Follow @dara_darry 4sensible, funny nd decent tweets...*winkz

Only 4Benin residents____ there is going 2b a powerful business launch tomorrow @Edo Delta hotel, beside faith motors, Akpakpava,Benin-city by 2pm prompt. No african time as those presenting won't bear indiscipline at all.
**No gate fee and no compelling plz..just 4serious minded people.

Denrele tink say e go do hin own...#lailai

imperiouxx: Where can I get this phone? This is the kinda phone for ruggedy nature of works in Nigeria.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO6kyWwGN4E

I no believe jor...No b so una dey cut off person head 4film nd d person go still fine after d film??#filmTrick

Afam4eva: I think this is in order since Obadare was also the former governor of Osun state before becoming a pastor? I'm i right?

U're right oo...he was also a 4ma president sef....

SLIDE waxie: if u are embarking on a long joruney, u can carry him along and carry his pumping machine put for inside trunk!

Lolz...nasso

Does wey no get moni sef go dey lie say na because of d disease dem change deir mnd....#AsIf dem wan go b4....(˘̯˘ ) ( ˘˘̯)

Lovebond34: . Yes u can...bt nt 2 loud cox d pope might hear you

Lollzz...me no dey ooo

Tiz part f d show naaa....he should take kia f himself nd take it as part f d gifts gained frm BBA....

Were you having mixed feelings or you were just prepared 4d worst

dani1luv: Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”

GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.

BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GEJ:
I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.

PATIENCE JONATHAN
u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute

GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?

HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.

Nscdc lagos chairman
The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and only my oga at the top knows...ehmm... thats all

Northern emmigrants
We chickens crossed d road because we dnt lyk d sound of banger talkless of BOMB!!!!

lorretta u: In my jamb centre here.we are watching mtvbase.eating grilled chicken and frenchfries, tomato sauce with white rice and english pepper broth.washing it down with baileys.mmmmmm....
This kind jamb.wow!some ppl are already buying form for next year.

Abeg wia d centre dey..tis lyk Jamb changed my centre 2dat place ...

D shirt na 4moni ritual.E go dey produce moni evry midnyt oo.abi??

nwabobo: Israel successfully tests Arrow 3 missile interceptor
2 hours ago

Arrow 3 will extend Israel's multi-layered missile defence shield
Israel's defence ministry says it has carried out a successful test of its new missile interceptor system.

Arrow 3 detects an incoming missile, intercepts it and destroys it with a second missile above the earth's atmosphere.

Officials said the cutting-edge system had been designed to defend Israel from the threat of a strike from Iran .

Monday's test was conducted alongside US forces and is the first time the system has been tested.

Israel already has the Iron Dome missile defence system, which - officials say - intercepted up to 85% of missiles fired from Gaza towards populated areas during the conflict in November 2012.

Full implementation

Defence officials say that because the system will be able to shoot down missiles in space, it could cause nuclear and chemical warheads to disintegrate safely.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21571422

Naija sef don design labalaba wey dey go help us catch bomb tu

Ileke-IdI:

If Ʊ buy am dis...wat will Ʊ nw buy ha 4weddin......

[quote author=AK 48]Opam gangnam style[/quote
I tink say na only M̶̲̅ƹ see gnamgnam style oo...

sexkillz: Who is that demon beside her?

Na jay Z oo.she turn woman so he fit monitor ha.....

I neva fast 4ma own probs sef.....shey dey go share M̶̲̅ƹ 4deir moni nii?

Ano knw say vampire dey inside microwave oo abi aw e dey coz hiv ooo