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Hope he won't be bought over?

Dolemite:
Since Seun Osewa has refused to talk to me!!

P.S
Just friends[b]with benefits[/b], not looking for a lover I have plenty of those so keep it clean.

Fixed

Sounds interesting to me!

What should the CV look like?

Ariyke:
she is sambarry I think

haHahahaha

so kulyie is now SOMEBODY? SAMBARRY ?

Was she NOBODY OR NO BODY BEFORE?


Never "new" this though........

kulyie sounded like cutie though
we should be smashing
but unfortunately, she is NO BODY now!!!!!


itsmodella?
hmmmmmm.......

Y'all don't believe in demons?

hahahahahahahahaha

Alistar Crowley,Anton LaVey and their likes are reeling in laughter at y'all sheer stupidity!!!!

Don't y'all even know that witchcraft is a category of Demonology?

Tautology 101


Vote Fun so Williams for Governor Lagos State!!

icebebe:
Dog style,fish style,tiger style,snake style,goat style,frog style,rat style,bushmeat style,antelope style,one hour,5hours,a whole day,evryday,once a week,wit icecream,wit chocolate,in d kitchen,bathroom,sittingroom,mainroad,garden,night,afternoon,morning
ONE THING YOU SULD KnW IS SEX WON'T KEEP HIM FRM CHEATING EXCEPT HE DETERMINES NOT TO



ave u heard d story abot egusi and okro soup?dere different taste and all,dts hw men see sex,only a good,prayerful,n undstnding woman can keep a man

You really love sexxx

Snake in the monkey shadow style?


I really need to brush up my skills!!!

Perhaps I could learn from you

#JustSaying

rokiatu:

nice dp you got, a lady friend of mine is also interested in enlarging her butt
where exactly did you do yours?

you can send me a pm if you do not want to mention it here

Such good news!!!
#NEVERAGAIN

VOTE CHRIS OKOTIE!!

asdfjklhaha:
And stop try to sleep with every girl you come across if u hav no intentions of marrying them! You gat it?

Are you a retard?
What type of username is yours?
Please,no offence meant!
I'm just curious!

OK

diluminati:
me i dont know what is mouth action. what is mouth action?

Suck my dyykee!!!!!!

Then maybe I could explain it to you!!!!!

Booby trap

Why not?
If you are auditioning for p.ooorn and/or you work in a porn.oorgraphic setting!!

mcdokwe:
I read a lot about how men who hit their partners are nothing but beasts, I nearly joined the bandwagon of accusers because I couldn't fathom how uncontrollable one's temper could be as to turn one's partner to a punching bag.

Don't get me wrong, I deeply regret I ever hit her, unfortunately that is one reason that apparently hold water as a reason for leaving even though she never gets to tell the whole story.

She had been a very good girl, and even till date, the only girl I have lost myself in love to. Yes, I have been a broke ass nigga and thankfully she could be a low maintenance lady.

She once told me how some of her stupid friends asked if I have hit her before obviously looking for shortfalls to convince her she shouldn't be dating me and how she proudly told them I hadn't for once.

In fairness to the truth, I learnt a lot from her and having her taught me how to treat my sister who was her age better.
At a point in her life, she had no genuine friend and would always moan to me how bad some friend or the other treated her and how she wasn't interested in their friendship anymore and I had to constantly remind her that people are different and so with their motives, I always encouraged her to try to understand such motives before writing them off.
I literally became her only friend and unfortunately shoved some people who could have been some sort of relief aside so much that we had just each other
Days became weeks and months and she conceived for me and a lot started changing about her. Maybe in her bid to feel acceptable, she got entangled with people she wrote completely off before, this wasn't a so much of a challenge because atleast she could whine less about them to me, her dress sense changed and she turned deaf ears to my appeal for explanation, I had to adapt to some of those challenges but unfortunately those friends became more valuable to her than myself even though we had a child coming and lived together, she shared less of her worries with me but would tell them even the minutest detail of our relationship which were frequently misrepresented maybe in a bid to gain sympathy which she eventually got. They explained my actions and inactions better than I could and she could go for days without talking to me so long as the meal was provides and the babies need met, she opted for a break anytime I told her of her upsetting attitude and the need to work on it, but would never tell me of her own misgivings towards me even when I plead so I could work on myself too, but would rather discuss unthinkable issues with her friends.

