₦airaland Forum

bidemi12:
I still wonder how Nigerian's think i swear. They never seem to ask logical and normal questions. Why would anyone just pick up someone else's laptop to use without their permission? This should have been the first question asked. And do you know the odds of this fake drama happening? There are less than 2 million members on NL nationwide, so, out of more than 120 million Nigerians, the guy hooks up with the daughter of another NL member, leaves his laptop to go shopping, the dad uses the laptop without consent, and happens to discover another NL member's moniker who's been insulting him. NIGERIAN'S, USE YOUR BRAINS. It is like their brains are wire differently from everyone else's on the planet.

No disrespect, but it seems you really have comprehension deficiency

kaziblake:
Some people open their mouth and insult people on a faceless forum.
I don't insult people online even if you insulted I will never reply you.

Shut up!!!

Where is the beautiful bathroom selfie?

I'm earnestly waiting for it loooool

TooNoisy:
They are humans just like us. The earlier we all recognise that the better. However it all depends on the person.

I was on a flight with Kemi Adeosun and she was on 1A. Was also on a flight to Dubai with Ibe Kachukwu and he was in First Class.

I once saw Omobolade Johnson flying Economy too. Some people are okay mixing with ordinary Nigerians while others want to have all the luxuries attached to the office. I don't think it has anything to do with the administration but the person.

However, what we need from all of them is performance

You fly a lot. Are you a witch? General Overseers and Alfa ,kindly take note.
Or are you laundering our money? Bubu and Magu take note
Or is it self made? Your company should kindly take note
Or is it your mumu/maga?boyfriend/sugar daddy kindly take note.
Or is it your parents? Mummy and Daddy take note

My name is Seun Osewa

[quote author=tpiah2 post=41789048]i wonder how Ekiti get yellow women pass Edo State.

just curious.


pictures are not showing yellow women in Edo state at all.[/quote


What for hell's sake are you talking about?

chocolateme:
It is getting out of hand these days.
Guys seems to be loosing it to ladies in the aspect of picture demands. A guy meets a lady on social media, barely introducing himself, he would start demanding for pictures of her even when there is a display picture of hers available there.
And to make matters worst, his own DP will not even be there. Why would they be more interested in the pix than even knowing who she is?
"babe let me see your pix nah"
"cute but I want to see your full pix"
"wow! you look gorgeous though I have not seen your backview pix"
"You are so hawt damn! Do u mind sending me pix of as you are right now and what you are wearing"
Guys!! Why all these assessment? Even when the guy resembles Oby.

You have a cute pix .

Kindly send me a current one with your birthday suit on


Thanks in anticipation

dominique:
This is probably the reason why he did not face his studies to get better grades, he must have thought a bank job was waiting for him once he graduates. If only he could comprehend simple English, he would have seen that he was never promised a job in the first place. This twitter generation of graduatres are just an embarrassment to graduates to say the least.

How do you mean?

Even GTBank cannot differentiate between advice and advise!!!

Cunny man die, na cunny man bury am so leave matter for Mathias!! !!

Lmao!!!

GTBank doesn't know the difference between advice and advise.

The GTbank tweeter should be sacked!!!!!

Validated:
Alh. Tinubu's wife - Christian
Alh. Fashola's wife - Christian
Alh. Ajimobi's wife - Christian
Alh. Amosu's wife - Christian
Not sure if Aregbe's wife is not also a Christian. Yoruba Christians women sef!! They love to be unequally yoked ...
Conversely, Mr. Fayemi, Mr. Mimiko and Mr. Fayose are married to Christians. Do you then have any fact to debunk the fact that Yoruba christians are being depopulated through marriage

Calm down bro, I think Amosu is a so-called Christian!!!

How can a polithiefcian even be a Christian?

What is so Christ-like about a polithiefcian?

Or is it just Christian by association?

No more movie script and directing for you abi?

In Yoruba's man language,

"OTTI OOOO!!!"

Waiting for yuzedo's prophecy for the year!!!

Not only Fayose !!. Include the Ondo state government too!!

All FeeDeeFee governors did!!

Nansense!!!!!

Common!! Man your not making any sense with this post.

I would suggested you found something doing and lose yourself in it instead of these poo you typed!!!!

Ipie new year

The grooving governor!!!!


The misinformation Minister!!!

Fashola has done most of the work,what remain is to chop N clean mouth

When did Nigerian police and the media start blurring out suspected criminals faces?

Abeg show us face!!

No one would sue you. It is Nigeria.

Rapists?

"I spit on your grave" comes to memory!!

The bathroom scene!!!


Hehehehehehhehehe

Wouldn't 70 virgins had been better?

BABANGBALI:
why is this guy called fatai always causing accident everywhere he goes,everytime fatai accident?fatai accident,na only him be driver for Nigeria?abeg make road safety arrest the fatai jo

Loool Fatai no go kill pesin!!!!

Perhaps "harmed" rubbers were chasing them!

I alreadi nose that I would not found my school there.

I doesnt knew why NUC didn't want to recognise my schooling

lomprico:
Bruce has said it all!
This lai no dey shame sef

Please don't be silly

Where should the shame come from?

Someone name is "Liar" and you e still expecting him to speak the truth!!
I tire for Nigerians sef!!!!

While this is a subjective albeit good move by an Africa-for-African Mugabe,

I find it funny that he had to seek the help of Asians (who are the new colonists) to help him mitigate the indirect effects of the Western powers in his country

He would soon adopt the Rouble too to further establish an Eastern relationship!!!

confamgist237:
This photo surfaced online few days ago with many complaining that why should a traffic official who arrest others for using their phone while driving is now the one "breaking the law" according to them.

The thing is; he is on operation in a properly marked vehicle, so he has some liberty that ordinary folks do not have. He can even take one-way if the need arises but you can't. Don't compare yourself with him!

See more pics @ : http://gist4kids..com.ng/2015/12/lastma-official-caught-making-call.html


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lalasticlala ishilove

He is in operation?
Properly marked vehicle?
Liberty ordinary folks do not have?

This, my friend, is the problem with Nigeria!!!!

You remind me of George Orwell's animal farm

So no hands free for him cos he is in a properly marked vehicle?

He might not even need to use a seatbelt cos he is government pikin?

He can also use one way if the need arises!!!

Hmmmmmmm.....

Please it is Colombia and not Columbia

Don't let them send a Sicario to your crib

And not Philippians but Philippines


WTF??