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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Offer: GT Bank Entry Level Programme (2:2 Minimum) by Dfinex(f): 10:30pm On Dec 17, 2017
DivineKayy:

You will need NYSC discharge certificate in order to apply...If the application is still open by early jan...Good. For now wait and hope for the best

Please @DivineKayy, do u have any idea of the closure date?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Offer: GT Bank Entry Level Programme (2:2 Minimum) by Dfinex(f): 10:28pm On Dec 17, 2017
tbabs10166:
what if at the point of the test/interview you've clocked 27 but u were 26 when u applied

They will accept u....just apply. I know someone who had similar case and was accepted
Travel / Re: Port Harcourt Pleasure Park Night Views (Photos) by Dfinex(f): 8:13am On Dec 17, 2017
safarigirl:


Nice pictures bro, however, in case of next time. The word is SESSIONS, you have studio sessions, not studio sections. It is a general mistake most Nigerians make sha

#PeaceOut

#GrammarNazi grin

Madam grammar, did u say "most" ?... if yes, u mean u've met over 50% of the Nigerian population; is that so?
Family / Re: Five Ways To Teach Your Kids Table Manners by Dfinex(f): 8:56pm On Dec 16, 2017
Randy91:


she likes to full food in her mouth...



Funkeeeeee!!!!!

Lol....wickedt people every where
Family / Re: Five Ways To Teach Your Kids Table Manners by Dfinex(f): 8:55pm On Dec 16, 2017
muller101:
there is nothing more disturbing than sharing a meal with someone who eats with HER mouth wide open plus those that make noises while chewing.

Why u like trouble like this...can't u just ignore?
Celebrities / Re: G-worldwide Responds To ”misleading Information” From Kiss Daniel’s Lawyers by Dfinex(f): 10:57pm On Dec 06, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

This Kiss Daniel's matter is distracting me here in Shiloh.

I dedicate my third to comment to every woman looking for husband here in Shiloh.
God can not be mocked, after slaying all through January to November, you now want to marry.

Keep deceiving yourselves.

Lol....very funny comment
Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty: "My Sister Has Mental Illness, Not A Thief, It's Fake News" by Dfinex(f): 8:29pm On Dec 04, 2017
Hmmm.....all those insults sha
Business / Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by Dfinex(f): 7:37am On Nov 27, 2017
emeijeh:
You forgot the ones forming posh, but cannot fill deposit or withdrawal slips properly.




Lol....one point one million indeed
Business / Re: How To Open A Domiciliary (foreign) Account With Gtbank, Zenith Bank & Firstbank by Dfinex(f): 3:31pm On Nov 24, 2017
enemyofprogress:
domi domi is another name for shoki shoki shonbolo grin grin

Ok..I don hear, well done
Business / Re: How To Open A Domiciliary (foreign) Account With Gtbank, Zenith Bank & Firstbank by Dfinex(f): 2:08pm On Nov 24, 2017
enemyofprogress:
Ajepako which one be domi domi account again? Nigeria and dido issue be like 5 and 6

Oyinda1599 I miss you die kiss kiss

Lol...you what is domi domi?
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Eunice Omoshalewa Petitions Police Over Yomi Fabiyi's Sexual Harassment by Dfinex(f): 8:48pm On Nov 23, 2017
Papiikush:
Not surprised. You look and dress up like a slut now you crying cus people are beginning to see you for what you truly are...



A slut!

Sorry, how is she dressed like a slut? ...abi u sabi her from house?
Family / Re: One man, One wife by Dfinex(f): 11:05pm On Oct 13, 2017
dingbang:
I asked u a simple question

And I want to believe that my own questions are not gmat either.
Family / Re: One man, One wife by Dfinex(f): 8:39pm On Oct 13, 2017
dingbang:
lol.. Will u wish your brother to marry a widow? Let's be realistic

How??....what exactly is abominable there? Was the woman the one that killed her husband such that she should be made to live in misery for the remaining days of her life?
Romance / Re: What Dating, Relationship Looks Like Then And Now(Photos) by Dfinex(f): 10:31pm On Oct 10, 2017
[quote author=Explorers post=61293786]Those days of love cards, one of those things you spot first entering a girls’s room them with her guy’s photographs hanging on the wall.


