looks Amazing (photos) by dewiseacre(m): 8:44am On Sep 01, 2020
#TeamNatural...lovely kiss
I used to work with a young girl in her early 20s...she had a pouch that contained her make-up personal effects. She was always using the bathroom every 20 minutes to touch up. It's a shame that she'd become addicted and didn't ooze any self confidence once she'd not gone to do her routine touch up!! And she once told us that it was her mom that taught her. What a legacy cheesy
CrimeSuspicious Covid-19 Sms by dewiseacre(op): 5:21pm On Aug 30, 2020
Please I received this SMS today and it obviously looks suspicious. I am putting it out here to expose the numbers used and also for the network service providers to take note! How did these people register the lines? Can they be traced? Nairalanders, you can please call them for me and sw**r for them grin grin grin grin grin

Mods, please help put on the front page!

RomanceRe: Man Rolling On Owerri Mud Water To Propose To A Girl by dewiseacre(m): 7:33pm On Aug 29, 2020
It's the aftermath of those charmed waist beads and rings that these girls deal in...go and ask this man few days after, he'll tell you he didn't know what he was doing!
RomanceRe: My Fiance's Ex Is Fabricating Lies Against Me by dewiseacre(m): 10:11pm On Aug 18, 2020
Anything more than this feedback is a counterfeit!


yomi007k:
All of you need help.

From the emotional infidel married woman to the yeye boyfriend who keeps an ex as a close friend and you that have the intestinal mucosa to stomach all this crap.

I will pray for you all.

P.S This is no way an insult. If you feel insulted, I apologise.
SportsRe: The Real Madrid Stadium Reconstruction Works by dewiseacre(m): 6:37pm On Jul 28, 2020
Visiting upon completion by God's grace!
WebmastersRe: Advice Needed (web Hosting And Domain Issues) by dewiseacre(op): 9:45pm On Jul 26, 2020
Will go with this option and just change the name servers!

Debestweb3:
Buy the domain with a Nigerian domain reseller or any foreign domain reseller that sells .com.ng domain . Buy the hosting plan with the foreign hosting company and point the domain to the foreign hosting account.
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Beside your client already has his or her Domain registered with a Nigerian hosting company. So just buy the foreign hosting account and point the domain to it . There are many ways to do that . If you need help just contact me on Whatsapp 0701_543_35_02
WebmastersRe: Advice Needed (web Hosting And Domain Issues) by dewiseacre(op): 2:39pm On Jul 26, 2020
Debestweb3:
Buy the domain with a Nigerian domain reseller or any foreign domain reseller that sells .com.ng domain . Buy the hosting plan with the foreign hosting company and point the domain to the foreign hosting account.
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Beside your client already has his or her Domain registered with a Nigerian hosting company. So just buy the foreign hosting account and point the domain to it . There are many ways to do that . If you need help just contact me on Whatsapp 0701_543_35_02
Super!
So we buy a hosting plan with the foreign company but leave the domain with the Nigerian company, and just point the domain to the host? So the .com.ng will not be affected in this case? The foreign company can host a .com.ng but can't sell a domain of same extension..is that your point?
WebmastersRe: Advice Needed (web Hosting And Domain Issues) by dewiseacre(op): 2:35pm On Jul 26, 2020
LMServices:
Have your client purchase a .com domain and redirect his current to the new one and then peacefully move to a foreign web hosting provider. Other alternatives can be recommended but any sane, business minded person will never embrace a .com.ng domain for security reasons.

Privacy is everything in today's world and that should be prioritised over pricing.
Fantastic! We actually have a .com of this website, which redirects to .com.ng when you type it
My concern with this is that all emails are .com.ng. So how will these emails be affected if for instance we get the .com domain plus hosting from the foreign company but still want all emails to be .com.ng (will redirecting automatically solve this issue)??
WebmastersAdvice Needed (web Hosting And Domain Issues) by dewiseacre(op): 11:25pm On Jul 25, 2020
Please I need your technical advice (not just someone willing to sell a brand to me)

