₦airaland Forum

But why can't an Igboman be the speaker?

I don't understand this rotational thing ooooo!

Tambuwal is from the north, why should a northerner be clamouring for his replacement?

Ain't there any APC legislator from the east(I presume APC has the majority in the house) to succeed him?

Smh!!!

Ishilove:
Lol. You are quite wrong, D1ck

How do you mean?

Prove me wrong!!!

Ishilove:
Right from childhood, I've always been inexplicably drawn to old music. For me, the older the better. Old music, old pictures, old movies, old fashion etc. When i listen or watch them, I feel this deep longing, this yearning i can't name. Almost like I'm missing ...something. I remember years back when I began watching 'Wonder Woman' on our old black and white TV, I always experienced this sense of inexplicable loss. I never understood why I felt that way. I still don't understand.

I regularly experience deja vu, especially at places i know I have NEVER been to. These places are never in Africa, funny enough. My mum says I am an old soul.

Stop deceiving yourself

No body listens to tigbagagagaga robobototokopapapapapa enemies dem!
At least poetic people don't because they can easily discern what is pure art not the bull crap we have nowadays!
So stop deceiving yourself bout been drawn to whatever, you appreciate art so you would always look out for what is better!!

Vote GEJ!!!
VOTE PDP!!!
WE WILL NOT TAKE IT
GEJ'S MANHOOD LIVES ON!!!

Raymie:
@OP, are yhu Catholic, if yes, become a priest. If no, become one and become a priest. Then yhu wouldn't need to marry. Marriage will not guarantee a change in yhur sexuality. And if yhur wife finds out, we will certainly then know who yhu are offline. Inasmuch as I'm not a gay advocate, its foolishness to hate them either. Afterall, their maker hates the Sin and not the sinner. As long as yhu don't try molesting young boys, or are caught with a man, yhu may as well keep yhur secret till yhu die. I'm only being realistic in a country where homosexuality is more criminal than armed robbery or murder.

Don't be depressed. Take yhur mind off yhur sexuality and focus those energies into more positive ends like hanging out more, or playing a sport. If it is God's will, the lady who will win yhur heart and activate yhur loins will come. And all others will be automatic. Stay positive.

Hahahahaha!!!
Become a Catholic priest so that he can become a paedophile or serial self-servicer?
Lmaooooooooo!!
Nice one!!!

Konji na.................


Paternity test should be the next thing

Vote GMB/GEJ!!!

babeface3:
This is one of the ill treatments meted out to a Nigerian recently in the UK.

My friend was traveling to the UK to meet a friend of his for some important discussions. His wife's younger sister stays in London and was not aware of his arrival as he wanted to stay in the hotel throughout his visit without any disturbance.

On arriving London, Immigration officers asked him if he knew anyone in London, to which he said no. In what looked like a drama, they took his phone from him and one of the officers went to an office, searched through the phone, found a London Number and called it. My guy's sister-in-law picked and answered all the questions they posed thinking the sister's husband was in trouble.

Like another drama, mu guy found himself in a room, and thereafter ushered to a waiting plane going to Lagos.

This is absolutely astonishing!

The witches in his village have sat on his case!!!

lalasticlala:
The man who is obviously a PDP fan from the tag he has on his top flaunts his too much money..

Wait, could it be photoshopped?

What do you think?


https://mobile.twitter.com/DOlusegun/status/579533727916814336

*singingInWizkid'svoice*

"If I show you the money, would you vote for me?"

Vote Patience Jonathan till 2019

What a man can't do, a woman will do!!!!

SAMBARRY:
Kontinu to dey look me. # singing wasiu ayinde#

Igbatio deko lomeyo, tiodeko lomeyo

softysparky:
Praise the lord!!!!!!!

Have you gotten a woman yet? You have to taste and check the difference only then can you decide.


Edited*******
I am not trying to push him back into sin/fornication, but going by his testimony he only stopped being gay but not yet a straight guy. In fact it's more like a celibate gay. What happens when he marries and find out he prefers chopping prick to punny

Na woman like me go suffer am ooo.

Woow!!!
Did you type that?

Please can I taste you?

I haven't tasted p**** before so you should help me out!!!

Note:I would only "proceed" in your mouth!!

