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Na who dey hide all our class posts?

JMOI: Nairaland is not profitable because of the rate of tribalism going on here

Hmn, seriously?

Nairaplus: Seriously speaking, what's your point @dhtml?

If it's what I am thinking, then, Seun had better let Adsense do the job...

Maybe you haven't noticed https://www.nairaland.com/1362878/short-break-nairaland-ads

Hmn, i still support letting adsense do the work jare, this his version of advert seem not to be working. . .

I get the point jare, resources wasting away like burning candle. . .

^^^this is not *dhtml, so mind what you are saying o, i am a newbie student here o

sirhaziq: plz explain link in html.

Teacher, this boy has not been coming to school, we don treat link topic tale tale now? Abi?
Make i quick flip-sheck my classnotes first before i misyarn, brb

I just cant quiet anymore, it is annoying to say the least, with all the free advert networks wey full town?
Me never see this kind thing before o, on any website for that matter, where advert boxes show empty?

IF WE GO TO THE MOSQUE TO SHARGE OUR PHONE NOW, THEM GO TALK!

This kinda thing makes me refresh my browser over and over again, thinking the page did not load properly, i almost called my network to complain sef.
But after closely inspecting, it seems the boxes are meant to be empty in the first place, i just cant explain it better.

What gives? Maybe we should let the adverts run for free or something?

I have a question though, is it possible to dream of something you have never seen before? Or are dreams always limited by what we have seen before?

E.g Can a deaf person dream of sounds, or can a blind person dream and see a fine girl in that dream (i am talking of someone born deaf or blind respectively).

This is a sidetalk and is not an attempt to derail the thread.

@topic: in my own case, my dreams guide me in reality (like a 6th sense in a way)

nne3870: I dream a lot, most times my dreams play out in the physical realm most especially the bad ones.
I had a bad dream concerning my dad, few days after I lost him.
I had a bad dream concerning my uncle and just 2days I received d news that he passed on.
I saw my pregnant friend delivered a baby girl, when I woke up I was called that she already put to bed and behold it was a girl.
My neighbour's baby in my dream was almost snatched by a woman but the mum was quick to come to his rescue, the following day he dislocated his legbone while playing with his friends. Even when I pray to cancel d dreams it happens afterall.
This days I find it difficult to close my eyes cos I dnt want to dream again..... So dreams reveal what to expect in d future.

Premonitions - those type of dreams!

hilaryiwens05: pls i need help on setting joomla page to full page. pls how can i do dat

This one mean say you no dey come school be that. Joomla page to full page? Emi o ma gbo iru e leyi ri keh?
(Me, i never hear this kind thing before o).

@op, i don dey get am small small, thanks

^^^gerrout of here already before i take your head break coconut.
@op, i still dey struggle to understand all them html and css jare, ose jare broda mi

That was an outstanding writeup @ op, i will leave religion differences aside right now and applaud you loudly (and escape from here before them catch me).

The codes sef too much for man to read

^^na where this one commoth from? Berra go back to page 1 of the thread and start learning how to develop sites.

brown_lord {head:empty;status:snoring;position:olodo;}
Thanks mr teacher, that is fantastic!

Okay sir, let me go and read my books, brb

iyenimofe:
And a coup began...

I checked W3C.org and discovered the rel attribute is required. Thank you, that's why you be boss. @brownlord you now have a deputy-*dhtml/dhtml//dhtml5.

I accidentally discovered that type was not required in HTML5 when i tried validating my site earlier, i first thought the validator was madt!
Yeah, lets go into the styles, its high-time!!

[size=18pt]END TYME TINZ! [/size]

What is that blackeyed peas song again o,
Father, Father father help us, send us garri guidance from above
cause people got me got me questioning where is the love.

He really is a great teacher and is doing it right!

iyenimofe: Boss, the type attribute is compulsory nah.

Uhm, i dont fully agree (maybe for HTML 4 sha), except you can explain why my site validates - http://.net/ - http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=.net&charset=%28detect+automatically%29&doctype=Inline&group=0 without using type?

As an intern(in lasuth), i feel very sorry for my colleagues in luth. Maybe we (in lasuth) should join them in a solidarity strike.

Can we use <link rel="nairalandstylesheet" href="http://www.nairaland.com/static/nl2.css/13"/> as an external stylesheet?

Caramba!

iyenimofe: You just gotta beg Mr Moderator. But why does Mr Moderator like you this much?

I dont beg nobody (maybe mr spambot sha), i got like 1,000 or more nairaland IDs, i be major share holder here.

Let the class go on jare, i go sit down for window dey enjoy the class dey go!

All them them self-appointed seun's advisers sef. . .oops, them go soon bbaannnn me again now!

what of banned students like *dhtml? How them go take submit their assignments?

I am a local champion o jare!

And i got banned yet again!