₦airaland Forum

gozzlin:
Lol, pardon my being presumptive. I hear that a lot from them.

No offense taken. Ciao!

Yian1:
Yellow from the other siiiiide!

Adèlè my guy!

Keneking:
Great..investigate the alleged illegal repatriation of $13.9 billion by MTN

Questions:

1. Was it through sale of sim cards?
2. Was it through sale of BOGOF phones?
3. Was it through sale of Starter packs?
4. Was it through sale of landlines?
5. Was it through the sale of data?
6. Was it through the sale of voice calls?
7. Was it through sale of technical knowledge transfer to Nigeria market?
8. Was it through the subscription of "Who wants to be a millionaire" competition?
9. How much taxes were paid to the Treasury since inception?
10. Was it the profit obtained from CDMA arm i.e VISAFONE?

Abeg make i call lalasticlala now...ring ring...sorry you don't have sufficient airtime to now, please recharge and call again.

MTN line sef

FBI is recruiting. You are wasting your talent Keneking

gozzlin:
Aye, a Jéhovah's witness spotted.

Never knew that the words I used is proprietary only to them.

ogbonnacomfort:
what the hell is this. is she still flesh and blood or sand and stone. and pls can someone ask her what her heart is made of

That is if she has a heart. Maybe you didn't follow the story then. Most of us couldn't eat. A woman for that matter. Some people get mind sha.

Kachiukwu:
i dey tell u

You and Keneking dey look for trouble abi?

Praise be to God. So nice.

Can't just wait for this wicked generation to be replaced by a righteous one. Little kids will never think bad of anyone.

Omá shè ooó.

Iamhatey:
I'm a lady please

Exactly, I don't miss my training everyday. I think I can write in it but can't really speak it.

Seriously, I wish to speak all the languages in this world . I admire your dad

Sorry bosslady. No offense intended.

My sister speaks Spanish, at least basic conversation for someone that has not traveled to any Spanish speaking country. When she started, I was laughing at her but now every time we want to start chatting, she starts with Spanish and switches to English.

Hopefully we can open a thread and flow with the language. Ciao!

Mockinbird:
With just "two comments" and this gets to FP?!
Happy Recession.

The topic is frontpage worthy. This is what Nairaland used to back then. I was viewing back then. Now?... Hmmm

Gaborone:
As the name implies, his duty is to ensure compliance, by the company with concerned regulatory agencies and statutory regulations.

The business of the company will inform the agencies and regulations they are to look out for. Generally however, companies have to ensure compliance with the Corporate Affairs Commission and FIRs. If you are the compliance manager in question, you can start with those two. With them, you have to file certain returns every year, month, etc etc,

Additionally, you have to research regulatory agencies linked to the kind of business your company is into. If for example you are into household food packaging, then you know you are going to be dealing with NAFDAC and maybe Standard Organisation of Nigeria.

Thanks.

Correct response. For instance for Environment, ISO 14000, for Quality Management System, it's ISO 9001, for Information Systems, it's ISO 27001.

Just like the word, it means complying to standards governing your industry/sector.

Iamhatey:
you are free boss

At your siggy, you learning Spanish .
I need a Spanish speaking mate. I'm learning it too

Thanks boss. Yep. Learning Spanish although my siggy is written in Latin. I've discovered that it you don't practice the language everyday, you won't go far.

Also learning Hausa so I can be like my dad: he speaks wazobia.

Iamhatey:
and 10000+ likes for you for that statement.

Op, just make sure wiffy is earning too. You are good to go. Early marriage is a beautiful thingy

Yes boss. Permit me to repost your signature. Makes brain wella.

Olumyyde:
Brother, with GOD ,determination n contentment,u sure can..i earn about 83k monthly n I'd be wedding in two months time by GOD'S grace. My fiancee is a diligent nurse,n I've also told her i dont cross my bounds to impress anyone. my brother,we can.cheers!

This right here is my guy. 1,000,000 likes for you my guy.

Imagine waiting until you get to 39 when you've started earning 300,000 - 400,000. Then you have your first child at 40 (that is barring any issue).

Your first child will likely graduate when you are about 62. Person go dey train pickin at 60+, haba?

One of my colleague, earning over 250k doesn't even have a girlfriend and is about 38.

OP do what you have to do. 20 years from now, you'll be happy you did.

iPrevail:
I dunno what your monthly bills look like, but I do not think 70grand is enough. Except you are good at saving and have a really good plan for your futures.

Your wife, if she isn't modest, can consume ⅓ of that money. And think about what happens when the babies start coming.

Just plan well sha. People still live off as low as 18k and they are still alive.

Nice tips. I know of a colleague who started a family on 45k here in Lagos. Meanwhile those on 150k are still complaining that the salary is not enough.

OP your priorities should be paramount in life. I know of someone who started working on CBN as low as a clerk back in the 80s. Got married amid the little pay he was receiving. Fast forward today, he has retired. 3 completed bungalows, over 6 parcels of landed property and 3 cars.