I have a client whose website is hosted by a Nigerian host (don't want to spoil their market here grin). The client has been complaining about their emails mostly going to the SPAM folders of recipients. So I forwarded the complaint to the host company, they worked on it, but the client says the problem still persists till now. So I thought the best option would be to go for a foreign host, but a popular one said that they don't do .ng extension. So there lies the issue - my client's website is a .com.ng but this foreign host company doesn't do .com.ng.
Anyways, what do you advise as the way forward? Please note, the client has made up his mind to go with a foreign host company. Any good foreign host that accepts .com.ng?
TravelRe: FG To Shut Third Mainland Bridge For Six Months by dewiseacre(m): 8:00pm On Jul 06, 2020
It's a cultural thing and it's deep rooted in our system. The other day those old men in the house went berserk because Keyamo questioned their rather selfish and personal aggrandizement in the name of "we are working for the people." I'm neither pro APC cause even the SAN's structuring of the whole thing is equally faulty.

Politicians are the same. Selfish and pretentious. You want to renovate 3rd Mainland bridge for the people but you don't offer palliatives or care about how these people will cope during the period. "They should just endure (as they always have)."

I would rather spend 12 months putting structures and systems in place to make life better for the PEOPLE [during the project], so they don't die before it ends in 6-months!
PhonesRe: Dual Core, Quad Core, Octa Core. What Do They Mean? by dewiseacre(m): 7:27pm On Jun 20, 2020
The OP kept answering "yes and no" to his own questions. What could be more confusing
CelebritiesRe: Dan Foster Dies Of COVID-19 Disease - Independent.ng by dewiseacre(m): 6:35pm On Jun 17, 2020
Met him twice back then...remember the last one was with Ali Baba at his station's *Praise Jam* that year. He was just pluto miles ahead of all these fake OAPs now forming phonetics grin (mixing American with Indian and Lekki accent)...on Sundays after playing songs from Casting Crowns, Sarah Groves and co...he'll say, "the devil can't have all the good music"
...RIP bro!
CareerRe: Should I Expose Them? by dewiseacre(m): 7:51pm On May 21, 2020
You're just attaching unnecessary empathy to a wrongdoing. What is wrong is always wrong!! Will you approve of a highway criminal who robs and kills because the family back home is hungry? There are times keeping quiet is a sin; there are times it's tantamount to being an accomplice!

What if you were the boss in this case?

Anyways, OP, pls do the right thing and find a way to expose these people. The earlier, the better cause you are not safe yourself having reprimanded them before. One of them might even be reading this now.

Read Proverbs 3:5-6 and pray to the HOLY SPIRIT to guide your decision


Fabulouzjoseph:
Life itself is not fair. Suffering and pain is part of human existence.

You are in a dilema any action you take now you will still end up hurting someone.


If you report: you are going to put your co-workers and their family in trouble, they will lose their job and they will also go to jail if not for life.

If you choose not to report you will be harming the md and she might lose her business.

either ways you are going to hurt people.

And as such i will advice you to focus on yourself and mind your business.
HealthRe: How I Burnt My Chest After Using Harsh Chemicals On It (Graphic) by dewiseacre(m): 1:30pm On May 21, 2020
Pls how old is this guy?
FamilyRe: Time To Divorce My Wife? by dewiseacre(m): 8:40pm On May 05, 2020
When a child is born, he/she comes on a clean slate. Genetics and the immediate environment then forms character, habits and personality.

What past events of this lady do you think could have informed this character? What you see today is a character formed over the years because of circumstances that probably weren't her fault.

Don't involve anyone...get into a heart to heart talk about past events of her life...not to judge but to empathize. Try to identify the root cause of why she's become who she is now, don't judge that person!!

Let her see this thread to show how far you've been hurt, but let her know you really don't want to leave her.

Trust the Holy Spirit to guide you all the way!
HealthRe: "Arrest Bill Gates": Americans Protest Against Bill Gates' Vaccines (Video) by dewiseacre(m): 2:43pm On May 03, 2020
Unfortunately, the message of the Cross is foolishness to those who're perishing
1Corinthians 1:18

The fool says in his heart there's no God
Psalm 14:1

...so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name Revelations 13:17

These were written even before Bill Gates or anyone reading this were born...


