₦airaland Forum

donholy28:
Op see her here o....run for ur life...she don chase u enter Nairaland

You're so funny!!!

I'm really lol here!!!

Very strange

LadyJul:
Why is it that most handsome guys like begging money from girls? Every time they'll begging money and expecting girls to give them money because of their looks....Most of them don't even know how to treat a lady right....They treat ladies like rag and believe they can get any lady because of their looks.....To hell with their handsome face....I'll choose a not too handsome guy anyday, anytime.....

It is actually called pimping (without begging though!!!)

When you use the word "most", it makes it look like


1. You have dated a lot of handsome guys
2 .all the handsome guys you dated requested for money
3. They do not really love you and don't consider you a " lady"
4. Hence they treat you like rag

Why always you?

You may actually be the problem!!!

Who else finds this thread funny?

Loool

FIFO AND LIFO that inventory managers use for stock/inventory measurement is what HR borrowed and used as a termination jargon?

Loool!!

oganamaster:
Hello Peeps,

I have this problem That Needs urgent advice, I Have been having sex with a very Pretty married lady. It all started since 2010 and this has gone unnoticed For a very long while now, I Want to stop But don't know how to Stop. Pls responsible responses only.

Since 2010?

Pray, tell me what is left of the kitten?

You are now considering how to stop?

Rewind time now!!

I think that should work!!

I am actually tired of reading all this generic reasons.

Some people follow all these rules yet they do not even get reject mails takless of being called

A major reason why most people do not get called even when hey are qualified and have followed all due process is because of HRMS automated process.

If you do not use the responsibilities attached to the job profile(like the skills needed, certification e.t.c), your CV may be eliminated" from the plethora of CVs received by HR.

This HR search queries has resulted to most people not getting the jobs that they want

Fine tune your CV to match what the position you are applying for request and you may fall under the HR's radar!!!!

Never knew the Pope had a son

Who is this?


I thought Halloween was over?

He froze his previous relationship because it became frozen.
Really do hope he doesn't freeze this too when the love turns cold.
Can someone switch on the A/C?

SSpeter:
Helo Dudes am so ashamed of myself right now. I always hated weekends and often do overtime at work even when my boss screams "No payment for Overtime"...

I don't take off days even when I had to be on site late at night. I don't see myself as a workaholic because an average black man doesn't like work. Not because of the money either (though I will love to quit if a better offer springs up and am not relenting in the search)...but just to erase my mind off temptations. I spend my Sundays at my sister's house so that the kids will keep me preoccupied.

I am a strong advocate of #NOsexB4Marriage...Although during my University days I had smitten more kity kats than most guys will ever dream of. I had a re-orientation during my service year and took up the tag #Abstinence...I try to limit my discussions and interactions with the opposite sex, I don't approve of excessive touching and I preoccupy my thoughts with work..

Sundays are the worst days "no work"...so I am always extra careful and often stay glued to my routines....the firm I worked with just handed over a secondary school to her clients on the 23rd of last month and those of us who were immersed in the project and saw it to fruition were given 2 weeks break and a paltry sum as bonus.

2 weeks! That was where my problem started. First I travelled to stay with my parents spent three days wasn't comfortable because that was the neighbourhood I grew up, the ladies there may still think a leopard doesn't change its spot...I left when I saw so many temptations and green lights...I went to my sister's house and it's just the same thing because I have also tested some of the kity kats from the flats below...then my cousin persuaded me to come to portharcourt I haven't seen him in a decade.

When I got to PH I told my cousin of my new stand and he said "whatever rocks your boat"... The next two days, we had fun bought some item until ****** showed up ...she was my cousin's friend. She was not a threat and she doesn't even dress hot. So I let down my guard whenever she visits. She cooked, we ate and I thought perhaps she was one of my cousin's numerous GFS.

Two days ago, my cousin told me they are going to watch Nigeria match in a bar. I am not a football fan,Tennis rocks my boat. So I preoccupied my self with a movie. About an hour later she came back and told me my cousin and his crew are cracking too many stuffs and she is no longer comfortable (My cousin is a Med doc. But he smokes at least a packet of B&H everyday + or minus other additives). I said okay. She went to lie on the bed and later I joined her. The apartment is a mini flat and the sitting room is tiled. Just a mattress no duvet so we slept on the same mattress. Truth be told I could not remember anything until I saw myself shooting fluid in a latex material. Everything vanished from my eyes I was filled with hate. The next morning I had my bath, called my cousin and was shocked when he told me he was already @ work I carried my bag and the lady quickly took her shower and left. I went straight to the hospital gave him the key to his apartment. I had already told him my boss asked me to rush down......I left PH....sad....this morning I woke up feeling sad. The memory with the lady that night keeps occupying my mind and she even sent a text that "she loves me because I am cool headed, polite and handsome"....I was further peeved by her subsequent messages. Now I am just ashamed of Myself...and am still asking; how did it happen why was I not reasonable enough?...well I have learnt my lesson..."Emotions are stronger than Knowledge"

Bro, no offense (in Me C.ork's voice) but STFU

We have all been there

We have crossed that bridge before.

