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"I saved my best fart for MTN Office"

I'm surprised that some people find this fascinating!!
If a foreigner speaks the Nigerian language
It is such a biggie but y'all speak English,Spanish,Chinese or whatever it is,
They usually don't give a fccuk and still don't hold y'all in high esteem!!!!

Could it be inferiority complex yearning for approval?

Goahead:
When is Obassanjo gonna get his own wife sef

Obasanjo is married!!!

Loool at support the "course"

Is it a degree programme?

Hope he trekked to Edo in solidarity with the governor?

Congrats to Oshiomole Junior on your wedding day!!
HML!!

Still looks like 9ice presently
Nothing changed!!

Really unfair!!

He is Asian!!

How do you know when they are not asleep?

I don't think the woman's name should be hidden because the news headline said she kidnapped the child meaning she did.
If it was an allegation, then it should have the word "allegedly"

tchidi:
No, but he has, and it's not favourable.

I wonder who goes to Libya?! What's the attraction??

NEWS FLASH: YOU CANT WALK ON WATER. YOU ARE NEITHER JESUS, PETER NOR DAVID COPPERFIELD!

SAMBARRY:
Do you people have eyes or taste at all


what is fine about the guy. He resemble conductor for Oshodi bustop. See the igbotic sunshades he put for eyes sef
no shirts on and all. Everything about him looks tacky and criminalishh.the wife sef looks like all this messenger girls that they send to go and fetch water in the saloon.

Like husband like wife. Them fit each other. Iru ironborun.nkan o gbe kan.awon onidoti oshi



and as for her wearing mfm shirt no comments till olukoya comes to clear the air.



mfm Usher indeed. Usher ko, Raymond ni

There is nothing like igbotic sunshade!!!

He is Yoruba with a sunshade on!

Stop shading!!

Loool!!

Someone that is leaving soon!!!

pinkjacket9:
After seeing these photos, I know why Ubi Franklin spent over 30 million naira on her. Hell, if I was him I would spend way more than that.



The Triple MG first lady shared these new photos of himself and got all her fans drooling.

Hmmmm……..*sighs*


https://instagram.com/p/1_adX5BMBV/

He shared these photos of himself?

Is he a transsexual?

Never "new" Ubi Franklin was into transgendered people

Lala247:
Hey peeps!

When in a relationship or married if your bae, gf/bf, wife/ husband kissing another person is this considered as cheating?
And if so can you forgive that person as they did nkt have full on sex.


Advice, expericnce , discuss

Cc lalasticlala
Ishilove

kissing you can never be cheating!!!!

if i told my girl that i passed a chance at kissing you, she would break up with me!!!.

kissing you CAN never, infact it can NEVERED be cheating!!!!

Is it Bournvita or Milo provisions?

What provisions?

I guess this is belated!!!!

chowlade:
My friend narrated her ordeal with her Husband. She explained her Hubby loves to Mastubate to finish up sex on top of her during sex. and he will ejaculate disgusting liquids directly on her body.Somtime she will bath afterward like three or five times in a day just to clean up the sticky mess. She asked him to Mastubate using Condom but he refuse.What can she do?

1.Can she quit the relationsip even though her husband has invested so much in the relationship?

2.Is mastubation a sin even though he does it with wife?

3.How can he rehabilitate him back to a normal Man in bed?

Nairalanders Your comment can save this relationship.

Nairaland Help

She can drink the s.perm if she doesn't like how he spills it!!

#JustSaying

diamondtutu:
First of all,you must be very stupid for calling d sperm that made u fresh and made u babies disgusting Liquid.


Idiotess.

Hahahahaha!!!!

Please finish your write up!!!

You typed,"first of all!!!""

Need secondly and third!!!
Even though you have "finished" her already!!!!

Turn over the page!!!

Where is Mama Peace?

I thought she was the President?

She is always the first to shake hand!!


She used to be the first to!!

How do people get married without doing background check?

No medical check?

I'm sure he doesn't even know her genotype!!

Husband be like

"A lifetime supply of milk for the family!!!!"

He doesn't have to be buying milk for the family.

He may even open a milk factory!!

Yomieluv:
Lemme make it short.

Went to a friend's place on Tuesday to watch Real-Madrid match. After a while,I heard a knock at the door,my friend went to open,I started hearing noise,on getting to the door,I saw my friend beating his girlfriend. I had to ask,he said the girlfriend came unannounced,and want to force herself in,which resulted to fracas.

I settled them,and went drop the girl in her hostel in unilag,went I came back to my friend's place,he was shouting that why should I go drop the girl off to her hostel,that I should have left her outside,when he locked the door against her. That my loyalty should be to him.

My question is this,was I wrong to have dropped her? I went to drop her because she was crying,bruised,and her sandal was torn.it will be unfair to leave her outside.

How can I help her out of the toxic relationship,without being seen as a traitor,or back-stabber by my friend, because its obvious my friend didn't like her at all,she's the one forcing herself on him.

Imagine after the whole beating,while driving her to school,she was pleading with me to beg my friend for her,I was like WTF in my mind,but didn't say anything,that I will get back to her.

Why?


Why bring this here?

Why?


No one cares!!!

Two is company, three is a crowd!!