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Travel › Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 8 by dickoflife(m): 5:33am On Dec 16, 2015
kingpowerunited:
Bros no doubt tension dey, but you can tell who is prepared from who isn't. I will use my transcript to address a few things. One thing I must say is that: US Interview is like a penalty. When you make up your mind on the side you want to play the ball to, don't change your mind when you get to the ball because the keeper shake body one kind....Stick to your preparation..... don't waver. Don't get too carried away listening to other people's interview. Keep calm. Talk, just talk...I'm both a speaker and a writer [there's even a thread on me on Nairaland, I famous small] and so I am paid to speak sometimes...for each question, the VO had to always stop me cos I was just talking like no one's business.

Again, having lived and worked abroad with Oyibo people meant that I knew how to tuck them in. I have had a few work under my leadership. I have a lot to say with my transcript [battery is almost running out] mainly crucial tips and suggestions....could help someone
hmn? Godspower....
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by dickoflife(m): 4:52am On Dec 16, 2015
Hey I missed an exam last semester and I went to my SC to drop the course. It doesn't reflect on my portal. I still see the same course ther. Does that mean they didn't drop the course and I failed it?
Travel › Re: Share Your POE (point Of Entry) Experience Here! by dickoflife(m): 3:51pm On Dec 14, 2015
awe2015:
Lol...seems like them na racists oo
lols. They simply don't understand english that much.
Travel › Re: Share Your POE (point Of Entry) Experience Here! by dickoflife(m): 9:57pm On Dec 13, 2015
Vnukovo airport Russia.

IO: Priviet, daite mne passport.
Me: mo gbe aiye me baje. Who send me come where dem no dey speak english so?

IO: ***** giberrish****
Me: broderly please I only speak English o.

In walks another officer who eyes me like a crab looking at prey and asks, 'where you from?'
Nigeria I reply. He collects documents and leaves me. He returns in 15 minutes and gives then back to me as if we fight before and tells me 'GO'. Kai I pick race like say demon dey pursue me.
Romance › Re: How I Dealt With A Female Gold Digger.........(PHOTOS) by dickoflife(m): 7:47am On Dec 12, 2015
Thunder go fire chisom left clit if you no complete dis story o..
Politics › Re: Ayodele Fayose, Governor Of Ekiti State Takes Over The Role Of Speaker by dickoflife(m): 11:03pm On Dec 11, 2015
oakslid:
I can send you the clip if you so desire.
Can anybody here help with Video Uploads?
biko send me the video on 07055622594. Make I destroy d bastard.
Career › Re: Cyril Stober Of Nta Retires From Service At Nta, Today by dickoflife(m): 6:15am On Dec 10, 2015
gists:
What a career this man has enjoyed.
For serving the country for so long I am tempted to say he deserves a national award.
I know the young NL kids born in the late 80s and 90s will not understand, but trust me this man deserves it.
I was born in the 80's and I understand.
Politics › Re: Fayose Reinstate Suspended Ssg by dickoflife(m): 9:49pm On Dec 06, 2015
Ayo is a thief plain and simple. He rules ekiti like his dead useless fathers life.
Chriskpo36:
Waoo

Following entreaties by the Ewi of Ado-
Ekiti, Oba Rufus Adejugbe Aladesanmi 111,
foremost lawyer, Aare Afe Babalola (SAN)
and the Catholic Bishop of Ekiti, Right
Revd. Felix Ajakaye and others, Ekiti State
Governor, Mr. Ayodele Fayose, has lifted
the suspension placed on the Secretary to
the State Government, Dr (Mrs.) Modupe
Alade.

The personalities pleaded on behalf of the
SSG during the celebration of the 25th
coronation anniversary of Oba Adejugbe
Aladesanmi in Ado- Ekiti yesterday.

The SSG, who was suspended some days
ago for three months by the governor has
therefore been pardoned and asked to
resume duties tomorrow.

Setting the tone for seeking pardon for the
SSG, the Ewi said his joy on the occasion
would not be complete if the governor did
not accede to the request.

In his response, the governor said he had
no choice other than to defer to the emi­
nent personalities, but warned against
indiscipline on the part of public officers
and civil servants. He noted that though he
is a kindhearted governor, he would not
compromise discipline.
Babalola, who was the chairman on the
occasion, had listed the qualities that
made Fayose excel as a governor.

