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PoliticsRe: Gov Okowa Inaugurates New FRSC Office Complex [photo] by dheaven: 6:10am On Sep 24, 2019
What of the constant hold up in coka junction in Asaba what is he doing about it?. Whenever I travel on that road I pity some Asaba Residents.
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Storm Borno Filling Station, Shoot 1 Dead, Injure Others (Graphic) by dheaven: 6:24pm On Sep 22, 2019
What kind of nonsense is this.
CrimeRe: Hadiza Babayo: Lady Kidnaps Her Cousin For N6m Ransom In Gombe State [photo] by dheaven: 6:07pm On Sep 20, 2019
Its very easy to know its you since you are the one that went to pick her in school.
PoliticsRe: Power Outage Stops Delta Governorship Election Tribunal From Delivering Judgment by dheaven: 1:28pm On Sep 20, 2019
Its a shame because they are suppose to have standby generator.
CrimeRe: Delta Policemen Abandon All The Bribes They Collected At A Checkpoint by dheaven: 7:54pm On Sep 19, 2019
They should refund the loot to the community chief.
Science/TechnologyRe: Rare Zebra In Kenya At The Maasai Mara Reserve (Photos) by dheaven: 3:02pm On Sep 17, 2019
Tolexander:
Are they trying to tell us this is an albino zebra?
Maybe
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot 8 Vs Tecno Spark 3 Vs Hot 7: Battle Of the N30,000+ Devices by dheaven: 7:41pm On Sep 16, 2019
davillian:
Camera is the least problem I have with a phone I don't even like using it except on request.
Battery
Network
Ram
Rom
Processor
Weight
Size
Design
Camera
That's my list of preference according
Exactly how I roll.
SportsRe: Reactions As 'Rubber' Man Shows His Flexibility (Photos) by dheaven: 7:04pm On Sep 16, 2019
Assuming he is a girl it would av been better for guys.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Calls A Woman Who Won N500k, What She Did Next Is Shocking by dheaven: 6:59pm On Sep 16, 2019
Scammers don spoil show for d woman
CrimeRe: Who Is The Serial Killer In Port Harcourt Hotels, Killing Many Ladies? (Graphic) by dheaven: 4:38pm On Sep 16, 2019
Onlyonebuhari:
If they can open their laps anyhow then they should know that they can also die anyhow. No pity for prostitutes!
Its because you are feeding well 3 times a day. If know why some girls go into prostitution you won't make this statement.
CrimeRe: Chika Onyemenam Kidnapped In Delta State (Photo) by dheaven: 4:22pm On Sep 16, 2019
Why is Delta state news media not reporting it?
HealthRe: Alcohol Vs Soft Drink: Which Is More Harmful? by dheaven: 7:34am On Sep 14, 2019
Can one really avoid the two?
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Prays For A Private Jet Soon, Says 'I've Been On Too Many Planes' by dheaven: 7:16am On Sep 14, 2019
She should do more of sugar daddies now than kids so she can have it.
CelebritiesRe: 'Tunde Ednut Impregnating Me, More Of Rape' - @olamid_e Lady Accuses by dheaven: 10:55pm On Sep 13, 2019
How authentic is her story or she just want to trend.
TravelRe: Biodun Adedeji Hammed's Lost Travel Documents And Tickets Found by dheaven: 8:50am On Sep 10, 2019
Are you advertising the woman also?
CrimeRe: Ponzi Scam: EFCC Arrests Female MD Of Millionaire African Leaders Club (photo) by dheaven: 6:08am On Sep 05, 2019
With this report she have not defrauded but with this arrest her customers will now cry cos she won't be able to run the business again. I suspect the arrest was caused by jealousy by other microfinance bank around her which cannot find how she runs it and succeed.
Car TalkRe: How To Prevent Seat Belt Entanglement On Kids by dheaven: 8:20pm On Sep 04, 2019
The post is good but not rich in content.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Cancels Automatic Citizenship For Children Of US Citizens Born Abroad by dheaven: 6:57am On Aug 31, 2019
babeosisi:
God bless Trump.If you don't like it deal with it!
Non.citizens only need 6 weeks to.make their kids citizens?
He should.have made it 6 years
Yes. For me it won't affect anything. If you can afford to go US to give birth staying extra 6 weeks to obtain citizenship won't be a problem.
PoliticsRe: El-zakzaky: Real Reason Shiites Leader Was Repatriated From India – Buhari Govt by dheaven: 4:45am On Aug 17, 2019
They should fly the Indian doctors to Nigeria to treat him.
Foreign AffairsRe: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by dheaven: 4:42pm On Aug 11, 2019
Funny and sad at same time.
CrimeRe: NDU Student Killed By Bullets From Politician’s Security Guards In Bayelsa by dheaven: 4:39pm On Aug 11, 2019
What is the name of the politician and police?
Music/RadioRe: Have You Seen This "Local" Home Theater? by dheaven: 3:52pm On Aug 11, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



You just took me back to when Nigeria was a country, when coins were precious assets.
When Texaco filling station attendants cleaned your windscreen and thanked you for your patronage.

