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Crime / Re: "I Started Planning Abuja Bank Robbery In October" – Banker by DICKtator: 2:12pm On Jan 04, 2020
Billionsmith:
I am surprise how people can be so happy to cut fingers that feed them. Having worked in the bank for three years before I resigned to join fed govt. I can't recall lusting after money in the vault. Like I see millions everyday and I can't even stand to pin it because of integrity. I remembered when I misplaced a document and I had to search for it for days in a room which old documents are kept and by the way, such room are rarely entered because of cob webs and diets. In the cause of searching for the document, I came across some money that has been forgotten inside the room. God knows when such was forgotten and I assumed it was money paid by a customer which was mistakenly packed along with documents to the room. There was no CCTV in the room and it was between my conscience and I. At the end, I had to return the money to my CSM. Why on earth will greed over power someone to think of rubbing a bank? Though every penny is insured but what one should ask is, will you succeed in carrying out the operation? Be contented with what you have while thinking for a better life.


It is because one of the riskiest position in the bank is the Customer Service/Marketing position (not even operations). These people are exposed to monies that isn't theirs, customers information that should be confidential and a lot of other issues coupled with their own lifestyle. Greed is always the motivating factor. Crimes like teeming and lading, non-remittance and selling of customers information always occur!. This is why these guys should be constantly monitored.


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Foreign Affairs / Re: Queen Elizabeth's Strangest Powers And Privileges by DICKtator: 8:12am On Oct 30, 2019
Is that why Princess Diana was...... never mind...


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Family / Re: Mother's Reaction On Seeing Her Son After 5 Years In Canada (Photos) by DICKtator: 11:49am On Aug 11, 2019
But he is a Nairalander.


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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Flaunts Her Samsung S10+, The First Person In Nigeria To Own The Phone by DICKtator: 1:13pm On Feb 26, 2019
PhenomenalMorgan:

Bloggers and lies, galaxy S10 or even S10 + is about 360- 390k and not 700k!!!

But why would you think it is a lie?
Supposed it was custom-built for her?
Remember it doesn't come in that colour she is holding except that is àn otterbox in it. I am just saying, you never can tell.

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Gaming / Re: 10 Hilariously Evil Ways Video Games Developers Punished Cheaters by DICKtator: 12:36am On Nov 08, 2018
Leopantro:


Hehehehe
i remember this.
men it's been long i played this

here's another one.

In Orcania of time and i think links to the past, if you decide to become evil and keep striking the chickens with your sword, the will retaliate and start attacking you. if you are not careful and run away they can kill you.

Death by Chicken.
what a foul way to die.


Loool at "Fowl" way to die!.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido With Governors Umahi And Wike by DICKtator: 8:15am On Oct 15, 2018
YomzzyDBlogger:
Davido recently met with Presidential Aspirant Atiku and now Governors Umahi and Wike, he is definitely up to something..OBO way, we rise by lifting others grin grin


Ever wondered why he had to go for NYSC? He did not have to but he did. Political ambition is importanter!

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Adesiyan's APC Ticket Taken Away From Her by DICKtator: 12:29pm On Oct 08, 2018
SAMBARRY:
Hanty oloyan before you proceed with your lamentations and pity party rants,go and ask onyeka onwenu what happened to her and why she wasn't chairmam of her lg.you better respect yourself and face your yorubawood because you are beginning to bite More than you can chew

You think is by big brez or fine girl or the babas you have sucked their wrinkled carrot. Continue wasting your money and time


Whoa. You are still on here?
You deserve Nairaland lifetime achievement award.
Grandma, you actually don tey for here!

P.S : No ooifense meant (in 190's way)

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Politics / Re: Olusegun Mimiko Emerges ZLP Presidential Candidate by DICKtator: 10:14am On Oct 08, 2018
The idea behind this are;
1) put it in resume as former presidential candidate/aspirant.
2) get those funds from INEC and/or gullible Nigerians and International watchers.
3) step down for the more "serious" (as it seems) candidate and form a coalition that guarantees you a position if your group wins
4) I just want to be still relevant!

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NYSC / Re: Should NYSC Be Reformed Or Scraped? See Twitter Poll Result by DICKtator: 10:34am On Oct 01, 2018
xtravanganza:
it should be reformed... the only place you'll see Nigerian youths united is in nysc.. NYSC made me value other tribes and culture and actually see Nigeria from a different angle

NYSC or soccer?

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Autos / Re: Civilian Version Of Vladimir Putin's Limo And Sedan Unveiled At Moscow Auto Show by DICKtator: 3:22pm On Sep 01, 2018
Buy Nigerian, Buy Nigerian they said
Cos it is good for the economy, vthey said.
But look at their official vehicles
None of them have manufacturing plants in Nigeria(cos it wouldnt be profitable ?)


