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Those are the proud Nigerians we need...let the world see its good to eat em' fresh and natural not all the packaged chemicalised stuffs that will fill your tummy and give you cancer.

[size=14pt]Please o Buhari do something about your body language o i don't think this PHCN guys are feeling it any longer....kindly increase the volume or something biko[/size]

Orter:
You may try:
A. Libya.
B. Mali.
C. Iraq

While you rest in Syria...how bout that

While Nigerians were busy cursing telecom operators for their high tariff,little did we know that our problem was the NCC.What is wrong with this country?thought the NCC are supposed to be the ones imposing on them to make this charges go lower? Am tired of Nigeria i swear.

She said yes 'that Nigerian jollof is better than Ghanian jellof.bloggers and half truths.

Igbo nma nma nu...

One day he'll be caught.If we had a concise data base in Nigeria he'll probably would have been caught by now.

Looks legit to me... Will you not feel better if someone who offends you offers his apology?
Is that not the what a sensible person is supposed to do?
Wisdom demands that.
They are wise.

Epic gesture.
Igbo amaka...

Chai..
What is the possibility of an average Nigerian staying alive till a 100 years?
He'll have to overcome
1. Malaria
2. Cholera
3. Hunger
4. Food poisoning
5. Boko haram
5. Accidents he may cause
6. Accidents caused by others
7. Aids
8 . Electric shock mishap
9. Plane crash
10. Witches and wizards
11. Angry uncle or aunty in the village
12. Pipeline explosion
13. Building collapse
14. Cancer and others
15. Ogogoro
16. Boat mishap
17. Accidental discharge from police
18. Armed robbers attack
19. Fulani herdsmen attack
20. Ritualist abduction
21. DEATH TRYING TO ESCAPE TASK FORCE.
This is just a few....May God continue to keep us all cause This country is a JUNGLE.

Go and ask Iwuanyawu....heard he's the one responsible for always constructing that road with sub-standard materials...if not the obinze end which is handled by another firm will not be looking soo good after soo many years.

Hope they use the money judiciously...

Leaders of tomorrow is what they called us right ? Well i guess they changed their mind and want

to make us leaders of next tomorrow.

If Buhari really trusted Amechi he would have just appointed him into one of the many availbale

positions earlier instead of allowing him go thru the hurdles of ministerial screening.

Buhari will probably be thinking that if this man 'Amechi' can do what he did to his own brother

'Jonathan' then imagine what he can do to him 'buhari', and also giving him a position is just a way

for him to recover the billions he spent hence no work might be done in that office.

Even Buhari does not trust Amechi.

Hmmm...now its on bbc,which media outlet is next?

Nice one....na Godwin.

At Ikeja the Nigerian police have an Heliport there,what exactly do they do there?? This country is like one BIG comedy show.

Deep...hope he's not indirectly calling the APC goons that blamed Jonathan for the bomb blasts during his tenure TWISTED ?

Story land

Rip...now even rocks are attacking people too.

Thank God o...tired of the ugly news trend.

MiracleMum:
I disagree!!! The complexion of someone hustling cant be the same when the person is now working in a good environment and well paid. Don't forget that while hustling, the person jumps buses and bikes under the rain and sun. Then whilst with the good job, the person eats healthy, sleeps in A.C house, drives A.C car and works in A.C office. These and more can improve the person's complexion.

Yes you are right but it can only improve it a little...I am more concerned about the great contrast in skin complexion i've noticed from same people...take a trip to fb and you'll understand my plight.you'll probably think the fb account belongs to two different people.

How to know if your girl friend or wife to be uses bleaching cream...
Step 1: Ask her or find out her facebook name
Step 2: log into your account on facebook
Step3: search for her fb page then send her a friend request
Step4: after she accepts your friend request go to her page and view the first picture she ever uploaded on fb and then compare it with the most recent picture.

Thank me later

Lalasticlala kindly move to fp

phellamon:
OP
How does this change PMB's ministerial list

Even without the list life goes on bro....

CountDracula:
Niceeee

Thanks....

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PRESBYTERIAN ......... BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER ........ .. MOON STARER

DESPERATION ........... A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES.......... THEY SEE

SLOT MACHINES ........... CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS .......... LIES LETS RECOUNT

MOTHER INLAW.......... WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS .......... ALAS NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT.......... I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES.......... THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO .......... TWELVE PLUS ONE

THE MORSE CODE........... HERE COME DOTS

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Download video with this link and laugh till you drop...
Really seems the video is refferring to dbanj though...

http://comeseesumting.com/ogatitusmusicvideo/

Wow...I hope they have the BALLS to see it thru.

Hollandia + Guinness...Oh no guiness! I'll manage just hollandia then

Lets wait for the names of her buddies in crime