Plan your life with your family. Move to a low cost area. Finally, never, never and never try to impress anyone. Ciao!

Good morning all. I've read all the comments posted so far and I couldn't help but feel pity for the poor soul.

To the OP, you've done your part by telling him. The first step to repentance is confessing and telling the truth. You've told him the truth, let him live with that. But have you repented? I'm not really sure because you even had sex with him in order to concieve. Who even told you to have sex before marriage? Some will come for my head but the truth is that its wrong. You don't need it to prove anything.

About committing suicide, someone already said it all. It is a selfish act. The life you have is not even yours but God's. Pull yourself together. It's not easy. I have seen what a broken heart can do so be careful.

If you have a confidant, discuss with him or her.

Lastly, as much as possible, avoid bringing your personal issues to social media because it's full of cyber bullies.

Ciao!

Igbofirstlady:
, Eseosasere Gift Osifo, for alleged impersonation and fraud.

Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com/2016/09/44years-old-man-arrested-for.html

The correct spelling is Esosasere

Hahaha, for this hard recession who wan follow KAI?

banmee:
So how does someone who works hard look? Hunger no go kill you.

I don't get you. Break it down.

timidapsin:
He didn't look like he struggled to get it, I hope his Kidneys and Livers are still intact

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I came late to the party. Exactly my thoughts. Talk about misplaced priorities. Naija will never disappoint.

spreado:
Will definitely try google search in incognito mode

It works in incognito mode.

PS: whatever you use it for, your browsing details will never be hidden from your ISP.

Trina0936:
Guilty conscience at work! I no call names oh!

Guilty conscience? Haha... Not at all. I'm just saying that all men are not the same. I don't blow my trumpet, sis, albeit I understand perfectly what you postulate.

Trina0936:
And most men would still open their silly mouths to yab a woman who carried another human being for nine months(risking her life in the process)that she is fat and still give that as a useless reason to cheat on her!
May God punish all men who don't respect and love their wives! Amen

Haba sis e nova reach that one nah...

lofty900:
not all men

of course brotherly. That was why I used some men. Knew a guy that fainted because he wanted to be a hard guy. He fainted immediately the child's head came out. Omò my guy reach ground.

ajebuter:
Not a big deal because l have been through it..

And l was fully conscious during the procedure..

Kudos to womanhood..

Kudos to your guys (women), una dey try, no be small. Ciao.

lofty900:
Women are powerful creatures, the process of child birth proves that they're even stronger than men because men can't even stand and watch their wives give birth how much more go through the process. Married men take care of ur pregnant wives, it's not easy

Granted women try, albeit some men can stand the sight of blood. Some of us are "strong men"

herzern:
Has Bayern not been winninq Bundesliqa before he took over??.....Infact...they won UCL the year that preceded.....


He was assiqned.....and his only achievement is 'winninq bundesliqa at Game 29'.......

Of course, they've been winning, same way Madrid and Inter were also winning before JM came to manage them. Like I said, let's not condemn them but be happy for them. It's not easy my brother to manage individuals. Shalom.

herzern:
The same Guardiola that couldn't table a UCL trophy for Bayern!.....


Guardiola is a F.A.I L.U.R.E!!!!

herzen, usually I don't quote people but my attention was drawn to your comment above, Haba bros? PG a failure because of no UCL trophy in Bayern? That means the below equation holds same for JM:

Porto = 1 UCL = P
Chelsea = 0 UCL = F
Inter M = 1 UCL = P
Real M. = 0 UCL =F

JM = F x2
PG = F x1

Bros herzen reason the matter nah . But I wouldn't say JM is a failure, in as much as I would not say PG is a failure. There are so many factors that hinders a man to make it to the top atimes. Give it to the two managers, they are outstanding. If PG is a failure, then what will you call AW? *runs out of thread*

ipledge10:
bro ...September that is still on the 10th, bro please go back to bed

I'm out of bed now and modified accordingly, thanks . You can also modify yours too ipledge10

ipledge10:
dude forming big player in Epl , where is skarlet? I told her she ain't se nothing

For those who don't , hazard won August Bpl player of the month

Please correct asap. Sterling won the August 2016 Player of Month. See link: https://www.premierleague.com/news/97642

placeofallure:
Yes I remember! Mirror in the Sun with Barbara Soky and the rest of them. Then ripples with RMD but I was too young to comprehend anything in both plays.

Yes Barbara Soky. Also Clarion Chukwura, and Enebeli E (can't really pronounce his surname).

HAH:
I wonder who among our present day actors is that his Daughter, in third eye, then we were told she was his real daughter

I'll have to check. Who still remembers Mirror in the Sun and Ripples? I feel like crying, honestly. If you enjoyed your childhood, shout with me "Yes, Yes, Yes"...

slex:
Yes oo boss. Then we watched Olu Jacobs THIRD EYE

Nostalgia... Olu Jacobs played the detective with his daughter (the Third Eye) always helping him to solve his cases by offering a "third eye" per say.