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Celebrities / Re: Ice Prince Dumped By Maima Nkewa by DICKtator: 5:15pm On Mar 25, 2017
Lmao


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TV/Movies / Re: Gifty: "My Fake Accent, Banky W & Falz Got Me Evicted From Big Brother Naija" by DICKtator: 5:13pm On Mar 25, 2017
queencalipso:
One thing this people fail to know is that being real is also part of the game. It's a reality show and not a movie where you have to play a particular character.

Funny grin the ones that saw it as just a game left the house early.

Really?

I nominate you in my diary room session, come out, smile with you and pretend like i like you, everytime you annoy me, i cannot react by either slapping you or throwing things at you cos i would be disqualified and you call it real? And more scenarios i can paint and you talking about being real? You want to know what a real reality show is?

OK.

You are at home now. right? now imagine you do not know that cameras are watching you and you can act in whatever way you want oblivious of cameras at every angles you can think of, watching you. That, my friend, is reality show and na only a Supreme Being and sometimes, Government that have the "privilege of such luxury".
And please, don't give me that "there is a limit to which someone can pretend/form in front of camera,their real self would still come out" talk. Yes, that's true but some people can do it for centuries (Mata Hari and Cohen and other espionage characters, even serial killers...)

#my2kobo

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Crime / Re: The Evil Girls In Babcock University by DICKtator: 8:35pm On Mar 24, 2017
wooow!!!
Who really has time to read all this?

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Celebrities / Re: Stunning New Photos Of Gifty, Ex Big Brother Housemate by DICKtator: 5:23pm On Mar 24, 2017
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Family / Re: 17.2% Of My Monthly Salary Goes To My Wife & Yet... by DICKtator: 2:57pm On Mar 24, 2017
Ayinke93:
are you an accountant ni, with all this calculations... Na wa o

This one is a chartered accountant CPA,ACA,ACCA

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Politics / Re: Photos; Bomb Scare At American Consulate In Lagos. See What Was Discovered by DICKtator: 7:30pm On Mar 23, 2017
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Phones / Re: Tecno Camon CX Unboxing And Quick Review by DICKtator: 7:23pm On Mar 23, 2017
Tecno phone?

Please ooooo, the only Tekno i know sells cassava

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Welcomes French Ambassador To His Ikoyi Residence In Lagos. Photos by DICKtator: 8:43pm On Mar 22, 2017
To do what actually?

Does he hold any post or is he the Governor or President?

#JustAsking

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Travel / Re: Top Ten Things You Should Know If You Have Never Travelled From Imo To Lagos by DICKtator: 6:27pm On Mar 22, 2017
Also, the Governor of Imo is Rochas Okorocha (APC) while Ondo State is Rotimi Akeredolu(APC)

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Celebrities / Re: Bidemi Kosoko Is Sleeping With Bose Alao Omotoyossi's Husband - Whistle Blower by DICKtator: 3:35pm On Mar 21, 2017
SeniorZato:
The guy is a footballer he plays both home and away for those who understand what i mean

Fair enough!!!!


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Celebrities / Re: Bidemi Kosoko Is Sleeping With Bose Alao Omotoyossi's Husband - Whistle Blower by DICKtator: 3:33pm On Mar 21, 2017
Who are these?


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Education / Re: 7 Most Prominent Public Secondary Schools In Nigeria And Their Famous Alumni PIX by DICKtator: 2:55pm On Mar 21, 2017
dayum

my almat matters doesn't made it

Bullharry grammer school

this list wasn't correct at all


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Politics / Re: Politician Adopts Orphaned Daughter Of Deceased Gunpowder Accident Victim by DICKtator: 2:52pm On Mar 21, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Thin Tall Tony Begins Media Tour, Seen With Ushbebe At Naija FM by DICKtator: 2:30pm On Mar 21, 2017
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Career / Re: What Certification's Are Important For A Business Administration Graduate by DICKtator: 2:21pm On Mar 21, 2017
I agree with WarHorse1. Business Administration is seen as an all-rounder degree. No specialization.
I'll suggest you decide what you are really good at within all the modules you were taught at school(was it the accounting, finance,supply chain., marketing) and specialize in it. If you are going accounting, get your ACCA (preferably if you intend working overseas,this is very valuable in some countries), Supply Chain(APICS). If you want to specialize as a business analyst, get both PMP and CCBA (start with CCBA then progress to the last which is CBAP i think). Believe me if you got PMP and CBAP, and you can utilize the concepts in a business structure, e don be for you be that. It is highly sought and the pay is really good. If you don't get a job after passing your exams(believe me, you should get a job), just liaise with your local body(You should always be engaged with your local body for networking reasons and learning).

It all depends on what you want to specialize in

Goodluck.

Remember, it starts now....................


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TV/Movies / Re: What Is The Main Purpose And Aim Of Bigbrother Nigeria ? by DICKtator: 1:55pm On Mar 21, 2017
hoodmenconcept:
This is has been really disturbing my mind. Please, can somebody tell me the main purpose and aim of Bigbrother Naija ? How does it affect Nigeria Economic positvely ? How does it affect a common Nigerian in a positive way ? what is the main koko gan gan of this nonsense called bigbrother naija? I need a reasonable answer, please.

The aim of BBN is a lot. Apart from its marketing advantages, it can also be used for a lot of purposes. Remember, an ignorant engineer would not understand the concept/purpose of an artist


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Poems For Review / Re: Today Is World Poetry Day: Write Something by DICKtator: 1:49pm On Mar 21, 2017
oh my dear, Can we phucck?

all you do is bring me luck

when the bullets move, i duck

blah blah blah now suck

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Business / Re: Fire Outbreak Destroys EMAB Trade Centre Plaza,Wuse Abuja(photos) by DICKtator: 4:29pm On Mar 19, 2017
No smoke detectors in buildings?