So excited as I type this request for vjayjay proposal!

Saimeritus:
http://www.e-expressnigeria.com/blog/2012/05/where-are-our-virgins

Hope Onila did not miss this thread?


Cos if she did, I would awawawaw that pinpinpon again!!!

Always clamouring bout that virgin ish

And baby, you know you let me hit that
You know how I like digging deep into that?

Now shake that a** for daddy!!

Pop that p**** for papi!!

suwailad:
The people who HATE on You Beautiful Aisha actually love you including that fool that called you a MILF

Please what is the full meaning of Mom I love to fooooo.ork?

SAMBARRY:
of course an important pezin is in the building

I think Mourinho's team might lose!
Currently watching the match!!

Drogba should be substituted and KANU brought in!

Up Enyimba!!!

Zohan:
Are you related to MrCork?

Ermmm,...... Excuse me?


Say what?

mytime24:
Fresh AiR
Gej is workin


Haters keep hatiN



GeJ till 2019

Fresh air?

Where did you get your hand fan from?

Abeg make I use am small!!
NEPA/PHCN de vex for my area!!!

That doesn't lead to Otuoke though!!

Is he helping Buhari to locate his way home?


Vote Chris Okotie for President-in-waiting

^^^^^

Cos the media has power!!.
Western education is sin
Vote Bull Harry and Shake Cowu!!!

SAMBARRY, I MEAN SOMEBODY, IS IN THE BUILDING!!!

Can all guys be homosexuals so I could be the only straight guy in the world to phuuccck all these beautiful damsel!!

I really wish!!!!!!

Cruised and had this car for years!!

Got fed up with it so I switched to my private jet!!

hahahaha

no money for him hence the switch!!!!

Any where money is!!!!

One of the problems of Nigeria!

EroticAngelina:
I don't know what to do... should I tell my boyfriend and destroy the relationship he and his father have or keep quiet and continue putting up with this shameful thing??!?
Its disgusting considering I'm like 40years younger that this old man!! doesn't he have an atom of respect? I'm his son's girlfriend for Pete's sake!

I've tried talking to him(the father) but I always get scared and end up saying something else.. maybe I misinterpreted his actions.... but if a guy hugs u tight, touches ur asss, looks at u lustfully, makes nasty dirty comments about u... what wud u think of that person?
I'm not exaggerating! I just want this to end.

Turn the cards!!

You know, guys phoock mum and daughter

Even sisters
Experience how it feels

Give the menfolks a taste of their own medicine!!!

As regards your dp, only, just only if you had spread those legs a lil bit farther!!!!

EroticAngelina:
I don't know what to do... should I tell my boyfriend and destroy the relationship he and his father have or keep quiet and continue putting up with this shameful thing??!?
Its disgusting considering I'm like 40years younger that this old man!! doesn't he have an atom of respect? I'm his son's girlfriend for Pete's sake!

I've tried talking to him(the father) but I always get scared and end up saying something else.. maybe I misinterpreted his actions.... but if a guy hugs u tight, touches ur asss, looks at u lustfully, makes nasty dirty comments about u... what wud u think of that person?
I'm not exaggerating! I just want this to end.

Kindly phooockk him and lets move on with life

OK?

Stop making a mountain outta molehill.

You never can tell if he has more bedmatic skills than his boy!!

Ain't you dating for the c.oork?

Take risk. The higher the risk,the bigger the profit!!

I mean, c'mon!!!, stop feigning ignorance like you ain't heard of sugar daddy before!!!

Take a chance!!

Let that pooosie get wet!!!

How can someone from Oyo be campaigning with Ijebu garri?
He is a sell out
Don't vote for him!!

Don't tell
Why should you?
Let him get girls for you so y'all can be partner zinc time!!!

All because of #45,000 he allegedly stole?

I don't just understand how some people think.
As a manager at Protea,what would have been expected of me is to pay back the money to the guest
Make sure the alleged culprit (for been accused, I wouldn't care if he was innocent) pays for the money through deductions from his salary/wages
And when the debt is complete, probably sack him
I don't think this case was handled appropriately!!
This is gruesome and inhumane for crying out loud!!!!

SAMBARRY:
Wot apoon


na me una dey gossip?

Why da name change?

APC infectious change propaganda?