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Jayjay the new Chelsea coach!!!!!k

What apun?

Mourinho?

Loool

Long overdue

Why he no pack shyytte?

Now she can pay the damages for her landlord's house that she burnt in connivance with PHCN and her A/C

RickRichards:
I was there. That's me playing FIFA 16 in the first picture. Had so much fun. I threw Linda in the swimming pool. That's my own way of saying "congratulations!!!" It goes without saying that she was absolutely livid with me. She threatened to expose my identity on Nairaland. I threatened to expose hers too, and in an instant, there was peace. The UN has nothing on me. Hehehe
BTW...Laura was just running around the house pacifier in mouth.

Hmmmmmmm


I..........think..........I...........know..........who........you..........are.......



Hmmmmmmm

I have been caught in this situation frequently

I approached a girl on a street,offered to take her to wherever she was going.
She refused blatantly and told me to leave her alone(like say I de hold am)
OK. I requested for her number if she wanted me to leave her. She refused.

I locked my car and we both embarked on her journey.
I boarded the danfo she took.
Tried paying for the transport,she did not allow me
Telling me I'm acting creepy, blah blah blah(story story)
Give me number,and I would stop(note that through all these ,she was smiling which fuelled my consistency)
If she had gone,"PHUCCCK OFF,I DON' TALK TO STRANGERS". I would've known she meant business and given it back to her but she didn't so you've to understand the body language.
I followed her that day, talking to her up till she got to her house .since she did not give me her number ,I gave her mine,insisting she calls me
She slammed the gate on my face and told me if I tried entering her house,her dogs would tear me up.

To cut the long story short.

After 2 days , na my voicemail her call enter, and like they say, the rest is history(shakara ologe. Fela don talk am!!)

Is she alone on the street, yes I would woo her

Is she with her friends? Carry all of them along and ensure the target doesn't know that she is the bushmeat!!!

Adaure4ever:
Depends on what u are going to tel me, but don't like it sha.
Its not a matured act

What do you mean?

What is this what saying?

I see on the street and I am not sure if I may ever see you again and you're saying it is not matured?

So you should go and I would now be regretting why I didn't even attempt to get your number or even say hi at all?

Don't let me catch you on my street

I won't even collect your number, it is straight to my house
#notime
I would pay the bride price and dowry later!!!

Why not?

It is even one of the best ways to get her

But you need to be witty and understand what is happening.

You don't want to stop a girl that is rushing to a meeting or running home to go and shytte!!!!

Married a vampiress

OK.


And then?

She would soon be referred to as Senior Olori!!!

2nd,3rd and 4th coming soon!!

iamrealdeji:
I've heard all of Pac's songs,there is no single pac song I've not heard,i listen to his music but E-40 is much better,E-40 wasn't signed by anybody,he signed himself,became the greatest rapper in Bay area even though he's independent,if you know much about rap,you'll realise that E-40 is much better than Pac,even Pac used to show E-40 lots of respect when he was alive,mention E-40 in his songs,thats not enough to judge though but E-40's hyphy flows,switching flows,rhyming style,diverse lyrics is not what Pac can do,Pac is not half as talented as E-40. Pac is only lucky to be celebrated because he exaggerates a lot,talks about what people are going through and the ghetto,but he talks about all these stuffs all the time like he has nothing more to say,if you first listen to E-40,you'd think he sounds like a clown,i thought the same when i first listened to his songs,but as time goes on,you'd realize he's extremely talented with diverse story lines,diverse style,diverse lyrics and diverse rhyming scheme entirely. And if you think rap talent is judged by riches,pls stop listening to rap cos it's not for you. Diddy is number 2 richest rapper,and his rapping skills and lyrics is totally poor.

"Diddy is number 2 richest Rapper,and his rapping skills and lyrics are totally poor"

I have now come to the conclusion that you are just closing about!!!.
Diddy uses ghostwriters ,he is an entertainer and entrepreneur.
He made his money off B.I.G. and Craig Mack
No one wouldve ever listened to Diddy if B.I.G. we're to be alive, cos all he did then was to ad lib to Biggie's rhymes!!!

iamrealdeji:
I've heard all of Pac's songs,there is no single pac song I've not heard,i listen to his music but E-40 is much better,E-40 wasn't signed by anybody,he signed himself,became the greatest rapper in Bay area even though he's independent,if you know much about rap,you'll realise that E-40 is much better than Pac,even Pac used to show E-40 lots of respect when he was alive,mention E-40 in his songs,thats not enough to judge though but E-40's hyphy flows,switching flows,rhyming style,diverse lyrics is not what Pac can do,Pac is not half as talented as E-40. Pac is only lucky to be celebrated because he exaggerates a lot,talks about what people are going through and the ghetto,but he talks about all these stuffs all the time like he has nothing more to say,if you first listen to E-40,you'd think he sounds like a clown,i thought the same when i first listened to his songs,but as time goes on,you'd realize he's extremely talented with diverse story lines,diverse style,diverse lyrics and diverse rhyming scheme entirely.