Phucckk her some more and you would get over it.

It starts from somewhere

Perhaps he was the one that invited a coaster bus full of secondary school girls probably for a pre birthday?

Oya shortgun "comma" confam!!!

Too bad

Isn't that Mofe Duncan?

What movie is this?

I believe Ayo Adesanya should be either playing mommy or grandma in movie and not a bride role.

Not a big fan of Nigerian movies though

I read the thread before I posted this!!

double0seven:
It is too glaring that this is just a fabrication.


The first thing that gave the OP away as a liar like someone already said is the framing of the topic itself :


"WARNING: My Experience With Olosho -
I Wept!"

seriously, which pastor will know prostitutes as Olosho? From his story, there were even supposed to be students. At the worst, an average person would have said "ashewo" not to talk of a Pastor. Only niggers use the word "olosho "

Then the OP says he went see his wife who is secretary at the University concerning the admission of their son . To have a son who is read to enter university would place the OP in the age range of at least over 45 years old.

if you check the OP other topics and posts, there is nothing that suggests he's a Pastor or such a matured man. the OP is probably a teenager or in his twenties. which almost fifty Yeats old man with daughter about to enter a university, works and also a part time Pastor has the the time or disposition to be arguing such an experience online.

big lie. op just looking to have some fun.

Associate pastor.using "olosho". ikr?

While incidences like this truly happens but his may be mere fabrications like you asserted.
I don't think someone of his age as he claims would spew such trash and lies like he wrote.
So funny though.
50K just like that?
If I were hungry and desperate and I met this op, I would just blackmail him that he is gay and he has to part with some amount if he doesn't want me to talk

Nice "Atiku"

But they're all pleasurable (Red wine is good for the heart,beer is good to fight a bear!!!)

And I enjoy the hedonistic lifestyle

10 bottles of Orijin for me.

I sabi Orijinality!!!!

Smile4mee01:
I am a little depressed now. i came here to seek counsel. i am 31 yr old male, works in a bank. have my own apartment and car, Quite comfortable. i am not and never have been in a very serious relationship. the few ones i tried never just works out. most times the ladies dont measure up, the few ones that did measure up were so much in a hurry to marry (maybe because they were older than i was sha)

my friends too wonder, they say with my status ladies should be all over me. they say i dont take them serious. i am not gay and wil never be.

i agree my job leaves me little room to go out because i work almost every day. in fact in a whole month i have just 2 free weekends. 2 days out of which i still go to work.

is there something i can do to be in a healthy relationship. i desire to have a balance.

Thanks in anticipation

Please what type of car do you have?

Is it the one you intend purchasing next year?

hustla:
Fallacy!

Well written and spoken English is never a measure of intelligence - It just has to do with your own belief system - FFS English isnt even a Nigerian local language, so why the 'obsession?'

How do you explain the Chinese and Russians who have arguably the best defense systems in the world but most of them can barely piece 1 or 2 English sentences together?
The Chinese and Russian hackers who can bring down and infiltrate systems across borders ; believe me when I tell you it takes a high level of intelligence to do that.


Last Bullet - Who English don help?

Se iyen ni maami ma je?

I really hate you.

Why? Because you have revealed once again, the unfortunate way some women think nowadays!!!!

You would think Professors of English language are in the best of relationship!!!!!!!

They would be having high expectations till they start to grow grey!!!

Valeree:
Can I say I'm very impressed with the responses coming from guys.

No you can't

Befitting:
Hey Nairalanders, your advice and kind words might help me to get through with this challenge I'm having.
I graduated from the university early this year, immediately after my graduation my alma mata embarked on a 5months strike. As a result of this, I moved to lagos to enroll in a fashion and design academy, with the hope that immediately after the strike, we'll get our result and go for NYSC. The going was good until I received my result with a spill. I had just a course to rewrite, I thought the school will wave it since it was just one course so I decided to work it out but that didn't work. This resulted with me been left out when some of my mates are already in camp now. The feeling is devastating.
Now, I'm back home to rewrite the course. My father is really angry with, he said I've brought shame upon him and myself and he'll never forgive me. According to him, he has never failed in his life so why would I? He's making it look as if he sent me to school and I just played with his money. I feel like a failure and disappointment. I don't know what to do...feel like running away cos this man is terrible!!

Why did you spill too?

Well, next time just go home with a pregnant body and let him know that you don't know whom the father is, bet he would appreciate you better

while we should be grateful no life was lost, but competent professionals should always be employed when constructing such buildings.

Cutting corners and using substandard commodities put workers and potential visitors of such buildings at risk!!!!