“He is kind and listens to advice and wise
counsel. He does not say he is the
governor and would lord it over everybody.
When the tipper drivers had issues with
him over the N1000 levy, the drivers came
to me to intervene and I called the
governor on the phone. Though he was in
Afao-Ekiti, he came down to Ado-Ekiti, and
heeded my plea on behalf of the drivers
and reduced the levy to N500,” he said.
He described Fayose as a realistic and
pragmatic person, who has brought those
qualities to governance. He said with the
dwindling revenue base of the government
at all tiers, those in leadership positions
have to put in extra efforts to meet the
yearning and aspirations of the people.
“Thank God that we have a governor that
is realistic and pragmatic. When he says
yes it is yes, and when he says no it is no.
We have a governor that is truthful, honest
and transparent, and that has been helping
us in the state. It has also manifested in
the recent award given the state govern­
ment. We have 36 states in the federation
and a survey was conducted on budgetary
implementation, and the Fayose-led
government was rated as the most
transparent in the country. Those states
that call themselves big rated low on the
scale. This shows that the governor has
been handling the affairs of the state
well,” he said.

Babalola, who is also the founder of the
Afe Babalola University, Ado-Ekiti (ABUAD),
called on the people to return to the farm,
saying agriculture was the surest way out
of unemployment and poor revenue in the
country.

In his speech, Fayose, who was the guest
of honour, promised to attend any similar
event organised in honour of any traditional
ruler in the state.

“The governor is for all traditional rulers
and people of the state. I want to assure
our royal fathers that an occasion like this
is not limited to Ado as many of our royal
fathers who are having such a great event
like this, the governor is at your beck and
call. Ado is central to us as a state and I
am for all royal fathers and any event that
tells the history of your existence, I will
always be part of it. I also promise that by
God’s grace, the new Ojaba Market, if not
completed by this time next year, will be
near completion,” he said.

In his remarks, Oba Adejugbe Aladesanmi
111 thanked Fayose for his tremendous
efforts at developing Ado-Ekiti and the
state at large.

“Ado people cannot thank you, Governor
Ayodele Fayose enough. You have helped
us a great deal and we pray that God will
continue to support and bless you.
Politics › Re: Fayose Reinstate Suspended Ssg by dickoflife(m): 7:02pm On Dec 06, 2015
Fayose has started sleeping with her again so he has pardoned her
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Is Operating A Foreign Bank Account - Sahara Reporters by dickoflife(m): 9:52pm On Dec 05, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
The Code of Conduct should do the needful!
end time foreign account
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Fun And Interactive Bbm Group:kindly Drop Your Pin by dickoflife(m): 7:25pm On Dec 04, 2015
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MsAnne:
Goodmorning beautiful n handsome,
how was ur night?.sound I guess
wish y'all a street free day ahead;
Don't forget to bug dis thread wiv ur pin n needle n also ma mailbox...lol
Big hugs......
Politics › Re: Fayose Flays Buhari Over Release Of N12.5bn To APC For Kogi Election by dickoflife(m): 11:35am On Nov 19, 2015
Fayose is the father of thieves. Buruji Kashamu gave him 2 billion. Goodluck 2 billion, pdp federal 2 billion. He got a total of 7 billion naira from donations... The bastard come get mouth to talk. We pdp ekiti chapter he no release one naira for us till today.
Politics › Re: Refugee Crisis And Europe by dickoflife(m): 1:02pm On Nov 14, 2015
Hmn? It is well.
Politics › Re: SURE-P Scrapped By The Federal Government by dickoflife(m): 5:46am On Nov 08, 2015
K
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Male Friends by dickoflife(m): 10:13pm On Nov 07, 2015
DUOz:
Dumbass how did u see her booty. Are u inside d picture ni?
no ur father is.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Male Friends by dickoflife(m): 8:49pm On Nov 05, 2015
Sweetyie:
:
nice booty
Family › Re: I’m Sad! Mum Is Having An Affair Six Month’s After Dad’s Death’ by dickoflife(m): 1:55am On Oct 31, 2015
Edwife if you have nothing better to contribute stay off. Despite coogar and I not agreeing at least its a sensible discourse. 'Edwife' abi? Your moniker sounds like the leader of a harem of whores.
coogar:
unfortunately, that's the world we live.

deal with it!



i was just being charitable. cheesy
Family › Re: I’m Sad! Mum Is Having An Affair Six Month’s After Dad’s Death’ by dickoflife(m): 10:07pm On Oct 30, 2015
Your words reek of judgement my dear. Anyway each man to his own...
coogar:
she has children so she would be judged for behaving badly before them. it's that simple. all these judge yourself comments are starting to get on my nerves.



our society is broken!
so you would rather be a moral coward & keep quiet rather than say the truth?



my sister won't itch to shag multiple men barely months after losing a loved one. that is the exclusive preserve of a nymphö!



if you are in the situation & you cannot hold your body, find a whorëhouse far away from your house & do the needful. don't bring your pröstitutes to your house where your kids would see them.
Family › Re: I’m Sad! Mum Is Having An Affair Six Month’s After Dad’s Death’ by dickoflife(m): 9:47pm On Oct 30, 2015
coogar:
the dead should be respected!

