₦airaland Forum

Then call her a stingy girl too. E no hard nah.

Stop disturbing us with your matter.

Auladimeji1:
1+1=11

You no go better KG/Nursery school.

1 and 1 is 11 and no forget say you must shout is when saying it.

victokafor:
That statement is very correct..At the mention of that name MC OLUOMO, those guys are gingered to commit mayhem..Oluomo is their LEADER AND MENTHOL...that word menthol spices their attitude...Menthol goes along with Indian help, paranga, Sabrina, Alomo, Arizona, Loud, Jedi etc...MENTHOL BABA TWALE....NEXT GOVERNOR OF LAGOS STATE..

Indian help ko, sk assistance ni

Good topic. Been a long while since we had a good and beneficial topic on Nairaland.

Amstupid:
a swear

Amstupid:


I just dey laff for notin

Shey, I never Mad � sha

Sometimes e dey do me like that too. My brother all of us don madddddd finishhhhh

Husband comot, wife enter . Family business. Make una kuku change change the name of the company to Danjuma & Sons or Danju & Daisy.

madenigga:
A country where just a loaf of bread is 30,000zimbanwean dollars

As in eeeehhhhh

1,000,000, Zimbabwen note those days. The country and its leaders have a penchant for big currency notes.

Fucklove:
Please can you teach me python? I want to learn from you and you only i pray you

With this your username and desperation, me self go fear you but ibkayee dey equal to the task sha.

Patosky4U:
Why not start from the basic html and CSS?

That is not in vogue now, chairman. With Python you can do a lot.

Nanagom:
Abi before den give an stroke

Kai Naija peeps and jazz knacking mythology

MASTERCHIEF0847:
Start with python. Easy to learn.

Not only easy to learn, but the BEST to learn as at now. Nothing is easy. Just dedication and determination.

DAVE5:
Lol, I get ur point but I wouldn’t want to turn from hating my job to begging for bread if u get my own point too

I get your point bro. We will be fine las las. Cheers man.

DAVE5:
Me don type my resignation letter already...
Just waiting for my colleagues to adjust to the fact that I’ll be long gone from crappy office work by month end

The way I hate my job gan, I might wake up tomorrow and not go to my office again

Calm down, bros. You don get another one? Don't make a hasty decision, abeg.

unikprince:
But OP I saw him when he stopped because his money got finished, why did u say he was spraying him money nonstop?

Stopped what? Someone that told the lady to wait for more bundles to come?

Meanwhile that is not spraying. That is bundle-spraying

Thieves alla dem...

A rotten mango attracts flies. Simple.

mrwonlasewonie:
haaa wonfe so bobo yen di mobile atm niyen o

be ni oOo

capitalzero:
Exactly, I do not drop my car keys in car wash. I even removed my vehicle papers. After wash, I checked for incriminating objects, most of those guys in car wash are agents for criminal gangs.

So true. But me I also believe if you damage anything in my car, you will pay.

Took my vehicle for the horn to be changed and I came back 'Mofo was sating onething, onething'. Everybody was dodging the issue until I called my friend who is a sergeant in the nearby police station, they started begging me to try and understand.

The 'mutula' was saying is could have happened even if I drove the car. I raised my voice, 'what exactly is wrong with the vehicle'. Boom! Brain box burnt, starter connected to the engine damaged.

I read a riot act to them to fix the car in 2 days else heaven will fall and Kirikiri will be their abode for 2 months. Over the weekend, they fixed the car (mind you I was supposed to travel for a conference over the weekend with the car).

I came back, brought the engine to live, and drove off. People should learn to be responsible. You spoil am, you go pay. Simple.

mrwonlasewonie:
Oje lotoju mama edada or ko fly e losabroad otherwise won tun le kidnap e lelenkeji.kode wa sure pe won rape iya e

elenketa. elenkeji ni eleyi oOo

GreenArrow1:
It's not an easy journey o. Takes a lot of wisdom to come out unscathed. Happy that you also switched lanes. A lot of my buddies who were hotheaded back then now work with the DSS. Their lives don straight finally. Majority of those who couldn't get out at the right time now bear the title of Late ... They are gone. It's a waste of time.

Your signature says nothing but the truth in Nigeria today. So sad!

PotatoSalad:
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

Nigga what??

Kuku kee me....

On a more serious note, I agree with you. This is a conscientious effort at stupidity.

Why leave?

We are all Nigerians please. Resolve and diffuse a matter and not escalate it further.

donstan18:
In Africa, character most times defines a woman. That's the major attribute that can take you far.

Money can cover and attract people to a man with bad attitude, but can't do the same to a woman in our society.

Even if you don't have a good manner and attitude as a woman, do well to fake it when necessary. It will NEVER be in vain.

Applies to both gender though. But then I agree with you.

React...

The most used word on Nairaland and Nigeria's social media space.

SKhanmi:
How much did they pay you again? Politician & honest never really go together esp in naija

Don't mind the poster. Gbemi wey dey enter eatery for Ilorin dey make noise with her friends.

If you know, you know.

slimfit1:
Tell her to take her make up off let us see how she looks. Maduieke doesn't look that nice anymore after power shift.

Gbemi is pretty, that I give it to her.

TheLegalEagle:
She is fierce and bold
Beautiful and smart
‬Honest and upright
Intelligent and humble ‬ ‪
She is an embodiment of virtue and honor.‬
‪She is Nigeria’s Minister of State for Transportation, Distinguished Sen. Gbemi Saraki.

Modified. It seems you don't know Gbemi. Stop image cleansing.

Hmmm...

yetunsbay:
biggie dey big brother 9ja joor

Not that biggie. Nothing concern me with rubbish program.