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Lol....I was just thinking of this.

I actually have two cases.

1. There's this girl that is always playing "shaky bombom and co music with her battery radio and speaker early in the morning when someone is supposed to be worshipping God for the gift of another day.....the thing used to pain me ehn until I couldn't bear it again and I decided to do her back. I will wake before her and start playing ariaria church music on my sound system, then open my Window and door sothat she will be feeling the echoes and vibration in her room and she won't even hear herself talk more of the sound of her battery radio; when she sees me by day she will just be frowning her face and me I will be like "is it my concern? "...lolss

2. There's this guy that always comes to remind me that the water is on and after informing me he will not want to go. I started wondering why, cos I normally don't like entertaining unwanted guests especially when im rushing for work not knowing that he usually comes to feed his eyes.....Lol, guys can be really crazy....well urs truly caught the drift and outsmarted him in his game. Now whenever he comes with his information as he has made himself "minister for information"....i will just shout from inside my room "I'm aware, thank u "

WiseFool2:
How do I get a new OTP? I flashed my phone and downloaded another app. I tried registering again and was told the OTP was correct.

U don't register again, u activate.

Mynd44:
Exactly!

If tade steal Sade's ATM card, he can go change her phone number straight. He wont even bother using the ATM card again, just start using the USSD service to move out her money.

These guys at First Bank did not think this through at all. Thats if they thought about it at all

Firstly in cases like this there's the probability of pin compromise which the bank is not liable for, however upon registration of the new phone number a one time password will be sent to the registered number which helps in confirming ownership.

Plus the registration takes effect within a space of 24 to 48 hours which is enough time for the customer to alert the bank of any foul play.

But then a great majority of the Nigerian populace are yet to be technologically savvy but we hope for less cases of frauds and scams which are the likely risks inherent in such advancements as this .....the bvn scams are still fresh in our memories.

SirKriz:
There's a vulnerability here. If somehow someone gets your Debit card, your pin and then changes your phone number, how will you even get to know on time to take actions?

What security measures are put in place to guard against scenarios like this?

A one time password is sent to the registered phone number.....

40kobo77:
Very funny.

Nairalanders wey never enter plane before go comment, and nothing go pain me pass if anybody wey dey stay Kogi comment for this page.

Una don see plane for Kogi State before?una get where plane dey land for Bayelsa?

Only us the Lagos guys go comment here.

Lol....Haba bros why na? Abi we offend u before

Pangea:
Let them get ready!
Hurricane Maria is on its way!
Category 3 now

Lol.....why Maria?

But it's crazy how these whites christen these storms, I keep wondering who even gives these names? do they sit and deliberate on what to call each storm? And why all feminine names? ....So many funny questions I'd like to ask them.

crazygod:
I know what they mean. Jst wondering if bank workers go on strike considering banks are privately owned

Yes na....remember the subsidy strike?.... everybody was involved.

How ever there may be skeletal services based on relationship and the ATM machines must dispense that's certain.

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] sorry i dont talk to girls like u, bye bye Felicia [/color]
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Alright. ...Good a thing u know ur limits. Always be a good boy okay. Gudnyte.

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] know ur level here, dont mention me next time [/color]
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Who the hell are you?. ..please go and sit down somewhere.

When u mentioned the young lady and gave her unwarranted insult ,did she mention u?

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] i checked ur dp [/color]
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And what exactly is the fun in ridiculing a fellow human?. ...I mean just how much more heartless can u get? What exactly did she do to u?

cerowo:
And wat is that for

Don't mind that boy jare

soberdrunk:
Congratulations!!! I have nothing but respect for those who are lucky to find 'true' love that they decide to cement with 'marriage', love for some of us cost between 10-15k every other night with the risk of waking up and realizing that vital items like remote controls, chargers, wallets etc have gone missing

Lol....this is hilarious. .....but bros if the methods u've been using has not been working, I think it's time u changed it. U can't expect to get a different result whilst still using the same approach.

I wish u luck in ur search.

Explorers:
I just don't like girls using these sandals then, they're too proud.


St Louis girls those days.

They look you as if you're not human

You greet them, they snub you.

They iron their uniform like there's no tomorrow, and it will never get rough no matter how hard they play.