Fast forward to that particular day, a lady who I encouraged her to make friends with because of her distress and the feeling we could be of help to sent a text to her sim which happened to be on my phone saying she needs to know when I left the house so she could come over and I was wth! This is some one I brought in, someone whose coming means she is to fend from my toil, and I asked what it could be that I did that should warrant such. I sent her a text telling her never to bother coming anymore as I wasn't leaving the house that day anymore. She called her back and asked her only God knows what and my lady went up in frenzy insulting me not minding that a third party was there.
Minutes later the other girl stopped by to apologise stating that I misunderstood her text but my girlfriend continued the insult asking why she should bother to explain or apologise. After a while every other person left and she became apologetically cosy, well I shrugged her off knowing her being apologetic doesn't stop her from insulting me the next minute if she felt like, and true to my prediction, even while she was still being sorry, her words turned from being apologetic to outright insult, calling me unprintable names and how I am a hopeless orphan (I lost my dad the previous year and my mum is still very much alive and she is so lettered and knows what an orphan means) well I said something too of her family because I was hurt but could never match her with words and I made to leave the house in that fit of anger. But she locked the door and wouldn't let me. She turned apologetic again and then insulting, in that state all I could do was pity her because I couldn't imagine how someone could be so unstable, I was visibly frustrated and made to leave the house which she wouldn't have either and I had to forcefully remove her from the way. She came back hard on my, making for anything. That could be converted into a weapon, thankfully I was stronger and made her efforts futile. I pinned her to the ground with the intention to make her realise I am stronger than our love sessions where I played weak to let her have an upper hand so she could give up already, but the moment I released her a bit, she reached for my phone and smashed it on the floor repeatedly, I regrettably gave her some blows and because I didn't want it to continue, opened the door so a neighbour could come in a stop the fight. I later stormed out with the child and headed for a family who had rendered enough care to us and she later found her way there, I expected her to behave more in their presence but that was to wishful of me and unfortunately the ladies couldn't stop me as I gave her even deadlier blows but mehn, she never really got enough.

She was later forced into one of the rooms in the apartment and locked up with the baby.
After a while I walked to that point seeing how pitiful she looked asked her with tears in my eyes why she was acting the way she does to which she replied with a tone that could melt the devil's heart that she didn't know and was sorry. We packed up and went back home to the astonishment of all who saw us fight. Needless to say we made love that night after which she confessed she never knew I could hit her even after I was with her at the delivery room and declared no woman should be beaten by her man. She also owned up and apologised for pushing me to that point.

She also told me how a particular friend of hers who came in after the fight had told her not to have sex with me that night and all that.

The relationship lasted for a little longer without fights and she left while I was away for reasons still not clear to me, and looking back I regret that I ever let her pushing me to the point of hitting her but I still believe firmly that she deserved it.

Dude you are so a biatcch!!

Man the fuxxx up!!!
Went through some of your thread where you have been on this girl's case like a pooooosssie!!

Man the fuxxx up

When they discover that you can't do without them,then they start to withdraw!
Laws of attraction ishh!!
Be a man,move on.
Ignore her for donkey/camel years!!

Chase God and money!!!!

Let her read about you in the news!!
Let her stooopid friends talk bout how rich and good looking you are!!!

She would come back begging!!
Her types fall under the category of those that don't really know what they want so it is for you to control like a military man
Not some softness chilling level!!!!!!
You got me so fuxxxing annoyed ,making me carry the matter for my head!!!
WTF is wrong with you?

Phucccck her!!
Phuccck Ijeoma!!!
You fuxxxing deserve better!!
Don't text her!
Don't call her!!!!
If your child grows up and ask what happened
Show her your NL post which should explain everything!!!!

Grow some balls
Isn't it pooosie that bleeds?

Or you got sanitary pad on?

Man the fuxxx up please!!!!

So funny how everyone is picking a piece from the lady
From congrats to the Moslem to
Congrats to the Yoruba girl to
Congrats to the teen to
Congrats to the woman

Y'all need to chill

OK?

Chartey:
You all don't get it.
1. For him to have been told to send a formal complaint to an email means he made an informal complaint which made them aware of his problem.
2. Clubs are not formal organisations and thrive on how important they make their customers feel. The moment you start telling even the smallest customers to send complaints by mail, they feel less important.
3. M.I as a celebrity can feel a bit put down by this. Celebrities are usually encouraged to come to clubs so that ordinary people can come there to mingle with them thereby spending their money in the clubs. M.I has little or nothing to lose, Quilox has more to lose from this. They should get in touch with him and do some damage control.

You are the only one that made sense in this thread and no likes for you?

So it is true!!!
A prophet is never honoured in his home!!!

It doesn't even have to be M.I.

Even if it were Akpos, the club should understand that the customer is always King!!!

A million likes!!!!!!!

The fear of APC,the masses and election!

When they win now,it would become an abandoned project!!

Woooah!!!!

If our educational and tourist system were functioning effectively, they would all be in Nigeria though!!!
#JusSaying!!

They wanted the "best" perhaps the reason for being in the U to that K

Motor insurance: check
Telephone/Internet bills: check
Groceries: check
Purchases: check

Money saved!!!!!!
Now it is time to pop champagnes!!!

Cos tomorrow ain't promise!!!

Did that nicccur say Buhari is the only ex president without mansion?

Hmmmmm........

Maybe,just maybe it is time for him to enter so he can loot and build mansions?

Waohhh!!

This is so serious!!

Trinxie:
lol...Everyone going"I am Libya, I am scorpion, I am Aquarium... Those names sound like Greek gods tho.

Libya?
Who said he/she is a country?

Greek gods?

So Zeus,Poseidon, Athena,Bacchus, Atlas no longer bear their original names but zodiac names?



Confess you were being boinked from the back while you typed that.
Whisper it in my ears and I promise I won't tell errone

When there is unemployment and GEJ and the military is chasing them out
What do you expect?
They also qualify as IDPs

Chris "brown" is a comedian .

We shouldn't take him serious

He should be a Chris under the "Rock"

BTW," Everybody hates Chris" ,so his points are not valid!!!