Valentine/Christmas those days, ladies cherish cards, assorted biscuits, sweets, chocolate bars, perfumes, and bears.


Oh my God, those days of love cards - I love Valentine cards. We'd actually wait eagerly to see which babe gets the most cards, flowers, perfumes and teddybears. How time flies.
Romance / Re: Man Publicly Masturbated At Cele, Lagos - Lady Claims by Dfinex(f): 9:18pm On Oct 07, 2017
TimeMod3:
Is there such a thing like a compound idiot?. You must be an educated illiterate.
I see you as someone who loves a dick so much but too shy to admit in the open. Usually, you are the freak type under/in a sheet. You adore, and take it all up even to the kinda noise you produce during the thrusting.
Please get laid tonight for a mental relief.

He-goat good night.
Romance / Re: Man Publicly Masturbated At Cele, Lagos - Lady Claims by Dfinex(f): 8:39pm On Oct 07, 2017
TimeMod1:
Go get laid, after getting laid my words will sink in, trust me. You need to calm your troubled zone.

Words of a compound idiot.
Romance / Re: Man Publicly Masturbated At Cele, Lagos - Lady Claims by Dfinex(f): 7:00pm On Oct 07, 2017
TimeMod1:
Don't be stupid to a wise counsel.
The next time you find yourself dick struck, just tell him you could use a room rather than melt away and suffer pink balls.
have a nice evening too.

Don't be silly, who ever receives counsel of a fool?..mtcheeeew...idiot of a man.
Romance / Re: Man Publicly Masturbated At Cele, Lagos - Lady Claims by Dfinex(f): 6:03pm On Oct 07, 2017
TimeMod1:
You acted the very big fool, dumbo. I was only making you see how big your foolishness was.
Adaumunocha gave a brief account of her own where she said " she pushed away the fool". I felt she acted right, though she could prolly have done a little more.
While you, on the other hand, was acting like a willing participant, watching him stroke the rhythmic moves that tickled your nerves. I bet if it were somewhere around a park, the fuçk boy would have had you a freebie.
In everything you do, get sense. Ode!

Lol.....obviously your sisters are sluts who sleeps around with anything, reason u think other ladies do same and u think I should have alarmed people when the guy had his dick in his trousers, what if he turns around and denies the allegations (I'm supposed to start fighting a stranger in an unknown terrain ) - shows u have a very slow pace of reasoning, in other words u are the real fool and the joke is on u.

By all measures you are deranged and as u can see I am too rational to entertain a mad man. Consider this my last response to u. Do have a nice evening
Romance / Re: Man Publicly Masturbated At Cele, Lagos - Lady Claims by Dfinex(f): 3:56pm On Oct 07, 2017
TimeMod1:
ode! how stupid . A fuçk boy brought out and stroke his D beside you, passing you a message that he wouldn't mind getting you laid given the chance and you're here giving us a tale of a wicked stare & being a stranger. How dumb!
keep being dumb. I know what smart girls do in such circumstance.

Women love dick, never mind their pretence. You can imagine a dumbo giving a wicked stare in front of a stroking dick. what makes you different from the OP who watched on in delight. Lol.

I don't understand, is this an attempt at being sarcastic or u are just acting a fool?
Romance / Re: Man Publicly Masturbated At Cele, Lagos - Lady Claims by Dfinex(f): 3:44pm On Oct 07, 2017
sharpwriter:

Were there no other passengers in the bus?

It's a bus so there would definitely be other passengers

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Romance / Re: Man Publicly Masturbated At Cele, Lagos - Lady Claims by Dfinex(f): 3:43pm On Oct 07, 2017
sharpwriter:

Are you saying he stuck out his naked dick or he was doing it underneath his trousers, and was it in the day time or night bus? shocked shocked

It was day, he did it in his trousers.