You crack me up dude.
Cos 40 wasn't signed by anybody ,that defines him as what? Doesn't that even imply that no record label considered him good a enough?
PAC respect 40 cos 40 is an O.G.( there was an incidence he had with 40 at the club where 40 almost checked him!!!)
"PAC is not half as talented?"
I really wanted state facts but that phrase made me consider otherwise!!!.
You are really joking!!
All hip magazines and rappers even acknowledge Pac's prowess on the mic and you are here,spewing this?

Loool!. I really can't take you serious

Top 5 death or alive(not Jadakiss) ,PAC must be mentioned. No disrespect to 40,he reps the Bay perfectly but he is nothing near PAC (even though their style and messages are different)

Swear down you don't fast forward 40's part in IDFWU!!!. He made that song awful!!!!!

viickerz:
i agree with ur signature.. Tupac is soo overrated... I like e 40, the guy funny

Are both of you okay? iamrealdeji? and you that are quoted?

Sorry to digress but how can you say E-40 is better than PAC?

No be only E-40, na F9
Someone that his style entails him not rhyming with the beat!!!
Or is this a joke that I missed?

My apologies if I didn't get the joke or if you were only been sarcastic!!!!

Where is Geveva located?

Or rather, why is the title "GEVEVA" and not Geneva?


#it has been modified!!!.

Why show the feminine version of it?

Who needs this crap when Samsung hasn't faded out?

Who really would fall for this?

G.O.A.T

How come Kebbi isn't on the list?

lurlah2014:
I don't blame you
If everyone has the same Mentally like urs then Nigeria will go no where.
Mind u does developed countries where once under developed too and if they don't believe in their government they won't go that far. Do u think they don't have looters of public funds there too?
Think twice man

You did not read or perhaps you didn't comprehend what I typed.

You may need to read it again and digest it before replying (if you consider that necessary)

raayah:
Best way to handle such men.

The girl says she's not interested.. then leave her alone.

I don't know why married men are so desperate. The most desperate men I've met where married.

I had one toaster who was married, he would not leave me alone, one day he messsaged me telling me that his wife gave birth telling me that we should book an hotel room to celebrate.

Normally, I don't respond but I said, " your wife just gave birth 3 hours ago, don't you think you should be with her'and his reply was 'and so' .

No respect whatsoever for his wife and new born baby.
It really shocked me.

married people who cheat are the absolute worse. They don't deserve sympathy at all.

This is the best way to handle them.

Too bad

Really I wonder why he would attempt such nonsense

And it is possible or rather I am sure that his wife is finer than you !!!!!

Married men always have ugly sidechicks and are always attracted to ugly girls outside their marriage

This phenomenon cannot really be explained!!!

Next time she should be prepared

Give them the money while you secretly record it,then forward to the powers that be

Look at what $50 has cost her now and no one would even believe her without substantial evidence

Those pictures just look like officers doing their jobs!!.

lurlah2014:
Nigerians with their Impatience attitude. Will not give the poor governor an opportunity to express himself before pouncing on him.

What he actually meant was for those in diaspora to come nd invest in their country to eradicate poverty and not for them to come and do house girl or boy like they do over there


#meaning resides in man and not in words

What is this one saying?

Is the government providing the necessary incentives to attract such Nigerians?

On what basis did he even utter such words? Has he seen the statistics?
Does he even know that most Nigerians in the diaspora (based on my personal research) have vested interests in Nigeria?

Does he even know that most Nigerians would be willing to invest home given the taxes they pay in foreign countries ? But they are disillusioned because unlike the foreign countries where they pay such taxes, in Nigeria they do not see the returns on the taxes paid through basic social amenities?

Typical Ondo girl. Na because na your kinsman de rule Lagos now,you just open your mouth anyone saying most Nigerians!!!

Ondo people are just dull.

My apologies for the stereotyping

I think Lagosians needs to take back Lagos

Promotion things

sapiosexual1:
I'm sorry buh the guys above me who think the op is right are less than smart or smart by half.
I was attracted by my gf's smartness, she is very smart and intelligent. To say the least, we're talking marriage already.
It's dull guys who feel threatened by smart girls

Your username!!!!

Hahahahahahaha ha

Not a mere coincidence!!!!!

Seun:
@sapiosexual1: Yes, men really do value smart women, especially when a marriage is the objective. There is no downside to being smart.

You don't even know how to quote!!!!

If you suspect anything fraudulent about the bank. After purple connect gives feedback that isn't satisfactory,I think there is a regulatory agency you can report to