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Jude 1:9 shows that satan is more powerful than michael. So it is SATAN!

Please use pastebin.com for your code. I need to see the html layout of the form.

runzlord: I got a scholarship to learn java at aptech. Java progaming cost 140k there, i paid nothing! Guess what? My parent spoilt everything! The story is to long to tell. Nw i learn java on my own buh i face 2 major chalange,
1. Nepa! I nid light to power my laptop! We have not have light here for 3 months nw. We on gen everynite which is not enough.
2. DATA. 4 example java setup is 90mb! Andriod sdk is 400mb. I dont have money to buy heavy data bundles. Luckily i downloaded java when mtn bis was still working 4 orther divices.

You can copy android SDK from me if you stay in lagos

calebo10: I really enjoy dis class.
Hope our lecturer is fine? Abi he don join his mates for the strike? Abeg Ooooooo!

He is not on strike, he is preparin to answer all the questions and also preparin next set of lectures

Skip CSS? ARE YOU NUTS AND BOLTS? YOU WANT THUNDER TO FIRE YOUR HEAD? How can you tell them to skip css?

I dont agree, i use etext only. But true, ebooks reading is not quite easy like that

^^^my friend, better hold or else . . .

airade: Helppppppp! First of all, I will like to say I appreciate the effort of our selfless teacher, becos he made this forum so simple and easy 4 a beginner like me. But plssssss can sm1 help me wiv css? I learnt html wiving a day(kudos to mr iyenimofe..) But the css.

Its totally confusing! Pls any1 helpppp pls

Thanx in anticipation

what part of css do you not understand? the teacher will explain it better when he comes.

wisemania: wt r u waitin4,r u waitin 4 a bottle of wine b4 u pay?...i wonder watin lordy dey du 4dis dept sef...he say he b lordy yet dis agahowa juz com join thread dey participate anyhow,even dey yab dhtml yet he neva pay hin dues...lordy i go de-lord u wit immediate alacrity if u no sabi cordinate dis dept wela...*reaches 4 an horsewipe*

Very good, someone needed to flog that boy make he behave himself.

Oya, wey the teacher, students are making so much noise. clear vs clear-fix, man no understand all these css tinz again o

I am proud to be programmer anytime anyday - in fact, it is one of my greatest achievements in life.

@op, thanks for bringing this up - we need more people like this op.

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END TIME TINZ no i didnt say that, must be your eyes. . .

^^^have you paid your registration dues and damages for gate-crashing?

Sorry, when i am on this thread, i am loyal to iyenimofe 100% = one of his personal bodyguards, and i will protect the integrity and sanity of this thread.
No nonsense, ingrediens and concobility shall be tolerated on this thread, so sorry about that mister visitor,

Good riddance, please take the dust with you it is not needed on our mat 'cos it stinks. Now to prevent such occurence in future, we need to state this once and for all:
This is a private classroom thread, all self-imposed teachers should please keep off and leave iyenomofe (aka mister webmaster) alone to teach, any pirated lecturer that accidentally strolls here shall be castrated (balls cut off). A word is enuf for the wife - we got cultists and gangters in this class.

Now, let me go and do my assignments,

[quote author=CODE-EATER]Me no be student o..I b external lecturer[/quote]My friend, you have better learn to put your mouth where you code is - on this thread, only the op aka mister lecturer aka mister worldwide aka mister iyenimofe is the one and only bona fide lecturer, even me sef be student for this thread.

So if you want to show your power, better be careful because we throw you and your codes out of this board permanently.

Now, for the other students, i have not been missing classes, i have just been sitting at the back to escape asking and answering questions.

hopilo: you are coming back legputated abi na amputated.

iF HE COmes back at all that is. . .

thrugemaster: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA................. ETT

END TIME TINZ?

I can put my hand inside hot tea for a whole 1 minute and not get burnt. Now why did i not make the front-page?

Its time to start boxing boys for this class

I know many of you people have not bothered to click on the adverts but i do - for reasons best known to me.
And i find out that when you click, you are immediately taken away from nairaland to the advert's link,
but other sites just pop open into blank window or pop-under windows? why is nairaland different?