To ask them out, one need to rehearsal and master English for days.


Most times we see them and we forget everything we've downloaded to say. Something will be like what's wrong with you, you saw her and can't talk.

Thanks to letter writing.

Lol....Na senior girls dey wear this sandals that year

Balkan:
l was inside church l could'nt edit. Thanks

So when u Don ask question about bobby finish, u come run enter church.

Kai, May deliverance fall on u, say amen.

Andy2274:
. So Buhari is the competent President abi? Let him tell the nation how much he spent on his trips to London. Doctors are on strike because of non payment of salaries while he is busy travelling abroad for treatment. All the nonsense he vomited during campaign he is eating them now. Just as those Corpers were killed in Bauchi because he did not win election in 2011, so will his own be.

And he cannot identify simple sarcasm when he sees one.

I don't seem to have the pleasure of understanding this thread, what it intends to achieve and why it is on front page.

eunisam:
I can't sleep without dreaming .even in the day time, I must dream.

Same with me and I don't forget them. If it seems like I want to forget I try to meditate on a fragment or jot it down and that is it.

Tapout:
selling it to unsuspecting individuals is a crime against humanity

Just get a picture of a vulture and then imagine eating the laps of what u think is a chicken, cracking and sucking up the juicy bone marrow...and then someone wispers in ur ear, that's a vulture bro, a furking dirty ass Nigerian vulture for that matter

Lol...crazy indeed

Nostradamus:
I am concerned about how the meat was discovered to be vulture.

Go and read the story again

Mynd44:
Any bank that refuses is breaking the law and you can report the bank. They will be sanctioned accordingly

As in how?....when did nimc become a regulatory body?

What exactly is ur challenge? That u were suspended unjustly or that it was done via a phone call. ....

U should be looking for ways to get back ur job not wearing such air of arrogance ...... when them dey even sack ogas with sms, u dey talk.

As for making a case out of this, just forget it. It will be dead on arrival......u have just two options : either to make peace with ur boss and make him understand why u reacted the way u did or take the exit.

EgunMogaji:
I just thought it's odd for someone that doesn't know me to refer to me as elder.

No worries.

I have 15 year old towels here.

Oh my bad...my sincere apologies.....I usually find it difficult using people's monikers, it's even more difficult choosing an appropriate tittle so I just make use of any tittle handy ....really sorry about that. I will learn to watch my care free attitude...

Goodnight Mr.

EgunMogaji:
I'm not online elder o

What do you mean by yam and knife dey my hand?

Lol...why are u having issues with "elder".......issokay.

By that phrase I meant the decision to discard or not to discard is yours so I aint pushing it.

EgunMogaji:
Elder? Where did that come from?

Anyways, no throwing way of towel here. That's wasteful.

Oh I see u don't want to grow old...thought u are potential elder....Lol.

On the towel ish, yam and knife dey ur hand.

petishegzy:
I guess ur bf has krokro

Why do u want to start a brawl? ? ...just why?. U these online pips, someone cannot just play with u guys without it getting nasty...

Anyway I won't blame u...I started it. So bye and cheers.
For the records, I don't have a bf with krokro. Thanks

petishegzy:
Lol...Which 1 is krokro agaain oh..is dat d latest disease in town?

Lol...don't mind me jare

EgunMogaji:
Why would I discard a towel?

Wastefulness in it's absolute form.

Lol....elder, u need to discard it when it has past it's useful life

[quote author=GODAKPAN post=59446433][/quote]Wow....what a nice guy.....thanks dear was just being naughty, datzall

GODAKPAN:
Got my last towel less than a year now and the oldest about three years, but i have over ten at home and uses one at a time. Interchanging them makes me feel there are new. meanwhile all are white colour, although different sizes. No plan to discard any but might rather buy more if i travel.

Bros buy for me too oo....I like pink color. Thank u in advance

petishegzy:
Until my Girlfriend says it's smelling

Meanwhile,I dnt av gf thou..Ama kip using it until I av one

Lol....make u sha no carry krokro oo

ngwababe:
Dem dey change towel?

Lol...e really reach to ask

I buy new fancy towels at regular intervals. ...so I don't really reason discarding as they're all looking brand new. ...