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Family / Re: Females In Nigeria (F.I.N) Facebook Member, Nags Husband To Death by Dfinex(f): 10:25pm On May 17, 2017
Mujaheeeden:
Can i be ur bf grin

That ain't a problem if you can convert ur bank balance in dollar, Euro or pounds and tell us how much that will be.

Simply put how much is your net worth grin
Family / Re: Females In Nigeria (F.I.N) Facebook Member, Nags Husband To Death by Dfinex(f): 7:49pm On May 17, 2017
Mujaheeeden:
Tell the dolt to get himself a job and stop disturbing this sweet lady


Did I not tell u there's no dot nor comma or whatever it is u called?
Family / Re: Females In Nigeria (F.I.N) Facebook Member, Nags Husband To Death by Dfinex(f): 5:48pm On May 17, 2017
Mujaheeeden:
Are you the breadwinner?

Yeah...I'm the garri-winner
Family / Re: Females In Nigeria (F.I.N) Facebook Member, Nags Husband To Death by Dfinex(f): 9:48am On May 17, 2017
Mujaheeeden:
A pretty Dame without a boyfriend, that's a Buhari kind of Lie.



Lol...I ain't lying bro. ...maintaining a boyfriend is currently expensive
Romance / Re: Sex In The Hospital by Dfinex(f): 9:45am On May 17, 2017
rex444:
U should go there more often,i noticed it sobers you. The one place we go and ever remain grateful to God for good health...

Yeah it does sober me....but going there is in no way a funfare to me, so it's a no no
Family / Re: Females In Nigeria (F.I.N) Facebook Member, Nags Husband To Death by Dfinex(f): 10:13pm On May 16, 2017
Mujaheeeden:
Jux negodu. Don't nag if you want your bf to be happy with you

sorry, I don't know what u are talking about as I ain't gat no boyfriend
Family / Re: Females In Nigeria (F.I.N) Facebook Member, Nags Husband To Death by Dfinex(f): 9:27pm On May 16, 2017
Mujaheeeden:
monitoring spirit tongue
yeah....trying to keep u from all evils
Politics / Re: The Day I Discovered The True Wealth Of Nigeria __by Strive Masiyiwa by Dfinex(f): 9:02pm On May 16, 2017
interesting

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Family / Re: Females In Nigeria (F.I.N) Facebook Member, Nags Husband To Death by Dfinex(f): 8:23pm On May 16, 2017
Mujaheeeden:
I'd rather remain unmarried than to marry a nagging wife

na so.....U don dey old dey go oo
Romance / Re: 6 Things men want in a relationship by Dfinex(f): 10:29pm On May 14, 2017
Is that all

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Romance / Re: Sex In The Hospital by Dfinex(f): 3:08pm On May 14, 2017
JanuaryTempest:


Exactly! Same here. I have spent a night in hospital though because I was scheduled for a surgery early the next morning. It was horrible. For starters, there was a "crazy" guy that they brought in. He was either high or coming off something because he was hallucinating all over the place & had broken his hand. His mom said he punched a wall, while fighting off the things he was hallucinating about. To make matters worse, he was put in the same room with me & had to be tied down on the bed because he kept trying to run away. So there was that & him saying scary stuff. I couldn't keep my eyes off him, I was really scared of him. On top of that, there's the roaming killer thing I keep associating with hospitals. It was hell because they switch the lights off at night & only leave them on in the hallways. So you keep seeing shadows underneath the door. Every time I heard a screeching sound I became convinced the killer was scraping his hook against the wall...coming. I became so scared that I asked one of the nurses if I could come sit with them at the nurses' station because I just couldn't function with the crazy guy in the same room & all the other unseen noise that could be from a nutcase on a mission to kill. Thank God they agreed. From that day until today, hospitals are a no-no for me. There's just too much there to make you imagine all sorts of things.

Hahaha, babe u won't kee me @roaming killer .

...but seriously it ain't funny. I used to wonder how people continue staying in the same ward when a ward mate dies.......gush I will just run mad. there's no day I do hospital visitation that I don't come back either depressed or crying, and some fellows are getting aroused there. ...strange!!!

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Romance / Re: Sex In The Hospital by Dfinex(f): 1:05pm On May 14, 2017
JanuaryTempest:
Hospitals are very creepy to me. Even the smell is a turn off. How some people can get aroused in a hospital is a mystery to me. When I think hospital, I think killer with an arm hook wandering the halls at night, for some reason. Hence I pray to never be admitted at a hospital because I would never sleep. I also think about crazy people & death. So no, it wouldn't do for me.

thought I was the only one with such phobia for hospitals. ....funny enough I really have had no reason to be admitted in the hospital (all thanks to God )

whenever I'm compelled to visit someone, l'm always in a hurry to leave....such an unconducive place for me.

