decatalyst:


Yeah...brave man.

But what baffles me is why would a leader send his followers to the war front with only FIVE f**king bullets?

You know this happened to the Russians when the Germans laid siege to , i think, Stalingrad(?) some of the russians had no guns and bullets and they retrieved their dead colleagues own

police should question David Copperfield.

Always remember;

FAB

Features

Attributes

Benefits

FAB

close sales

Isn't "sell me a pen" a Wolf of Wall Street thing?

For what reason actually?

Hmmmm............

Is it true that she is bi?

She's fine asf and can get it anytime

Wow!!
That elephant is fine but looks white.....

omron:
My wife
Blood coming out from her nose

What actually caused the quarrel?
You did not explain in a detailed fashion.

Wait. Is it only me that thinks this is that girl actress that her ex was caught stealing in Computer village?

Isn't this the girl?
I think her name is Toying

Check HP website and be sure it isn't one of those that were recalled due to certain issues.

Dubai is one of her favourite places? Are you thinking what ayam thinkng?


hint: iceprince's ex was taken there by them

BigSarah:
I'm going to try to be Brief and Coherent

On Sunday the 30th April
I and my Family left the house to church leaving only the sales boy(apprentice or Boy) at home(we do that often) .
Just to come back and realize he has left with his things and some cash and jewelry (and my brother sneakers) .

We've called the people at his village none of them have heard from him as they claimed... My dad reported at the area police station and they extorted him of 18k and that was for statement alone.
I don't really care about the boy I'm just bothered that he might get hurt and my parents could be in trouble since there're in charge of him...

Please I need Advice
My Family Needs it

I know this doesn't solve the issue but

Why doesn't he follow y'all to church?

Vicboi1:
this Peter OBI should just be the president pls

why?

I am sure you would have typed this too after listening to "Heatliar" talk

geekybabe:
Prof Osinbajo.. one of the best things that happened to Nigeria in this present administration. Dynamic, down to earth and highly intelligent.

May we never have a vice president like Namadi Sambo again in Nigeria.

If i told you his speech was written by a speech writer/P.A. , would you believe me?

Well, i'll give him credit for at least probably proofreading it before using it.

Bibi294:
God! Jollof should be the least of Nigerians problems right now... Not with a sick president an a shaken economy...
Bet wait, Nigerian jollof is the best... You can't compare it to any other jollof...
Bet Edo party jollof is not helping matter... If u eat jollof from Igueben party... It's whack!

Please, don't type this. A certain Beamborla here would come for your head!!

Beamborla:
I think he's right.

Jollof rice originated from Sengal. It is their native meal and we only copied from them.

They call it 'wollof'

In his defence, it would be stupid to give such credit to Nigeria on an international screen knowing it's only a borrowed meal.

There are more important issue facing the country, though.

Because the Senegalese are the originators of jollof rice, it automatically becomes the best?
Or what are you trying to type cos me I don't understand​

Are you trying to say, for example, Graham Bell made the first phone so that makes his phone the best phone or even better than Nokia 3310?
Don't lie, you just wanted to wow us with your knowledge of jollof rice history,right?
I guess it originated from the Jolof people of Senegal?

She is still single cos yuzedo never proposed

I am still surprised that a business concept like Uber can be brought to Nigeria with the incessant car robbery, kidnapping and GTA that happens without no adequate police data (the whole forensic stuff). It is like bank starting credit card business for all and sundry.

Uber in Nigeria would be a high risk venture especially for the Uber driver.

i read somewhere her name is Idiot Babalola

Clone2020:
How Tesla became the most valuable American automaker is mind boggling at best. A car company that sold 76,000 cars last year is now worth more than GM which sold more than 10 million cars last year alone. Its stock is nothing more than a cult stock and many investors will soon have their hands burnt.

How would that be possible when Elon's,or rather the company's tenet is based on producing futuristic eco-friendly vehicles? Or you don't know the future is Tesla or you just feigning ignorance?
Hmmmm,...... I'm very sure you're a great great great grandson of Edison which is understandable though.....

@topic: while the exterior looks ugly, I bet the interior is going to be outstanding!!.
Of all the trucks I've seen, I'm still a huge fan of the Honda Trendline, Cadillac and Chevy Avalanche
Tesla vehicles still got me turning heads though

Joavid:


chiki chiki and honeywell noodles are just as good as Indomie.
I don't know why people don't patronise them as much.

emmm, Chiki Chiki?

Where is that sold?

Are you in some Asian country or what?
Like someone typed earlier, Dufil has been able to leverage on its brand "Indomie"( watch their recent Mallam and the kids advert),that all noodles are referred to as "Indomie". That is called goodwill ( you definitely know this!). They have an advantage and i suppose they've been in the "game" for a while.( someone typed as early as 1995).

Bauer1:
The number 4 question is usually asked because many people book spaces at the ATM since the queue can be very long sometimes.. So, asking if "someone is the last" (if you like interprete it as the last person on earth, na you sabi) makes sense in this context.

I was going to type, " You have sense" then i noticed your username is "Bauer" as in "Jack Bauer" "24". That says it all!!.

Porter's five forces comes to mind.

Dufil keeps on beating competition.

Please, who will save us from Dufil?
No indigenous brand to save us from Dufil?

IamaNigerianGuy:
Nice article. Thank you.
One doesn't realize how poor Nigerian English is until you have cause to communicate with foreigners especially English people.

Perhaps I have been quite unfortunate cos the English ones have met have poor communication skills and terrible writing skills. And surprisingly, it is Nigerians nay Africans that have better communication skills.
Perhaps it's cos we cherish their mannerisms better than ours?

Partnerbiz:
I dont know the comedian though.
The girl is handsome. Yes handsome. You can say a woman is handsome. You musnt use beautiful. Source: Oxford Dico. 7th edn.
Don't argue with me. I am an English pundit.

How is she handsome?

If this is handsome,so what is Serena Williams?

I find the joke very awkward considering the fact that TBoss was standing there. It would have been a different case if she wasn't there. It made it LOOK LIKE (EMPHASIS INTENTIONAL) Kemen was been praised for something as normal as konji while TBoss was been ridiculed for allowing BBN to overreact.

If truly na konji hold you for BBN,you quit like that housemate from Somalia(?) did or you wan.k in front of the camera since you have decided to lack self control.

R.I.P.