Whether Bill Gates is the perpetrator of the utopianism agenda or not, let Christians cease from trying to convince or arguing about with those who are blinded by spiritual truth...focus on Christ and what is to come. God bless as many as have the Spirit of discernment!

HealthLagos Reduces Social Gathering To 20 by dewiseacre(op): 6:37pm On Mar 21, 2020
From the earlier 50, the Lagos state government has now reduced the number of social gathering to 20 putting into consideration the recent per day increase in the number of people testing positive to Covid-19!

Means no church service tomorrow be that!


Source
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/03/21/covid-19-lagos-reduces-social-gathering-from-50-to-20/
CelebritiesRe: Kenny Rogers Dies At 81 (Photos) by dewiseacre(m): 12:54pm On Mar 21, 2020
osesology:
This man was a fvcking racist! He never liked black people. And he never performs to a black crowd. He was a professed racist.
Every man has a weakness...but it's how far you impact lives with your strength that matters!! Not that I doubt or believe your claims
CelebritiesRe: Kenny Rogers Dies At 81 (Photos) by dewiseacre(m): 12:49pm On Mar 21, 2020
"You don't have to fight to be a man"...his lyrics were off the chart. He's one of the reasons why I think country music is the best genre...unless words don't move you!!
RIP man
CrimeRe: Uber Passenger Jumps Into Lagos Lagoon by dewiseacre(m): 12:30am On Feb 16, 2020
Pls is third mainland bridge a toilet? It's amazing how everyone is not addressing this part of the story...Shithole capital of the world!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Protests In Tehran After Iran Admits Shooting Down Plane by dewiseacre(m): 12:54pm On Jan 12, 2020
And what led to Suleimani being killed? These days everyone too wants to say something...follow follow!


9jayes:
Blame everything on Trump, if he hadn't killed Suleimani Iran wouldn't have shut down the plane by mistake. 176 people just die like chicken cos of Trump.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do I Handle This Issue At Work? by dewiseacre(m): 5:26pm On Dec 28, 2019
Okay! First off, you need to COMMUNICATE reasons why you've taken the steps you've taken so far..for transparency sakes. You even need to have them documented in an Employee handbook. Let that clear the air about their false accusations.. Let the world see your corporate goals and what you're trying to achieve.

Secondly, you need to weed out as many as you deem are not for the progress of the school. You can use a Consulting company to carry out a staff audit to execute this! You seem to be running on sentiments...and that's what they've been using to exploit the school. If you're SURE they've abused the opportunity and are not for the progress of the institution, they have to leave...for the progress of the school and safety of your life!

Then recruit competent hands using a Consulting firm too...they have to be strategic with this. And ensure it's with a company that offers recruitment replacement warranty at no cost should you not find any of the new hires hitting the ground running. To attract the best new hands you can improve on the pay slightly in order to be competitive and retain them.

If you're in Lagos, you can talk to me for more guidance. I'm a Human Resources Consultant.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mention One Thing Nobody Taught You How To Do But You Can Do It Very Well?? by dewiseacre(m): 8:49pm On Oct 23, 2019
Free hand sketching/drawing
SportsRe: Worldrankings Top 50 Clubs In The World: Barca On The Top, Real Madrid 5th by dewiseacre(m): 4:34pm On Oct 12, 2019
Valencia is no 5? undecided
How did moderators allow this kind of baseless ranking get to front page?
CrimeRe: New Ways of Scammers and How I Was Almost Duped In Ikorodu Today by dewiseacre(m): 1:37pm On Oct 12, 2019
....and people here are not even condemning your act of agreeing to lie and inflate figures. It seems normal to them! A generation of people who fault others but cannot even see their own acts of wickedness...

Let's imagine if all went well...and then the boss you agreed to swindle puts up his own story here too!

Let every single person who's commented on this story put themselves in the shoes of the boss for a minute....and you too OP!
CelebritiesRe: 2Face And Faze Reunite, Perform Live On Stage In Abuja (Photo) by dewiseacre(m): 12:59pm On Oct 12, 2019
Plantashun Boiz
- Faze is the most talented!
- 2 face is the luckiest!
- Blackface is the most unfortunate!
SportsRe: Simone Biles Becomes Most Decorated Female Gymnast In History by dewiseacre(m): 1:38pm On Oct 09, 2019
Blinkers:
cool

Arianne, rising from a ugly background as the daughter of a drug-addicted mother and an equally drug-addicted/absentee father, living in and out of foster homes, to growing into Olympic stardom and achieving an elite status as the most successful gymnast in the history of the sport is no mean feat!

