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No be this baby dem bin call ANIMAL?....

Endtime baby

Abeg una sure say this girl na 14?.....

The girl go swit die

Former Nollywood actress Regina Askia Williams shared photos of her beautiful daughter Tessa who just turned 14...

The 14 years old and her 47 mother shares striking resemblance.

See photos below.

Former Nollywood actress Regina Askia Williams shared photos of her beautiful daughter Tessa who just turned 14...

I de see this legs for movie na

Swit man...we plead for ur forgiveness upon us and (muhamedu buhari...the end time president)

Jonathan named International Person of the
year
January 04, 2016 at 10:49 pm in News
The African Sun Times, Africa’s number one and
largest newspaper in America, has announced
Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, former President of the
Federal Republic of Nigeria as its International
Persons of the Year.
The categories the newspaper has chosen this
year include International Person of the Year,
African Statesman of the Year, Corporate Social
Responsibility Company of the Year, Pan-African
Person of the Year, Diaspora Person of the Year,
Most Influential Person of the Year Under 40,
and the African Tourism Ambassador of the
Year.
“Dr. Jonathan, who shocked the whole world by
swiftly calling current Nigerian President
Muhammadu Buhari and conceding his defeat in
the March 29 Nigerian presidential election,
thereby stopping the predictions of violent
bloodshed in Nigeria, and keeping his words that
he would not allow the blood of a Nigerian to be
shed to further his political ambitions. President
Jonathan must be applauded for creating a solid
foundation for the growth of democracy in
Africa. The world has started to recognize
President Jonathan’s courageous act,” the
newspaper wrote.

Please my fellow nairalanders, I know I have a lot of you here who visits and also votes on goal.com..

I always wish to vote on their polls,but I can't figure that out...

So please if you have an idea, pls show me the way thank you...


Cc : lalasticlacla

ShHHhhh....am in church.

I have not had

On behalf of Bill Gate, warren Buffet, carlos slim, Aliko Dangote, mike Adenuga, my humble self and other billionaires around the world. We all wish u a happy new year . We pray and hope by next year you join our club. One love

May the LORD bless the works of your hands this year....


May this year be the best year among all the years you have seen.....

May you see academic success....



May businesses be successful.....

May the Lord pour down his treasure on you....


Somebody shout AMEN....

Oliviaarims:
Awww... Love you, too. Diamonddris. Wishing you a prosperous New Year.

Yea....have a very happy and blissful new year dear..

I give it to ROMANCE section all the way....

The section really made my year...

Crazy posts.....


Crazy comments.....


Crazy people...
Long live ROMANCE SECTION, Long live NIRALANDERS, Long live NAIRALAND.
Thank you lalasticlacla....

Mine is Oliviaarims...check her out, she is cute.



And I love all her comments.........



I love you oliviaarims.....KISSES

Show someone some love tonight.

Oh dah!!!!!!

I feel like crying...

Oh dah!!!!!!

I feel like crying...

I am for APC and PDP, and I am not for APC and PDP....

firstking01:
simple as calculus...tell her wen next she's visiting, she shud come alone

I told her o....and she was angry,telling me that I am driving away her friends o...see me see wahala o.

That they are very close friends o..Orrr

All I need is advice o....I love the girl like madt...


When I say I will not call her again, until my hands go carry the phone dial her number I no go know, na when she no pick the calls na it I go sabi body again know say I don f.uck up...

My name is Diamond, and I just had a new girl friend after breaking up with a very loving girl(my X.).




But the problem I have with this my new girl is that every time she comes visiting,she comes with two to three of her friends and this is so annoying.

Minus spending a lot of money to entertain the four of them,I dnt get any intimacy with my girl because of the presence of her friends..although the girl is very pretty..

When I asked her why she brings her friends to my house in all her visits, she told me that she wants them to see how handsome I am..when I told her that her reasons are ridiculous, she grew angry, and I love this girl...and she is not picking my calls for two days now.

Please Nairalanders, what should I do?

Am I in love? Or has STUPIDITY taken over ME?

Is it that she no knw say this her picture is not fine?









Orrr she just want to annoy me? Or what?
Spoil my xmas day?

Guy why? No I go shout!
Every curve e no be curve?

#lets blame GEJ

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she says, “Drop it on my head."
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she
replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you
press phone every night”
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.”
and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to
punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to
change the
channel.
When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that
friend come here to play with you?
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is
enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and
eat my own with yours.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear
Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a
cloth or
paper.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so
you will not kill me''.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you
borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you
have been eating in the house nko? Which money
did you think was used in buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful.
God will preserve and protect our mothers with good health and wealth in Jesus Christ name.
God commands that you must respect your father and your mother, and you will live a long time in the land I am giving you.
God day

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she says, “Drop it on my head."
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she
replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you
press phone every night”
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.”
and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to
punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to
change the
channel.
When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that
friend come here to play with you?
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is
enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and
eat my own with yours.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear
Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a
cloth or
paper.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so
you will not kill me''.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you
borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you
have been eating in the house nko? Which money
did you think was used in buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful.
God will preserve and protect our mothers with good health and wealth in Jesus Christ name.
God commands that you must respect your father and your mother, and you will live a long time in the land I am giving you.
God day

Forwetinnah:
Chronicles of a deprived Oponu!!

Must you always reply those foolish comments of mine?




That shows how foolish you are!!!!!

I rather stop answering your foolish comments first before you do that to me....

"Maniac"

Forwetinnah:
Who cares if a Nonentity like you is heart clogged by me, I'm happy to see how miserable my posts makes you , do me a favour by putting pacifier in your mouth child or worse still, cry a gutter for all i care!! Move your unintelligent rants to the kids section and stop boring adults with your dumb poems!! I can see you're learning how to put words together...congrats dumbo! If only you had a little brain

Congrats menh.....



I think u have won....


My advice to you is for u to just stop being stupid.....

You've gat a fighting spirit there menh....keep it up...

Forwetinnah:
Shut your bloody mouth? Did I quote you?!! Do you know what a gridlock is even if it's just 2hours??!Eediat!! See phoolish exaggeration, from 3am to 11pm yet people still go about their normal lives and duties in the area. Bloody liar

Must you always be this foolish.....
Must you always be so un polished....
Must you always be this fatuous.....
Must you always be daft.....
Must you always be dense....
Must you always remain an illiterate...
Must you always remain a cylog...
Must you always be a maniac....
Must you always be a disease....
I pity you and your foolish self.


Tolotolo!!!!!

younghartz:
Nigga you asked a question and I answered....hw would u b so foolish to ask "who is trey songz"? Common sense no common

From ur hair cut, I think u are an irresponsible meat...your strong and veiny hands says it all....


Poor boy

Forwetinnah:
Rumuokoro own pass traffic...thats a Gridlock!! Complete
shut down, even Abacha Road by that time especially when it rains..smh.There's traffic in most big cities in the World

Rumuokere Is from 6pm right?.....


Lagos is from 3am to around 11 pm.....


U don see the difference? OLODO

younghartz:
the guy thats richer than every1 in ur village.

Are you serious,......I wanted ignoring this ur comment but I could not hold my self from commenting and telling you how FOOLISH and DENSE you are.....

U are such a POO