Really sad

Hope they are insured?

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Celebrities / Re: Sarkodie Is Not Dead, See His Latest Tweet (Snapshots) by DICKtator: 11:50pm On Mar 18, 2017
Painkiller is a jam

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Family / Re: My Sister Married An Impotent Man by DICKtator: 11:49pm On Mar 18, 2017
tabithababy:
. Same thing happening to me now. How can I be dating guy and refuses to have seex with me angry he will say he is a virgin and he will wait till wedding night. I always tell him.that what if he is impotent shocked. He will say at least he has an erection. Does having an erection means he is sexually active. Infact, he doesn't want me to see his peeniis sef claiming we will end up having sex if I see it. embarassed I don't want to end up with an impotent man, sex is very important in marriage

I have the Vitamin D.

Can we relate?

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Family / Re: My Sister Married An Impotent Man by DICKtator: 11:47pm On Mar 18, 2017
FortuneTeller:
I am coming today with tears in my eyes for my little sis. She is kind, sweet, and a very nice young lady. She met a 35 year old man last year who courted her and convinced our family of his sincerity. He is a nice guy and very handsome. They went for medical tests before the marriage and were told everything was fine. They have now been married for 3 months without sex. My sis has cried to me for the past 2 weeks. She says he has tried some herbal supplements and even saw a pastor, but nothing has changed. They did not have sex before marriage, but she says she has seen him with an erection before and after the marriage. However when he is about to insert himself, he loses the stiffness. I don't know what to do. Someone from our area says he is known to visit many prostitutes. I don't believe he is seeing them now because he has been with our family for some time now and even working in the family business. As they have not consummated the marriage, we are thinking of returning the things he bought so she can be free. How can a 35 year old man be impotent?? My sister shall not suffer.


How can someone that is well known to visit Scarlet ladies a Gaybriel? Please blame your sister, perhaps the smell that oozes out of that thing irritates him hence the flaccid phallus or perhaps as his phallus gets flaccid, she does not do the needful.

c'mon, tell your sister that d.icck won't succ itself.
she needs to resurrect that d.icckk by succing it

Save him, succc his D

Vitamin D is good for all women......

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Celebrities / Re: Rosaline Meurer Headlines "Pebbles Of Love" With IK Ogbonna by DICKtator: 11:36pm On Mar 18, 2017
i'm sure op must have smashed this gyal and her sister.

i know she is reading this now......
Gimme your number

#Wehdonema

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Politics / Re: Commissioner Who "Resembles" Goodluck Jonathan Meets With Him In Rivers. Photos by DICKtator: 10:03pm On Mar 18, 2017
Meaning?

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Celebrities / Re: #BBNaija: Kemen, Soma And Jon Pictured With A Female Fan by DICKtator: 6:41pm On Mar 18, 2017
Please where is the female fan?

I can't see any female fan there

All i see are the former housemates with one of their sponsors- Ariya tickets

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Hameed Ali Answering Questions In The Senate Today by DICKtator: 2:23pm On Mar 16, 2017
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Sports / Re: Bash Ali Storms Federal Secretariat Abuja, Demands To See Sport's Minister.VIDEO by DICKtator: 1:51pm On Mar 16, 2017
I don't support Bash Ali "bashing" the policeman​. He was just doing his job. That is what he must have been told to do!!. If he gets sacked,would the same Bash Ali remember him or feed him and his family?
His utterances were uncalled for and unjustifiable.

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Politics / Re: Stephanie Hegarty Reacts To Magu's Rejection By Nigerian Senate by DICKtator: 1:33pm On Mar 16, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Actress Rosaline Meurer Shows Off Hot Figure In New Photos by DICKtator: 1:30pm On Mar 16, 2017
Hahahahahaha
She is reading y'all comments now

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TV/Movies / Re: Tboss: I Will Spend The N25m Prize In One Week, Private Jet Owners Hitting On Me by DICKtator: 2:27pm On Mar 14, 2017
Billyonaire:
You just felt like responding, right ?

emmm,...... would yes be right?

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TV/Movies / Re: Tboss: I Will Spend The N25m Prize In One Week, Private Jet Owners Hitting On Me by DICKtator: 2:00pm On Mar 14, 2017
Billyonaire:
Well, I think she is a smart girl. 25m cant even buy a 3BD Flat, so actually, she needs more than 25m for the money to even last a day. She can walk into realtors office and pay 100m for a house. That is spending in a day, not even a week.

Note: The only people who think that spending 25m in week must be frivolous spending, are people that are mentally poor.

25M in a week is frivolous if it isn't spent on asset but liabilities. I do not think she mentioned anything close to that. expenses was all i heard.
And it is not compulsory a prospective landlord/landlady buys a flat worth over 25m. There are bungalows that can be purchased at a lesser price so do not be pound foolish penny wise.
For some people, they have to crawl before they walk,then run and fly!!!

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TV/Movies / Re: Tboss: I Will Spend The N25m Prize In One Week, Private Jet Owners Hitting On Me by DICKtator: 1:54pm On Mar 14, 2017
Skookum:


Yea notice that too about Debie she dnt talk much in public(especially when all d house mates are together ) .But she said she was bullied when growing up. Dat may contribute to it sha


For real? She really was?

i'll take my comment back about Debie-Rise. That explains much then.

i was myopic. now i understand

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TV/Movies / Re: Tboss: I Will Spend The N25m Prize In One Week, Private Jet Owners Hitting On Me by DICKtator: 1:27pm On Mar 14, 2017
Bassey called for a truce but you could still see her exuding arrogance!!!

Debbie-Rise got low self-esteem btw.......

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