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Is it that she no knw say this her picture is not fine?









Orrr she just want to annoy me? Or what?
Spoil my xmas day?

Guy why? No I go shout!
Every curve e no be curve?

#lets blame GEJ

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she says, “Drop it on my head."
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she
replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you
press phone every night”
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.”
and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to
punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to
change the
channel.
When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that
friend come here to play with you?
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is
enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and
eat my own with yours.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear
Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a
cloth or
paper.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so
you will not kill me''.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you
borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you
have been eating in the house nko? Which money
did you think was used in buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful.
God will preserve and protect our mothers with good health and wealth in Jesus Christ name.
God commands that you must respect your father and your mother, and you will live a long time in the land I am giving you.
God day

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she says, “Drop it on my head."
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she
replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you
press phone every night”
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.”
and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to
punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to
change the
channel.
When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that
friend come here to play with you?
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is
enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and
eat my own with yours.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear
Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a
cloth or
paper.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so
you will not kill me''.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you
borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you
have been eating in the house nko? Which money
did you think was used in buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful.
God will preserve and protect our mothers with good health and wealth in Jesus Christ name.
God commands that you must respect your father and your mother, and you will live a long time in the land I am giving you.
God day

Forwetinnah:
Chronicles of a deprived Oponu!!

Must you always reply those foolish comments of mine?




That shows how foolish you are!!!!!

I rather stop answering your foolish comments first before you do that to me....

"Maniac"

Forwetinnah:
Who cares if a Nonentity like you is heart clogged by me, I'm happy to see how miserable my posts makes you , do me a favour by putting pacifier in your mouth child or worse still, cry a gutter for all i care!! Move your unintelligent rants to the kids section and stop boring adults with your dumb poems!! I can see you're learning how to put words together...congrats dumbo! If only you had a little brain

Congrats menh.....



I think u have won....


My advice to you is for u to just stop being stupid.....

You've gat a fighting spirit there menh....keep it up...

Forwetinnah:
Shut your bloody mouth? Did I quote you?!! Do you know what a gridlock is even if it's just 2hours??!Eediat!! See phoolish exaggeration, from 3am to 11pm yet people still go about their normal lives and duties in the area. Bloody liar

Must you always be this foolish.....
Must you always be so un polished....
Must you always be this fatuous.....
Must you always be daft.....
Must you always be dense....
Must you always remain an illiterate...
Must you always remain a cylog...
Must you always be a maniac....
Must you always be a disease....
I pity you and your foolish self.


Tolotolo!!!!!

younghartz:
Nigga you asked a question and I answered....hw would u b so foolish to ask "who is trey songz"? Common sense no common

From ur hair cut, I think u are an irresponsible meat...your strong and veiny hands says it all....


Poor boy

Forwetinnah:
Rumuokoro own pass traffic...thats a Gridlock!! Complete
shut down, even Abacha Road by that time especially when it rains..smh.There's traffic in most big cities in the World

Rumuokere Is from 6pm right?.....


Lagos is from 3am to around 11 pm.....


U don see the difference? OLODO

younghartz:
the guy thats richer than every1 in ur village.

Are you serious,......I wanted ignoring this ur comment but I could not hold my self from commenting and telling you how FOOLISH and DENSE you are.....

U are such a POO

Moezzy:

Hmmm.......




What about the ?....[color=#006600][/color]





What about the mathematics.......hmm

And if I may ask, Who Is TREY SONGZ?

And if I may ask, Who Is TREY SONG?

Must they always say that they want to fire somebody?

That's always very stupid of them.....


That's why the Devil always fire them with cancer,heart attack,stroke, kidney failure and untimely death....


Like say na money be everything...


Poo!

Are you a brainiac, a genius? Answer this simple question because I have been laughing since morning from the answers I get from my friends and family....

Photo shop....



Wonderfully photoshope, because the last time I saw those two animals together, the were careless...



Live concert in university of calabar...feat. Ice prince

Cynthia morgan


Sheyi shay

Phyno etc

Reaching you live from university of calabar is the etisalat show...


To perform this afternoon, we have


OLAMIDE

Cynthia morgan

Sheyi shay

PHYNO

And other great Nigerian artist...

And also a brand new car to be won from the raffle draw....I can't wait to win this car...

Soo much fun..


Admin front page pls

Cc: lalasticlacla

N/B: Diamond

This her laps we're tight like this eh!..her something go smell wella..