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Nairaland / General / Re: 7-Year-Old Boy Electrocuted In Benin (Photos, Video) by Dfinex(f): 10:51am On May 13, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


How is this poor governance?! No car was available to fix the issue (probably dealing with another emergency), is that so difficult to understand?! Stop comparing Africa to the west where such issues are dealt with on the spot.

and why shouldn't we compare Africa to the west? why can't issues be resolved at the spot? No car was available? is that even an excuse,?....common why do we celebrate mediocrity so much in this part the world? ..
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Advises Segun Arinze’s Daughter, Renny — Here’s What He Said! by Dfinex(f): 7:45pm On May 11, 2017
Shortyy:

Wise aunty abi uncle, the only fool here is you, give birth and let your sperm donor leave you and your baby for years, and pops up from nowhere to say hi. Let's see how you'll feel. Bye you too!

*smiles* ...I will pass cos I don't bandy words with dumb kids. when u grow up mentally , u can holla at me.

for now it's cheers from me.

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Advises Segun Arinze’s Daughter, Renny — Here’s What He Said! by Dfinex(f): 7:16pm On May 11, 2017
Shortyy:
Shake your head for your self bih.
very well then, continue in your foolhardiness. bye

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Advises Segun Arinze’s Daughter, Renny — Here’s What He Said! by Dfinex(f): 6:51pm On May 11, 2017
Shortyy:

Yes I based it on "what if" cos the man must have done worse than that for that girl to treat her like that. And hear me oh yee wise one, if you were my dad and you abandon me, or disrespect my mom, and comes out from no where to wish me anything, I won't only insult you, I'll pour you hot stew. Yeye dey smell.

smh for this generation.
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Advises Segun Arinze’s Daughter, Renny — Here’s What He Said! by Dfinex(f): 6:46pm On May 11, 2017
donmalcolm21:
Freeeze should stuff his advice in his anus

like seriously? ?
Romance / Re: For Single Guys Above 30 And Single Ladies Above 25 by Dfinex(f): 4:15am On May 10, 2017
Toks2008:


You love freedom, and you need a career with room to express your individuality. Entrepreneurship was made for you.

You work well in an office environment, provided it’s not too strict. You rebel under the supervision of anyone bossy or controlling. You’re best either leading a team, or working in a position that gives you lots of breathing room.

You will do very well as a teacher, futurist, scientist, salesperson, public relations, pop star, coach, nonprofit worker, psychic healer, talk show host, author, researcher, computer programmer, inventor...

Lol. ...I give it up for u, u tried.
Romance / Re: The Day My Phobia Almost Resulted Into Cold Blooded Murder.... by Dfinex(f): 10:02pm On May 08, 2017
Eddygourdo:
really? safest? with fishes everywhere? with drowning a possibility? mba. Na na na

brotherly how many times have u heard that people died of boat accidents? the possibility of u dying in a water accident is way lower than land or air accidents reason is because it rarely occurs and if it does occur u can stay afloat for a while till rescue comes.

so try to forget all ur fears and focus on the beauty of creation, sooner than later u would have outgrown all ur fears.
Romance / Re: For Single Guys Above 30 And Single Ladies Above 25 by Dfinex(f): 9:46pm On May 08, 2017
Toks2008:
Tell me that thing you enjoy doing so much that you can do for free and i will tell you what you can do to make good money

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sleeping o.....pls how do I make money out of it.

then I like cleaning too
Romance / Re: For Single Guys Above 30 And Single Ladies Above 25 by Dfinex(f): 9:18pm On May 08, 2017
Toks2008:
Do you know that your birth period can actually be a pointer to your career in life?

A lion was born to rule the animals while the whale was created to be the sea giant...in like manner,everyone has a place in the kaleidoscope of life.

So tell me your month and day of birth(not year) and I will tell you the career that suits you the most...the career that will possibly give you great success in life.

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I also dedicate this song to you all...Happy weekend.



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20 January. thanks for the song - I love it.
Romance / Re: The Day My Phobia Almost Resulted Into Cold Blooded Murder.... by Dfinex(f): 8:56pm On May 08, 2017
Choi. ....I don laff belle scatter. Op thank God the boat did not capsized. However I will like to assure u that the water ways are the safest ever.
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike's Outfit To Bovi's "Man On Fire" Show by Dfinex(f): 7:53pm On May 06, 2017
Donexy16:
This man be forming what i don't even understand..

Na batman ..