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Romance / Re: Man Publicly Masturbated At Cele, Lagos - Lady Claims by Dfinex(f): 3:28pm On Oct 07, 2017
Kingsley1000:
funny but might be true,have witnessed one on a queue

Lol "might be true" ke. ..boyfriend U just quoted a real life occurrence .
Romance / Re: Man Publicly Masturbated At Cele, Lagos - Lady Claims by Dfinex(f): 3:19pm On Oct 07, 2017
kayo80:


Whoa! These stories are very...shocking. Did he say anything while he was doing his thing? Did he ask you to help out or something? And hoe long was the journey?

Lol...how could he talk to me with the kind of wicked stares I gave him, though he kept on apologizing and comporting himself whenever i gave him the stare: I didn't know if to call other commuters' attention or not as I was a stranger in that parts and couldn't tell what their reactions would be.

I can't really remember how long the journey was but I can categorically tell u that was my worst journey ever cos my heart kept on palpitating and wondering what kind of madness I had beside me.

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Romance / Re: Man Publicly Masturbated At Cele, Lagos - Lady Claims by Dfinex(f): 2:34pm On Oct 07, 2017
Adaumunocha:
Just remembered how one brought d stuff out and was brushing it against my back as per crowded area na... Pushed the fool but decided to keep calm when he kept on saying Sorry. Experienced such like twice.

I've got such experience too, not nice at all.
Romance / Re: Man Publicly Masturbated At Cele, Lagos - Lady Claims by Dfinex(f): 2:32pm On Oct 07, 2017
luminouz:

Mehn...daz is so gross!!!!
Which kain guys dey do DAT na shocked

It's true...met one in a bus, he sat beside me and was doing his thing. Funny enough he was a clean sharp guy, he was even the one that helped me advice the driver of my destination as that was the first time I traveled there. I just didn't know what to make of it, I just sat there mortified : at I point I decided to make myself accept the guy is mad.
Crime / Re: Garnishee Order, Fraudsters’ New Tool – EFCC by Dfinex(f): 7:14pm On Oct 02, 2017
In essence the legal system is not worthy of our trust. Such a shame....

The legal departments of these banks too needs to up their game.
Romance / Re: Man Wears His Girlfriend’s High Heels In Public To Let Her Rest Her Feet (PHOTOS by Dfinex(f): 12:24pm On Oct 02, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
Fuck_that_shit.

Na me tell you say make you wear uncomfortable shoes?
Na your cross, carry am like that.

The thing sef tire me. ..so what exactly would have happened if the guy has a bigger foot size ..plus she is even sitting down, all she would have done is to pull the shoe of her legs while she is sitting.

Well all na for show, every body wants to trend. I really don't see anything romantic there
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men (Hilarious Photos) by Dfinex(f): 11:32am On Oct 02, 2017
Explorers:
7.

These ones are plain stupid.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men (Hilarious Photos) by Dfinex(f): 11:31am On Oct 02, 2017
Explorers:
4.

What? ?.....this is scary
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph And Charles Okocha Will Make A Fine Couple (Photos) by Dfinex(f): 2:06pm On Sep 24, 2017
Drabeey:
@op


im not sure you'll make heaven ooo

so you want that guy take hin hand take sign his own death sentence.

how on earth can he satisfy this lady? she's not one person's meat ADIYE ABUJA ni ooo.


choi UWKU VENZA



drabeey was HERE

Lol @ukwu venza. ......biko I'll like to know the one that is ukwu bugatti, pls when u see it mention me.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do People Really Get Jobs In Nigeria Using Linkedin? by Dfinex(f): 9:57pm On Sep 20, 2017
BabaAduras:


You are totally correct.

LinkedIn is of more value to highly skilled professionals.

I got my present job in a LNG plant in the US through linkedIn. I was contacted by a recruiter who looked up my profile and he organized a telephone interview with the company. Long and short, I got the job and relocated to Texas, USA.

Thanks to God for giving us LinkedIn.

That's great. ....but I'd like to know how it works, like will u be the one to handle the travel stuffs and visa, plus settlement and accommodation?....

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