22 years of age and still counting.

Go girl!!!
This not so pleasant background is her true driving force!
SportsRe: Tyson Fury Sparks Brawl With Braun Strowman In WWE Ring,Security Rush In(Photos) by dewiseacre(m): 3:30pm On Oct 08, 2019
Did you watch one of the Superman movies where someone shot straight into his eyeball and the bullet got mangled? Yes, that same feeling of excitement and nostalgia watching your 'hero' in a movie is the same I get from WWE - well, maybe just about 40% of it grin

But my point is..movies are scripted and acted and so is WWE! Some of us love wrestling not because we are fools, but because we enjoy the script and moves that come with every episode! Period!!!
RomanceRe: Ghanaian Groom Unable To Carry His Plus-Sized Bride On Wedding Day In Ghana by dewiseacre(m): 2:56pm On Oct 04, 2019
This is just savagery!!!

AntiBrutus:
He shouldn't try such again. There are things you commit to God. He alone can move mountains...

Cute couple smiley
PoliticsRe: Betty Anyanwu-Akeredolu Idanre Hills’ Post: Tajudeen Adefisoye Reacts by dewiseacre(m): 6:28pm On Aug 28, 2019
Sounds like one of the frustrated ones...and this one is definitely an ancestor at that...with his use of invectives and lexicography...and he knows black American history too (probably was in the same class as MLK).

Good luck with your ranting Sir!


OgboAto:
LOL a lot of you folks trying really hard to appear educated are largely foolish illiterates.

If you had any modicum of proper education you would know that a ‘marketing pitch’ without consideration of immediate reality & context - as i her case, the reality of Naija multi-ethnic reality & the context of bad inter-ethnic relations between Ibo & Yoruba - is a bad pitching at all levels. If you went into a black community & picthed nonsense about forgetting MLK & saying Trump, Hillary or Sanders were the real deal, you would get overrn by a barrage of negative reactions.

People like you are reasons Naija & Africa are backward. You try too hard to act western while your foooking black butt of illiteracy & entirely low intelligence is exposed to people who can see through your gab of ‘enlightened’.

You, the Betty & commenters like yourself are stxpid. QED.
PoliticsRe: Betty Anyanwu-Akeredolu Idanre Hills’ Post: Tajudeen Adefisoye Reacts by dewiseacre(m): 9:37pm On Aug 27, 2019
Nigerians are frustrated and that's why they get edgy every time. A lot are also follow-follow, they think in just the direction of the crowd and cannot think outside the box.

I can bet everyone blaming this woman failed English literature...going berserk over a 'marketing pitch' that wasn't meant to be taken literally!

It's people like these that will call one a murderer if you simply wrote "..he killed the game"

Kai!!
PhonesRe: Google Records Everything You Say Around Your Phone. Learn How To Delete Them by dewiseacre(m): 10:14am On Aug 23, 2019
foolbuster:
Google started out good. But now they are this monster. They are rapidly tagging everybody in the world. No one is safe. They have almost everyones data. There is no such thing as privacy anymore.
They are gathering data for the Antichrist. When he rules the world he will know where everyone is and what everyone's doing at every particular time using this technology (probably bought over by another company then and at a more advanced stage). Then chips (mark of the beast) will be inserted in people's bodies for transaction purposes in the name of a cashless one-world system.

Last week I heard Scientists were on the verge of creating perfect human cells that won't allow people to die or be sick again (they may however be killed by other disasters like car accidents or gunshot wounds)...and that's quite a laudable feat. However it only confirms what the book of Revelations said in chapter 9 verse 6..."and in those days men shall seek death and not find it, and shall desire to die but death will flee from them"

All these technological feats are quite impressive and valuable to mankind...but for those who understand the times, they know that the beginning of the end is upon us!

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