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Car Talk / Re: Volkswagen Lost $6.25m On Every $2m Bugatti Veyron Sold And A Total Of $2.3b by DICKtator: 11:43am On Jun 28, 2018
emmy9500:
They will recoup on other brands

How would they recoup from other brands? Or rather on their other brands? You seem to understand their business model so, it would be nice if you shed more light on that.

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Car Talk / Re: Volkswagen Lost $6.25m On Every $2m Bugatti Veyron Sold And A Total Of $2.3b by DICKtator: 9:03am On Jun 28, 2018
aaronson:
I watched the documentary, Bugatti wasn't necessarily a car to be marketed but to break the speed time record. A lot of engineering was really put into it that after completion and test driving, the regular tires bursted out due to the speed of the car, so they had to go back and get Airplane tired with a lot of work on of as well to withstand the pressure of the speed of the car. Is like only one tire cost about $27,000 dollars.

The car caught the attention of money bags world wide so Volkswagen had to put it on the market but here how the loss came about, Bugatti held the world fastest car for about 2 years or so while they sold for about 6-8 million dollars but on the third year or so, McLaren came out their low budget but faster than Bugatti car, this knocked Bugatti price down.

But Buggati is still respected and sought after. I love that car for it's bug look and not really the speed. It runs faster than a planes/jets but only the bombardier jet has ever out run it.


VW should have adopted a build-to-order type of production approach after the so-called Moneybags became interested in it since the car primary concept was based on speed. Build -to-order would have been done solely for the owner(those who request for it)and would ensure that a "recoup" price is placed on it. This concept gives the impression that Buggatti was just made in a mass production way and sold to the elites at a base price when luxury cars like Rolls Royces used to be built to specification,thereby making it price vary from user-to-user. Never knew VW was a charity organization based on this news. After suffering that emission issue(?), that i think made their CEO resign(not sure), and several recalls made,now this?. Their Shareholders must be really proud of the management team!

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Celebrities / Re: My Pregnancy Is Real Come And See My Stomach Linda Ikeji Shows Tummy To Fans by DICKtator: 2:06pm On May 24, 2018
nueS isn't happy about this!

If you know, you don't know!


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Family / Re: The Most Difficult Age For Any Man by DICKtator: 9:39am On Apr 21, 2018
How can all your "friends" make it and you don't?

Based on the writeup, are you sure they are your friends if they can't at least get you a job as a cleaner in their firm?

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Travel / Re: 'It's Not Worth It'; Couple Who Returned From Libya Amid Suffering. Photos by DICKtator: 9:07pm On Mar 19, 2018
Aderewah:
Nigerians refuse to think. If Canadians and Americans didn't persevere and build their country, I wonder where Nigerians will flee too. We lay blames on buhari without ever blaming ourselves for the uselessness of the country. It is all our faults. Nigerians is not suffering from bad leadership. We are suffering from bad followership.


Really?

Do you really mean that Canadian and American part?

You do know if a Native American read/saw this, he/she might be offended?

You do know that Trump (German Trumpf ) and Obama (Kenyan) might find this laughable?
You do know that a lot of Immigrants from India run Canada?
Have you seen Trudeau's cabinet? You do know that they are mostly immigrants form different part of the world?
Because you were born in a certain place doesn't mean that you must be there for life. Even Abraham moved, Joseph moved ( I know his bones went back to Israel ) and he became 2nd in command in Egypt ( never possible today, well Cohen, the real "James Bond" almost did it in Syria (?)

So you had better change your mindset and be more open to possibilities than confining yourself to a space that may not be working for you!

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Travel / Re: Thousands Of Vehicles Stuck In Traffic In China (Photos) by DICKtator: 9:31pm On Feb 26, 2018
The road arrow is pointing in a direction the cars aren't going to!

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Car Talk / Re: This Is The Most Beautiful Nissan Navara You’ve Ever Seen (photos) by DICKtator: 12:13pm On Feb 26, 2018
Nah.


Honda Ridgeline or Chevrolet Avalanche is way better

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Politics / Re: "President Buhari, VP Osinbajo Care Less About Re-election" - Ismaeel Ahmed by DICKtator: 8:07pm On Feb 25, 2018
Lool

Lies

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Religion / Re: Motorcade Carrying Billy Graham's Body Travels Through North Carolina (photo) by DICKtator: 8:00pm On Feb 25, 2018
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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Workers Program-Connect Here Part 3 by DICKtator: 1:22am On Feb 24, 2018
CheekyGirl:
Hello House,

L - 8.5
R - 7.5
S - 8.0
W - 6.0

I'm in total shock about my Writing! shocked I didn't think I did too well in it, but I was expecting a Band 7 at least.