a man died....barely 6 months after his death, the wife is already out there servicing various men and defiling the matrimonial bed her husband once slept......about 400 years ago, the woman would have been led to the borders of the village & stoned to death by 12 able-bodied women.
I see but if na d woman die u won't see a bad thing in the man remarrying after 2 months.. Look let's face the fact, the dead is dead. Their memory is in our brains and minds, judge yourself and not others. If she wants to sleep around fine. So if it was your sister you would agree she be stoned to death? People and their standards of judging others lives. So if I am in the situation and I can't hold body for more than a month make I cut my dickk off abi?
Family › Re: I’m Sad! Mum Is Having An Affair Six Month’s After Dad’s Death’ by dickoflife(m): 6:23pm On Oct 30, 2015
coogar:
the woman is a disgrace.....
she must be a nymphö! where's the decorum? if she must shäg, it should have been in the man's crib not in the same bed her late husband once slept.

the OP should go to his dad's grave & invoke his spirit. if his spirit is irked, the new boyfriend could get his ass whöoped by a spiritual horsewhip in the next sex session.
you are absolutely funny. You are after the feelings of a dead man and forget his live wife also has feelings both within her legs and without. Stop being a masochist. Most men aren't faithful. I am part of that group so stop critisizing women without cause.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Australia: FIFA U-17 World Cup: (6 - 0) On 29th October 2015 by dickoflife(m): 1:51am On Oct 29, 2015
6-0. Dem come chop beating o... If I were their coach I would give them each a stroke of cane and one stick of kuli-kuli.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Australia: FIFA U-17 World Cup: (6 - 0) On 29th October 2015 by dickoflife(m): 1:46am On Oct 29, 2015
6-0
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Australia: FIFA U-17 World Cup: (6 - 0) On 29th October 2015 by dickoflife(m): 1:44am On Oct 29, 2015
5-0. Goal Essien.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Australia: FIFA U-17 World Cup: (6 - 0) On 29th October 2015 by dickoflife(m): 1:37am On Oct 29, 2015
4-0 hatrick.. Yepa.... Australia don die..
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Bbm Group For Sexy, Naughty And Raunchy Chats.. by dickoflife(m): 6:35am On Oct 28, 2015
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Politics › Re: Fayose Canvasses Juicy Ministerial Position For Fayemi by dickoflife(m): 5:35pm On Oct 26, 2015
jidowu84:
ikan nla morijagbalu osun sile mori Jo agbalagba. eegun NLA ti gbehin igbale. 'sere aba lila. oshokomole 1
ise eyini? Eranko nla ni ara kunrin yen... Nitori re a ma loosee si APC ni 2018.... Quote me anywhere
Politics › Re: Fayose Canvasses Juicy Ministerial Position For Fayemi by dickoflife(m): 2:55am On Oct 26, 2015
billyG:
U Pdp zombie will never learn any lession,u sold yur birth right 4 a small bag of Rice & 1 fowl.una never suffer wait till he started killing & roasting u 4 dinner.
your level of reasoning is assuredly beneath your feet. I made a comment without insult and you had to come here to spew thrash. This is constructive criticism, if its above your pay grade stay away.
Politics › Re: Fayose Canvasses Juicy Ministerial Position For Fayemi by dickoflife(m): 7:42pm On Oct 25, 2015
In as much as Ayo Fayose the destroyer of dreams and killer of destinies is pretending to the whole world. We the people of Ekiti are groaning under his heavy taxation. He as usual has begun withhunting any that opposes him and trying to stiffle the opposition by killing people. He has turned ekiti upside down. He has made democracy at the local government impossible. He imposed 40 thousand naira tax on anybody who has a little container or wooden stall, most don't even have goods worth 40 thousand. He divides the money political appointees are supposed to earn while the remaining half goes back to his personal account. He has made life difficult for us. We actively campaigned against fayemi cus he was misled by his advisers. Fayose takes no one's advice. If you dare speak to him or want audience once you enter government house you must kneel, in his words 'gomina loba gbogbo eniyan', the governor is the king of all. His sins within this short time are so many. There was never any credible election for house or fep, senate and assembly members. He handpicked them in his house in Afao and told everyone to go to the primaries and vote for them in public or risk been dealt with ruthlessly. The masses are groaning presently and come 2018 we shall disappoint him because he has openly declared his wish to install the next governor and make his first son the local government chairman of Irepodun local government. When the time is right we shall say no to this tyrany in Ekiti. To lend credence to my accusation I am a card carrying pdp member in Ekiti, for 9 and a half years now so this is not an attack from the opposition. Shalom.
Sports › Re: FIFA U _17 World cup, Croatia Vs Nigerian 24th October 2015 @ 12am by dickoflife(m): 8:18pm On Oct 23, 2015
Wat date?
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