When Nigerian Airways was still a robust Elephant with wings.
When PAN flooded our streets with seductive 404s.
When we stood by railways counting the number of coaches on each steam train passing.

Do you remember when we used fluorescent tubes to construct HD-ready antennas so we could hear the truth from Siene Allwell Brown and Frank Olize.
And when we put coloured glasses over our TVs so we could watch in colour?

Should I remind you of our TVs that had shutters, keys and legs or tell you the stories of eating moi-moi out of milk cups while watching white cranes come home from their fishing trip and beg them to exchange their white claws with out dirty nails?

When we ate New Society bread with planta.
Drank Ginger Ale or Pronto.
Licked "chichi" sweet and coloured saccharine icecreams after taking an overdose of kwilikwili so we could win the farting competition.

Back to when ladies wore shimmy.
When permed and jerry curled hairs were the styles to beat.
Tales by moonlight for the teens,
Icheokwu for the adults and Danger mouse for the kids.
When we just had to consult the telephone directory to get anyone's land phone number.

Tell me did you write love notes and pass to your crush through her younger ones?
Did you sprain your finger from turning the "roundabout" telephone dial?

Did you knot grass leaves to stay out of trouble?
Did you ever smooch your female neighbor on your father's settee while Teddy Pendergrass record was spinning on the turntable?

Did you walk from house to house on Christmas eve to sing carols?
Lalastic.lala.... Did you ever use Aquafresh toothpaste to drink garri or use Krest and Akanwu for birthcontrol?

Did you ever feel a sense of pride sitting in "Merry-go-round" long buses because your neighbor's kids had to ride their father's Long John bicycle?
Did you ever visit the library to check out what new tale Cyprian Ekwensi or Chinua Achebe had made?

Nigeria was great.
Night journeys were interesting, we had toll gates at every boundary with jovial soldiers exchanging banters there.
Life was greater if you had the privilege of growing up in Eastern Nigeria.
You can develop this into a book or film and make real money.
CrimeRe: Breaking; Wike announces the capture of 'Bobrisky' by Nigerian Army by dheaven: 7:20pm On Aug 09, 2019
I know is not the real Bobrisky
PoliticsRe: AAC Expels Sowore And 26 Others From Party by dheaven: 6:58pm On Aug 09, 2019
It seems Sowore miscalculated on this his move. He may lose everything. The party leadership is wise on this move if not they may risk deregistration from INEC.
PoliticsRe: N1bn Bail Slammed On Maurice Iwu By Court by dheaven: 6:40pm On Aug 09, 2019
The judge said both sureties must furnish the court with the statement of their bank accounts, showing a minimum balance of N1bn.
This judge is wicked oo
PoliticsRe: Gbajabiamila Compensates 15 Speakership Aspirants With Committee Jobs by dheaven: 7:52pm On Aug 08, 2019
So PRP won some seats in the house?
CrimeRe: Why We Killed Three Policemen On Covert Duty "Nigerians Army Revealed" (photos) by dheaven: 7:08am On Aug 08, 2019
Someone that is supposed be on handcuffs escaped and the officers couldn't escape. What a story?
CrimeRe: Why We Killed Three Policemen On Covert Duty "Nigerians Army Revealed" (photos) by dheaven: 7:03am On Aug 08, 2019
It looks like the relatives of the suspect raised false alarm that they kidnapped their person and the army was not patient enough to study well before reacting.
CrimeRe: Samuel Udeoutuk-Willis: Nigerian Kidnapper In Takoradi, Ghana Always Holds Bible by dheaven: 12:00pm On Aug 05, 2019
This is heart breaking. They need to amputate his hands and legs and leave him.
PoliticsRe: Revolution Now: IG Sends Alarm Message To Commissioners Of Police by dheaven: 8:48am On Aug 05, 2019
For me the protest is useless. If really you dont want Buhari or Atiku, during election you wouldn't have been looking for a party that have structure but team together and vote for any other vibrant candidate for real change to occur. Most of you collected money to even vote and you expect change.
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Victor AD Concert In Auchi by dheaven: 8:33pm On Aug 04, 2019
Benz gang
Jobs/VacanciesRe: In Bayelsa, 46,000 Jostle For 2,500 N20,000-per-month SEEFOR Job by dheaven: 4:35pm On Aug 01, 2019
The idea is good just that ghost workers will be many.

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