Would you advice me to apply for a re-mark or should I just register for another test?

Thanks.


It is actually "advise" not "advice" . No wonder your W is 6.0

Please don't be offended, just joking with you oooooo , well, except for the advise/advice part

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Politics / Re: Ajimobi Visits Denmark To Understudy Cattle Ranching (Photos) by DICKtator: 12:59am On Feb 24, 2018
Lipscomb:
**** why did you go school instead of order for video?


I don't know him but if you threw that question at me, I would've replied by letting you know that if the option of online school were available, it can be taken.

The likes of Udemy, Coursera and most School's online program should be enough to get the necessary skills!.

Only in Nigeria where M.Ds and management team always travel for meeting because of the "estacode" and other gratuities when we have Cisco Web meeting, conference calling , Skype and other VoiPs


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Celebrities / Re: Jackie Appiah Buys New Maserati by DICKtator: 12:41am On Feb 24, 2018
Iamtipsyy:
How can some1 be born in two cities toronto ontario pls enlighten me.

Toronto-city

Ontario- province

Canada

There are other cities/towns in USA that bear the name ontario .

Thank me later!


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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2018 Rules For The Housemates! by DICKtator: 3:44pm On Jan 29, 2018
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Education / Re: The People Of Covenant University In Pictures by DICKtator: 10:23pm On Jan 28, 2018
greenhulk:


Nigerians are just too sentimental. Even in advanced countries like the USA, there are schools that the average American cannot afford. There are schools in the USA that are far more expensive than what they pay at CU. U just have to cut ur coats according to ur size CLOTH/CLOTHE. There are cars of $12,000 and there are cars of $5 million. U want premium u got to pay for it.

Fixed

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Travel / Re: Slay Queen asks for free stuff from Hotel but gets a shocking reply from Manager by DICKtator: 3:35pm On Jan 28, 2018
He could've just answered yes or no.
Not very professional but puerile response


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Romance / Re: Samuel Afolabi Weds Henna Luiza In Romania (Photos) by DICKtator: 10:30am On Jan 24, 2018
You sure that ain't a drag queen?

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Business / Re: Kingsway Ibadan: Before And After Pictures by DICKtator: 10:19am On Jan 24, 2018
The first pix isn't 2018. The second pix is

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Celebrities / Re: King Ayo Balogun: Wizkid Shows Off His Second Son (Pics, Video) by DICKtator: 10:35am On Jan 18, 2018
This is Wizkid's kid

Does that make him Wizson or Wizboy?


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Health / Re: I Took Abortion Drug, But Didn't Bleed, Am I Still Pregnant? by DICKtator: 10:42am On Jan 17, 2018
Elesu:

change the title of your thread. let it reflect what you need. people rarely click topics like this, it litters everywhere here. some people have abused this medium with their ridiculous 'doctor help' threads.
I advise you to give it a title like ''Help, are my still pregnant ? '' even without calling Lalasticlala or mynd44 or even seun it will trend and you will get more advices and maybe yabbings sha.
#My10kobo

"Are my"

Seriously?

Don't know which is worse between yours and op's "I'm (I am) I still pregnant"



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Autos / Re: Amazing Images Of Abandoned Car Dealership And Cars Around The World by DICKtator: 6:47pm On Jan 02, 2018
Explorers:
Abandoned for years in Japans


Dozens of vehicles lie abandoned and covered in overgrown bushes along what was once a stretch of road near the power plant.

Near power plant?

In japan?

Hope it isn't in fukushima?

Probably radiation-filled vehicles

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Education / Re: 5 Reasons You Shouldn't Attend A Private University by DICKtator: 11:14am On Dec 31, 2017
AdaFonju:
The truth is most nigerians only consider the private institutions when their wards don't get admission into the public ones, I believe that alone speaks volumes.

a) Cultism
b) Government-provoked strikes
c) Eedris Mr Lecturer
d) Networking
e) All facility functioning (power,water and all)

And more......

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Car Talk / Re: Guy Knocked Out By Lamborghini Owner After Jumping On His £320k Supercar For Fun by DICKtator: 4:09pm On Dec 28, 2017
the prankster laid on the floor pretending to be terribly injured.

He needs money . he wants to sue the Lambo owner for assault and battery (the azzzhoole might win cos stoopid lawyers would ask why didnt the Lambo guy call police? why take laws into your hand?)

quick easy way to make money, if your lawyer fee doesnt take all of it!!

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