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Golan007:
You don't evacuate a chopper until it's submerged in water.

Count a few seconds then you may egress the window.

This doesn't guarantee anything as hypothermia, injury, sharks and drowning may still render your survival unlikely.

I watched a US Navy video where they were taught how to survive a submerged helicopter, my brother! 99.99999% of normal human beings won't survive it.
Panic! Pitch darkness! Drowning! Ticking time! Etc.

OsunOriginal:
The same shameless old man has no other place to live apart from Lagos (Lekki) which Tinubu developed.

Several months down the line, this dog will be eating his vomited words and also having small sense now. Mumu

Tflex01:
You are 100 percent correct about the first paragraph. You said my mind completely.

The anonymous person is definitely not the babymama, it's the man's colleague from the same police department who isn't pleased about the fact that the man abused his position as a cop to start dating a young complainant who is fleeing an abusive relationship

FreeStuffsNG:
Your father will damage your beautiful family if you ever have one and apply this his advice.

That guy is gone, totally emotionally damaged by the father's stupidity. No remedy

What kind of yeye promotion is this thread?.

Is it not Nigeria again?
CNG prices will skyrocket if ever it is widely adopted. Example is local rice price compare to foreign type. CNG will even be worse because it's not free market , cabals are involved.
Imagine converting with 1.8million and the price of CNG goes up 400%. Is that not stupidity?

gistray:
100,000 more boats like that need to capsize to combat overpopulation in the North


People littering everywhere with 0 education in their brain contributing 0 to the economy dragging everyone behind

One look and you know they're living a worthless life wasting Gods Air

Their father

Are you okay?

Weytin be hamster kombat?

Scattered or uncoordinated numbers of Cctv can not improve security.

crestedaguiyi:
Bringing my mother into this conversation shows how unrefined you are.

She shouldn't give birth in the prison, the innocent child did no wrong. She can continue her time after one month of child birth

Women give birth in prison even in the U.S, the law is law.

Merry100:
Someone is targeting me, and I don't know who it is, but it seems to be related to a shop. I recently reopened this particular shop. It is in a good location, situated beside the main road, but I had previously closed it out of frustration. The shop was burgled and all my valuable gadgets were stolen. It has not even been three months since I renovated the shop, brought in new gadgets, and reopened it, but someone has been trying to burgle it again.

Yesterday, we discovered that someone tried to break into the shop, the person also tampered with the signboard on top of the shop roof, causing it to face downwards.

Also, a man came to the shop yesterday and placed a large order for different foods and various drinks, which exceeded what was available, he said he needed it for a party. While my other staff were in the kitchen area preparing more food for him, he sent the staff who was supposed to serve the food on an errand, and she left without informing anyone, I don't know if she was under a spell or if she was just licking his feet.

When the man realized that he had successfully distracted all of them, he started pretending to be in a hurry. My sister decided to assist by putting the available food into disposable plates, and in the process, the man stole her phone and fled.

A lot has been happening lately. My staff had previously informed me that on the first day the shop was reopened, they saw a nylon bag full of poo in front of the shop and disposed of it.

My sister has been very cold and down since yesterday. Apart from the fact that the stolen phone is expensive, there are important documents on it. I tried hard to suppress my emotions, but seeing my sister in distress because of me made it impossible to hold back my tears.

She didn't even need to be in my shop yesterday. It was Monday and I needed to take foodstuffs to the shop, but I begged her to help me because I had an early morning appointment with a client at the office.

Even my car was tampered with. She parked it outside the shop in its usual location, but there were signs that someone had tried to break into it. It seems like someone is deliberately trying to frustrate me to the leave the shop.

I beg you in the name of God, hire a very very competent electrician, let him setup electric wire traps that will electrocute the burglars, that's the best way out , forget about CCTV , forget about security, forget the law, they will only eat Ur money.

Greetings all.
Please is a Peugeot 207(newer model of 206) a good buy? In comparison with 307?


Both of them manual, non converted and Naija used

No civic, no 206, no 307, no ford focus, no golf series, and u r talking fuel economy

Wise man. Not as foolish as Jonathan
Secure your ambitions with loyalist and inner circle

JackDaAlienz:
Still happening now

APC is on the beat!

Nomerci:
Lexus Es fwd, and GS rwd,awd no balance. I drove my guys gs yesterday and I fired it to 120kph..oh bobs the car was feeling like it had flat tyres,was just bouncing doing left and right while in motion...omo I no tell am oh.

Bad shock absorbers actually

This real and original herders group just took a back seat. So sad. Unfortunately those run by internet farmers are still active

The son of the founder of Hamas made a shocking statement in his book... Sons of Hamas


....'" without Isreal as a common, the Palestinians would have internally fought themselves to death or perhaps broken into dozens of clans and nationalities"
That the outside world don't understand the extent of violent intolerance that exist

Act what? Is it not the same APShit?

Great thread. Do keep us posted.

Mischievous reportage!

Time for Okafor and Kola to buy at the top

Can some break this down with more insights

Blackman

Pierocash:
Benny Peters is not an Ijaw man oga

"Let the poor breath" don't choke them

All of us here liking his utterances do we realise trump hates all people of colour? Especially Africans and Latinos? What are you happy about? Because u also have hate for Islam? Weytin islam do u? Why the ignorance?

If u relocate to your LGA today, Islam won't threaten you, won't exploit you, won't harass you, it's Ur own kinsmen that will likely do all that! Think deeply

The US was discovered and developed by immigrants, and nothing can ever stop making it home for immigrants, not even criminal Trump.

Selective Nonsense talk, tame Ur cows or keep Ur cows away from people's farmlands and ancestral homes. That is the only solution.

Ur farm location/distance and control/monitoring measures will determine the outcome of the business. Not the crop or season. As a new farmer or new resident, 80% of Ur visitors are out to eat your resources up, in the name of "consultation" or "work". Be careful , there's money in farm but there's no love in the bush.

kedeojo:
Saraki family are one of the major shareholders.

Alongside few friends of past CBN governors and certain past AMCON bigwigs.

From Societe Generale, to spring, to enterprise, to heritage, and next to..... Ur guess?

In Nigeria, u can borrow 50bn and acquire a defective bank or telecom worth 500bn, and after 8years it will be worth -26bn, and you will be walking around as a billionaire, simply because u have connections

Does this apology give them immunity from service failure and financial crime ligation? Not just them, but all the Discos, despite not having ability nor intention to sustain, they indiscriminately transfer most users to band A , very greedy set of people!

Mom007:
Lol. Says someone that calls itself digitrader? What are you trading? What are you selling when you obviously do not and cannot produce anything? Stupid waste of space! A nation that cannot grow its own food will STARVE and that's just what you all deserve. I don't talk What I don't know. I can grow my own food so what exactly is a lazy scavenging vermin like you that is busy buying 5 tomatoes for 1k talking about? Abeg gettat and let sensible people see my comment and take heed o jare!

Goat, sense far from you

Mom007:
Comments like this are how you know the problems of Nigeria. The lazy youths who have never experienced the joy of planting something and watching it grow and later eating it fresh from the farm/ garden! Always eager to leap to insults to cover up for their laziness and inadequacy.

Plant what you can first and break this ridiculous dependence on rice that we have now cultivated. When we were young, rice was Sunday food and one other day of the week, now people eat rice everyday, a food that doesn't grow well here and dumped farming altogether and expects their economy to thrive.

Shut up and displaying ridiculous half intelligence in public space!