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is That Habbit/character You Did As A Child But Still Do Now You Are Grown by Dfinex(f): 8:37pm On May 04, 2017
nkwuocha1:
1.I eat the inner part of bread,creating a deep hole and then discarding the rest. My wife gets seriously upset when I do that. Sorry Nne, even my mother gave up on me.

2.Reading in the toilet ,while taking my poo

3.Biting off fingernails

4. Can't look at the opposite sex eye balls for more than 10 seconds without finding a way out!!! grin grin

5.Rubber bands on my wrist grin.Now my son keeps yanking it off my wrist.The pains though.... I think this will be the first habit to drop sincerely.

6. Still pressing and succkin breast. cool.I love breast ooo. I remember several times madam no go give me her "isi ewu ".I go just dey roll for bed like earthworm wey meet salt. Then in my most sober/helpless voice,i go beg, "Nkem please at least allow me to suck your breeast ,what kind of wickedness is this? " cry angry

7. Still licking powdered milk embarassed embarassed.Yeah, do give a some to my son by pouring some on his palm wink.Partners in crime cheesy

8. Stealing meat from the pot at night. Yes I'm good in creating temporal potholes in soup.

9. Using dirty laundry to clean my shoes. Really don't care the cost of the clothe. Always think since its going to be washed anyway, then it's enough reason I use it to clean my office shoes. I'm the only OGA allowed to do that angry angry

10. Can shower with any kind of soap. I don't care to use detergent sef. As for cream, I fit rub anything. On several occasions I don rub relaxer comot embarassed embarassed embarassed.I felt terribly bad the whole of those days .Women!! cry

11. Putting already wrapped gele on my head cheesy
I usually do this as a child whenever my mom comes back from occasion and drops or hang the wrapped gele. I go just put am for my head while walking round the house. Now I dey wear my wife own tongue tongue.She go laugh sotee catarrh and tears go dey comot from her mouth. When I dey beg her that year to marry me she been dey do Shakara ooo undecided

12. Sewing back buttons on my shirts.

13. Separating burnt groundnut from the fresh ones while eating. And the end of the day, I'd found out I ate almost nothing.

14. Tying same pairs of socks together,so as not to loose the other.My mother introduced this act after several beatings whenever I lost my socks. Believe me I can turn the whole house inside out while looking for a single socks.

kai .....uncle, madam dey try o. just take a look at all these wahala.

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Crime / Re: Female Police Under The Bridge In Ikeja To Harass Flashy Car Owners For Money by Dfinex(f): 7:40pm On May 03, 2017
[quote author=Jaabioro post=56154945]Have you read his vituperative submission ..[/quo

Mtcheeew. ...be here and be speaking grammar na, wetiń concern me sef.
Crime / Re: Female Police Under The Bridge In Ikeja To Harass Flashy Car Owners For Money by Dfinex(f): 5:34am On May 03, 2017
Jaabioro:
What is bad in telling you, to get some evidences.. how many people will believe you, the best.... is to ignored your so call wisdom.

he is making reference to your wrong spelling of PROOFS.....not necessarily the suggestion u raised.

cheers.
Agriculture / Re: See How Palm Oil Is Produced (Photos) by Dfinex(f): 6:58pm On Apr 23, 2017
pls o, in the south we don't do it this way biko. this looks very unhygienic

even with the mechanical mill that they use here I still feel more hygiene is required, e come be this thing wey i dey see.
Politics / Re: Chronic Illness: President Buhari Steps Down May 29 by Dfinex(f): 6:40pm On Apr 23, 2017
DrDeji20:
unreliable source
very very unreliable
Romance / Re: For Single Guys Above 30 And Single Ladies Above 25 by Dfinex(f): 8:00am On Apr 20, 2017
Alero3Arubi:
We Dey inside singlehood, waiting patiently to be wifed. cry lipsrsealed
Lol. ...that's hilarious

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Politics / Re: 2019 Rivers State Governorship: The Rivers Ijaw Position by Dfinex(f): 7:34pm On Apr 19, 2017
MXrep:

Millions of people in SE will prefer to perish with one Nigeria too. Does that make them less Igbo. YOu people are very slow. What has Biafra even have to do with the topic. Ogogoro drinking and laziness will be a capital offence in BIafra, they better perish with the zoo

is it the fact that we are lazy and we drink ogogoro but still yet we are overwhelmingly blessed by God that is ur heart ache?....but looking at it objectively we've got a cleaner slate than u because an average Igbo person is an internationally recognized criminal. How about that?

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Politics / Re: 2019 Rivers State Governorship: The Rivers Ijaw Position by Dfinex(f): 7:13pm On Apr 19, 2017
iSlayer2:
type something, type something bro or is ur brain in pause mode?

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