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[quote author= post=75983501]Shun sir!!

Little mopol!!

[/quote]Manna be careful. Say it like a true Nigerian: Little mofo!

Nigerians should start using bodycams (ones that are discrete though).

[quote author= post=75984698]Fair and thoughtful enough!
We are getting to that sane society gradually.
A society that cares about its citizens!

On a lighter mood,
If you don't have a PVC but want to use the election opportunity to go and do another kinda voting with your boo in another location, kindly hold your transport fare!
Chikena![/quote]Manna, think of this: if the transport fare is halved, don't you think that initially we are being ripped off? We are far from sane but gradually, like you said.

I just tire for this country. Their fuel counterparts also reduced pump price. . Bunch of wicked souls.

gizmoh27:
where u leave michael schumacher

Just my exact thoughts.

Skmoda360:
Remove that 'investor' and replace it with 'scammer'...

and add 'idiot' by the side.

asagbaesiri:
when the chemicals react and cause serious problems, they should get ready to bear the consequences of their actions!!!

And they shouldn't come to us and start crying that they need money for medical attention. Little wonder someone called Nigerian youths lazy. Now the youths have upgraded to foolish and stupid.

AnalQueenluci:
luk at wat u type ,u n ur girlfriend has issue in a room n she calls all barrack pple...

who does that

Have a nice day madam. I rest my case. I can try to discuss with Airforce or Naval babes. Army? I go think am later.

AnalQueenluci:
Knw it dat men has tamed dia wild female soldiers , by arm twist ,suffocations ..just tell her u ar d man in charge .u wl see her weeping lyk a 6yr old baby .
she wl overlove u later wt respect ,but if u ar afraid u ar giving her wat she wants ,ladies love power

It's not as easy as you make it look like.

AnalQueenluci:
hei jooosh!!!

u can stil caution her if she wrongs u ,maybe twist her arms 2 show her she is stil a babe .

she wl respect u next time

What? Twist her arms or mine? Now I know you are trying to reduce the population of men in Nigeria?

Then the whole barracks will descend on me ba? Ko le werk, babe. I might as well sign my death warrant.

Yambee:
You are holding an AK47 in one of your pictures.

Just imagine showing up for a romantic dinner with me somewhere in Lekki with that in your hand.

When you retire from the Military, just let responsible people like us here know. You are a pretty lady, and i will wait for you.

Just get rid of the guns.

My brother. The truth is that she can still show up with a Ruger pistol hidden in her gown somewhere. Omo I'll always pass on military women. Their love na like fire burning with brimstone.

cc: AnalQueenluci

MajorJeffery:
Who the fvck is he and how much does he think he has? People who render help don't brag about it so he should take the little coins in his wallet and shove it on his dirty black ass. Damn, I so abhor the proud.

MajorJeffery calm down nah. No need to use the curse words. He has right to his opinions.

AnalQueenluci:
love is more dan dat plsssss.

Dnt tell me u ar a coward?

These your eyes dey like person wey go frogjump her husband naked and lock him in detention with MPs flogging the shit out of him for 14 days. Cute eyes though, but I'll pass.

Before person go hear say headline like 'military woman shoots husband, shoots herself in the head but survives'. Again what is the assurance PTSD won't set in?

hedonistic:
Because he is Jesus Chirist? Or the government?

Here's a simple solution. Make money, and feed the poor with your own money. Let the self-centred Folawiyo go to hell with his money while you make heaven. That should be simple enough, innit?

. Niccur you savage bruh. naptu2 brought me here.

Iphran6:
Her name is Nkieruka, she is legally married with legit hustles

Good for her. Her hubby will really be proud of her.

Caseless:


Spoil for loving something I was taught to love from cradle

I be good boy

O boy!

RichDad, you killed me!!!

How on earth this didn't make FP last years. Mods!

Lalasticlala, dominique

Kinzeyfranks:
How much?

Your fairly used fried thunder, how much?

Caseless:


I'm here to see what the wool top is housing.

Kai! Caseless, you have spoil pata pata .

Prodigytal:
Nigerians are super eager to condemn their country but super reluctant to contribute to its development. Start talking about Nigeria's problems and people will bring chairs. Tell them to join you to clean the street, they'll disappear.

A 21 year old American want to cure cancer.
A 21 year old Israeli is working on clean energy.
A 21 year old Chinese is manufacturing on a large scale.
A 21 year old Nigerian just wants to buy benz.

It's not the president that'll develop the country. It's the people. And it's the people that choose the president.

You just captured Nigerians with one line.

Leonardoreel:
I thought i replied to that.

Sorry
Uber doesn't accept it..

Then create your own brand of 'uber'. For Pete's sake, we should think outside the box. Share fliers, talk to people you know. Don't limit yourself to Uber.

Someone created Uber, Gokada. Think of your own 'disruptive innovation'. A guy was always asking me of money when he came back from Ghana. I told him to think of something he can do. I gave him hints (not ideas). Today, the guy is cashing out as an agent for Nigerian Passport.

Take a day off and look around you. There is definitely something your immediate environment needs.

correctguy0900:
Wait make i go ask Gov. Ganduje first

You dey madt gaan! Kai. Gandolla will kee you if you no take time.

Laomee:
He didn't receive a dime out of the 25m. Nollywood veteran actors
are also usually broke because they got paid [b]peanuts [/b]in their heydays ,and it'll have tsken some serious level of business savvy to hsve leveraged one's popularity for profit,which was way harder in the non social media days.
What's up with all the comments tho,we get it, he bleeped up,he's On his own,but have people lost their humanity that much that they can't even feel pity for the man?

Peanuts? How much was a plot of land in Ibadan or Lagos those days?

Tallesty1:
How are they hypocrites? If he dies then he dies, nobody owes him nothing.

If he invested in people then let him call those ones for help.

Very simple. The way these guys spend money, you will think that it's the end of the world and they have stashed all the money in the world somewhere safe. Well their followers will always be gullible.

Owo na thing.

We will wake up one day and see NL turned to adult site. What is happening?

pdppower:
Abi we should just place Nigeria for sale on Aliexpress

Alibaba go better. Make that China billionaire come buy am. I dey vex now as all my plans don scatter.

dokyOloye:
My man Sarki.
You de talk like good person today

sarrki has always made sense. He is always saying I'm a patriot'

eleojo23:
He should just add one more bag of rice to what he intends to cook...because plenty people will come to eat with vexation...

wicked.

Ayoefa:
This chairman has failed in his duties and he needs to go ASAP..
I suspect he might be working with the pdp, because only the pdp has anyhting to gain with this postponement. This is the same guy that is preventing APC to field candidates in 2 states.

All analysis and indicators points to an APC victory, hence only the pdp can be happy with this terrible decision.

Both parties have condemned it. For me, that's their problem. My concern postponing this rubbish elections is how businesses will be affected and risk of journeying around the country.

Most people started fleeing from the North. What if they were involved in accidents or run into terrorists or armed robbery?

tk4rd:
MILLIONS OF WEDDINGS WILL BE SCATTEREDLY REPOSTPONED..

If it's only weddings, that would have been better. What of the risk many people took in going back to stay with families, what of appointments cancelled/postponed?

I'm really angry now.

Honestly, everyone should sue INEC. In an ideal country, they should be receiving litigations now.