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I responded. .

teemy: IMHO I believe title should have read 'What should seun do/what is seun doing to improve on nairaland' and then opinions would have come in like webdezzi's.

P.S

Censorship ba?

The interesting thing is that *dhtml cannot post anything on webmasters board only, but no restriction to other boards or so it will seem. Did not know moderators have this kinda powers o!!

Big big grammar.

I have saved many babes be that o

I am on a 1 year leave till ending of next year. I will only do website work selectively, can do simple jobs though, but no web apps - except the ones i was working on before the leave.
The leave is meant for my internship though, and also to upgrade my programming knowlege - i am too outdated.

Now where is this sly guy

^^^Not in any way. . .

Now i love this,
when non-born-again christians sin - they say it is the devil that made them sin, but when it comes to higher level born-agains like priests - who presumably cannot be told what to do (by a small boy like satan), it is god that tells them what to do.

So, all in all, we have 2 sets of christians - those that are forced to do things by god, and the other group by the devil.

Now, i am getting all muddled up here. This makes me wonder, how many Gods are christians serving?

Please send me an email, call, or text. This is an S.O.S. No life is at stake though.

Nigeria is the final stage.

Abegi na when antelope land for religion section? I need a real antelope to make peppersoup

*Fetches bow and arrow, and goes into the bush*

Last time i fought, was 1999, and i was very well beaten by a very smaller bone-thin guy. It was better than killing the extremely skiny guy, who clearly cannot take what i could dish out easily. Till tomorow, i was very happy i lost that fight, but is that really a fight? because i did not throw any punch or kick??

Maybe he has been carried to heaven on a chariot of fire.

ALUMINATI = ILLUMINATI = OLD WORLD ORDER = NEW WORLD ORDER, ALL NA THE SAME.

xynerise: Nice one

That pray long e no be small.

CrazyMan: You need help seriously....so because you have a big d1ck, you feel you must savour every female that comes across your path...where is your dignity?

For all we know, the joystick may even be smaller than average. You never know except you have been measuring that of others.

Well, you can shrink it if it is too big for comfort.

esere826: *walks in with a chewing stick, bell, worn out bible and smiles*


Its a gift dear.
Its your choice wether to accept it or reject it
If you accept it, its also your choice to 'test' it in flames and make it burn bright and precious

But u go soon turn to Prophet TB be dat
Now, u go see how im be wen people dey curse u for wetin u no cause


*walks a way*
*sneaks back in this time with jerry curled hair and crocodile skin shoes*

And by the way, why not use am to take find husband while it lasts naw,
...em, em and use am take hammer

*laughs mischeviously*

Caramba! here is someone with more sense of humour than mesef!
JERRY CURL+CROCODILE SHOES=YHAKIS!

But really, some gifts can be haunting if you dont know how to control them. You will just have so much information flowing into your mind at maddening level, and will not be able to focus on your own thoughts.

Passing. . .

You should see the thread Why Do Christians Rely On Traditional Gods

Loveaflame: This question came to mind as I thought about all the evils in the world especially in Nigeria.Many know the supernatural controls the natural.Yet we don't take the pain to learn about it.Hardly do churches this day talk about demons,witches,warlocks,marine spirits,occults etc.Yet,many are in bondage to these forces.Been a victim before.Those who do are considered freaks or deluded.The many unmarried singles,chaotic marriages,myterious illnesses,hardship in the midst of abundance,early and mysterious deaths,confusions and frustrations etc.testify to these supernatural forces.Many fear the unknown.But Nigeria is a case study that many things are spiritually wrong.Instead of us to take time to learn about the supernatural,we just ignore or due to fear pretend it is irrelevant or obsolate.WHY THIS,DEAR NAIRALANDERS?

This is very interesting, let us add to the list, how come churches dont preach about:
1. New world order,
2. Aluminati (illuminati)
3. UFOs/Aliens
4. Many others

It is very simple, THE CHURCHES ARE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE PRICE OF GARRI IN THE MARKET. NA SUPERNATURAL GO GIVE ME FOOD

THE BASIC PROBLEMS OF MAN IS: FOOD, CLOTHING AND SHELTER,
THE BASIC PROBLEMS OF NIGERIANS: GARRI, OKRIKA AND ROOF-OVER-HEAD?

^^^Weird is an understatement, bizzzare marrrriage will be better (for lack of better word).

This will go down as the worst preaching ever i have read/heard. It is stoooopid and fooooolish at the same time. I pray it helps someone though.

*Pisses on the thread and runs away*

THIS OP DON DEY MADT, HE NEEDS TO HAVE HIS TOO-BIG-JOYSTICK AMPUTATED IN ORDER TO MAKE HEAVEN!

Oya now, lets go there

musKeeto: Um, readers will do well to check up the meaning of 'methuselah'...
*runs from thread*

Come back here, before i rename your handle to methuselah.

musKeeto: Guy... so na two of us dey nairaland... nice one o.

*Ahem*

julietjuks: my friend, i know that u are sincere in your question. now what i would say to your question will be, if for instance its a medical condition that has seemed to defy medical solution and u think u should go to another ministry other than yours for help u can do so BUT your pastor has to be a major part of that decision process. that is u must seek your pastors consent. ministries are gifted differently by God. for instance not every ministry is a healing ministry but its the same body of christ. such decision should be guided by your pastor.

Joagbaje: Since the pastor is accountable for for. You before God and he is also a watch over your soul.

Hebrews 13:17
Obey your spiritual leaders, and do what they say. Their work is to watch over your souls, and they are accountable to God. Give them reason to do this with joy and not with sorrow. That would certainly not be for your benefit.

Every pastor is not your pastor . So my contribution here is to go to the pastor first, since the bible says to go to the elders .

James 5:14
Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him,. . . :

if it's a matter beyond the pastor's gift or grace , the pastor can recommend another minister that he trust .who may posses the gift required. Kenneth Hagin was a healing minister . But he doesn't work creative miracle. For a matter which requires creative miracle such as amputer , maimed ,etc . He recommended then to go to William Braham church who has anointing for creative miracles eyes could grow out of eye socket.

Thread closed. Question answered, i have nothing more to add.

CrazyMan:


I'm not an atheist, yet it still doesn't make sense to me.

Err, you people just want me to loud it - okay, ask pope italo the meaning

Trolling. .

Una don come be that.

Kslib: Why?? Is that they feel they are too smart?? or programming takes way too much of their time for them to think about religion??

Well, i cant really answer for all programmers, but there is a trend i have noticed. All programmers i know serve the following gods:
1. Devices - laptops, flatscreens, ipads, iphones etc
2. Languages - that is their bible (java, php etc)
3. Internet - this is their astral realm where they walk and fly to get things done.

Rather than pray, programmers (mesef inclusive) just need to stare into blank space, or meditate into their minds and arrive at the solution to problems. Fantastic is it not? You dont even need to pray to get inspiration - it is already inherent, just look within and bring forth the idea.

The topic has different meanings for different viewers. Makes zero sense to atheists though.

Not like that, opposing is equal to fighting here. But i love your opposition sha, it makes everything interesting.
Up pope italo!!