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Education › Dictatorship In NOUN by dickoflife(op):
I am a fresh student of the Open University in my 800 level. I have witnessed several disdainful attitudes on the part of staff members in the ado ekiti study centre. I was today not allowed to come into the exam hall because I was 6 minutes late. A woman whom all and sundry describes as the devils incarnate, Mrs Silas is the demon behind this issue. She decided we were late and had gone to arrange for exam questions outside. How can we be 6 to 10 minutes late and have sufficiently covered our so called exam papers. I was about to either physically or verbally correct the wrong done to me when I decided to be silent and leave the rest to God. Had it been during my undergraduate days I would have made her know forgiveness is a sin. I would like anyone with a line out to the relevant authorities to let me know. I have just 2 semesters left but this kind of injustice will continue if we are all silent. Kazrem where are you?
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by dickoflife(m): 12:14am On Oct 19, 2015
I heard first week of november
samguru:
M.Sc nounites,

When is GST807?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Blackberry Pin Exchange (bb Pin) by dickoflife(m): 10:20am On Oct 11, 2015
floblaq28:
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Politics › Re: Buhari’s Liaison Officer, Nura Rimi, Sent On Diplomatic Posting To UAE by dickoflife(m): 6:55am On Oct 11, 2015
atbu1983:
Ok
I first you come o
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Ex Governor Dipriyie Alamsihegha Is Dead by dickoflife(m): 6:49am On Oct 11, 2015
Pele
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by dickoflife(m): 6:31pm On Oct 10, 2015
kevoh:
Best strategy: Take your TMAs serious and score nothing less than 28 or 29(most important) + get your hands on all Past questions as you can and study/solve the hell out of them + browse ''read'' through your course materials and you will be giving a different testimony.

Let me breakdown the TMA part: If you score 28/30, all you need to get a pass in the exam is 22/70. The marks you will obtain are already on the exam questions, no matter how hard the exams are ensure you attempt questions to give you over 22. Answering only two main questions (14+14 marks) out of the five required or cherry picking questions out of the five should have given the necessary score. Don't just submit a blank sheet!
e go beta for u
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Whatsapp Fun Group!!!! by dickoflife(m): 11:36am On Oct 09, 2015
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Politics › Re: Senators Give Terms For Confirming Ministers by dickoflife(m): 10:15am On Oct 07, 2015
Dannyset:
Some Senators are so dumb that you wonder how they got their SSCE. How can you say you want to screen a person that has been screened by millions of Nigerians and has been deemed fit and qualified to preside over them? Can we now say we can equate PDP and Dumbness? Na wa oo! One thing am sure of is that no one of them can dare PMB.
you are so dumb I wonder where you got a brain from? Buhari was screened to become president not minister for petroleum. So don't worry. Just keep calm and exbit your foolishness.
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by dickoflife(m): 8:36pm On Oct 06, 2015
TastyTuoyo:
100 level
let's hookup on whatsapp... I think am taking e exam with u also... 07055622594. Ping me.
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by dickoflife(m): 7:36pm On Oct 06, 2015
TastyTuoyo:
Have you been studying your courses? if you yes proceed to the nearest Zenith bank and pay the stipulated fees,register your courses,and submit your TMA's as soon as possible,(I can help you of you are studying Mass comm) but if NO please keep your money and wait till next semester Pop exam is on the verge of conclusion and E-Exam will begin immediately
wat level u in?
Romance › Re: ‘no! Don’t Touch Me There’ by dickoflife(m): 7:56am On Oct 06, 2015
dapsy4u2:
Contribute positively
ftc
Romance › Re: ‘no! Don’t Touch Me There’ by dickoflife(m): 10:02pm On Oct 05, 2015
Touch me baby
Politics › Re: Fayose Presents Car Gifts To Teachers In Appreciation For Their Hard Works by dickoflife(m): 8:24am On Oct 05, 2015
wunmi590:
This is the governor that know what is good for it staff.

Now tell me why the teachers would not smile to class everyday to impact knowledge on the leaders of tomorrow?

