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Daraph:
Has Nairaland and co. Captivated your mind... I guess you're currently in church and you are posting here...


Nah everyone wey dey bet shop be Christians.


Gerrara here mehn.

Look at ya time, its almost 11 0'clock...

Went for 8am service, and am back...

You smell like a gambler...back to back

Drabeey:
Google

Google referred me to ask the question here....

Google was like "Ask it on Nairaland Forum"

The alarming rate at which our youths and even some of our adult spend at betting centers every sunday from morning till kick off time for football betting is really a thing of worry...


I went to church around 8am, and while passing through winas bet, it was as if a politician was campaigning there with a lot of money.
The crowd was far more than those in some of our churches....

What is betting turning our youths and parents into,,,why are they neglecting the gathering of Gods people?..

No wonder they will never win....

Is this really end time? When the love for the things of God will wax cold, and the love for Gambling will wax HOT..

LARRYDKING:
Baba, I'll love to hear ur experience. U seem to be a professional in exam failure which has led to people consulting u. Op, u're born to be great.

very unique.

Back to back babyyy

People do ask me, Diamonddris how can I fail exams without stressing my self too much..I tell them relax, sit down and read this..

15 ways of failing exams without stress.


1. Sleeping early and waking up very late.


2.Watching movie all through the eve of such exams.

3. Going to night clubs and getting drunk on the eve of the exams...this really helped me.

4. Going to school, but not attending lectures..it helps too.

5. Writing rubbish in ur answer booklet.

6. Writing nothing in your answer booklet.

7. Threatening to beat the lecturer in which you are writting his course the next day..it helped me too..

8. Going to the exams hall 5mins to stoppage time.

9. Writing rubbish and sorting the wrong person.

10. Not Writing your name in your answers script.

11.Not submitting your answer script.

12. Being caught in exams malpractice.

13. Not reading atall for the exams...

14. Thinking that ur uncle in agric department will help you pass CHM 111 in the dept. Of medical lab science even if u wrote rubbish..this one really helped me a lot..

15. Add your own.


If you do all this and you dnt fail, hold me responsible..

But if it works, never forget to say Baba I thank you, Oluwa nagode..

Although I am yet to graduate, but my bad bad things don pile up...


.

There are really SIX MILLION WAYS TO DIE...choose one.

Come! Egbo Olamide, if you want the car, come and collect it

Come! Egbo Olamide, if you want the car,come and collect it

My mum is the best mum..

But someone also also carried her and passed 2ru all this stress too...

So, mummy love your mummy too

I Really did not see this coming....

Information reaching me from my university colleges, they said that ASUU may begin a nation wide strike tomorrow,


Am confused, that's why I want to know the truth content in this rumor...

Has anybody also heard?



Cc: lalasticlacla

No be this baby dem bin call ANIMAL?....

Endtime baby

Abeg una sure say this girl na 14?.....

The girl go swit die

Former Nollywood actress Regina Askia Williams shared photos of her beautiful daughter Tessa who just turned 14...

The 14 years old and her 47 mother shares striking resemblance.

See photos below.

Former Nollywood actress Regina Askia Williams shared photos of her beautiful daughter Tessa who just turned 14...

I de see this legs for movie na

Swit man...we plead for ur forgiveness upon us and (muhamedu buhari...the end time president)

Jonathan named International Person of the
year
January 04, 2016 at 10:49 pm in News
The African Sun Times, Africa’s number one and
largest newspaper in America, has announced
Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, former President of the
Federal Republic of Nigeria as its International
Persons of the Year.
The categories the newspaper has chosen this
year include International Person of the Year,
African Statesman of the Year, Corporate Social
Responsibility Company of the Year, Pan-African
Person of the Year, Diaspora Person of the Year,
Most Influential Person of the Year Under 40,
and the African Tourism Ambassador of the
Year.
“Dr. Jonathan, who shocked the whole world by
swiftly calling current Nigerian President
Muhammadu Buhari and conceding his defeat in
the March 29 Nigerian presidential election,
thereby stopping the predictions of violent
bloodshed in Nigeria, and keeping his words that
he would not allow the blood of a Nigerian to be
shed to further his political ambitions. President
Jonathan must be applauded for creating a solid
foundation for the growth of democracy in
Africa. The world has started to recognize
President Jonathan’s courageous act,” the
newspaper wrote.

Please my fellow nairalanders, I know I have a lot of you here who visits and also votes on goal.com..

I always wish to vote on their polls,but I can't figure that out...

So please if you have an idea, pls show me the way thank you...


Cc : lalasticlacla

ShHHhhh....am in church.

I have not had

On behalf of Bill Gate, warren Buffet, carlos slim, Aliko Dangote, mike Adenuga, my humble self and other billionaires around the world. We all wish u a happy new year . We pray and hope by next year you join our club. One love

May the LORD bless the works of your hands this year....


May this year be the best year among all the years you have seen.....

May you see academic success....



May businesses be successful.....

May the Lord pour down his treasure on you....


Somebody shout AMEN....

Oliviaarims:
Awww... Love you, too. Diamonddris. Wishing you a prosperous New Year.

Yea....have a very happy and blissful new year dear..

I give it to ROMANCE section all the way....

The section really made my year...

Crazy posts.....


Crazy comments.....


Crazy people...
Long live ROMANCE SECTION, Long live NIRALANDERS, Long live NAIRALAND.
Thank you lalasticlacla....

Mine is Oliviaarims...check her out, she is cute.



And I love all her comments.........



I love you oliviaarims.....KISSES

Show someone some love tonight.

Oh dah!!!!!!

I feel like crying...

Oh dah!!!!!!

I feel like crying...

I am for APC and PDP, and I am not for APC and PDP....

firstking01:
simple as calculus...tell her wen next she's visiting, she shud come alone

I told her o....and she was angry,telling me that I am driving away her friends o...see me see wahala o.

That they are very close friends o..Orrr

All I need is advice o....I love the girl like madt...


When I say I will not call her again, until my hands go carry the phone dial her number I no go know, na when she no pick the calls na it I go sabi body again know say I don f.uck up...

My name is Diamond, and I just had a new girl friend after breaking up with a very loving girl(my X.).




But the problem I have with this my new girl is that every time she comes visiting,she comes with two to three of her friends and this is so annoying.

Minus spending a lot of money to entertain the four of them,I dnt get any intimacy with my girl because of the presence of her friends..although the girl is very pretty..

When I asked her why she brings her friends to my house in all her visits, she told me that she wants them to see how handsome I am..when I told her that her reasons are ridiculous, she grew angry, and I love this girl...and she is not picking my calls for two days now.

Please Nairalanders, what should I do?

Am I in love? Or has STUPIDITY taken over ME?