EreluY:
GROW UP. THERE IS NO HEAVEN OR HELL. SUCH A BELIEF TANTAMOUNT TO BELIEVING SANTA IS REAL. ON THE SUBJECT OF THIS THREAD, THE REALITY IS THAT IN SANE CLIMES, THIS WOMAN WOULD HAVE BEEN SENT DOWN. HER HUSBAND CONVICTED BY COURT MARSHALL. THE POVERTY WHICH NIGERIAN POLITICIANS, INCLUDING THIS WOMAN, INFLITED ON NIGERIANS HAS CRIPPLED NIGERIA'S GROWTH IN ALL ITS RAMIFICATIONS. THE VAST MAJORITY OF NIGERIAN PROLETARIATS ARE LIVING IN HELL WHILST THE BOURGEOISIE ARE, COURTESY OF NIGERIAN PUBLIC FUNDS, CRUISING THE WORLD (1) DEPOSITING STOLEN FUNDS; (2) SEEKING MEDICAL TREATMENT; (3) EDUCATING THEIR CHILDREN IN WORLD CLASS SCHOOLS, COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES; AND, (4) BUYING CHOICEST PROPERTIES IN NORTH AMERICA, EUROPE, THE CARIBBEAN AND DUBAI. THESE PEOPLE WOULD NEVER KNOW PEACE AND IT WILL NOT BE WELL WITH THEM, THEIR CHILDREN, AND THEIR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN. THE BLOOD OF NIGERIANS WHO HAVE BEEN DENIED OF THEIR BIRTH-RIGHTS WOULD PERPETUALLY CRY OVER THEM.

True talk my brother abi na sister, any one sha..




Let them remember that perceiving too much odour of stolen money causes cancer...



If she dosent return the money of my fellow poor Nigeria, then I think she will remain in that state..





I pity her Money, because people go chop am awof awof...YEYE politician..

EreluY:
GROW UP. THERE IS NO HEAVEN OR HELL. SUCH A BELIEF TANTAMOUNT TO BELIEVING SANTA IS REAL. ON THE SUBJECT OF THIS THREAD, THE REALITY IS THAT IN SANE CLIMES, THIS WOMAN WOULD HAVE BEEN SENT DOWN. HER HUSBAND CONVICTED BY COURT MARSHALL. THE POVERTY WHICH NIGERIAN POLITICIANS, INCLUDING THIS WOMAN, INFLICTED ON NIGERIANS HAS CRIPPLED NIGERIA'S GROWTH IN ALL ITS RAMIFICATIONS. THE VAST MAJORITY OF NIGERIAN PROLETARIATS ARE LIVING IN HELL WHILST THE BOURGEOISIE ARE, COURTESY OF NIGERIAN PUBLIC FUNDS, CRUISING THE WORLD (1) DEPOSITING STOLEN FUNDS; (2) SEEKING MEDICAL TREATMENT; (3) EDUCATING THEIR CHILDREN IN WORLD CLASS SCHOOLS, COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES; AND, (4) BUYING CHOICEST PROPERTIES IN NORTH AMERICA, EUROPE, THE CARIBBEAN AND DUBAI. THESE PEOPLE WOULD NEVER KNOW PEACE AND IT WILL NOT BE WELL WITH THEM, THEIR CHILDREN, AND THEIR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN. THE BLOOD OF NIGERIANS WHO HAVE BEEN DENIED OF THEIR BIRTH-RIGHTS WOULD PERPETUALLY CRY OVER THEM.

True talk my brother abi na sister, any one sha..




Let them remember that perceiving too much odour of stolen money causes cancer...



If she dosent return the money of my fellow poor Nigeria, then I think she will remain in that state..





I pity her Money, because people go chop am awof awof...YEYE politician...

Return the stolen money and be healed..the prayers of a criminal is an abomination unto the Lord..return those stolen money Ooooo.

With the rate of fuel scarcity recently in Nigeria, can someone tell me where the petroleum minister is?

I don die...end time cloth

As I earlier said, I have traveled to all this states, and I have had some crazy fun time with their babes, and I know how much they are worth...

Darven2:
How am I senseless? Explain please.

You are endtimely senseless

...

Add your own...

Killing myself and running away..


I later committed suicide and ran away..see as police de pursue me, all because of my girl o

..thanks..

Couldn't pass this poo without telling you how senseless you are..

And you think you are wise eh?...

You are the most Foolisht Romancelander I have ever read about in the history of nairaland..


SHIT

She has joined the end time business...


Ebele Jonathan for president 2019