#GodBlessYouGovFayose
all this na eye service. Fayose is a destroyer of dreams. Local govt election in ekiti has been truncated. Pdp conducted primaries and got candidates, fayose chased them away to install his boys and friends, already he has given opposition the upper hand. Pdp will lose Ekiti to apc in 2018. He is the new dictator in ekiti. He brought one guy from germany to become chairman of efon local govt and the guy doesn't even have a voters card in nigeria talkless of a party card. All this happened in almost all the local govt, let's wait and see if he won't be dealt with, for ur info I am a card carrying pdp member.
Politics › Re: APC Sues Fayose Over Composition Of SIEC- Punch by dickoflife(m): 11:43am On Oct 02, 2015
This issue has assumed a dramatic turn. Apc does have some points though....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Immigration Service 2015 Recruitment Invitation For Aptitude Test by dickoflife(m): 9:16am On Oct 02, 2015
skydude:
Dick agreed my typo are unquestionable, but u mentioned u wey a black am sure nw u are a white,
All I see in ur Rants are words of a fallen man who tries 2 shell some ego,
I am black to the bone my dear friend.. If you call it rants na you sabi all I know is you are opposed to me because I have a contrary opinion does that really put your thinking faculty on a high pedestal? Pele tie o..... You don't even know the difference between questionable and unquestionable... Your naïve bro.. Wake up Buhari is now the President.. APC!!! Change...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Immigration Service 2015 Recruitment Invitation For Aptitude Test by dickoflife(m): 9:15am On Oct 02, 2015
skydude:
Dick agreed my typo are unquestionable, but u mentioned u wey a black am sure nw u are a white,
All I see in ur Rants are words of a fallen man who tries 2 shell some ego,
I am black to the bone my dear friend.. If you call it rants na you sabi all I know is you are opposed to me because I have a contrary opinion does that really put your thinking faculty on a high pedestal? Pele tie o..... You don't even know the difference between questionable and unquestionable... Your naïve bro.. Wake up Buhari is now the President.. APC!!! Chanhe...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Immigration Service 2015 Recruitment Invitation For Aptitude Test by dickoflife(m): 5:37pm On Oct 01, 2015
The writer has my highest regards and I totally agree. The problem is when we try to assess issues objectively the basic nigerian factor of name calling and insults . How then can we resolve?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Immigration Service 2015 Recruitment Invitation For Aptitude Test by dickoflife(m): 12:26am On Oct 01, 2015
stemichnaa:
been reading your comments,1st I thought you wanted to talk in favor of those who recruitment was suspended, but then you jumped into insults,then into bragging and then you started pissing me off like seriously,then I started seeing lies.All in all I think you desperate looking for this NIS job too.Byeeeeeeeee the insults can start coming in what you best known for.*wink*
your opinion is yours. I can support whom I choose. If it gores your ox, pele.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BBM Group. Send Your PIN by dickoflife(m): 11:26am On Sep 30, 2015
KittenPaws:
the group is on whatsapp not BBM
add me up with 07055622594
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by dickoflife(m): 8:57am On Sep 30, 2015
jojomario:
do u have TMA solutions second semester Masters infotech?
no sorry...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Immigration Service 2015 Recruitment Invitation For Aptitude Test by dickoflife(m): 8:33am On Sep 30, 2015
Adortem:
You are so on point my brother,however,the 10,000 police recruitment was due to the security challenge in the country,the NPF gave the recommendation as an excuse,saying they are over staffed.As for the Immigration staffs being understaffed,let me ask,have you ever been to any immigration office? My brother,they are so overstaffed that some,even most are idle and they even decide to run shifts,so everyone would be engaged.Most government jobs are overstaffed o,its just a means by the government to create employment for people which is a good thing.
your analysis is quite right but some people seek govt jobs because they are lazy and want a montonous job others because of the assurance of a quick rise aided by godfathers others yet out of povertyy or joblessness, different strokes for different folks. What I believe is if you want a better Nigeria no matter whose ox is gored you have to do what's right. In my state cars parked along the road wrongly are towed away and offenders fined. I know it might be harsh due to the economic realities on ground but that has lessened traffic and congestion, so if this NIS thingy will give justice so be it, mind you I am a card carrying pdp member so I am not in support of buhari just that this action makes sense.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Immigration Service 2015 Recruitment Invitation For Aptitude Test by dickoflife(m): 8:24am On Sep 30, 2015
skydude:
Dick am back from work so am chilling for ur stroke u can bring it on,
Europe Jobless Dick,
insults are the general style of Nigerians. I asked relevant questions. I realise fairness and equity cannot be achieved in all cases. Even in America once there was a case I was involved in, just because I was black, my cousin and I who is a case worker were pulled over and frisked, in the San Antonio area of Texas. The question here is the process was so rigourous involving travelling cost and also risk this things cannot be quantified and alas some people got the jobs without even a sweat. A former commissioner in Aregbe's cabinet got his son a slot, whom was a school mate of mine in Bowen during undergraduate years. This guy was working with mtn before and from the comfort of his office was given his APL. Now that the exercise has been cancelled do you expect me to feel sorry for him? I called him to make jest and as friends we laughed it off but the question remains since there was no fairness in the recruitment process, search your heart and tell me why should you canvass that those who were inducted should be retained? You keep harping on about a better Nigeria should we let this NIS issue slide tell me has there been a level playing field in all areas? Anyways am off to Ife this weekend any nairalander around ping me...wedding occassion let's hookup...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Immigration Service 2015 Recruitment Invitation For Aptitude Test by dickoflife(m): 8:16am On Sep 30, 2015
