₦airaland Forum

Kazim88:
There are many Ignorant adviser on Nairaland.

How can you not put your age, sex and date of Birth? It is a big red flag.

Sorry to burst your bubbles, but I have never included my age, gender and DoB in my resume. Heck, my phone number is not even there. You want it, send me a mail. If you don't like it, move to the next candidate of your choice.

OlujobaSamuel:
One was even trying to attack me last week Sat, his claim was that "shey me I didn't see him on the highway to have moved my vehicle too close to him in order to overtake"
The bikers then that Fashola even complained about and banned normally maintain a lane at the shoulder of the road, this ones go take over the road as if they are the king of roads

These ones wey dey now na death nephews dem be Just come from one state, after 12 hours, mount bike and start running around.

Mooh247:


Try this nonsense with Fashola...

Only Babatunde Raji Fashola would park his convoy catch Traffic violators himself, send you to mobile court, send you to psychiatric hospital to check if you are mad or ment , make you pay fine or loose you car, crush your bike and turn it to scrap or simply deport you back to your state of Origin

Nobody is above the law under Fashola .. Obasanjo and Orji Uzor Kalu companies sef chop fines and sanctions

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BRF no be anybody mate ooh. There are administrators, there are governors. Man na both.

Lazyreporta:
Reason am bro, he has been spending billions upon billions everytime to be president.

What do you expect?

Of course. Looting spree.

Lazyreporta:
Because you are stealing all the money yourself..

So therefore there will be none to steal, right?

teadrake:
Can you imagine Nigerian police force telling us these. Do you think we're fools?? That pathetic fool must be found and prosecuted with the full wrath of the law. No where in the glorious Qur'an was it ever recommended that you should maim anyone that engage in blasphemy. This is bad!! This northern folks keep painting Islam in a bad manner!! This is wrong, the prophet himself was battered during his time; he didn't instructed these madness. He preached peace instead!

Thank you for this.

FactBoyz:
Soludo took a really great leap

A really big one. If you know Soludo' antecedents in CBN, then you can count on him to an extent. Though not perfect, but he shows promise.

Good.

Okay. It's good that way.

We need every sensible voice on this. No one has the right to take another person's life no matter what.

SmartPolician:
Trust but verify.

Zéro Trust Security

CyberSec movement.

Defcon1:
Your politics bore me. Your demeanour is that of a pouty child. I will honour our agreement...but if you return to me again empty handed, l will bathe the starways in your blood.

Thanos, Guardians of the Galaxy

Defcon1:
Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.

Maximus, Gladiator

osejie17:
Do u bleed?

Dawn of Justice

OgunkeelAllMod:
I'm telling you you Sabi ..I always like black actor like Denzel Washington.(Book of Eli)gl George Freeman (here comes a spider) etc etc those guys ehn

Then you'll definitely must have seen DW's Punisher installments.

ddemillie:
Guns don't kill people, people kill people

DMX - Romeo Must Die

OgunkeelAllMod:
. Thought you be American movie veteran na..check out the UNIT,(2006 , I think)a series action thriller) ,a special force known ONLY to the US president,lead cast include Dennis Hasbert ( Jonas Blane) and his wife (Molly Blane). He said that word when he successfully traced a bus load of terrorist heading into US from a neighbouring border country,threw a bag full of explosive into the disabled bus and exploded.. muttering the word:No deposit,No return' ..man you need to see how he was evacuated from the scene atfer neutralizing those terrorist ..whisked up by a jet straight into space by means of a special kind of balloon!and into the plane.. something like a reverse air drop

His favorite line for answering calls was "Go for Blane"

Call sign - Snake Doctor. One of the best dark ops séries. Also his favorite cuban cigar.

OlawaleBammie:
u go too like movie, how u take know this hidden line??

Not really a hidden line. His uncle said it the first three installments and Aunt May also said it in the last one.

Just thatbypu have to pay attention.

tarantino1:
See how they massacred my boy

The GodFather.

Cool. The recipients worth it.

Resign honourably.

Baba ti sa... handicap 2.0

chikason22:
Fergie001 dfrost kyase come and check this meme out

chikason22 free us ooo... sebi wey dey call you yesterday, you just ghost us. No be so ooh. Common roll call, you blank us.

Éric don hang no be small. Winning league yesterday and then this.... but hope rising go dey.

chikason22, have we entertained you?

Over from the Manchester corner... Lamasta

Kyase, fergie001 and my humble sef with all the Red Army.

Please someone should help us with the roll call. Comrade has refused to do roll call. Angelfrost how far?

Kyase:
That one na comrade ooo

Serious one ooh.

KDB!!! 4 on the roll. Kyase, Lamasta, fergie001 are we heading to that 20 for the Chelsea reject?

Kyase:
Lol 20 goals? Haba

Kyase:
Lol just avoid am...

Na yeye boy. Go dey school. No go call on a regular, anytime Man U lose, crazy boy go wan use voice call kill me. WhatsApp messages na yab.

Lamasta:
We are very very loyal boss...
Chikason22 come and congratulate us o

chikason22 has bribed the mod on night duty

We demand our roll call. Someone should call Orubebe for chikason please.

Kyase:
Yes ooo congrats to city

Yes ooh. Congratulations to our noisy neighbours. My brother won't allow me rest until next season starts.

KDB!!! Is on fire... Hat trick

Lamasta bring out the drinks oooooo. You can give Kyase whatever he wants. All I want is cold water.

KDB is now on 4th of the goal scoring sheet. Can he make it to 20 this night?