₦airaland Forum

Anybody wey no like the new Nairaland, go build your own.

Else in Burna Boy's voice 'Seun nack am something, eee ee, nack am something'

Algerian1:
.. Police

I'm loving this rifle

Daddy Tunde, Daddy Tunde, Daddy Tunde...

These days the way you are sounding, I hope everything is okay.

Deltatoto:
u see all this work when Dey make husband and wife no live together.i no like am

Tell them oOo.

courage89:
Interesting

Sowore is Africa's next Mandela.

Mandela fought against apartheid. Two different things.

crazygod:
Detective series

Series. Thanks. So I guessed right, init?

naptu2:
In Olu Jacob's voice, "I wonder. I just wonder".

Yeah yeah

crazygod:
It wasn't a sitcom.

Okay. More like a series, I guess? I checked the meaning of sitcom and it wasn't.

If you have the answer, then shoot. It's not hard, I also guess?

Chuknovski:
That's great

Yeah but I still need to runaway. Las las.

Chuknovski:
Naija and social activities

I keep wondering why I need to run away from Nigeria one day. I mean we know to enjoy, bask in euphoria, live life to the fullest.

Watching the video alone enlivened my soul.

I still remembered her though. Never missed the sitcom at all. Such a loss to her family.



I could remember the way she helped her dad solve cases. She would casually say something and point her dad to another angle that no one took note of (hence the name 3rd Eye). Before you know it, her dad would start ruminating on that and boom! cased solved.

Ipodisacriminal:
Na true ooooo


How many airline


Good self


All of those airlines that ply locally are useless airline

Their engine sounds as if the world is coming to an end

No think am oOo. Local planes nah die.

eTECTIV:
Why can't d FG arrange for anoda airline to join AirPeace in airlifting these ppl back to Nigeria? All dey do is talk and talk and talk

How many aircraft dey okay for Nigeria? Abi u wan dem fall into ocean?

Scope

kendrick93:
What's that he's carrying on his head?

Sponge

megamank:
This one na small one.... Very soon for any Nigerian to enter any country go hard....

Let us die here together o.... No body should be running up and down looking for grove and better life....

Block all your borders ..... Let us even know how many we be self.....
317 jobless people don come add join the millions already jobless.....

I don die oOo my belle oOo

naijadrivablog:
See Alexreports elder sister

Anyways, money helops one age slower.

Says who? It's your lifestyle. Some people still get money, but age dey scatter them.

Nigeria for Nigerians

This drama is not about to end soon.

This babe sha must appear in social media space.

Social media: the new acceptance mode for inferior complex individuals.

Let me come and be going.

KLEINBASS:
Nigerians stopped being my brothers the day they started calling activities like selling drugs hustling and blame the user instead of blaming the dealer. This Nigerian communities they protect this dealers and it makes the people angry. Just yesterday another brothel fronting as a Spa was closed and guess what the owner was Nigerian who was also trafficking young girls.

I get your point, but all Nigerians are drug dealers and traffickers?

Remember we come from same blood: Adam and Eve.

Just think about it. Be nice. Tomorrow you might be somewhere else.

And it later be looted.

KLEINBASS:
Is xenophobia, lazzy South African. What a typical drug dealer will say when we tell them what their brothers are doing in south africa..

KLEINBASS I get your point. But would it be loving to punish a law-abiding person for the sins of a person that breaks the law?

Do the crime, do the time. Simple as that. You also mentioned brothers? So South Africans are not our brothers? Wow! That's a new low.

Abalado:
These banks yaf kill their customers, Polaris is the worst bank I ever see in my life, thank God I've left their stupid bank for another one, they will just cut ur money anyhow, that one stupid charges, especially when I was rushing to the bank to withdraw my last 1k and to get their and met 865 naira, I treck from oshodi apapa that day

MisterGrace:
Innovative. Nigeria Police, very unrefined set of annoying people.

In 2016, I placed a distress call across to the nearest police station close to us. Informing them of the presence of armed robbers in my area.

Though they responded and eventually caught one of the robbers.

Then they started shouting on top of their lungs. Calling my name for whatever was their silly reason.

They be like "Who was that ABC that called us on the phone make we even know am?".

Chai! Naso I come dey fear make the robbers no come hunt me for calling the cops on them.

I regretted doing that. For the next few months, I was scared to sleep alone or even stroll out in the evening for fear of been attacked.

Omo dem don turn you to snitch for your neighborhood.

Janosky:
Better be careful what you do to me 'cos somebody might do it to you....."
"Sparkle (R.Kelly's ex-GF is the happiest woman seeing him behind bars),why are you doing this to the 'R' in R &B?
In the US & Europe, if
your melanin is of a darker shade,Success comes with a higher price tag because the Establishment & their Agents won't be your best friend.
Ultimate Lessons from R.Kelly rape saga:
*1. Money, Fame and Power , Talent is nothing without self discipline or proper control.

*2. Cultivate Effective Mastery of your JT or get messed up big time ,sooner or later.... if you no agree, ask the Pied Piper or that Yuppie god of men or the One Baba..

*3. Never underestimate the power of a woman/women...

*4).Any beef with a woman (for whatever reason), settle it amicably ,no waste time.
They often fight dirty (all join), right or wrong.

*5. Fear God & ALWAYS beg God to deliver you from the temptation of a temptress.

Word baba, word! Preach on.

Me: my motto is "avoid women at all costs". If I need to be happy, I hit my glass with a vodka laced with apple and tonic. Avoid paper trails at all cost.

festacman:
The register of great men ruined by the lure of menstruating cavity updated.
LATEST ENTRY: R. Kelly
GRACE STATUS: Smooth-voiced world-famous singer
DISGRACE STATUS: Orange prison suit-wearing and chained felon.
EXTENT OF RUINING: 92% completed
DEVIL'S REMARKS: Good job. Finish off.

festacman you no serious gaaann

ola33t:
While 30yr old NLanders still dragging FTC

Don't mind them.

Congratulations son. Wish you all the best in your endeavours.