skydude:
It so vogue how ur lame reason takes U,pls if u got PDG in Europe and u got a lame reason like a dude who did PDG in Witch hunting ,abeg Europe guy if u get money 2 go Europe wetin u dey strive for NIS job abi na base on human trafficking u tak go,
If I may ask PDG on wat,PDG for lying av asked u wat u studied but am sure U are suffering from derangement, tak a gud breathe 2 clear ur dumb ass brain lol
first your typo errors are surprising. Secondly its postgraduate and this comprises either an M.sc, M.A or PGD. I am from Ekiti and I have intentions of great things in Nigeria. I cannot become a governor abroad so your argument why I am striving for NIS job is lame. Even jobless me is richer than Shevron you. Sorry my dear man if you want to confirm I won't post my details here send me a pm and I will give you my facebook address, pictures speak for itself. I am not hating my dear, the NIS salary won't last a week in prosperous hotel for those who know Ado very well. Biko keep yyour insults to yourself.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Immigration Service 2015 Recruitment Invitation For Aptitude Test by dickoflife(m): 11:59am On Sep 29, 2015
oluemmy2:
una own small na. what of me wey bag M.sc in criminology at university of Leeds and Ph.D in International Studies at Cambridge nko. And currently an Associate Professor in Traditional African Medicine. Make una take time Oo because we plenty wey go school OOOOOO.
thank u my brother. E go better for u.. I just couldn't resist answering him.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Immigration Service 2015 Recruitment Invitation For Aptitude Test by dickoflife(m): 7:21am On Sep 29, 2015
skydude:
Sir it would amaze U I Studied Psychology wt a 2.1 with a M.A in Regional Planning,ad I was nt gvn d nod but could dat make me be a saddist or fnd comfort in d downfall of others for d myopic reason I was nt picked,
Mayb u provide me wt a garage in ur village so I can park
well since u think having a masters is so special then sorry to burst your bubbles my dear I have a postgraduate degree also from europe and studying for another again so don't worry the fucking garage will be provided bring your beetle let's park.. When una tire some of us at una expense will leave this jungle called nigeria for una and your myopic view. Shebi u sabi english abi? Rubbish.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Immigration Service 2015 Recruitment Invitation For Aptitude Test by dickoflife(m): 12:46am On Sep 29, 2015
skydude:
How are u sure u wey d best for d vacancy do you knw thousand of people better dan you,if I may ask what did u study ad what did u graduate wt,
Most u be takn for a particular job,even Buhari contested 3 times ad lost my brother pls av u contacted ur village gods bcs dey cud be hunting u if u were so qualified ad nt takn,
U just so cruel ad inconsiderate 2 other people plight,what is d possibility u wud be takn even if it done 2 milion times again, instead of witch hunting pray ffor ur own favour,favour is an unmerited blessing dat fall on undeserved people, instead u wud go and oil ur head so u cn find God's grace even God hm sef doesn't always gv d best qualified persn positions,
U are wntn for compensation on wat ground pls dat u wey nt selected or wat,dis people needed compensation for d govt allowing dem 2 waste deir hard earn money, y did he nt cancel it immediately he came 2 power,
don't be sentimental. When the past govt did the stuff and we spent money and were not giving jovs u people said he did the right thing, Jonathan. When buhari now poured the whole thing away ur saying I am cruel.. Na me be buhari? Abeg park well.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Immigration Service 2015 Recruitment Invitation For Aptitude Test by dickoflife(m): 7:51pm On Sep 28, 2015
skydude:
My Attention was arrested by a particular write up which prompted my Rationale being to Scrutinise hw Wicked the hearts of men can be.1st of All am not an applicant to this above exercise but truth most be melted to how some graduates with rationale thinkn dish out some comments.
Some people said d whole exercise was messed in Rubble just bcs dey feel they got all the whole qualifications to av been chosen forgtn dat others aswell cud be more qualified dan U,are u saying u are more holy dan d pope or are u saying U are d over all best,am sure u shud not be in d labour market scraping for this Nis Job,and am sure most of dem Jeering are nt first class product, note a particular point we av Rich,middle class ad poor,everybody can't be rich @ d same time if nt nobody wud serve d other, so aswell no matter how fair d recruitment shud av been everybody cnt be absorbed @ d same time,people av been yelling for the cancellation forgetting dat d election dat even brought Buhari into Power was flooded by Malpractices bcs dey got people 2 fight deir cause,dis is pure political Vendetta and d youths of dis present day av been blinded by self greed undermining d fact we shud be our brothers keeper,
Pls what is gud for d goose is good for the gander,even if dey was 2 be cancellation of d whole exercise why not compensate dis people who spent deir hard earn money,who resigned from deir jobs,dis is nt a military regime dis is democracy which stipulates government continual,c dis is getting 2 much I learnt aswell that the SSS cadet dat wey abt passing out just 1 week 2 dat effect PMB d Dictator cancelled it,hw much can we withstand this slap 2 our face on our democracy,let us speak in 1 loud voice ,I luv 2 we all beloved Nigerians, a mouth sealed is a sealed destiny,d change is in our hands,
llols.... Ur argument is lopsided. So as the rest of us waste money and stress in fulfilling the requirments for the test and we didn't get the job. What are we to be compensated with?

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